#i mean they're like all thin

[plush-rabbit]

Dating Vox Headcanons

I have opinions again!! It's been forever!!

A/N: its kinda on brand for me to fall for a tv headed demon

It comes to no surprise that Vox is obsessive when it comes to things that interest him. Taking note of you, is both a blessing and a curse. It’s cute- He’s cute. When he attempts to speak to you in the beginning, he’s mauve, not skipping a beat in his attempt to make himself bigger and better than anyone you’ve ever known. However, the moment that you take interest in him- that you actually encourage him to talk more about himself- he might actually short circuit a bit. His screen freezes and he might even flash SMPTE colors on his screen. 

As cute as he can be in the beginning, his obsessiveness also leaves you with no privacy whatsoever. He needs to know what you’re doing. It’s almost more than a need. It’s a want. It’s a desire to check in on you no matter what he’s doing in the meantime. He checks on you constantly, and sometimes it's for the worst. Hearing you laugh with someone that isn’t him, knowing that you’re having a good time when he isn’t around, is enough to have him claw at the table. He won’t confront you about it- at least not in the beginning of the relationship. At some point, you just become aware that he’s there. That as long as there’s some sort of screen- a camera, a television, a watch, anything- he can be there in no time flat. 

He needs you close to him. He doesn’t want to wait a second more without you, so he’ll hire you as his personal assistant. It’s great pay and hours, and the benefits are reserved to you and only you. At first, you’re grateful- you’re in Hell and your partner is someone who holds power, honestly, it could be worse. He gets the benefit of seeing you everyday, practically 24/7, with you at his beck and call. You scurry beside him, take your lunches beside him, he takes up your entire time. The few times that you are allowed to go eat with others in the building, he’s keeping an eye on you. He needs to make sure that he can trust the others around you- that they won’t set you up for failure.

That being said, any relationships that you have outside of him and the other Vees, is monitored. Thanks to technology and addictive personalities, everyone has some sort of device on them at all times. He needs to make sure you aren’t with people who will whisper misguidance into your ear. He needs to make sure that you’re okay. However, the minute someone gets a bit too cozy with you, he’ll make sure to take care of the problem. Whether it's stitching an audio together to make it sound like they’re badmouthing you, or anything of the sort, he’ll do it. He just needs you with him. He can’t risk someone else starting to tell you how suffocating the relationship sounds.

It’s gifts here and there for you! Whatever you want- whatever you’ve even browsed online, he’s sending it your way via express shipping. It’s wonderful at first- you get what you want and all you have to do is tell the television demon how wonderful he is and how much you appreciate him and how you’ll never leave him. It’s sweet at first, you get nice things, but then you have an argument with him, and you realize that his gifts aren’t just that. What he gave you was expensive- would it kill you to just be a little kinder to him? You can’t just smile and admit you’re wrong at least once? Especially after everything he’s done for you?

Whether you’re tolerated by Velvette or Valentino or not, you’re stuck in every meeting that Vox has with them. Lunches, dinners, conferences, attempting to calm Valentino down after a tantrum, overseeing Velvette and her fashion shows- you’re right there, next to Vox. His hand claws over the top of your head, patting you, or raking his claws down your back or over your arm in an attempt to soothe him. The way he sees it, he soothes everyone else, and there’s no one to settle his nerves except for you. You’re an accessory at times- dolled up, perched at his side, and only speaking when you’re given permission to. You’re paraded around the office, following him close at his heels, making sure that where he goes, you follow. You can’t be left alone- what if something were to happen to you? He needs to be close by to make sure that you stay safe.

