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cupofbrownsugar · 2 years

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And a lil bit more centaur au; happy new years y’all!

“Nicky! Nicky! Check this out!” Jason bound towards the moose, his one leg still wrapped.

“Hey hey hey,” Nick threw his hands and ears up. “Aren’t you supposed to be minding that leg of yours?”

“It’s fine,” Jason snorted, punching him in the arm before standing proudly in front of his friend, excitedly tapping his hooves. “But watch this! Salim’ll give me a kiss whenever I want!”

Nick rubbed his arm as he looked to the other deer centaur as he tended to his garden a bit farther away. “Oh, will he now?”

“Yeah! Watch this!” Jason bounded back to the other sitting buck, kneeling down in front of him. “Salim? Could I get a kiss? Right here?”

Jason pointed to his cheek, ears flicking excitedly, as Salim smiled and chuckled. “Of course, Jason.”

Salim wiped the soil off his hands and held the other buck’s face gently, laying a kiss on his cheek. Jason grinned wide, tail flicking excitedly as he turned his face.

“And this cheek too?”

Salim chuckled and nodded, laying another soft kiss to the other presented cheek.

“...And here?” Jason murmured, turning his face to tap their antlers together, brushing his lips against the other’s as his cheeks turned ruddy.

“Always,” Salim whispered, tapping his antlers back. He brought their lips together softly and Jason’s entire body shivered, from his head down to his tail.

Salim gently pulled back to see Jason’s eyes crossed, smiling dopily. The other buck gave a soft laugh and patted his cheek. “Be gentle with your leg, habibi.”

“Okay,” Jason replied without a fuss, nuzzling their noses together before prancing back to the moose, antlers and tail held high, flushed pink down to his belly button. He practically swooned against a nearby cedar, giving a pleased sigh.

“See?” Jason said with a giggle, “Wrapped around my lil’ finger.”

Nick chuckled, shaking his head. “Yeah, sure is.”

“Why are you covered in flowers again?” The buck asked with a tilt of his head. “Lily pond flowers this time?”

“Weeeelllllll, the horses may have figured out more of what I like. They’re kinda growing on me...” The moose turned his head to the sound of soft whinnies, the two blond horses standing not too far away in the bush, covered in kiss marks. They both smiled, looking very happy to give Nick as many kisses as he wanted too.

“Shhh, let him have this,” Nick whispered, moving a lily to cover one of his own kiss marks. He turned back to the blushing buck. “Well done, Jason, you really showed him who’s in charge around here.”

“Hell yeah!” Jason preened, trotting after the moose as he walked toward the gardening buck. Salim waved and Nick waved back.

“Hello neighbour!” Salim said warmly, “How have you been?”

“I’m good, Salim,” Nick replied, “How’s the garden?”

“It’s going well,” the buck replied, then chuckled, “I see the pond lilies are doing well this year too.”

“Do you want flowers too?” Jason’s ears perked up, hooves prancing. “I’ll get some! I can get more of those moon lilies you like!”

Before Salim could reply, Zain walked out from the small tree home, also still bandaged. He looked to Jason hopefully. “Can I come too?”

“Hell yeah, kiddo!” Jason bounded over to the fawn, dashing a quick circle around him. “You can practice that leap I showed ya to reach the real high ones!”

Zain grinned wide while Salim crossed his arms, sighing. “You both should be resting still. I didn’t say I needed flowers...”

“But you’d look so pretty covered with ‘em...” Jason trotted back to the sitting buck, kneeling down to hold his hands and whisper, “Though you look real pretty without ‘em too...”

Salim’s brow furrowed and cheeks reddened. “Habibi...”

“And you could make more tea!” Zain added, popping up behind Jason, eyes big and pleading. “Come on, baba, pleeeeease?”

After a long moment, Salim sighed. “Fine. But be back before sundown.”

“Of course,” Jason answered with a nuzzle as Zain kicked his hooves up in triumph, “I want you to see ‘em bloom.”

Salim nuzzled back, whispering, “You sweet buck.”

Jason rubbed their antlers together. “Your sweet buck.” He bounded back up grinning at the fawn. “Ready?”

“Yeah!” Zain trotted excitedly and the two dashed away.

“Be careful!” Salim called after them, giving a huff and a smile.

“I’ll keep an eye on them,” Nick said with a chuckle, following after them, “I’m pretty fond of moon lilies too.”

Two intrigued whinnies came from the bushes and Nick chuckled, waving the horses along. “Yeah yeah, come along, you two.”

And that’s the end of this lil arc for the centaur au! might write more if any ideas some to mind, and thank you for all the love!! <3

#centaur au #jalim #jason kolchek #salim othman #zain othman #nick kay #eric king #rachel king #nick x eric x rachel #house of ashes #the dark pictures house of ashes #fic

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mshermia · 3 years

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'Sup my overgrown sugary banana! Guess who is it? itS ME! THAT UNHINGED BATSHIT CRAZY ANON FROM A WHILE BACK! Remember me!!!? Do you? Do you remember me? C'mon be honest sugar cookie. I mean, if you dont, I wouldn't be mad cause I sometimes dont wanna remember me either. I mean, look at me. C'mon c'mon look at me, can you even look at me? I cant. I'm a fucking fat piece of horse shit right now. Do you remember this old crust of chocolate pudding (it's not puding I'm referring to. pay attention honey.) bUT ANYWAY! IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU DONT REMEMBER ME CAUSE IM HERE ANYWAY! How are you? I know it's been a while. Oh I know my dear, oh I know dont cry now, wipe those pretty eyes. Mommy's here now (okay I'll stop. It's getting a little too weird even for my standards. Sorry. I'm really sorry. If you dont have the budget for a therapist for the next two weeks I suggest you stop reading rest of this stinky, nervous, fucking sad rambling of mine. Leave. Save yourself before it's too late. Shoo. Ily. Bye.)

IAGH! I just saw that leaked trailer (I know I'm late to the fucking party. Stop judging me okay? I had my reasons. Which doesn't really exists but whatever. Shhh.) You must know the one I'm talking about. If you dont, do yourself a favour and leave it at that. It'll be healthier and happier. Trust me. Anyway. I lost my fucking mind over it. I couldn't even finish watching it. I just surrendered to my anxiety and immediately gave up the second Strange came to screen. It was awful. I thought I was gonna throw up and die in my basement. A hideous, horrid feeling, really. I'm telling you this because it was the exact same feeling everytime I check If They Knew All About You and then die over trepidation and apprehension and fear and panic and dread. But whatever. This fandom is cursed and in kinda into it by this time. Huh.

Weirdly (also probably luckily) I dont have a lot to say this time. My brain is slowly rotting inside of this thin skull (I'm working on it leave me alone) and im out of green tea and my hair is like an ugly vellum. Yea. I'm done for today. (Also, 92 fucking chapters? What in the name of sanity dude? Not cool, I have a heart. Be gentle with it I said before. Havent you heard me wtf?!) Yeah okay. Drink something. Smile a little over nothing in peticular. Have fun. Love ya. Buh bye ^-^

Hellooo anon!

You know, it always makes me smile to find one of your messages waiting when I open up tumblr 😅

Everything Marvel does fills me with dread and fear at this point, just to see how they'll fuck things up next. Not sure if I'll be able to sit out Tom Holland and Cumberbatch in the same movie though as I did for FFH cause I love them both.

That trailer annoyed me though, so we'll see.

Yes, it's 3 more chapters and then... we'll see ;)

The whumptober prompts came out a couple of days ago and those look *very* intriguing. Though I have already been pushing things from If They Knew All About You into a possible sequel 😅😇

Have an awesome weekend!

#iron dad and spider son #if they knew all about you #whumptober #tony stark #peter parker #irondad #whumptober 2021

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lotusfartstwice · 3 years

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(late) Tenten week day 1: Courage

Title: Fine Line Between Brave and Stupid

Fandom: Naruto

Word Count: 1563

Rating: T (for swears I guess)

Warnings: giant spiders and uh harry potter au

Summary: She did not have a deathwish nor was she interested in expulsion. In fact her knees felt shaky and she felt rather panicky as she continued to walk down her path. She wouldn’t say it outloud but she was grateful she wasn’t alone.

Notes: They're about 12 or 13 here? and I hope it all makes sense. Part of the same universe as this fic (if anyone's interested). == Why on earth is Forbidden Forest so accessible? Tenten thought to herself.

The young witch sighed as she walked through the Forbidden Forest. It’s not like she had planned it but what were you going to do? In the back of her head she can hear the headmistress’ warnings of the forest. Students weren’t allowed to enter unless accompanied by a professor or other staff member. It was too dangerous, especially deeper into the forest.

She did not have a deathwish nor was she interested in expulsion. In fact her knees felt shaky and she felt rather panicky as she continued to walk down her path. She wouldn’t say it outloud but she was grateful she wasn’t alone.

On her left was a Ravenclaw boy known as Neji Hyugga. He was a prickly guy, who never smiled just kinda smirked. Magic came easy to the boy but he really shined at Defense Against the Dark Arts. So despite feeling nervous she felt a little better knowing he had come along. She could trust that the Hyugga would draw his wand first and ask questions later.

