#i love this girlfail sm

[bloobearr]

regina of all waters💧💙

im also on: @klariloo (insta) & @bloobwr (twt)

#furina #genshin fanart #genshin impact #genshin #fanart #my art #furina genshin #focalors #fontaine #genshin impact fanart #furina fanart #she’s such a silly pathetic dumbass girlfail french god #so unserious #her eng va?????? #so fitting #so dramatic #i love her sm #hydro archon #archon quest

[spongypilled]

shit i drew 2 day

#oscar art #ice cube #clock #match #girlfail match btw (she pretends to be a girlboss but she is NOT) #also i love drawing my icey gijinka sm ahh

[krakall]

girlfail and girlboss watching the player/caine put too much sugar in the tea

(you know, i think it's a crime how long i've gone without drawing carnival pomni and ragatha. i love ragatha's dress it looks so BOUNCY and i feel like i did not do it justice :( )

(carnival au belongs to @sm-baby (i am so sorry i ping you in every carnival drawing i make, if you'd like i can stop!! i don't wanna clutter your notifications!!))

#tadc #the amazing digital circus #tadc ragatha #ragatha tadc #the amazing digital circus ragatha #ragatha the amazing digital circus #the amazing digital circus pomni #pomni the amazing digital circus #tadc pomni #pomni tadc #the amazing digital carnival ragatha #ragatha the amazing digital carnival #the amazing digital carnival pomni #pomni the amazing digital carnival #the amazing digital carnival

[cookierunauprompts]

omg can you do the opposite of the one flustered jester idea? where the reader is the one flustered and let’s switch things up a bit by making reader a beast too she was also sealed cause well.. I mean girlbosses are always villains so, (reader is the weakest beast sadly, she’s weaker than sm) anyway so what if they’re ALREADY into eachother but they’re goddamn slow burn ass yk AGH and so bcz shadow milk knows she’s flustered and she can well flirt back but like bros already red so.. shadow milk has the upper hand here in terms of teasing / flirting YKYK sorry brain rot.. since this is a little more suggestive bcz well you’re flirting I believe that’s suggestive / a little spicy? hope this doesn’t break your rules I’m not quite sure if this counts as super bad.. if it is i swear it’s not intentional I LOVE YOUR WORK ❤️❤️

ohoho anon, you don't realize the power you've given me. Also, i may have changed it a bit to make Reader more of a Warden within the seal that... kinda sucks at her job at keeping the Beasts in the seal and detering them from escaping just to spite the witches. She's still a bit of a girlboss girlfail though.

Requested Prompts #42 - 💓

The five Beasts, five fallen heroes formerly revered now sealed away for their crimes against cookiekind. Everyone knows that Elder Faerie Cookie is the guardian of the seal, but what about the Warden? Yes, the warden of the seal. The Cookie placed within it by the witches to be the equivalent of a squeaky toy for ensure that the beasts stay within the seal from the inside. And, to put things rather simply... you didn't like your job. In fact, you hated the fact that the witches decided that you were apparently fit for the job. So, instead of doing your job, you got to know the beasts instead. Hell, you may have even caught feelings for one of them. And now, with all this information in mind, it brings us to now. " Oh little warden~" You could hear the beast of deceit purr, causing you to stop yourself in your tracks to look over at the (currently) contained beast. You noticed that he'd shrunken down to be around your height, though not small enough to slip through the bars like you could. " Seems you finally decided to pay me a visit again! I was getting so bored trying to entertain myself!" He reached through the bars of his prison, beckoning you inside. You, of course, obliged in his request. " Well, I have duties to attend to within the seal. If the Witches knew I was slacking off then they'd crumble me for sure." You said to yourself with a chuckle, as if the witches would even bother to care after basically abandoning you here all those years ago. " Oh hush, you and I both know very well that they can't possibly know what goes on in here. You can blame it on that Foolish King if something ever happens." Shadow Milk Cookie hummed, holding your face in his hands. " Besides, who would believe a Fool King like him? Nobody, and I mean nobody, knows just what happens here, little warden." There it is again, there's a certain lit to his voice that seemed to worm it's way into your heart to make it beat faster. You couldn't exactly tell if he was actually flirting with you or not, but there was a certain quality to it that tipped your thoughts towards the more flirty side of things. " Still," You begin, looking away to prevent yourself from staring into his gaze. " It's the only thing I can really do here, y'know?" Your reasoning seems to go in one of the beast's ears and our the other, even though neither of your technically have ears. " Hm... but you could be having a little bit of... fun with your favorite trickster, hm?" He suggested, and that may have been what broke your composure the slightest bit, letting the slightest hint of red creep onto your face. You certainly didn't trust that 'fun' meant exactly what you thought, it was probably another one of his petty puppet shows and he was doing all of this to rile you up and get a reaction out of you. " And what exactly do you mean by... 'fun'?" you question him, your composure breaking further as he let out a low chuckle. " Oh little warden... You're so cute whenever you act so clueless." He purred in this new, low voice of his. Since when could he do this? You knew he was an actor but what???? the fuck??? You could see that he was getting bigger as well, more or less of a good sign. " ... It makes me want to just gobble you up~" hoo boy, hoo fucking boy. You could feel the back of one of his claws rest at your leg. " Starting from your toes all the way to your itty bitty silly little head~ I wonder just what you'd taste like...? I could probably just eat you up in one bite~!" He purred, you could see his tongue poke out from between his lips, licking them in a rather teasing manner that got your heart working overtime. You couldn't tell if it was beating so fast out of fear or embarrassment because maybe this actually flustered you a lot and- by the witches he was fucking huge now. Holy fuck he could probably actually do it. He leaned down close, his wide grin inches away from your face.