He hates getting upset at you. It breaks his heart- or whatever he has inside of him- to see you snap at him. You curl your lips, bare your fangs and with tears in your eyes, you tell him how you’re exhausted and how you don’t want to be some accessory to him, how you’re tired of being stuck inside the damn tower. You never listen to his warnings of it being so dangerous outside, and when you do make an attempt to walk away from him, you remember that he’s an Overlord, and you are not. He’s horrific, mean, and much stronger than you are, and he has no trouble putting you in your place if you even make an attempt to leave him. He really does hate yelling at you. You’re terrified of him days after, flinching and tensing when he reaches for you. But you’re just a bit dense and while you’re pretty, there’s not much going on in that head of yours, so you have to understand that he just has to be assertive sometimes. 

After an argument, he doesn’t necessarily say he’s sorry, but he is softer around you for quite some time. His hands caress yours, and he adorns your wrist in jewelry, letting the tips of claws bump over every bridge of charms and rings. His claw traces over your fingertips, and he mumbles sweet things to you. He tells you how pretty you are, and how sweet you are to him. He takes a day off to just spend with you, to make up for everything that happened before. An apology will never be spoken out loud, he could never admit that he went too far, but he would tell you that maybe you two can leave the tower, go someplace nice and see all that he doesn’t let you see alone.

Considering who he is surrounded with consistently, he needs attention that isn’t cruel. He craves your attention. He likes how kind you are to him. In those moments where everything is still, and the lights aren’t so bright, but coloring you both in a golden hue, he likes the quiet when it's with you. It’s interesting to watch him be so apprehensive with his movements. He slowly rests himself on his stomach, the back of his screen facing upwards, as your hand starts to scratch up and down his back. You can feel him shiver, you can feel his breath, the tapping of his claws against you- the stillness that he tries to hold just so you won’t stop. If your phone buzzes, or your attention is taken away, he buries himself further into you, a low hum emitting from him. It’s the few times you see him so mellow.

There are times when Vox can be sweet. When he has the time- usually during a lunch, or one of your breaks- he’s right beside you, listening to you rattle on about this or that, showing him a video on your phone. He’ll nod and laugh, be attentive and ask follow up questions so you know he’s actually paying attention. You’re pressed close to him, his arm over your shoulders, your legs over his, bodies pressed so close together, it’s a wonder you two haven’t melded into one. Even if his screen makes certain things difficult, it doesn’t stop you from seeking him out. Despite how malicious he can be, you return to him, you adore how he talks sweetly to you, how he calls you his one and only, his dear, his sweetheart. 

#hazbin hotel #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel vox #vox headcanons #vox x reader #hazbin vox x reader #i like the characters of the show #i think the designs are silly #like in a good way #i mean they're like all thin #but they're fun #i really like the songs #i like a lot of the awful characters #like valentino is kinda #but ya know #im also really into adam #i think he sucks #like he’s the absolute worst #but alex brightman has a voice that could make anyone fall in love #you know i got a few requests for nullified quirk #i never knew what to do with it #like would it be healing? or world it be more trauma #so its there #like i wanna do it because it was nice to write it #but idk what direction i would take it in

[gonnahaveabigtalklater]

shoutout to the absolute Biggest Dick moment in the entire game

#evrart was like “newsflash asshole they're ALL my blorbos. even the ones i hate.” and that's so relatable. #disco elysium #evrart claire #if evrart were thin/stereotypically handsome i think he would be getting shipped all over the place #and i don't just mean in his little shipping container

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Please tell me about your lil fic idea :’) I’m in the mood for pain

i assume you're referencing This! it's nothing too angsty tbh. i was just thinkin' about how Barnaby likes to use Wally's head as a chew toy, so what if one day someone - like, say, Eddie - startled him while he was doin' just that

& what if Barnaby bit down a little too hard, and moved a little too fast, and fuckign oopsie! ripped his lil buddy's head right off! and tossed it right at Eddie

#all of this is entirely accidental of course #eddie didnt mean to startle him! barnaby didnt mean to decapitate wally! #BUT ITS FINE wally's head is reattached the next day and he's Downright Dandy #no one else is though lmao theyre all traumatized #wally: my neck kinda hurts ahaha i wonder why #everyone: *guilty silence* #rambles from the bog #it just. it has to be So Easy #they're just thin fabric & stuffing #and Barnaby's a big guy! he's gotta have some Natural Strength! #especially against someone like wally who is. Twelve Apples #but yeah im outlining the fic for Funsies and its a lil three part thing #and wally's only 'dead' for the first part <3

[softquietsteadylove]

Ohh you have to continue the zombie au!! Them finally meeting sersi and co will be amazing :D

"Welcome, Gilgamesh."