“What if we get expelled?” She had asked him.

“We won’t.” He sighed looking put-upon that she even asked. “Besides, they can’t have gotten far.”

That had been half an hour ago.

“Where the hell are they?”

“Ah, Tenten do not worry! They must be resting somewhere nearby.”

On her right was Rock Lee, a boy from Slytherin house. He was the opposite of Neji as one could usually find him smiling or overall being a friendly person (once you got past the resting bitch face, anyway). He wasn’t what you expected from a Slytherin at all. He had been equally worried as her for their fourth group member and had readily agreed to help look for them. As far as she knew he was mostly good at theory work but, hey, better knowledgeable than totally unprepared.

“They better be because I’m about ready to head back!” She didn’t mean it of course. She just wanted to find the Hufflepuff and head back to the castle. She gripped her wand as they continued on.

They had been assigned into a group for Care of Magical Creatures class when things had gone wrong. A prank that involved startling the magical salamanders they had been studying had caused quite the commotion. Her group’s member from Hufflepuff house had vanished, running panicked into the woods. Professor Umino had been busy trying to calm the chaos that had erupted. Students were trying their best to put out fires that Salamanders had started. It had been easy to slip away.

“Help! Someone! Help!”

“That’s-”

“They must be-”

Tenten bolted into the direction of the cries only to skid to a stop.

“Tenten! Help me!”

When Neji arrived he tensed before taking a step back. When Lee caught up he stopped and stared. “Oh, this is not good.”

“That is a big ass spider,” is all Tenten can say.

Lee swallowed. “It certainly is.”

The poor Hufflepuff had been backed up against a large tree. A spider as big as a horse stood over them, legs poised high as it hissed. Their classmate whimpered, trying to bury themself further into the tree bark. “P-Please help me!”

Tenten glanced at Neji, frowning as the boy hardly reacted except to stare stiffly at the creature before them.

Great, so much for my defense against the dark arts expert.

“It is probably waiting for the rest of its colony,” Lee said. “It looks to be an adolescent.”

“Um great?” Tenten hoped Lee was going to make a point soon.

The Slytherin drew his wand, though he looked less than enthused to be holding it.

“You know what spell to use to kill it?”

“Well, a fire spell ought to help scare it away but uh,” the boy’s face fell. “I am not confident in it.”

“What?!”

Lee gave her an apologetic look. “I am not good at performing spells!”

“What kind of wizard are you?!”

“Guys! Please! I dropped my wand!” The wayward Hufflepuff cried.

That explained the whole getting cornered thing.

Tenten took in a deep breath. “Okay, I have a plan.”

“Plan?” that seemed to snap Neji out of whatever trance he had fallen in.

“Yes, a plan!” she hissed. “I’m going to distract the spider while you two grab our teammate and their wand then run.”

Lee frowned. “But what about you?”

“I have an escape plan, don't worry about me.” “Forgive me but-”

“Shhh!” Tenten was out of patience as she interrupted the Hyuga. Adrenaline was pumping through her veins, her limbs felt oddly disconnected to her body but she ignored it.. “Follow the plan!” Her legs began moving before she could fully comprehend what she was doing.

Defense Against the Dark Arts and Theory of Magic had places in Tenten’s interest in magic. Her speciality however was always charms. She liked dissecting them, figuring out how to make them work but she also enjoyed expanding upon them. Her magic was a bit rough around the edges as she experimented but according to Professor Yuuhi she was quite proficient.

Jinxes were always fun too.

Tenten let out a yell as she stood to face the spider’s side. “Flipendo!”

The creature was knocked back a foot or two, a bit shocked, which was enough for Tenten to grab her teammate so she could push them towards the other two. “GET GOING NOW!”

The Ravenclaw and the Slytherin looked reluctant but when the Hufflepuff nearly barreled past them they quickly followed.

The spider wasn’t distracted long, clearly upset it had lost its potential meal it began to eye Tenten as its new target.

Oh god too many eyes and legs oh god.

Tenten wanted to cry but she gripped her wand tighter. “That’s right ugly! Whatcha gonna do now?”

The spider hissed which made the witch back up in reflex. She just needed to time this right. The others needed enough distance from this thing so she could escape. “Well, let’s do this.”

It was repetitive but it seemed to work as she used the knockback jinx over and over again. The spider didn’t seem to understand as she continued to send it back. Her arm was straining. The damn thing was way too heavy.

“I think...that’s far enough.” She all but panted.

Her eyes widened as the spider was back on its feet, nearly leaping before it skittered towards her.

“Oh shit.” Escape time. Definitely escape time.

Her other hand blindly reached into her robe pocket. “C’mon! C’mon! C’mon!” When her hand finally wraps around the familiar material of wood she all but sighs in relief. She pulls the broomstick out of her pocket in a rushed ungraceful manner but it doesn’t matter. She hikes her leg over it and she’s off the ground, above the trees and out of damn Forbidden Forest.

She nearly crashes to the ground as a landing but hey, not bad for a slapdash plan. She shakily stands up, the adrenaline definitely sapping her of her strength. She gripped her broomstick to steady her.

“Tenten!”

“You did it!”

She gave her classmates a shaky grin. “Toldja I had an escape plan.”

Neji blinked before smirking at her while Lee looked at her with big eyes shining full of admiration.

“You certainly did.”

“Tenten!” Professor Umino looks positively relieved at the sight of her but then angry. “What- you-”

“I told you Professor! She saved me!” The Hufflepuff yelled behind him.

“She was amazing!” Lee added. “She used a knockback jinx on the-”

Their teacher put an arm out to stop them. “I- you shouldn’t- I was-”

“Professor, may Lee and I escort our classmates to the medical wing?” Neji interrupted.

Iruka Umino’s shoulders sagged. “Yes. Fine. I will speak with all of you later in my office, understood?”

“Yes, sir of course!”

Tenten blinked as Neji and Lee were by her side. “Need us to help you?”

“Please and thank you.” She considered riding her broom but she figured she was already in enough trouble.

The four of them began their walk to the medical wing.

“Where were you keeping that broom anyway?”

“Oh, that’s cuz I’ve enchanted my pockets to be deeper than they are.” She demonstrated by putting the broom away, tucked into her pocket like a pen.

Her classmates stared at her. “That’s advanced magic.”

“Ehh it’s easy once you figure out how it works.”

Lee smiled wistfully. “I am surprised you are not in Ravenclaw house.”

“Or Hufflepuff.” Their fourth member spoke up. “You didn’t have to look for me. You should’ve just waited for Professor Umino.”

Tenten shrugged. “I’m a Gryffindor. It’s what we do.”

Neji snorted.

“What?”

“Courage and foolishness often go hand in hand, don’t they?”

“Oh zip it.” She nudged the boy. “Besides, you came along too! What does that make you?”

Lee shook his head with a laugh, eyes facing forward. “It is courage to venture into something despite fear.” He glanced at Tenten. “You knew it was foolish but you went along anyway. That is brave.”

“Well, it definitely helped that I wasn’t alone.” She smiled at the two at her sides. “Thanks.”

Neji smiled. “Let’s skip the spiders next time.”

“Oh! I agree!”

“God yes.” She might be brave, a little foolish but she wasn’t that stupid.

#farty fic #tenten week #tenten #team gai #harry potter au//#selfcreatedtentenweek2021

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odechambeau · 4 years

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There’s not a super lot of Odette content known so I’m gonna go over the quiz and provide details too!

It’s one that Emily gave her when she was a child. I’ve had the image of her leaning on her hands and knees over it, just watching the music box spin. Hmnnn I know I liked the thought of it being a glass piano like this, but in my mind it’d been a carousel. One with horses that go up and down as it twirls... could have more than one but hmnnn. It’s an old thing by now, but she still enjoys it greatly. Might also play that Sing Sweet Nightingale son g, or whatever Emily sung/hummed to babies. I’m positive she has all of those mentioned above though.

Recently had the image of her picking it up and dusting it off too. Like by all means let servants take care of cleaning, but ,, not this. This she will care for alone.

I’m glad you all got light blue like! When I first imagined Odette, there was this picture in mind. She’s been almost yearning for blue hair since. I think it’s something that needs to be more awakened in her though? Like ah, people actually do have those colored hairs? And I like the idea of her getting it dyed as an adult! I have many pictures on pinterest with different shades of blue that she likes: 1, 2, 3, 4,

Speaking of hair, bangs are the bane of my existence, and Odette hates being compared to Adora so like I think she wears her hair higher now? and parts her hair the opposite way of adora, kinda like Kaoru and Hikaru! I go ah though because she super vibed at this, so perhaps it’s a little straighter at the top and then spiral curls. She likes this and this too. She really won’t tell me if it’s older her thoug h, because adult her kinda vibes t o o. especially with twin buns and things so g e h. I gotta try and draw her again but shhh

She was gonna li e, but thought she could trick even more if she didn’t!! Haha~ Unfortunately it was unsuccessful, but perhaps next time !