" Oh you're oh so teeny tiny... i really could just eat you up in one bite~" He hummed as his hand wrapped around your body. You were pretty sure that your brain is going to short-circuit soon just from the way he's looking at you.

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this may be the spiciest thing i've ever written, what the heck.i only stopped here cause I couldn't write any more without getting too embarrassed.

#cookie run #cookie run kingdom #cookie run au #crk #cr kingdom #shadow milk cookie #cookie run au prompts #shadow milk cookie x reader #beast yeast #hey did burning spice show up or is it just hot in here #I'll do a proper formatting later #warden!reader prompts

[autistic-ranpo]

TACHIGIN HCS BC THEY R SO IMPORTANT TO ME

-tachihara def uses gel n shit to make his hair lie the way he wants it to

-gin found this out the hard way when she tried to run her fingers through his hair

-T4T SO REAL (transmasc tachi and pangender gin)

-they go on picnic dates <3

-it took longer than tachihara would like to admit to realize gin was akus sibling

-'yeah i bet akutagawa is an only child w the way he acts lmao' '????? huh'

-they are both so girlfail. dont ask me to explain

-they cuddle a lot (read: gin just lays on top of his boyfriend like a cat all the time)

-it shocked tachi so much when gin spoke for the first time. like were talking cartoon cat type shit

-tachi sees gin in public before he really knows them and falls hard

-he gets the balls to ask her number and she looks at him so weird

-he is thoroughly humbled and walks off

-later when they start dating they go out in public and gin is all casual

-tachi loses his shit

- 'IT WAS YOU??? IT WAS FUCKING YOU??? ALL THIS TIME???' 'yeah :)'

-gin teaches tachi to braid hair and now its his fav thing to do (gin loves it)

-tachihara hates sitting still for too long, so when theyre laying on the couch or when hes at work and not doing anything he makes little pipe cleaner animals

-(he gives them to gin <3)

-tachi has like an 18 step skincare routine idc

-gin uses axe

-gins love language is physical touch and tachis is words of affirmation and acts of service

-when they get home after a mission tachi cooks/bakes to unwind and gin comes up behind him and just hugs him

-they r both so protective of eachother

-def steal each others clothes all the time

-THEY RULE AT COUPLES COSTUMES

-WERE TALKING ALL OUT EVERY YEAR

-avid heart shaped sunglasses enjoyers

idk i love them sm 💕💕

( @chuuyanakaahara )

#if any of this contradicts canon no it doesnt #tachigin #headcanons #bsd #bungou stray dogs #tachihara michizou #gin akutagawa #tachihara bsd #gin bsd #loves <33

[darknadaworld]

Girlboss girlfail girlcry that's how it goes yea yea?

I just love the bat boy sm he deserves to be the final boss he deserves to kick ass he deserves to be taken seriously as a threat he deserves to actually be treated like royalty cuz he is but for some reason the game keeps on forgetting that??☠️ Like he's literally the bat KING yo.