He frowned at those around him. He hadn't given them his name. Usually it was Thena who was deeply distrustful of anyone they came across, but he was happy to take up that mantle in her absence.

That was the worst part about this place, that he had yet to see Thena.

He had woken up in a fit over it, but they had told him - promised him - that he would see her if he kept himself calm. They returned his clothes to him, washed and everything.

"We take in all those who need help," the short doctor, Ajak he had learned, said beside him. The cafeteria was surprisingly bustling with people. "That was how you came to us."

They had told him that Thena had arrived with him on her back, which he couldn't help but doubt. Not that she would do it, but Thena was half his weight at most, and they didn't exactly have food or water to spare, last he remembered.

The last solid memory he did have was of feeling feverish, dragging his feet as they continued towards the next city. He must have been really lagging, because Thena did something they never did, which was commandeer a car.

He could remember being in the backseat, and he could remember Thena's voice whispering sweet things, his head in her lap, her tipping water up to his lips.

All the more reason for him to be wary of these people until he could see Thena for himself. He looked around the place, "I don't see her."

They sighed. He had been a broken record since getting on his feet, but he felt he had good reason to be. The other doctor patted his shoulder, although he flinched away from her. "Thena is just getting back."

"Back?" he frowned and turned. Sersi, the younger, taller doctor, and a third guy in a white coat named Phastos all stepped back from him. They were the only ones he'd met so far. "Where was she?"

"She joined some of our scouts on a run," Phastos attempted to be a voice of reason. "Some of the supplies we needed were for you, so she volunteered to go with them."

He wasn't exactly placated by the news. "So you sent her out there with people she doesn't even know? Are they really gonna watch her back out there? What if they can't protect her?!"

"Gil, please," Sersi joined in the effort to soothe him. "It's a simple run to the closest facility outside the hospital. We've been here a long time--since the beginning, really. We've already sectioned off half the city as safe territory."

Gil huffed. With Phastos behind him and the docs in front, he felt a bit like a caged animal. He looked around the bustling cafeteria again, "fine. When will they be back?"

"It should be any time now," Sersi promised before turning and trotting off.

"Sersi's husband is part of the field team," Ajak supplied in her absence, leading them closer to the rest of the populace. The people already there eyed them and kept their distance, but they didn't exactly pull out pitch forks and torches at the sight of him. "We have some very good people here with us."

Gil watched as Doctor Sersi trotted over to the door, her wavy black ponytail bouncing behind her. She must have seen they were coming, because she ran at the door and launched herself into someone's arms before they were even in the room.

A man walked in with her attached to him, tall and broad shouldered. Gil couldn't hear them, but he had an inkling that he was one of the men who had dragged him inside when Thena no longer could. The other one walked in past the married couple, not even glancing at them.

Finally, far behind the other two, a ghost of a figure hurried into the room and immediately split off and away from everyone. Despite the promise of food, she steered clear of the line for it, pushing a blonde ponytail off her shoulder and pulling off her backpack.

Her clothes had also been washed, and the jacket she was wearing seemed to be new, maybe as a form of protection. But that was definitely his Thena prowling away from the thick of the crowd.

"Thena!"

Heads turned and people jumped out of the way of the huge stranger sprinting across the room. Some of them yelped, as if he were a train barrelling forward on its tracks. But he could only see Thena.

"Gil!" she barely got out before he swallowed her up, his arms snaking around her and his massive form folding over her. Her knees bent in response but he held her close, swinging her around in his arms.