She’s not the best at being thoughtful or anything but she gave Theodore one once in winter for his room. He can have a beautiful plant indoors now!! Not that they don’t have many more too probably but!! She just resonates with the light purple and light blue colors. She gave it to him but not because it was her favorite. At least doesn’t feel that way? Big shrug! Probably didn’t know what to pick! Anyways, think Abel’s papa gave her one too and she ah,, She liked it. Though perhaps she did want to share it with him. But this was before she liked him so shusH.

Originally what I imagined was Adora being pink and her being blue and like. aesthetic! Learned more about Adora now and her wearing blue cuz Nathaniel likes it and she go w e h, but light purple is a close second to the colors she adores. Pink and purple is still aesthetic so it’s f i n e. shehufftho.

So she agrees that she’s grown out of her clumsiness, and I know she has! And I’m proud! Stepping on Theodore’s foot was like a fluke because!! He distracted her. But I have very clear visuals of her tumbling into things as a child. I also had the image of her literally bumping into Nathaniel once, idk why. and then she just blink. I wouldn’t be surprised if she fell backwards too though. She just baby. Part of me feels like she might have lil baby tears though owie,,

Anyways she is still quite shy on the inside. Umn, she seems to have outgrown it, yes? That is what she’d been working on the most, as it is one of the traits her parents disliked most about her! But,,, it’s just who she is honest l y. If she’s in a group, she feels little need to speak. She’d let Adora go on, or anyone else to speak in her place. But if you’re one on one with her she can find things now to speak of but,,, She doesn’t like strangers. She trusts little to anyone, especially since her parents are trash and the servants are loyal trash to them. All but one servant, perhaps. Though I’ve had the image of a servant that’s kinda ?? idk b a d at their job, or just very ehhhh clumsy/shy??? Idk but I’d like to replace them with Abel. Who is good at his job and just baby!! She thought he reminded her of herself when she was younger. But she doesn’t hate him for it even though she hated herself for it??? H m n. But!! geh

I told flame once and it was just a throwaway kinda thing so you could all get to know Odette better anyways. But she’s an old ladY. I don’t think she’s ever s e e n a movie. And y’know she may refer to it as a Cinema too, it’s really not that wrong of an answer!

Her shyness is more one-on-one like when greeting gentleman at a dance or whatever e l s e. She doesn’t like speaking one-on-one. Otherwise I’m surprised Ado r a, we’ve said they’ve done public events for a while now!! She enjoys ballet, she’d say she rivaled her sister in fencing, she enjoys singing and feels like she’s done that publicly too! She has no idea how to paint wh a t, I doubt she’s attempted-- perhaps o n c e. She had cooking on the list at first but that’d be too easy, and she didn’t feel like being roasted :)

Everyone put snow white and like id k. She disliked Tangled though!! It had a mean mother who trapped her not-daughter in a room. That was one of Odette’s punishments for being unladylike and whatever else as a child! It was dark and she didn’t like it! The mother also kept snapping at her for mumbling, which she did a l o t as a child.

Also had the image of someone pulling her by her hair and into the dark room so that’s n i c e. Also feels like sometimes she finds herself kinda punishing herself? By sitting alone in a dark room and staring off a bit. I worry. Also I’m sure that’s not the only punishment they had for her just the only one I know of so f a r. Especially if they’re doing all that weekend stuff to ‘the good one’ TM.

Bonus: Odette if suddenly after all the neglect her parents throw Adora to the wolves cuz she can’t marry Nathaniel, and focus on her . But like also not really because it’s really jarring and sc a r y, thank yo u.

She will have a handkerchief on her at all times, and since she can burn easy at times she likes to carry a parasol! Can’t say she carries a purse as oft e n but it doesn’t really feel all that wron g, but big shrug, I don’t think she goes out that ofte n. Servants take care of buying their needs. Images of her going into town are cute thoug h like let h e r.

She likes the first two especially, but she has been leaning towards more Asian tastes and continues to into adulthood. She likes th ese (there’s two pictures of it).

#;Off Vocal #;Hi that was alot but I love my daughter

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mirkwoodshewolf · 6 years

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Supernatural LSB: Jared Padalecki x Platonic reader ft. Jensen and Misha pt.2

And here we go with pt. 2 and boy did I enjoy writing Round 2 because I’ve got some special surprises for ya’ll in store and trust me when I say.....I wish this would actually happen should someone of the cast compete on the show against J2, this could get u a win *wink wink hint hint*. Okay now in this there is just a fight scene that Jared does with a FAKE gun that can make the actual popping sounds but you’ll see what I’m talking about but I thought I might put a warning up for gun use (AGAIN FAKE BE-BE PISTOL GUN BUT THAT’S IT!!!) Enjoy my lovelies :)

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Soon it was time for Round 2.

“Welcome back to Lip Sync Battle, the War between Winchesters have gone through the roof but now it’s time for Round 2. Let’s see what Jared Padalecki did to prepare for his second piece”. The crowd applauded and the camera came up on me and Jared and he gave a salute and soon the cameras began to show what he did to prepare for his second act.

He was in the costume department speaking to his costume designer and he said to her.

“We actually did this song on the show and I’ve seen this song on the show thanks to (n/n) but I want to try and go a different route”.

“Okay so we do have these and I can have them in a different color or is this good?”

“No, no that’s perfect now what about the hat?”

“Right here for you Jared”.

“Excellent”. Soon Jared’s voice came over and it showed him back in his dressing room. “This might give me the win cause this is one of (y/n)’s favorite songs and when we did this on an episode, so the expression on her face in the episode is her true reaction. (Y/n) baby girl you’re good but,” he placed the cowboy hat on his head and said in with his Texan accent coming out, “There’s a new sheriff in town, and I’m takin that there belt back home”.

(Play up till 1:34 then skip to the next instrumental tune at 2:37 and basically kinda go from there)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py6U3XMy-AM

The stage was dark and I was getting a little scared of what song he chose for his next choice but soon the familiar guitar solo came up on the speakers and I collapsed to my chair holding my hands to my mouth.

The spotlight came on Jared in a full black cowboy attire with a six string guitar in his hand sitting in front of a fake fireplace, and he was actually strumming it as I could actually hear it playing. There was also a fake tree with a Wanted poster with Jared’s picture on it and his reward was for $1000.

“Yes Jared!” I heard Jensen cry out. Like a true Texas cowboy getting ready for a showdown, he slowly raised his head up then raises his head, allowing the hat to only show his eyes first as he began to sync out the words.

He put the guitar down and he walked up towards his Wanted poster and ripped it off the tree before crumbling it up and tossing it towards the audience. He then turned towards me and pointed right at me as he synced out “I’m Wanted, Dead or alive”. He then walked across the stage and soon it jumped right to the part where the song really begins to pick up.

Soon the lights came on and dancers dressed as sheriffs came right at Jared and for the first time that I or anyone else had ever seen on LSB instead of dancing, the stage turned into an all-out stage combat.

Jared fake-punched one guy then as another one came with a fake-punch towards Jared, he placed his hand on his chin like he had actually gotten punched before acting like he was reconnecting his jaw and then taking the man by the arm and literally flipping him over his shoulder.

I was in shock as was LL, Chrissy and Misha while Jensen was having a ball with this. It was then Jared took out his ‘gun’ and began firing one shot which made actually popping sounds and one by one each sheriff dropped to the ground. He blew on the gun getting rid of the ‘smoke’ before syncing out as he walked towards his “steel horse” and mounted it as he kept syncing.

It soon came to the part where Jensen, Jared and I once got to actually sing this song and I couldn’t help myself but actually sing along and I even turned to see Jensen doing the same thing and then once the verse was done, Jared synced out the last few words until the song finished and the lights exploded off.

The crowd went nuts as Jared breathed heavily and the stage combaters all got up and Jared got off the horse statue and LL came up on stage and proclaimed.

“Wow!” He now stood beside Jared and said, “Chrissy, Chrissy tell me what did you think of Jared’s second performance?”

“I think we just witnessed our first Lip Sync stage combat?” The crowd applauded and Jared tipped his hat to the crowd.

“Okay let’s go to the Supernatural guest judges, Jensen, Misha your thoughts?”

“You truly embraced our Texan culture there partner, and like Dean said Bon Jovi rocks on occasion and Jared—that occasion was now!” The crowd cheered and screamed as Jared saluted to his brother.

“I have to agree with what Jensen said, I mean that was probably the best way and probably the only way to do that song and only you could’ve done that Jared, hats off to you partner” Misha tipped his fake hat to Jared and he returned the gesture.

“Alright so (y/n) what did you think did Jared do you proud?” I was speechless at this point. Everyone laughed included Jared and I finally brought the mic up to my lips and I said.

“I want to say some kind of come-back but I can’t. Not with this song. Like seriously this is my all-time favorite Bon Jovi song and J2 know that, I first heard that song in Scooby Doo 2 and was obsessed with that song and then when we got to actually sing it in an episode that was—Jared well done, amazing job”. I then got off the VIP section and embraced him and he did the same for me.

Everyone awed at us as Jared picked me up and spun me around a few times before removing his black cowboy hat and placing it on top of my head.

“Well Jared Padalecki took us straight to the Wild West as the World’s Most Wanted cowboy, when we come back will (y/n) prove herself worthy of the belt? Followed by the decision of which Winchester wins the LSB belt, we’ll be right back”. “Wanted” came back on over the speakers as the camera came onto both Jared and I and we were both Lip syncing to the song.

