Sokka and Azula are two so incredibly smart people. Arguably the two smartest characters in the show.
Sokka has contributed to some of the greatest inventions of his time, like vehicled that travel in the air or underwater.
Azula has managed to conquer a city that none of her forefathers could take down, without spilling blood, all through brilliant plans.
Sokka has mastered two complex fighting styles, one being swordsmanship, that he mastered in a couple of days and the other being the use of the boomerang, that requires great knowledge and understanding of physics.
Azula has such an admirable understanding of politics that in just the age of 14, she was a well respected member of her father's council and her advice and ideas were taken into serious account.
With all that being said, I genuinely, wholeheartedly believe that this is how arguments between those two geniuses look like:
Sokka: "Uh-huh!"
Azula: "Nuh-uh!"
Sokka: "Uh-huh!"
Azula: "Nuh-uh!"
Sokka: "Uh-huh!"
Azula: "Nuh-uh!"
Sokka: "I hate you!"
Azula: "I hate you more!"
Sokka: "You're face is stupid!"
Azula: "I don't like your hair!"
Sokka: *le gasp*
Azula: Wait, no, Sokka, I'm sorry!
Sokka: How could you?!
Azula: It's just slipped out, I didn't mean it!
Sokka: Friendship over.
Azula: But-!
Sokka: FRIENDSHIP OVER!!
Literally anyone else: ...So should I order that pizza we were talking about or what?
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"kill them with kindness" WRONG. I, STARSCREAM, AM NOW THE NEW LEADER OF THE DECEPTICONS!!!!
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Nonserious Ninjago Dragons Rising Idea
Lloyd meets Agent Walker and they get into a very angsty fight.
Lloyd: "Jay, it's me!"
Jay, firing lightning bolts at his head: "I don't know who you are!"
Cole walks in
Jay: "Oh hi Cole, what's up?"
Lloyd: "????"
Jay looks more closely at Lloyd: "Lloyd, is that you? I didn't recognize you with that beard!"
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Apparently google today is "Celebrating the Flat White"
So I just wanna say congratulations to Weiss Schnee on her special day
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Lines I would like Neil Newbon to read as Astarion for no specific reason
1: [Speculatively] Dagger, dagger, dagger... and then fangs.
2: [Bear drunk] (clap, clap) Focus, darling. This isn't about you, it's about me. Though it could be about us...
3: [Annoyed] Colour me surprised. More fucking traps. And of course I have to take care of them...
4: [Muttering] By the sweat of my brow I shalt earn my... blood.
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