"Thena! You're okay!" he sobbed, openly at that. For all his reluctance to cooperate with their hosts thus far he let himself weep with joy as he finally felt Thena's light frame in his embrace again. She still smelled like fresh air, and she was warm, and she was kind of bony, but soft in the places it mattered. "I-I thought-!"

"Sh, Gil, I'm here," she cooed, running her fingers through his hair as he blubbered over her like a baby. She let him lean his weight on her, his face buried between her neck and her shoulder, their legs stumbling, "it's okay, just breathe."

"I told you--they're too committed to each other, they won't-"

"Ikaris, hush."

"Are we just gonna watch them make out, or...?"

"Give them some space," Ajak urged the rest of her team. Gil pulled his head up to see her waving them back, her back turned to them. She didn't have the distrust in him and Thena that he had with her. "can you blame them?"

"Gil," Thena called to him, pulling his attention back to her. She put her hand to his cheek, her eyes scrubbing over him, "are you okay?"

He nodded, leaning into her touch, "I'm okay. Wh-What about you? I woke up and a-and you-"

"Sorry," Sersi leaned over to offer her apologies, "I voted to move you into the same room, but I got outnumbered."

"We weren't sure what to make of you," the other man who came in alongside Sersi's husband shrugged. "And then you freaked out when she wasn't there, so-"

"So," Gil made a face, "you decided that keeping us apart longer would fix that?"

Ajak laughed, although the guy clearly didn't appreciate it. He huffed, putting his hands on his hips, "hey, big guy, I'm the funny one here, got it?"

"Okay," Ajak spoke to those crowded around them en masse again, "let's let the lovebirds have a bite to eat and settle themselves. We can discuss what happens from here on afterward."

What did she mean by that? But Gil looked down as Thena slipped her hand into his. He was going to have to ignore that 'lovebirds' comment for now too, huh?

"Come on," Thena pulled him by the hand, keeping their fingers intertwined, "you must be starving."

"Well, yeah, but-" he looked around, still feeling on edge in the completely new environment. It was being around people - living people - that had him so on edge.

"I'll tell you everything that's happened," Thena promised him, "after you eat."

He just sighed, looking at her like she was the sun and he'd been underground for years. He would do anything if it meant he didn't have to let go of her hand yet, "fine."

#Thenamesh Zombie AU #so a new chapter begins eh? #thank you for asking for more of this au #I really am delighted to see it come back #and yes we're finally meeting the rest of the crew! #I've debated bringing them in before this #but it was never the right time before #anyway Gil wakes up and he's like where's Thena #he puts his clothes back on #where's Thena #they say come eat something and he says where is my wife?!! #Thena tells him all about how she got him here and the infection and how worried she was #she doesn't tell him about collapsing and having to be restrained #he says okay he'll hear them out #but they're on thin ice for not letting him see that she was okay as soon as he woke up #he's extra wary of Kingo and Ikaris #what do you mean his precious Thena went on a supply run with these two strangers?! #Ikaris says they can't trust them because they're too devoted to each other #Sersi: you used to be romantic #Kingo: I doubt that he was ever romantic

[clenastia]

i dont know why the running joke of this chapter is kakashi fearing for his kidneys. where did that come from. WHY did that come from.

i should probably cut that in editing it's a little ridiculous.

except it makes me giggle every time so maybe i should leave it there.