After the commercial break, LL stated.

“We’re back with the final performance of the night. It’s been a Supernatural rollercoaster but now it’s time for the youngest Winchester to see what she brought with us to the table to beat her older brother”. The camera came on me and I waved and got my hands into fighting position before it went straight to my other performance.

I was in my dressing room getting ready in the same style of clothes that I have been wearing for almost 12 years of my life.

I was now in the dance studio practicing the dancing and the choreographer was proclaiming at how well I was doing and when it was over, my entire crew applauded and I high-fived every single one of them.

It now showed me practicing on stage and I was eating a doughnut as I sat beside LL Cool J and I told him.

“Jared’s definitely gonna tap out as soon as he sees my next performance”.

“Oh is he?”

“Yep, in fact I bet he’ll probably leave the room” he then bursted out laughing as I smirked and drank up my water. As the show would show my dancing my voice came over before filming me in my dressing room, “I’ve got a few tricks up my sleeve, it ain’t over till I say it’s over. Jared you might as well give up honey, because this next performance will rock your world”.

(Now I just want u guys to play Jessie J’s part, then skip straight to Ariana’s part, play the first half of the chorus after Ariana’s part, then skip again to Nicki’s part and then just kinda let it play out up until the verse before the last part of the song hopefully you guys got this if not then I’ll try to put up the numbers so that ya’ll can follow along)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxTdKnW-03Y

The lights soon went on and my song “Bang Bang” by Jessie J ft. Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj came over the speaker. But the stage was now decked up almost exactly like the Bunker set we have back at the Vancouver set and my outfit was exactly like Natasha’s.

For the past few seasons since about 8-9, Natasha went for a red jacket kinda similar to Emma Swan’s on Once Upon a time, jeans, black combat boots, and a simple black short sleeved t-shirt. She also wore a silver necklace with a single ruby red gem at the center and of course the shirt allowed my anti-possession tattoo to show that stood a bit over my chest.

As I synced to the song, I went a bit crazy and shook my booty sexually trying to mock Jared then I even pulled out a replica prop of Lucille that we teased during the 200th episode. I walked up towards a desk and I slammed the bat down twice and soon popping out dressed in a female version of Sam was a special guest star to help with the song for Ariana’s part.

Genevieve Padalecki.

Gen came around and the two of us stared Jared down and coyly wagged our finger at him in a ‘come hither’ motion. And I swear I have never seen Jared’s face look more shocked than seeing his wife help me with my LSB.

We continued to act like two proud sexy ladies letting the music take us, facing each other and placing a finger to our lips as we synced the shhh then we faced back towards Jared as we both gestured the bad girl line right towards Gen since she did play a demon.

Soon the chorus came and Gen and I danced together as soon coming onto the stage once again was a replica of Baby that Jensen and Misha came in on and as half the chorus was played and Nicki’s part came on, another special guest came on stage all dressed as Female Dean.

Danneel Ackles.

The crowd went insane at seeing both J2 wives up on stage with me dressed head to toe just like their husbands on the show just minus the hair since I wanted this to be a Winchester-Sister parody. Dani, Gen and I were bouncing around, doing the fist-bump as we jumped backwards just going crazy with Nicki’s rap.

When the rap slowed, like true super models I lead followed by Gen then finally Dani down the catwalk as the three of us strutted the catwalk with our hands at our waists just strutting slowly yet powerful. When we got down the catwalk we went crazy once again by pop-in-locking our shoulders from side to side before spinning our bodies like a clock at the spelling of Bang.

When Jessie’s solo came on, Dani and Gen went down to the ground as I took center stage and we then raced back and soon my backup dancers who were all dressed up as either demons, angels, werewolves, vampires, or any other monster that was on the show.

So we did what we Winchesters did best, hunted them down and killed or exorcised them. Once they were take care of, we returned to Baby.

Dani and Gen up on the hood while I literally got right on top of the car and then stood up proudly as the three of us synced the song, I then slide down from the roof right between Gen and Dani on the Hood and we all turned in sync and flipped off Jared and that’s when my song ended.

The room went crazy as I slide off the rest of the Impala and Gen and Dani wrapped their arms around me and we all group hugged.

“Ladies and Gents give a round of applause to DANNEEL ACKLES AND GENEVIEVE PADALECKI!!!!” I cried into the mic. The girls bowed as I clapped with the audience and LL came up to us and was beyond words.

“The Wayward sisters have made a comeback!” The crowd cheered as I now stood between Gen and Dani and we all turned towards Jared who was now down on the ground completely dead. We were now laughing hysterically as LL said, “Jared? Jared are you alive?”

“This is why you wouldn’t be a part of my Livin La Vida Loca act!?” proclaimed Jared. Gen smiled widely and she said.

“(Y/n) asked me first, and what can I say? I can’t say no to this face” She cupped my chin and I did my puppy dog eyes and she kissed my cheek and wrapped her arms around me.

When she came on the show at season 4 when I was 12, even though my character absolutely hated her guts to no end, I ended up personally falling in love with Gen. I thought she and Jared would make a cute couple someday if they ever got married, and even when I shipped it, Jared even tried to get me to be his wing woman to try and win over Gen. Of course she rejected him till finally she agreed to go out on a date with him, then on that beautiful February day of 2010, I was invited to be one of Gen’s bridesmaids for their wedding.

Around that same time, Jensen also married Dani and the three of us girls became like sisters and soon the rest was history. I became an aunt to each of their kids and they all called me Auntie (y/n) and pretty soon little Odette will be on her way to calling me that once she gets a little older.

“Jared I am so glad to not be in your spot right now” mentioned Jensen.

“You dodged a bullet baby, I’ll get you when we get home” proclaimed Dani. The crowd all oohed at Dani’s burn and I fist-bumped her on a job well done.

“Alright ladies please step on up to the VIP or join your husband Mrs. Ackles whichever one you prefer”. Said LL. I then went up to the VIP with Jared as Gen followed behind me while Dani went up to where Jensen was and we went to a final commercial break.

I sat beside Jared and he hugged me on a job well done while he brought Gen on his lap and wrapped his arms around her and placed his head on top of her rocking her side to side.

Soon Jared and I were asked to join LL as the belt was now about to be given out and the audience would decide who was the Supernatural LSB Champion. We were finally back and LL said.

“Welcome back to Lip Sync Battle. The night has been fierce and each of these Winchesters have fought their hardest but now it’s time for the audience to decide, Chrissy are you ready?”

“I am overly ready” she said as she held the one and only LSB belt. She stood beside Jared first as LL said.

“Is the Lip Sync Battle Supernatural champion Jared Padalecki?” The crowd cheered and he tried to get them to scream louder. I stood there in place feeling above all nervous of how the outcome would be, I mean don’t get me wrong I had a hell of a time, I’ve always wanted to be on this show and I love Jared to pieces but I really wanted to win this.

“Or is the Lip Sync Battle Supernatural champion (y/n) (l/n)?” For me the audience screamed even louder than Jared’s and I barely did anything. I raised my arms up in exult as the crowd even began cheering my name. “And the winner is….. (Y/n) (L/n)!!!” I screamed loudly and covered my mouth overcome with joy as Chrissy strapped the belt around me.

I felt tears coming down my face as I was overwhelmed with emotion right now.

“Talk to us, talk to us (y/n) how’s it feel to be the Champ?” I sniffled and tried to stop myself from crying as the audience awed at me.

“It feels….Oh my god it feel amazing but I thought I wouldn’t win this!” The audience awed again. “But first I would like to thank Jared for being quite the competitor, I had a lot of fun and thank you guys so much this means a lot to me”. I wiped my tears away as I felt Chrissy rub my shoulders and even hug me.

“Jared, even though you lost did you have a good time? How has this experience been for you?”

“It was wonderful I see now why this is (y/n)’s favorite show. I had a hell of a blast and if there was anyone I could lose to, I’m glad it was (y/n) and not Jensen”. Jensen cried out offensively as Jared came up and embraced me and even picked me up and rocked me back and forth.

Soon Jensen, Misha, Gen and Dani came down and joined us as LL took us out and my backup dancers all came out.

“(Y/n) (l/n) proved herself to be the Supernatural Champion, a big thanks to the cast of Supernatural and remember, whatever you do in life….Knock em out the box cell. Knock em out L!” “Bang, Bang” came up on the speakers again and we all were dancing along to the song until we were told that we were off air.

Later that night, Jared, Jensen, Misha, their wives and I were celebrating my victory and Jared soon called out.

“Hears to (y/n) the LSB champion”.

“To (y/n)!” They all proclaimed as their raised their glasses in the air for me and we spent the rest of the night celebrating before the guys and I were to head back to continue filming the rest of Supernatural since our Hiatus break was almost over by this time.

