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the-bisexual-bitch · 5 months
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Hey bbs!!
The autism is autisming 2day!!
I realised why I only share about my hyperfixxations on tumblr!! And my writing!! And any of my interests. at all.
Other that cuz tumblr is best
Because whenever I express that I enjoy things
my friends/family/partner are like:
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"Hah. Cringe. Imma tell everyone abt. how cringe u are. Loser."
(sorry for the all of it, my brain is melting!! I gots a fever!!)
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sadly-im-vhena · 8 months
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“YoUr BoDy iS a tEmPLe—“
Yeah well call me a crusader bc I’m boutta desecrate this temple
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local-cryptid · 21 days
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i am devastated
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spookyjordo · 2 years
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My therapist says I’m supposed to indulge my “bad” side more, but I don’t think she’d like what that is actually going to look like
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felixakranken · 3 months
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TWF fans have a strange habit of, for lack of a better word, woobifying Mr. Walten.
I think a lot of you seem to take this series a lot less serious than it actually is, and those same people have a very bad habit of making Jack out to be a saint. He's just a normal guy. Just because he loves his family doesn't mean he's some sweet and perfect guy who has no flaws. I never see any of you discuss or portray his anger issues that Martin has mentioned numerous times.
You all blatantly ignore the fact that Sophie's only memories she retained of him were that he was angry and he worked all the time. Just because he loves his family and didn't abuse them doesn't mean he's perfect. To deny him of these flaws take away what a dynamic character he's being written to be.
We know Felix sucks. We all know this because no one shuts up about it. That's his best friend of 20 years, someone he chose to have around his family, and someone he chose to start a business with. Felix's actions don't reflect on Jack, obviously, but you have to think about the fact they are best friends of 2 decades.
The small bit we know about Jack and what things Martin has let on to his personality over time is very different than what everyone makes him out to be, and it's strange. If you choose to ignore that Jack is just a normal middle-aged man in the 70s, that's on your own inability to actually like the character that's there.
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funeralflow3rs · 1 year
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okay but listen,,, listen,,, are you listening,,, I cannot stop thinking about how the cauldron loves elain and its just... SO interesting to me that the MOMENT she pops out from the depths she's given a mate. there were any number of people there that could have been "assigned" to her ( if ur picking up what I'm putting down lmao ) the cauldron peered into her soul and saw all of her wants and needs and gifted her with the person that embodied all of those things and then some.
I will never stop thinking about this actually.
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merakiui · 10 months
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azul has that single dad on vacation vibe nailed to a T in that new card and i’m going insane. i will be his wifey so he never again has to be a single dad on vacation
He's literally this:
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But it's okay because he makes it look so good. orz I will also be his wifey so that when he has his next vacation trip he won't be alone. <3 anything to make dilf Azul happy hehe!!! >:3c
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When the brain rot hits too hard and you decide to struggle w blender
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leupagus · 11 months
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So I'm sure there's different versions of this
But the one my cantor* told us when we were in Sunday School was this one:
Two rich men go to a cloth merchant's shop. This merchant is known for having beautiful silks, even though he has but a small humble store in the outskirts of town — so small that his infant son is sleeping on one of the chests!
These rich men want to buy these silks, so they demand to see them at once.
The merchant says, "I am sorry, they are not for sale today. Come back tomorrow and I would be happy to show them to you."
The rich men, knowing that this merchant is a Jew, think "ah-hah, he wants more money!" So they offer him a tremendous sum.
"I am sorry, they are not for sale today. Come back tomorrow, good sirs."
The rich men are puzzled, but they double their price. Quadruple it. Anything this merchant wants, they can give him.
"I am sorry, they are not for sale today. Come back tomorrow, if you please."
So, the rich men leave, annoyed, but they present themselves the very next day and sure enough, the merchant goes to a chest and pulls out the most beautiful silks that these rich men have ever seen. And when they offer to pay, he will only accept the price that he himself has deemed fair — many times less than even the first offer these rich men made.
"But why would you not give us these silks yesterday?" they ask, happy but baffled as they (or more probably their servants, but the cantor didn't get into that) pack up the silks to leave.
Just then, the merchant's wife comes in from the back, carrying their infant son. The merchant smiles and says, "Because my child was sleeping on that chest, and I did not wish to disturb his slumber. His peace is more precious to me than all the money you, good sirs, could ever provide."
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tibby · 1 year
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THE SAW FRANCHISE (AS RANKED BY MY FOLLOWERS) → #3. SAW IV
↳ “Are you there, Detective? If so, you are probably the last man standing. Now, perhaps you will succeed where the others have failed. You think you will walk away untested? I promise that my work will continue. You think it's over just because I’m dead? It's not over. The games have just begun.”
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rascheln · 3 months
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tbh I find posts that describe Laois' influence on Falin's life as a 'burden' or something she was forced into pretty patronizing of Falin and ignorant of her own motivations and growth as a character. And it also comes across as blaming Laios for the way she grew up, when I don't think either of them had that much agency in their lives and it also suggests an intentionality that we can be pretty sure was not there.
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"Sick of doing shit and not getting paid for it / Sick of being told you just gotta wait for it / What am I waiting for?"
(The hair I drew him with is from @witcherscreenshotsdump 's mod)
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doomspaniels · 2 years
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Turkeys!
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TURKEYS!
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norcumii · 1 month
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Sometimes, my spite overcomes my common sense.
In my defense, the lady hit one of my major buttons AND I have someone egging me on.
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kori-senpai · 12 days
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Which character from Fence do you relate to the most?
i will now play a little mind game with you - I want you to imagine Nicholas. Got him? Good. Now put that mental png to the side and pull up that cheap jpeg of Aiden with glasses you have down there somewhere.
Now smack them together head first, add a few tattoos, crank the mommy issues up to eleven, make the lovechild a raging lesbian and mwah - that's moi ✨
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mjshortformcjesus · 22 days
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ew guys dont eat soap i just took a bite out of a large bar of soap and i almost threw up and now im dying because i drank water and the inside of my mouth feels bubbly and it burns
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