#girl's mind fanfic #clena's writing progress #just have to write ONE more conversation and the whole chapter is done. but DAMN if editing wont be a bitch #still wondering if i should cut jiraiya's 3-page infodump #because while most people dont mind #some people keep commenting saying that my fic is too wordy and i keep adding unnecessary things #and like. they're 1% of reviews but i have the emotional fragility of a china teacup #i cry when i get those sorts of reviews and they ruin my day even tho i get twenty comments who love my rambling #but like. also. i shouldnt delete stuff from my fic just for the 1% of assholes who will say mean things about it #but also i dont want to cry when someone inevitably says something mean about it. #most if not all of said assholes are on fanfiction dot net so technically i could just stop cross posting #except there are people on that site who DO like my rambles so #ugh. why am i such an emotionally sensitive crybaby. my life would be so much better #if i didnt have such thin skin #i'm 90% certain that jiraiya's 3-page infodump is going to get LONGER with editing cause i'm gonna turn it from infodump into #an actual conversation. so who knows how many pages it'll be by the end. the chapter's already 6500 words #which is double my average chapter length #and i DO like the info he presents even if it maybe ISNT strictly required for progressing the story. probably only the last paragraph is #ugh. i wish people would just never say mean things ever. then i wouldn't have a problem with anything xD

[machidielontheway]

me : "[...] to do that one needs to have a good level of internet literacy : how to navigate a computer, knowing how to make a good search, etc"

my mom : "i think it goes further than that, it's on another level, because making a search is easy, you can just input two words, but knowing how to find the right words to get the results you need and not just vague results is quite hard and [...]

me, baring my teeth as no one can see my face in the phone call, keeping my tone even : "yes mom that's what a good search means. so what you said IS included in internet literacy, as i said."

#3615 my life #i never know how to explain this #but it's fucking irritating #like what else did you think i mean by 'savoir faire une bonne recherche' ??? #like i know she has a Thing about being able to speak and be listened to #but she could do with some listening of other herself !! #my patience is extremely thin when i have to listen to someone say something I LITERALLY JUST SAID like it's something else #or like something they thought of themselves. like no bro i just said it you just didn't listen or didn't try to understand #may it happens that sometimes i'm the one who hasn't explained well or fully ? yes ! but after 30 years of this sorry if i'm irritable #i dislike monologues by people who think they're having a conversation when all they want is To Be Right #my mother has qualities and good traits !! #but sadly i can't go past this one cause you can't avoid it #my mother who once said 'it hurts me when people are not making the Right choice / action / decision #i'm annoyed that we see each other this weekend cause it cut my 'last' two weeks in vacation in half #which means that this one is gonna be spent thinking about this weekend dreading and hoping it goes by fast #and the other one will be 'the last one' :/ #i am not known for my capacity of letting go. i wish i had more of it.

[steakout-05]

photos of some of my old childhood plushies with a cute filter applied :)

2006 Shining Stars Unicorn plush - had ever since the same year it was made

Unidentified Calico Cat plush (possibly a Loblaws or Douglas plush) - had a similar one since at least 2006 or 2007 which disappeared, replaced with a gift from a friend in 2013. the original plush was likely an Aurora plush.

2001 Bestever Liontoons Plush - had since the day i was born

2002 Bedtime Care Bears plush - had since 2005 (it even came with a VHS tape included!)

#plush #plushies #stuffed animals #childhood toys #bestever #bestever plush #liontoons #shining stars #shining stars plush #calico cat #calico cat plush #cat plush #cat plushies #care bears #care bears plush #rare plush #rare plushies #rare toys #i love my old plushies and stuffies they're so cute #i have this big kangaroo plush with a pouch that i've had since at least 2006 #along with some bilbies (although they're more recent plushies) #these plushies are so old that they've lost most of their fluffiness and are kinda dirty #i should give them all a bath #i used to have this HUGE unicorn plush that was kinda more like a bean bag #it was dark purple and it had these reflective holographic wings and horn made of like this thin plasticy foil stuff #and it had these blue plastic eyes that kinda looked like the ones on my care bears plush #and by huge i mean it was like. bigger than me #my parents have an old photo of me as a super young child sitting on top of it like it was a really big plush #i'll see if i can find a photo of it anywhere but i doubt i'll be able to since idk the brand and it's a really broad search #if i can ask my parents to find the photo then i'll post a cropped version with just the toy itself so you can see what i mean

[e-i-l-f]

there's so much dating advice content on the internet, and you shouldn't follow any of it, no matter who you are