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🐶 🐱

Munday Meme

🐱 ; Are there any pets you wish you could have?

when I was a kid the way christmas worked was that we’d give our parents lists of presents we were hoping for in order of importance (like, what we wanted most at the top etc) and when I was 8 I gave them a list of one (1) thing and that was a hedgehog. that was all i asked for that year and they didnt get me one and i got practically nothing compared to my siblings that christmas because they didnt know what else i could have wanted. im still salty about it to this day

I also always wanted a dog as a kid but nowadays I can just kinda tell im too busy for one unfortunately so… i dont know i guess time will tell if that specific wish ever comes true

🐶 ; Do you have any pets?

I do absolutely I have three entire cats and a whole horse (it counts shhh) lemme show them off under the cut bc I love them

this is chatouille (tickle) she’s 15 and we’ve had her since she was a month old, she’s the alpha of the house and despises anyone she doesnt know. her love must be earned but it is very worth the hard work because she is the softest creature you will ever get to pet

this is bubulle (bubbles) she’s going on 8yo now I believe ? she was the last healthy baby my other cat who passed away 5 years ago had. she’s 100% dead weight, you can pick her up and do whatever you want with her she will not say a thing. she also loves belly rubs for some reason and will find a way to let you know

this is mikau our newest, he’s almost 5 and we got him from the local shelter. he’s a nervous wreck that we can barely see during the day let alone approach, but he loves to repeatedly and loudly demand attention and pettings in the middle of the night which is why he and I are compatible

this is my little legend radisson liberty aka lib, he’s 16yo, hes been my partner for almost 10 years and ive owned him for 4 of those. he was a schooling horse at the barn i trained at and in 2014 my coach offered to sell him to me bc no one else would put up with him. hes a mix of appaloosa arabian quarter and paint horse or as i like to call him, a pure bastard. his dominant gene is def arabian though, hes very high-strung and has eyesight issues that are too costly to fix so he can get scared by quite literally anything. it harshly limits him in just about any field but idc bc i loev him

#emeraldlost #✮ ☾ munday ☽#oh thanks for asking i talk about these four all the time its amazing to think so few ppl here know about them #✮ ☾ you think you have the answers ☽ ↳ ask

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classic-rock-roller · 6 years

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1. At yours and Kevin’s wedding, you’re introducing your family to your friends. Kevin is introducing his family too, and when one of his aunts asks about Randy and his girlfriend, Kevin says, “This is Randy, he’s the guitarist for my band and my best friend and that uh…that’s Bonham. She’s nuts.” How do you respond?

“You adopted my nickname for her? I thought you hated it.” I’d then turn to my family. “I’ve been friends with her forever. No one really calls her by her real name anymore.”

2. Randy and his girlfriend are taking you and Kevin home one night, and the back of their car is kind of a mess. Kevin scoots some things to the side with his foot and sees something that is normally saved for the bedroom. You see it too, but you don’t say anything. When you all arrive at the restaurant, you ask Kevin quietly, “Did you see that! What the hell!” He kinda pats you and says, “Now, you know that’s none of our business. But I’m totally telling everyone when we get home.” How do you respond, and do you two confront Randy and his girlfriend?

“If it’s none of our business, don’t tell anyone.” I wouldn’t say anything because I wouldn’t want to embarrass them and respect their privacy. Kevin would most likely blab that we found it over the dinner table.

3. Randy and his girlfriend are helping you and Kevin with some work in your garage. Randy’s girlfriend grabs an old saw blade to throw out and accidentally cuts herself pretty good. “Son of a bitch, dammit!” she says. You all go over to see how bad it is, and Kevin looks woozy. You’re worried about the cut, but Randy’s girlfriend laughs a little and just says, “Wait, Kevin are you seriously afraid of blood? Aw man, that’s just precious.” Randy giggles a little before saying, “Come on, hon, that’s not funny.” Kevin looks like he’s about to pass out. How do you respond?

I’d help Kevin sit down so I don’t have to worry about him falling if he passes out and then I’d help Randy’s girlfriend clean up her cut and take her to the hospital if she needs stitches.

4. Randy is telling a story to you and his girlfriend and is really into it. He’s just about finished when Kevin walks in and says, “Start your story over, I just got here.” How do you all respond?

Me:“Shhh, you just got here so you can wait until he finishes and they hear the beginning of it.”

Randy: “No, wait until I finish.”

Randy’s GF: “Yeah, just hold your horses, jeez.”

5. Kevin took Randy’s Gibson and Bonham’s clarinet as a joke, and they’re both pissed when they can’t find them. Randy figures that Kevin did it and is just ignoring him, but no one’s ever messed with Bonham’s clarinet and she’s freaking out. She’s almost in hysterics when she comes up to Kevin and says, “Someone took my clarinet! I don’t know where it is!” He stifles a laugh before saying (in a very obviously fake surprised voice, “Oh! How odd!” How do you and Randy respond?

Me: I’d hit his arm, “Kevin, can’t you see she’s freaking out. Give it back to her. Stop being a dick.”

Randy: “Yeah, Kevin, stop being a dick,”

6. You, Kevin, Randy, and Bonham are set to go camping. Bonham’s driving since you’re headed up to Buena Vista, and about halfway up there, Kevin starts freaking out. “We shouldn’t do this. What do we know about camping? We’re city dwellers, we’re gonna die!” How does everyone respond?

Me: “Kevin, I’ve been camping numerous times. You don’t have to worry about dying.”

Randy: “Yeah, Kevin, it’s pretty self-explanatory we’ll be fine.”

Bonham: “A little overdramatic much?”

7. You take Kevin to a fast food restaurant, and when you go over to get drinks he makes a Suicide. “There’s no way that’s going to taste good.” You say. Kevin says, “Oh relax, it’ll be fine.” He takes a sip and makes a face. “Oh, it’s like sweet but diet but-” he gags. Randy and Bonham are with you, and Bonham says, “Let me see.” She takes a sip and scrunches up her face. “It tastes like…bleh.” Randy giggles. “What does ‘bleh’ taste like?” She hands him the cup, he takes a sip and just says, “Oh God. Here, you try it.” and hands it to you. Do you drink, and how do you respond?

“It can’t be as bad as my sister’s who always tastes like cough syrup.” I’d take a sip, “No, it’s much, much worse.”

8. You’re in line somewhere with Kevin, Randy, and Bonham. Randy and Kevin are dicking around, and you tell them to stop. They ignore you, and Bonham turns around and says, “Both of you stop it, or I’ll kick your asses in the parking lot!” The gentleman in line behind you leans forward and says, “If you kids aren’t careful, your mom here is going to kick your ass.” He thinks Bonham is their mother. They both snort, and Bonham is speechless. What do you do?

Kevin, Randy, and I burst out laughing and Bonham is offended and goes, “I don’t look THAT old!”

9. Your daughter and Randy’s son are having a playdate when your daughter rushes downstairs with Randy’s son in tow. She screams, “Can I say a bad word?” “What?” you say. She screams back, “CAN I SAY A BAD WORD?” Kevin says, “Sure, only one.” She instantly turns to Randy’s son and says, “You mother fucking bitch!” How do you and Kevin respond?

Me: “Rose Marie! Where did you learn that language from?!”

Rose: “Daddy”

Me: I’d glare at Kevin. “I thought we said not to use those words around Rose.”

Kevin: “Yes, but it sometimes slips. And you say it all the time.”

Me: “Not around our kids!”

10. You’re hanging out with Vince one day and he tells you he broke up with his girlfriend. You ask why and he says, “I like my girlfriends how I like my coffee. Without other people’s dicks in it.” How do you respond?

“If she cheated on you, sure that’s understandable. But if you want her to be a virgin, well, you’re going to have a hard time finding that.”

11. Bonham lost her day job, and she’s filling out an application at home. She’s squinting over the paper when she asks you, “would you put day drinking under experience or special skills?” This is unexpected. How do you respond?

“I don’t think your future employer would like to know it like that. Why don’t you rephrase it?”

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1)You have noticed that your singer’s voice has drastically changed. When you go to ask her she doesn’t look at you when she says, “Well...uh...I...uh...I’ve been smoking cigarettes.” You know she wouldn’t normally do this. So what caused her to do this and how do you respond?

2) You are cutting up strawberries for dessert. Randy is on the other side of the kitchen working on dinner. You put a tablespoon of sugar onto your strawberries and your son says, “Mommy, you just made them unhealthy. You put sugar on them.” How do you and Randy respond?

3) You and Randy are staying in a hotel where the walls are very thin. The couple next to you is getting into a heated argument and throwing things at 3:30 in the morning. After about twenty minutes, Randy goes and pounds on the wall. They quiet down but ten minutes later they start up again. It’s nearing 4:30 when Randy gets up and goes, “That’s it.” Before heading out the door to go bang on theirs. What do you do?

4) You and Stephen get into a really heated argument. You are following him when all of a sudden he turns around and slaps your face hard enough for you to stagger. How do the two of you respond?

5) You and your singer are out walking the streets of New York City when you pass by a poster. The both of you stop to look. You see its an off-broadway play of how your band formed. Do you go see it?

6) You, Kevin, Randy, and your singer are out one day. While walking through town your singer finds a window advertising a record store on the third floor. “Come on.” When you get up there, it’s really hot and the aisles are so small you have to walk sideways. You singer jumps right in. What do you, Randy, and Kevin do?