I be like DT is my favourite game then I proceed to talk shit about it yyyeeaaaaa

Also some extra silly nilly stuff wooooooOoooo!!!

Also king Dandelion and Queen Moonflower designs cuz I love them so much they're so epic (Flowardin rulers btw, Rosethorn's parents)

#darknoverse #art #mario and luigi #digital art #thorns of origins #super mario oc #antasma #robean #hohoster #beanish oc #beanpole #flowardin kingdom #king dandelion #queen moonflower

[iamfabiloz]

uh uh i dont rlly know a lot about transformers other than from that one movie my dad made me watch but uhh how about those two lesbian robots u posted about they look cool! or uhh idk starscream is he cool??? idk who he is but his names cool (sounds like a crazy person)

YEAAA THE T4T LESBIANS LUG AND ANODE!! I love them sm AWAAAAHHH 😭💖i slightly redraw/based this piece off of this very sweet comic panel!! :] tried a dif thing w shading too n idk if I’m fully happy but I am very tired so YAH!! Anything for the girls 🥹🥹🫡🫡🫡

n starscream is indeed cool!! :3 he is very evil silly and goofy and insane u were right on the money HEHE he a girlfailing girlboss!!

sorry this took a while i am super slow at robot drawin 🫡 but good practice at least 🤔 I hope u like these ehehe :3

REQUESTS ARE STILL CLOSED ATM!!

#I’m gonna repost the star one on its own maybe mmm #starscream #I used cyberverse star as a ref but used like g1/idw markings n colors so mmm anyones guess at what continuity LMAOO #starscream tf #lugnode #lug tf #anode tf #mtmte #lost light #idw tf #idw transformers #transformers #maccadam art #maccadam #lug #anode #codysight art #robot requests #ask #4shfur #tf starscream #idw starscream #starscream transformers #autobots #decepticons #Also NOO how did I unfollow you again man I don’t rmemeber anything I do fr

[anon-mythicquest-confessions]

I'm rewatching Mythic Quest and I just adore Poppy so much. I love how she starts off seeming more down-to-earth than the others in MQ (because she's the underdog) but you slowly learn she's just as unhinged actually. She's such a girlfail, she's the worst, and she's so funny! I love her sm <3

.

#BEST GIRLLOSER 💗💗💗💗 #mythic quest #poppy li

[starrynightarchive]

HI NEW FRIEND!! https://www.tumblr.com/starrynightarchive/746828393813803008/inbox-me-1-thing-you-want-to-know-about-me

asking you for your top 5 bsd dynamics (either romantic or platonic works 👀)

new mutual!!!!! hi lena!!! (i can call you that right?) you have great timing I was just stalking your ao3 AND I LOVE YOUR WRITING SM WAH

clears throat. so here are a few dynamics i enjoy based on two criterion:

they meet in canon and are absolutely Not normal in any of their interactions

chuuya and dazai- freaks. the homosexuals ever. someone needs to kill them because therapy won't work on them.

dazai and kunikida- guys...... guys it's the work-husbands...... it's the gorgeous blonde man and his disaster brunette girlfail husband..... guys.....

dazai and fyodor- hey what the fuck is wrong with them. @zukkaoru and i are currently investigating that question

the lupin trio- MY BELOVEDS!!!! a minor and an enabler and a man with way too many sus jobs!!!! all of them in a dingy bar!!!! none of them are normal!!! we love to see it

bram and aya- it's like watching dora but dora is funny and cool and there's a fucking sleepy vampire for some reason. amazing

they don't meet/barely interact in canon and that's probably for a good reason but ASAGIRI MAKE IT HAPPEN I'M IN YOUR WALLS:

chuuran- they are a fucking disaster. that's all i can say

nikonathan- local murderous clown tries to romance an equally murderous catholic

nikolai and kenji- listen. I have a very valid reason for this one. grace wrote this fic and you expect me to be normal about that? are you hearing yourself.

kunichuu- guys,,,, they are built from the same dirt..... they are one road diverging into two different paths..... they are so.....

any platonic/familial dynamic involving dazai and the ada members

I have a lot more but this post will never end if i keep talking so like. tldr if im crazy about something I write about it so you can most probably see stuff for it in my ao3

#vi talks #i have a lot of thoughts and i will make it everyone else's problem

[fallen-ash19]

v9 weiss is such a girlfail. i love her sm. she’s so goofy and i love her.