#like if it's about safety or basic basic hygiene sure #but the rest??? #wtf just be real #i know that's cliche but the rules the grifters and even the well meaning people are laying out are CRAZY and overcomplicated #'he didn't try to impress me' #maybe he is just being himself and you don't like him and that's okay #like would you really rather someone do basically a party trick to impress you #than be impressed by their genuine actions and personality #why would you want anyone to be fake just bc they're meeting you for the first time #also when ppl are like 'don't talk about _x_ on the nth date' #girl TALK about whatever feels right and/or you feel is inportant for them to know about you etc #nothing is off the table idk as long as your being real #and if they don't like it #then they are NOT FOR YOU #all these convoluted rules basically encouraging people to hide their true selves lead to bad relationships that are built before thin veils #obv i mean if you're dating for relationships and not just hookups #every new person i dated would know after the first time we met that i am #not religious #childfree and staying that way #commie left #vegan #have multiple animal companions #etc #these things are important to know for embarking on a potentially long term serious relationship #i do not want to waste anyone's time #and i don't want them to waaste mine either

[snixx]

honestly as a neurodivergent person it annoys me more when people say kms over the most insignificant things than when they use my disorder an a quirky expression to be dramatic. they're essentially the same thing to me

#like atp when i mention something about any of my dxes people will always ask *seriously?* and i will say yes #they're obviously different things #but the line between how serious people are when they say kms is so thin it's basically non existent atp #and don't get me wrong i was miserable and suicidal when i was undiagnosed for years and even now when i forget my meds it's #scary how fast i spiral to the worst place #but to me killing yourself is way more serious than not having say adhd #so i dont get how people are so ok with normalising it but will get mad if you joke about intrusive thoughts when you're nt #this from someone who would trade anything to not have intrusive thoughts btw. believe me i know how much it sucks im not kidding #like it all depends on context and who you're talking to but i mean generally #girlblogging.pdf

[fictional-worlds-are-exquisite]

i will say shit like man i feel like my clothes don't last as long as they used to. like all my shirts feel so thin now. and my mum will find one of my shirts to point at and go you have worn this since you were 12.

like okay maybe it's been a decade but I'm still not ready to buy numerous new clothes

#'you need to buy a new wardrobe' that feels so wasteful no I don't #I can just wear a singlet under my shirts and there. They're not see through now #is there a hole in them? no. maybe a few. but mostly no. so they're fine #they can last longer #besides I wasn't talking about those shirts i know why they're thin they're old #I was talking about the ones I bought like. 5 years ago. ridiculous. they should last longer #👀 .... #I hate clothes shopping I'm gonna keep wearing these #until someone drags me into a store forcibly #this applies to all t shirts. I had to upgrade my winter shirts before because #it turns out winter shirts don't do well being thin. weird that #I mean I still have a couple winter shirts from primary school #But only like 2 #And i don't wear them much so they're still thick enough

[le-velo-pour-dru]