7) You come home from work to find your singer in the middle of your shared living room. She has a phonograph on the table. “My dad gave me this. Although it doesn’t work anymore. What should we do with it?” How do you respond?

8) You and your singer have just heard that your drummer and bassist have decided to boot you out of the band even though you formed it and they technically can’t. They claim creative differences but when they are told they can’t kick you out they drag your names through the mud. What do you and your singer do?

9) You and Randy are watching Kevin and his wife’s three kids. Their mom keeps them in line when she’s around but when she leaves Kevin goes, “Here’s a bag of candy to bribe them. They don’t really listen to anyone else including me.” How does babysitting go and what do you tell Kevin’s wife once they return?

10) Your singer has just made meatloaf the night before and has Kevin over for lunch the day after. Once you all sit down you find what she calls a cold meatloaf sandwich. Two pieces of white bread, with cold meatloaf, and potato chips sprinkled on top. How do you and Kevin respond and do you eat it?

11) Your singer and Kevin’s kids are very close to you. One day your singer knocks on your door and says, “Mal wouldn’t stop crying until I brought him over here to see his Auntie Bonham.” How do you respond?

@osbournebemydaddy your move, Bonham, love. :)

#tag game #tag war

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luci-is-a-devil- · 7 years

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Height Difference!Jihoon AU

(is there any kind of aus you guys would want to see? Or different members? Enjoy!)

•it was your first time going on a field trip!!! •up until this year, you’ve either been sick or injured •you were a bit clumsy, okay more than a bit •but this year was going to be different! •so for the month leading up, you were super careful •(you tried to wrap yourself up in bubble wrap, but then got distracted and popped it for a few hours) •so when you were getting on the bus that was driving you to the amusement park •you found out that you were sharing the bus with an all boys school •but when you sat in your seat, you saw that your legs touched the back of the seat •you were gifted in the height department, so it was a normal occurrence for your legs to hit the seat •soon teens started to pile on the bus •and oh my goodness there was a cute boy in front of you •he had pastel pink hair and was talking to a black haired boy who sat next to you •he introduced himself as seungcheol, and made small talk with you •so you dear reader, are very expressive •emotion wise and hand wise •so you were telling him about how you broke your wrist and leg last year •when you accidentally kicked the chair in front of you •and cue the cute boy to turn at you and raise his voice •"Jesus Christ, keep your legs to yourself! Damn tall people!“ •and there were tears in your eyes all of a sudden •and you were crying?¿? •suddenly everyone’s eyes were on you and that made it worse •so curling yourself into a small ball on your seat, you tried to put yourself to sleep • •somebody was shaking you, trying to awake the tol sad child •when you woke up there was a note on you that said •'I’m sorry -jihoon’ •on top of the note was a lollipop •and you swooned a little •standing up, you grabbed your bag and left •gracefully walking into the amusement park and everything was fine!!! •nope! You! Fell! On!!! Your!!!! Face!!!!! •it was terrible, horrendous, atrocious! •nah just slightly embarrassing, but when you stood up, blood started to trickle out of your nose •and you just laughed •walking quickly to the bathroom, you started to fix yourself up •so out you walk with toilet paper in your nose •and got into the line for check in so you could ride some rides!! •but what you hadn’t planned on was that the teachers had decided buddies were paired up •so you and your partner had a duo from the other school •and guess who you got! •that’s right, cute boy (Jihoon) and seungcheol •your partner jun kinda looked at you and Jihoon and then cackled •"a klutz and a shortie!” •and you got red from embarrassment, Jihoon got red from anger •off you went, seungcheol and jun wanted to ride a roller coaster but you’re legitimately terrified of heights funnily enough •so you’re kinda trailing behind the group, playing with your fingers •rehearsing with what you’re going to say •"y/n and I are going on the carousel, I’m not going on that death trap.“ •Jihoon said looking at seungcheol as if telling him to argue •but nope Seungcheol agreed and told you guys to stay together and continued walking with jun •so you guys turn around and are walking to the carousel •and it’s hella awkward •"look i’m-” •before he could finish his sentence, he realized that you flinched when he spoke •letting out a sigh he took you by the hand and dragged you near a wall •"I’m sorry for yelling at you on the bus.“ •it was a straightforward apology •so you smiled and accepted it, before apologizing for kicking his chair •while you guys are walking, you ask him about his dreams and inspiration •it turns out that he wants to be a producer! •and his inspiration comes from anything but it’s easier to write lyrics when it’s about something he’s going through •and you’re nodding, listening to what he’s saying so happily •but when he asks you, he gets a sigh as a reply •"I dunno…I don’t really fit in anywhere…I’m tall and not in control all the time.” •because of course with being tall, came the hurtful nicknames •giraffe, giant, tower of Pisa, freak, and your favorite, string bean! •yeah so you were insecure and just kinda shrugged it off and changed the conversation •thinking that he wouldn’t remember •But he did! •the line for the carousel wasn’t that long so you guys got on pretty quickly •he sat on the horse that had armor on •while you sat on the one closest, which had flowers on it •and the ride slowly started, sending you into a fit of laughter •because carousels are low key magical •but after it was over, you guys went on more rides •as the sun started to set, it was time to get on the buses •this time you got to sit next to the pink haired boy •(you were supposed to sit next to the same person as this morning but shhh) •as you were talking to Jihoon, you could feel your eyelids fluttering •as he was speaking, you drifted off to sleep • •waking up for the second time today, you picked your head off of your pillow •pillow? •pillows don’t usually breathe, or have a heartbeat •letting out a giggle, you took a small piece of paper and wrote your number on it •slipping it into his front pocket, you began to get off the bus •stopping to send a wink at seungcheol who gave you a thumbs up as a reply •walking off the bus to your friends car who was driving home •until your phone vibrated, signaling a text message •unknown number: I had fun, thanks. Let’s do it again. •letting out a squeal, before looking around, you texted back •y/n: sure, I’d love too! •letting out a sigh you leaned back in the front seat • •(later you find out that jihoons lockscreen was a picture that Seungcheol had took of you two sleeping on the bus) •((he denies it ever being there)) •you guys are called the opposite couple, one tall one short, one clumsy one graceful •but it works out, even though he gets to be the small spoon • •(((he’s just glad he can stop asking mingyu to get things from the top shelf for him anymore)))

#seventeen #seventeen au #seventeen scenarios #kpop au #kpop scenarios #lee jihoon #seungcheol #wen junhui #koreabooeauty #woozi #seventeen woozi

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glopratchet · 4 years

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labs-mirro

found human flesh in the ruins of a burnt house, added it to my diet hahahaha added a human taste to bear meat and chewy snail shells ive earned muh name too now they call me 'Sumner the cannibal' visit that forest at night without jake and crew? NOPE! but ive been avoiding those tempting near by farms and sniping any strays i see sadly its not the same sport as hunting with treachery too easy boredom has set in as ive wiped out the majority of the gators, started wiping out small villages searching for new plague bearing rats but sickened by how weak and soft this land is now, not worth conquerin or even robbin Instead ive been wasting days locked in my house trying and failing to think up "AART nostalgia tour favorites" currently locked in my "meditation room" getting invasion plans from every direction, this village is weak as anything and theres dozens of fat sheep full of bone marrow and blood me on solid ground ahead of a potential alligator attack THEY wont be expecting a thing??!' ^ good news! seems like old charlie has found his purpose again, attacking while theyre eating will obliterate half before they can even react oooooOOOOOoooooo Just jumped to close to the boy and he caught me!!!!!!! my custom ballcutter caught on his armor and now hes furiously shredding it off scraping it along my own underside as--- GAAAH! too late ive been sliced across the eyes NOW what am I gonna do --oops he just slid off trembling waiting to regenerate He was delicious but I was starving back after a regenerative meal, war's been on my mind a lot lately seems everytime mama stomps off in one of her moods now me and pops end up running raids, setting villages alight and raiding conquests for a time gotta say I love being on the attack, bringing fear to other humans never bores me and neither does killing I've certainly had my taste during this long winter guess I've been developing a taste for blood in general too humans are tasty after all no rest for the wicked Where was I? oooh yes Here I am consumed with vile bloodlust and the energy it gives but a quick jot of prose rest the mind and brring clarity Let me tell you all about my dear friend charlie, in fact he was the first one among my recent friends ive not killed or eaten The man gave himself the name "charley horse" Finally managed to settle into a good rhythm with these deranged people and I get the sneaking suspicion charley horse was involved in getting humans to raid my homeland! really rubs me the wrong way Why has he not been killed yet?? hes never done anithing right! Ahem sorry one moment regenerating like nobodies business OOoooooh that feels better!! where were we? oh yes charley horse Pretty sure he's been sabotaging my every effort to fit in with the rest of the humans, those raiders were bad enough but to think he's been actively getting them to target home makes my scales itch I assume hes been organizing these raids from the south up near new aggressor territory so thats where Ive headed Finally caught up to him, and ambushed his band of ambitious little opportunists only to watch him escape Those humans were all loaded down with fur and hide armor so Im guessing charley has been organizing things with the bears as wel guess I'll have to get rid of him This act of kindness is gonna hurt him more than a little bat to the head since Ive had enough of his traitorous actions surprise surprise the raiders are organizing up there and have been recruiting humans from all the way down south, (even near the ruins of DC) those wackos seem to pop up everywhere don't they? Oh and charley horse is organizing things with them !!!! The little turncoat definitely has to die Ive had just about enough of his act I'm gonna need to get in deep and hasta muerte* That was interesting, ive been trying to get in good with the bear brutas for weeks now and I finally managed it by getting captured by a bunch of destroyer robots and had my mind probed and my body royally mangled! I hate robots! But in the end I got accepted like I wanted :) the bear brutas are pretty good folks once you get past their gruff exterior theyre kinda just like us scaly folk even if their primarily carniverous shhh! im supposed to be hiding by pretending to be one of them :) One of the girls just came around, ooooooh shes cute!! Gotta remember to keep an eye on charley horse *Hasta muerte means "until death" in spanish Comment too long Click here to view the full text Seeing alot of robots lately, makes me miss the old world and the old ways before all this new technology showed up, I almost long for the unified church inquisitors to hammer on my door again tough not nearly as tough as the old coalition or Enclave hunts Ive actually managed to become friends with a guy named Zero and his gang of repurposed robot killclowns, funny bunch of guys that love to joke around but they mean business when it counts Done a couple of jobs with them actually, never followed carly's rule of just sticking to one weapon and ive found its been quite helpful having access to an entire armory! I think in this crazy new world theres nothing better than a huge pile of weapons to pick from Keep coming across these fur clothes wearing tribals too, they actually seem to revere charley horse as some sort of deity or greatest warrior or something Theres more to him than meets the eye, good thing ive been getting on his good side :) The wish i could find out more about him but he just vanishes for days at a time some odd instinct tells me its best not to ask questions Its funny how im not the only one keeping a watch out for him its like all of us scaly types have this mutual understanding, hes the man but none of us want him to get too big for his boots, also because we all have our own agendas and jobs to do Just like old times back in the coalition! And now ive finally made my move just like old times! I cant even believe ive pulled it off either, took a while to set up and almost got caught a couple times but it all payed off! Was actually stupidly easy if i do say so myself!