#rwby #ash speaks #weiss schnee #she’s a goofy goober #my lil girlfail

[heartfullofleeches]

I love girlfail Callie sm I would sell V's soul for free

Everyone always talks about selling V's soul, but are we sure he even has one? I swear there are new terms everyday, but Girlfail is sorta accurate to Callie. She's not afraid to bash someone's brains into jelly for you, yet she's a bit insecure about her appearance hence why she follows beauty tips from her "friends" and hates every second of it because she's afraid deep down you'll love a fake

#yandere oc #yandere #Calliope my oc

[astrito]

Attack for @hawkfoolery of Scanlines!!! love her sm wahh Some thoughts under the cut!! :]

I love how this came out!!! It's on my top three favorite pieces I've made this year for sure If I remember correctly, I'm pretty sure I only used CSP for this one, it has been a while! I don't have any photos to share, but the first iteration of the piece wasn't a lot like the end result... KDKDKD ...Imagine a 1 point perspective hallway that has a CGI-like quality to it, with checkerboard textures. The lightning is dark, and the end of the hallway is pitch black. On the center of the image is Scanlines, with a blank expression, and balled fists. First-iteration Scanlines is also kicking your ass out. Sorry..... I couldn't make it look like how I wanted it to look, so I scrapped it completely except for the color palette I had for her, I still think it's really nice. Another thing about this, I really liked playing around with CSP tools, applying effects and filters... (for Scanlines I feel not putting an RGB filter is a crime, man!!!)

End, how to end... idk lol. ...I've got nothing more to say except I love this painting and I love Scanlines!!! having both #girlboss and #girlfail energy is incredible KDKDKDK /gen

#art-strito

[carnivorousyandeere]

oh my godd i barely know girlfail yan but i'm already in love with her 😭😭 i think gmod was like the first game i've ever bought when i was younger? back then i basically lived for the sake of annoying people online too. this is already enough things in common for me to want to marry her in the spot i think. 😳 hope love is possible between two girls who hold each other while they pee, although i'm a bit worried about the things she'd want to do after the act 😭 love her sm!!!

-🌹

NDJDJAJA well you’re never gonna get rid of her now, 🌹! Hope you’re ready to be gifted a shirt that says “not the step mom. The mom who stepped up” with a pic of her ferret underneath the text, right after she proposes to you 🥹

Also, how would you feel about her name being Thorn? ☺️

#love wins 😌💕 #🌹 anon #mail 📬 #girlfail yan #my thoughts #yandere #yandere oc #yandere imagines #yandere scenarios #piss tw

[stitchwraith-stingers]

i fucking love how they treated penny sm like she can just be like yet another boring love interest girl character but they actually give her a personality n chemistry with gumball that isn't just basic girlboss x guyloser but rather that she herself can girlfail too just ugh they did the love interest character so right and i heart them sm sorry if this rant is a bit out of nowhere just eugh most guy protag x girl crush love interest in cartoons make me roll my eyes because they're usually the same thing and sucks but penball actually did it so right holy fuck

another day another based andrew analysis

#calico.exe #tawog #penny #gumball

[glasseswearingrabbitdetective]

Srsly… how to make friends?? 🫠I always just ,, do my own thing ,, it’s why I suck at things like social media ,, then moments like this comes and I ,,, 🥹

Aya mood… 😂🙏 there’s this meme going around on twtr with Minori prsk, Sakura zls and Aya bandori “girlfail idols” I love them sm 🥹💕

#there was a word for ppl like me but I forgot #anti-social? #ugh… anyways #I’ll do my best! #irt sky game but other stuff too ig… #personal #pls… #random rambling #Kanna rambles

[tastyfresh]

USE POSITIVE LANGUAGE

instead of "im such a failure, i dont know how to do anything" ❌❌❌

Say: "im sooo girlfail idek how to do stuffs :pppp" ✔✔✔

instead of "im such an idiot, why do i like this stupid shit?" ❌❌❌

Say: "im such a cringegirl i love stupid shit sm!!!!!!!!! :33" ✔✔✔

#inspired by when i was venting and instead of saying im a failure i thought it would be funny to say “im so girlfail” #and it occured to me that yes. i am girlfail. and thats awesome #and i LOVE stupid shit!!!!!!!!!!!