bastard-pyro

[bastard-pyro]

[bastard-pyro]

why is hideki naganuma insane. who is teaching a middle aged japanese man to say shit like this

[bastard-pyro]

[bastard-pyro]

I low-key love the fact that sci-fi has so conditioned us to expect to be hanging out with a bunch of cool space aliens, that legitimate, actual scientists keep proposing the most bizarre, three-blunts-into-the-rotation "theories" to explain the fact we're not.

Some of my favourites include:

Zoo Theory: What if there are loads of aliens out there, but they're not talking to us because of the Prime Directive from Star Trek? (Or because they're doing experiments on us???)

Dark Forest Theory: What if there are loads of aliens out there, but they all hate us and each other so they're all just waiting with a shotgun pointed at the door, ready to open fire on anything that moves?

Planetarium Theory: What if there's at least one alien with mastery over light and matter that's just making it seem to us that the universe is empty to us as, like, a joke?

Berserker Theory: What if there were loads of aliens, but one of them made infinite killer robots that murdered everyone and are coming for us next?!!

Like, the universe is at least 13,700,000,000 years old and 46,000,000,000 light years big. We have had the ability to transmit and receive signals for, what, 100 years, and our signals have so far travelled 200 light years?

The fact is biological life almost certainly has, does, or will develop elsewhere in the universe, and it's not impossible that a tiny amount of it has, does, or will develop in a way that we would understand as "intelligent". But, like, we're realistically never going to know because of the scale of the things involved.

So I'm proposing my own hypothesis. I call it the "Fool in a Field" hypothesis. It goes like this:

Humanity is a guy standing in the middle of a field at midnight. It's pitch black, he can't move, and he's been standing there for ages. He's just had the thought to swing his arms. He swings one of his arms, once, and does not hit another person. "Oh no!" He says. "Robots have killed them all!"

#queueueueue

[bastard-pyro]

[bastard-pyro]

#Doraemon

[bastard-pyro]

just saw a single piece of paper drift past 50 feet in the air over buildings like a beautiful white bird

[bastard-pyro]

has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment

[bastard-pyro]

#queueueueue

[bastard-pyro]

The space marine's multi-lung is actually to help them with respiration in the deliverance of mutual post battle oral sex (informally called brojobs)

[bastard-pyro]

Words cannot describe how much I loathe you rn

The oldest known instance of the "Cool S" symbol, a sigil of unknown origin, found on a Viking runestone dated to the tenth century AD.

This glyph has persisted through millennia and is still widely seen today. Scholars believe its origin is unrelated to the letter S, and that it may have originally been part of a religious ritual.

#amazing stuff nonetheless #also what are the other symbols? #I see a :D; a UWU and Loss

[bastard-pyro]

[bastard-pyro]

They should invent hrt that gives you fangs

[bastard-pyro]

babygirl are you called the dyatlov pass incident because people love making up myths about you to protect themselves from the fact that life is unpredictable and nature is indifferent

#queueueueue

[bastard-pyro]

The people on that cruise must be shitting themselves, and the tanks haven't even arrived yet

[bastard-pyro]

according to wikipedia there are 44-50 countries in europe so i just went with 50. have fun!

#7 if you count a 15 minutes car trip between two german villages that went through Switzerland

[bastard-pyro]

Documentary As Armas e o Povo (1975)