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calicofaery · 6 years

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tagged by @witch-witchling ❤

rules: tag 10 followers you want to get to know better.

@taalaruhun, @lyrium, @howlingfjords, @forest-fae-queen, @m-o-r-g-e-n-a, @myrafae, @one-of-the-birds, @s-enja, @jaamajam & @thymewitch

If you don’t wanna do it, that’s totallyokay ❤

name: Cherie

gender: ♀/female ❤

star sign: Leo Sun with Taurus Moon o:

height: 5″4′? I can’t remember lmao but I’m average

what’s your middle name?: Renee (oh my god I put in the childhood middle name I gave myself accidentally whoops it’s not Rose)

put your music on shuffle. what are the first 6 songs that popped up?:

body high - Mystery skulls black flies - Ben Howard under the water - Aurora renegade - The Paper Kites homemade dynamite - Lorde i like it - DENM

grab the book nearest you and turn to page 23. what’s line 17?:

“White Magic” by Lucy Cavendish (oh shit it’s kinda grim);

Epileptics and sufferers of Huntington’s chorea were also put to death

ever had a poem or song written about you?:

not that I know of? o:

when was the last time you played air guitar?:

i don’t lmao

who is your celebrity crush?:

if I had to pick someone, probs Robert Downy Jr

what’s a sound you hate? love?:

dislike = people playing their music in speakers instead of their fucking headphones while in a crowded area. no one else cares! stop it >:[ like = bird songs surrounding me while I’m meditating in the wooded forest

do you believe in ghosts? how about aliens?:

yes to ghosts as the women of my family are able to see ‘em (though this trait hasn’t fully been passed to me, or I’ve yet to properly attune/awaken it I get a sense of an ancestor being with me in times of trouble) and maybe to aliens. like, the universe is so so huge you can’t tell me there’s no other life out there. heck, even microorganisms on another planet are considered alien so yes

do you drive? if so, have you ever crashed?:

nope lmao. give me a horse over a car any day ❤

what was the last book you read?:

ebook = The Silver Brumby centenary edition (3 books in each one! yaaaas childhood memories ❤)

do you like the smell of gasoline?:

ew no!

what was the last movie you saw?:

wall-e tho I fell asleep lol. I’m a giant kid shhh

what’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?:

hrm...I’ve never broken a bone, so would have to say that time I was at summer camp and chasing another kid and I grabbed their shirt and they kept running while I couldn’t keep up and landed in the dirt and ended up with a graze on half my forehead and cheek bone. or my right ankle getting sprained...often...

do you have any obsessions right now?:

not really? I don’t have an obsessive personality :s

do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?:

I don’t know if it’s a grudge so much as not forgetting what they did, but being able to move on from it and learn what lessons came from the experience

in a relationship?

nope haha, happily single for 2 years now ❤ I’m enjoying exploring my own self right now. I don’t want a relationship with someone unless they can compliment my life, and I have yet to find them so far :P

#words #tagged by someone #oooh I've never done this before!

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theworstbob · 7 years

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yellin’ at songs, week thirty-four

in this post WITH A TWIST YOU’LL NEVER SEE COMING, we review the songs which debuted on the billboard chart the weeks of 8.30.1997, 9.1.2007, and 9.2.2017

8.30.1997

40) "All Cired Out," by Allure ft./112

Imagine how dope this would have been a capella. Like, you have a girl group and a boy group. That's at least six singers good enough to sustain their own groups. Why you gotta give this song all the production? Why not let the cavalcade of singers carry this one home? Curse that we're a good 15 years away from Pentatonix making a capella commercially viable! This song could have been something.

46) "Backyard Boogie," by Mack 10

/clears throat /tugs at collar Eh, now this mack should not have returned. /bows to thunderous applause /leaves the stage /audience still applauding /walks back onto stage /tugs at throat /clears collar Eh, now... /audience falls into rapturous, expectant silence This mack? /everyone in the audience is waiting for the words i speak to deliver their salvation /i hold them for a thousand years Should not have returned. /i am anointed Wonderful Comedy Boy /god himself weeps

62) "What About Us," by Total ft./Missy Elliott

Never gonna complain about Missy in YAS, except for the time she cropped up in 2017 and I wasn't into it. I complained about it then, if memory serves. But I only complained about it because it was a Missy song that didn't sound like this, because this song is smooth and fresh and several other outdated descriptors! Also, I haven't made enough a big deal about The Double Decade Dance Club, but, as far as I'm willing to go back through the archives, the folks who've had songs chart in '97, '07, and '17 are Missy Elliott, Jay-Z, Tim McGraw, and Faith Hill. Special consideration is given to Mariah Carey, who doesn't qualify for Decade Dance with no songs charting in '07 but DID have songs debut later in '97 and earlier in '17! Congratulations to those five people on this fake accolade in a blog read by an indeterminate but likely single-digit number!

68) "Around the World," by Daft Punk

Have I had my complaints about electronic music in the 1997 list? Yes. Have I wished for dance music that sounds like something I could dance to? Several times! Does this mean I like Daft Punk? I... I mean, y'all knew I wasn't cool. Like, this sounds fine, I don't disagree with every single thing happening in this song, which is a step up from all the other electronic music, but I connect to this about as much as I do a well-composed track in a video game. I admire how it does its thing, but I'm not attached to this song in any meaningful way, I'm not having any sort of emotional reaction to it. It just sort of exists while I'm hitting buttons. Wait and this is HOW MANY minutes long? Y'all, I'm behind on every single obligation, no thank you.

69) "My Love Is the Shhh!" by Somethin' for the People ft./Trina & Tamara

This is like a staler version of the Missy track we had earlier, and I already opted not to pay attention to the Missy track so I could blather about YAS mythology, I don't know how I'm supposed to come to this song and find something else to say about it. What kind of name is Somethin' for the People, anyway? How do you settle on that as a name? Did literally every other combination of words in the English language fail to please you? I have to access the Iowa Land Records website sometimes, and the captchas they use on that website are delightful words that are almost English but not quite. Today I had to enter Simbang Carrer. I don't understand how you could be given a set of letters and rules which can create Simbang Carrer and think, "No. Somethin' for the People. That is how we identify." I hope they had a rivalry with Nice Songs For Enjoyment.

72) "Don't Say," by Jon B

milquetoast (adj) - a word used by people looking for a synonym for 'bored' that happened to open the thesaurus while they were hungry

73) "As We Lay," by Daha

"I'll be fine," Bob said as he decided to put off writing the entirety of YAS to Wednesday evening. "I know 1997 has 11 songs, but there's no way all of them are going to be '90s R&B! I won't get burnt out by the fifth R&B jam because there will only be five, with enough variety between R&B jams to keep these songs fresh1" Friends, I can admit when I have erred. In my defense: have you listened to Bad Cop/Bad Cop's Warriors? I feel I should be forgiven for making Bad Cop/Bad Cop's Warriors the only thing I've listened to the last five days. This song is pretty okay. I think the beat isn't quite sure what song it belongs to, but it gives this song a unique sound, which, hey, you probably didn't listen to all these songs. You probably don't get how much I treasure something that sounds unique, even if it's a not especially great kind of unique.