Actually iDKHOW is the most important thing ever 🫶 Hope this helps

#dru speaks #THAT BAND MEANS SO MUCH TO ME YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA- #JTSJDXHGILLIHESGTJYCKUVYS #THEY'RE JUST- SO INCREDIBLE #THEY'VE NEVER RELEASED A BAD SONG AND EVERY SONG I WASN'T TOO FOND OF ORIGINALLY ENDS UP FINDING A PLACE IN MY HEART ANYWAY #(NEW INVENTION (FISCH LOOPS REMIX) IS ON THIN ICE BUT IT'S STILL COOL 👍) #THEY'RE SO TALENTEDDDDDD AT EVERYTHINGGGGG #THE SONGWRITING. THE VOCALS. THE BASS. THE DRUMS. IT'S ALL JUST SO GOOOOOOOOD 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖 #ALSO SHOUTOUT TO DALLON'S VOICE SPECIFICALLY!!!!!!! HE'S GOT SUCH AN INCREDIBLE VOICE AAAAAAAAAA HE'S SO TALENTED 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶 #AND I'VE MADE SO MANY FRIENDS IN THE IDKHOW FANDOM!!!!!!! MOST OF MY BEST FRIENDS AT THE MOMENT ARE PEOPLE I MET BECAUSE THEY LIKE IDKHOW #THIS IS THE FIRST BAND I'VE ACTUALLY BEEN INVOLVED IN THE FANDOM OF. FOR MOST OF THE BANDS I LISTEN TO I DON'T KNOW THE NAMES OF THE #MEMBERS AND I HAVEN'T HEARD ANY OF THEIR ALBUMS ALL THE WAY THROUGH. BUT THERE WAS JUST SOMETHING ABOUT DECIDING TO LISTEN TO ALL OF #IDKHOW'S MUSIC THAT JUST FLIPPED A SWITCH IN MY BRAIN #THIS IS AN ALL NEW KIND OF FANDOM FOR ME AND THE RECEPTION I'VE GOTTEN IS *AMAZING* :) TO MY TUMBLR IDKHOW FRIENDS I'M SO SO GLAD I KNOW #YOU GUYS 😊🫶 #SO YEAH IDKHOW IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING EVER I WILL NOT TAKE CRITICISM ON THIS /hj /lh #idkhow

[thecommunityoftrustworthysinks]

the thing about the difference between like, attraction vs fetishization, or unattraction vs dehumanization (or similar), is really just...do you view that person as existing only or primarily for your attraction.

like, there was a post awhile back about a cis mlm guy who preferred relationships with trans men with vaginas because he liked vaginas and men. and like, that was actually a really affirming post for me because i think so often in an effort to fight against fetishization, we sometimes circle back around to implying trans people's bodies are only attractive despite their trans characteristics, which is...really disheartening, especially for me as someone who probably will never get bottom surgery.

fetishization is when someone views a particular type of person as being only good for offering them attraction or sex. someone really liking tall and big women is absolutely valid and great as a preference. what isn't, is turning around to be like "ooh i wanna date a trans woman because i looove tall big hot women throw me around" especially if you're talking to one particular woman who never asked or even implied interest.

and for unattraction, everyone has things they find unattractive. and sometimes those are going to be physical things like height, body shape, hair color, and so on. we all have things we like and dislike about people we're attracted to.* as long as you don't think those people are worth less than others because you don't find them attractive, or you treat them poorly because you don't think they're attractive, that's fine.

and there are things to be said about stigmatized bodies, like trans people and fat people, who are frequently seen as Unattractive[tm] and encouraging people to unpack their feelings like that and figure out if that's just the effect of stigma or if it's a real preference and feeling. and then it really just comes down to if they fully respect those people as people in their own rights and also understand that someone else may find them attractive because there is no constant hard and fast rule for attraction. (and, not being disgusted or shocked if you do happen to be attracted to someone you don't usually).

(and also, most of the time you don't need to go around telling people. especially not people you don't find attractive. don't do that. there's literally no reason to tell someone "hey i think you're ugly" or something like. you really don't ever have to do that.)

*for those who experience attraction (of any kind)

#x #fetishization #attraction #like i really do not find tall people attractive #like if you're over like 5'10" you're on thin ice #but that doesn't mean i find EVERY person over that height categorically unattractive and it also DEFINITELY #does not mean that they're worthless ugly members of society like #that would just be ridiculous #some people have traits that are more socially acceptable to call ugly and if you think those are different because of that they are not #i don't care if you like the number 1 stereotype of a hot woman that's all cool as long as you don't treat every other woman as disgusting

[totally-not-a-tickle-blog]

just out of curiosity - if thin thief likes getting tickle kisses, who from?

(asking for a friend)

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Ahem......