78) "Happy with You," by Samantha Cole

HELL YEAH I LOVE THAT SEINFELD-ASS BASS. You know what, song of the year, right here. I feel like this song is the reward for sloughing through Slow R&B Mire, and now I have this upbeat song about the joy of finding another soul in this world and being in that moment with them, and I just, thank you, thank you everyone for creating this moment, for giving me just like a nice song about how good an emotion love is. Yeah, girl, you try to hit that high note! A for effort! A for good song! A+ to your bassist, what a pleasant song!

80) "No Tengo Dinero," by Los Umbrellos

"Los Umbrellos was a Latin pop dance group formed in Denmark" Um "It was led by the rapper Al Agami, the exiled crown prince of the small African enclave of Africa" UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM DID SOMEONE SEE THAT NO ONE HAD WRITTEN AN ARTICLE ABOUT THIS PARTICULAR GROUP AND JUST SAID "I'LL TAKE TO WIKIPEDIA!" AND JUST MADE SHIT UP? DANISH LATIN POP GROUP "The song hit #1 in Austria" OK, that I'll believe, knowing what I know about Austrian music that absolutely tracks, this is the trash they love in Austria. But no seriously DANISH. LATIN. POP. GROUP.

86) "Piece of My Heart," by Shaggy ft./Marsha

Oh hell yeah. This is everything the "I Shot the Sherrif" cover wasn't. Like, that was a song that wasn't quite sure what it wanted to do with the song, but you know what this does? You know what made me laugh in my apartment? It took the Janis Joplin cover, it gave it the reggae backing, it did the "COME ON! COME ON! COME ON! COME ON!" thing, and that led RIGHT INTO A GODDAMNED SHAGGY VERSE. LIKE HELL YEAH. That's the music version of the hidden blocks in Kaizo Mario. Just get dunked on. "COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON," and then it turns out we were building up to Shaggy. That was beautiful. Like, this kinda garbages up a standard, but I don't care, it's hella fun.

88) "I Care 'Bout You," by Milestone

Yep. Yeah, there's about only one way 1997 could end. "Sometimes I feel so alone/I call your heart but there's no one at home." Oh absoLUTEly fuck off.

9.1.2007

38) "You Are the Music in Me," Zac Efron & Vanessa Hudgens 60) "Gotta Go My Own Way," Zac Efron & Vanessa Hudgens 66) "Bet on It," Zac Efron 74) "I Don't Dance," Corbin Bleu & Lucas Grabeel 90) "Everyday," Zac Efron & Vanessa Hudgens 92) "All for One," High School Musical 2

Even in 2007, I was already too old, as well as a tad bit too straight, to have any opinion on the High School Musical series. But! While I have gotten approximately 10 years older in the intervening ten years, I like to think I've become substantially gayer, so HERE WE GO. Honestly, HSM as a franchise is inoffensive fun. I enjoyed the first movie when I was of an appropriate age to have watched it, I enjoyed the clips from the second film as a 28-year-old alone in an apartment, and "Bet on It" is a classic piece of American filmmaking that should be taught in schools. I’m not afraid to say it: High School Musical is great, and we are going to be so grateful if the world lasts long enough for the ‘00s nostalgia wave to hit and create the 20-year High School Musical reunion and/or reboot movies.

46) "Clothes Off!" Gym Class Heroes ft./Patrick Stump

So this song is breezy fun, almost certainly the song of the week were it not for the fact "Bet on It" belongs in every museum, but it does sort of foretell the disappointing direction in which Travis McCoy would venture, dunnit? "Cupid's Chokehold" is this equally fun song about a neurotic, emokiddy person finding love in this crazy world, and it's not the most sophisticated thing in the world, but it's a nice song with a distinct feel, and then there's this party jam about gettin' naked, and it's like, alright, I dig this party jam, but you're gonna go back to, y'know, the emo stuff, right? But they never did. They made one really dope song and then just made this forever.

98) "So Small," Carrie Underwood

Finally: an inspirational ballad from a female country singer. Don't think I've heard one of those yet from 2007. Great times.

9.2.2017

42) "Silence," by Marshmello ft./Khalid

This is a sensitive EDM jam like all the other sensitive EDM jams. I'm still lukewarm on Khalid as a whole, like I think he does a fine job on this song but I don't understand why he's this whole thing, don't really get what he brought to this song that no one else could, but honestly that doesn't matter when I probably couldn't discern this from a Chainsmokers joint. Y'all have fun with this one, teens. Y'all do you.

88) "More Girls Like You," by Kip Moore

Hold up. Hold up. Can we talk about the amazing mixed similie in the first verse? "I've been livin' like a wild old Mustang out in Montana fields" A mustang is a horse. He is comparing himself to a wild horse. Understandable, and hey -- interesting spin on the usual back road cliche! Montana is the state equivalent of a back road. Quality shitty songwriting! "Mighta earned me a bad reputation, but never stopped these wheels" A mustang is a car. So he's a Ford Mustang in Montana? I mean I guess? Always good to compare yourself to an American-made automobile in country music. "I'm like a Camry runnin' with a full tank!" said no country star ever. "From rollin' and goin' too far/From runnin' and gunnin' too hard" OK, so he's a car, I recognize these as car terms, you gun engines, I get that, I remember the word rollin' playing a starring role in the Chamillionaire standard "Ridin'," I guess I got that part wrong at the start. Definitely a car. "So unreigned, so untamed" WHAT A HECKIN' TWIST HE WAS HORSE THIS WHOLE TIME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!? Man, this song is trash.

92) "Something New," by Wiz Khalifa ft./Ty Dolla $ign

"Girl, you look just like something out a magazine/You smell great, know your body clean" ...Di, um, excuse me, but did Wiz Khalifa just compare his girl to the perfume samples that sometimes come in magazines? Anyway, this song sure existed for three minutes.

95) "Untouchable," by YoungBoy Never Broke Again

Various other videos call this man NBA YoungBoy, and with respect to the choices he has made, I am going to refer to him as that from here on out, assuming we hear from him again, which, hey, he's not the worst of the mumble-rap cohort! I kinda feel bad calling him mumble-rap, because this song actually goes more than one place, and that's at least him mumbling! No auto-tune over a trap beat, an actual human being mumbling over a fairly compelling track. Beat's really good, this might be the first song that actually held my attention for all three minutes. Don't know who produced this, but I hope that person goes just a bit farther than NBA YoungBoy.

97) "I Could Use a Love Song," by Maren Morris

I really wish the first six seconds of "Sugar" could be a single. The rest of the song is good, too, but those first six seconds are goddamned flames. I think it's important for you to know that Maren Morris is way more compelling than this song. It's fine, but like we had "Every Little Thing" two weeks ago, y'know? Like, the music video talks through the song, and I don't... blame it? It's OK! Just slight.

98) "Fix a Drink," by Chris Janson

OH FUCK THIS DUDE AND HIS "ROCKABYE"-ASS SPOKEN WORD NONSENSE. This is stupid. This is stupid, and I'm stupid for ever complaining about the preponderance of '90s R&B I've foisted upon myself. It has a sense of humor decidedly sub-Toby Keith. Congratulations on being able to make beer.

100) "Woke Up Like This," by Playboy Carti ft./Lil Uzi Vert

Billboard didn't classify any songs as either debuts or re-entries, songs that weren't on the chart last week simply didn't have an arrow next to the name and I had to guess if they were actually new or retreads of previously released songs. Like, I could have sworn I had to deal with Kip Moore, but that's prolly just 'cuz it sounds like the rest of bro country's nonsense. So I can't tell if this is a new song because they restyled the title or if this is an actual new version of "Woke Up Like This," but I'ma just go ahead and assume my initial assessment of this dude being boring still holds. I can’t believe an entity called NBA YoungBoy won the 2017 Song of the Week title. I can’t... I... Oh. Hold up.

Who won the week?

Did High School Musical 2 just win this one for 2007. Did 2007 really produce the best songs because this was the week High School Musical 2 dropped. It’s not 2017 because the highest grade I’m willing to give “Untouchable” is C+. It’s not 1997 because there was “Happy with You” and a lot of interchangeable nothings. Holy cats. 2007 won High School Musical 2 Week. I can’t believe it. I can’t believe I’m going to say, of the three years, 2007, BASED SOLELY ON THE STRENGTH OF HIGH SCHOOL GODS DAMNED MUSICAL 2, WON THIS FAKE ACCOLADE ON THIS LITTLE-READ BLOG. I forgot “Clothes Off!” dropped this week. This is all HSM2. Wow. What a week this turned out to be. When I was makin’ these lists, when I saw all the High School Musical 2 droppin’, I said, “2007 is dead in the water.” BUTCHA KNOW WHAT HAPPENED?!

2017: 12 1997: 11 2007: 11

2007 has won three of the last four weeks. Don’t call it a comeback, because 2007 never left. History is permanent, it would be weird if the entirety of 2007 disappeared even for a second. And next week, the last selection remaining from HSM2, “Fabulous,” will team up with 50 Cent to take on “Barbie Girl” and what appears to be /sigh/ an Avicii tune. Will the dream die? FIND OUT!

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