#I still prefer to hc them as brothers but like in another universe where they're a couple...... #oh its the cutest thing istg #i can perfectly imagine them in a tickle fight and his attacks are only ticklish kisses #both because they're super effective and because he don't want to hurt thin thief by accident #i mean- bruh the guy is all bone no meat #spooky month #sm thin thief #sm fat thief #spooky month tickles

[gender-euphowrya]

i know our fatphobic cultures have deepfried and glassblown people's brains but it always boggles my mind when a fat person is fatphobic ??? what are you doing

#i mean like #your overweight aunt telling her daughter who's slimmer than her to lose weight #fat middle-aged women in the street making a face at a young fat girl in a crop top #people saying stuff like ''she could look so much better if...'' while being fatter than the person they're talking about #couples of equivalent sizes turning each other's weight into a punchline #like. this isn't something that makes my life any harder so as annoying as it is i don't feel the need to address it #but nobody in my family seems to get that I Do Not Care what weight i am #i've put on weight over the last year or so and when i say it's not an issue to me #my mom & grandma just act like... it should be ??? like i should be feeling awful and beating myself up over it ???? #shouldn't you be GLAD that i'm not ? that i'm not stuffing myself with celery and then puking it up ? #that i'm feeling comfortable ? that i'm not depressed over it ? that i think i look just fine ?? #meanwhile mom's way heavier than me and used to be even more before she had An Entire Surgery to lose weight #i mean. both my parents were fat. it's genetics. i'm never gonna be stick thin. i do not care ??? #i'm gonna look like harvey guillen jack black matt berry y'know ?? all men people find attractive ?? what's there to worry about #AND EVEN THEN. even if we lived in a nightmare world where people had shit taste and found them ugly #still wouldn't make it a problem ? idgaf what people think of my appearance ?? i'm vibing

[abyssaldyke]

Hades II looks fucking incredible HOWEVER. You mean to tell me they still haven't hired someone who can draw even one fat character.

#ya girl #i mean maybe they have who knows! #hades the first was just very thin for some reason and it's like. they're all gods! is nobody on olympus fat? #dionysus? aphrodite? athena? NOBODY? #it was the one thing that really bothered me in the original game so ill be disappointed if they keep it up for this one

[chaosgenasi]

it would be pretty interesting thematically if ruidus was created or pulled through to the material plane to fuck with arcane energy as a means for the betrayer gods to take away or disrupt the gifts that the prime dieties gave mortals, (see: the arcane made possible through leylines which are celestial in nature bc of the luxon), and then potentially repurposed for “good” / re-shaped by the prime dieties to maintain the overall cosmic balance & protect the material plane from powerful forces such as elemental chaos, (and/or seal something away). it would just kinda make sense that the intrinsically celestial geomancy of exandria would be influenced by celestial solstices, and as a result, the introduction of ruidus into that system became a weapon that either limited mortals’ connection to the arcane or emboldened the chaos, and then reshaped to reinforce certain barriers

#basil.ramblings #it's just very interesting that leylines & the boundaries between planes become chaotic or thin when it's an apogee solstice specifically #bc that's when they're Furthest from exandria?? #and we see that kind-of mirror or whatever a lot through exandria's history like. pelor creating the suntree at the site where ioun was #wounded + the tree of names created to seal the primordials. & the reverse like how ziggurats can be used for fucked up rituals #we do know for a fact that blowing up the moon would absolutely fuck over exandria just by virtue of it being A Moon skdjfh #not to mention that it is either one of the barriers of the divine gate (see: broken mirror w/the material plane in the middle) #or a Different gate entirely #also y'know. all the shadowfell connections & the duskmaven death cult potentially sending souls there #thoughts brought to you by me almost burning my rice bc i was thinkin luxon thoughts ahsjsj #i'm so excited !!!! for yios!!!! #and by interesting i mean like !! we have so many characters this campaign whose powers come from dubious sources #or they're afraid of themselves/etc but they use their abilities to protect their friends & such (when they're in control) #and the potential ruidus parallel to that would just be cool. especially for characters like imogen