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resinfossil · 4 months

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So I recently started reading the Murderbot Diaries and after finishing System Collapse I am now convinced that the average corporate wouldn't recognize a rogue SecUnit if it skipped up to them in full armor, called them a stupid motherfucker, and backflipped into the nearest uncrewed, passengerless cargo transport

#murderbot diaries #it is so funny watching them try to rationalize murderbot's behavior #every time it does something that a governed secunit blatantly shouldn't be able to do they're just like #“hmmm maybe it was told to do that?” or “i think its owner/clients just don't know how to handle it” lmaooo #no wonder murderbot got away with half assing its job for so long

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todayisafridaynight · 6 months

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#rgg #ryu ga gotoku #ryu ga gotoku 7 #yakuza series #yakuza like a dragon #yakuza 7 #masato arakawa #ryo aoki #snap sketches #AH jumpscare #i aint drawn aoki or masato (funny as hell i have to distinguish) in forever BYYYYYEE i miss him. i want him to be even more dead #my favorite genre of masato art is aoki killnig him so its my turn to do that. kinda. in spirit #Understandably its always aoki as the aggressor but i wanted to ask myself Can I Flip It #evidently aoki wasnt happy even with all of his power and all.. it makes me wonder how much his self hatred exists in aoki #A LOT EVIDENTLY LMAOOO but im having issues trying to articulate what i mean #aoki is very much a persona Fake Through And Through so sometimes i wonder if aoki ever gets tired of having to act all the time #he's on edge all the time and constantly trying to figure out how to use people instead of just. chilling LMAO GROW UP #he refuses to let himself be genuine and vulnerable with others yet at the same time he wants the love that comes with that #sure his new persona gives him the life he wanted but its gotta be wild to think 'people only like me for what i can do for them'#its hard to accurately describe what i was thinking while drawing these i just know i like rattling masato in a can #there's just so many layers to him it makes my brain itch SOOOO bad #having the love and sincerity he said he always wanted but not being able to see it because of his own self hatred... wild...#relatable... im gonna throw up... he still sucks tho lol......#ok bye im gonna contemplate drawing something moody cause i guess it's a moody sunday idk sue me

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luck-of-the-drawings · 5 months

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OOOH BABY THIS ONE WAS A LONG TIME COMING. NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE!!

YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A DAY LIKE ANY OTHER. A DAY OF ADVENTURE WITH YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS. OH HOW TIGHTLY YOU HOLD THEM TO YOUR CHEST, AND OH HOW TERRIFYING IT IS TO WATCH THEM GET EVISCERATED BY SOMETHING YOU DONT UNDERSTAND. MAYBE IF YOU JUST LISTENED A BIT MORE, IF YOU LET THE SMART ONE LEAD THE CHARGE, THIS WOULDNT HAVE HAPPENED. ONCE AGAIN YOUR IMPULSIVENESS LEADS TO DISASTER. HEAR ME NOW, YOUNG TIDESTRIDER, YOUR STUPIDITY WILL BRING THE DEMISE OF EVERYTHING YOU WERE BORN AND FORGED TO PROTECT. HOW COULD THE PROPHECY HAVE CHOSEN SOMEONE SO USELESS? I BET YOU WISH YOU CHOSE THE RIGHT LEVER. FAILURE.

#jrwi fanart #jrwi show #jrwi riptide spoilers #jrwi riptide #cw gore #cw blood #cw eyestrain #THE NIGHTMARE ARC WAS CRAAAZY IVE BEEN WORKIN ON THIS SHIT SINCE THAT EP CAME OUT OHHH MY GOOOODD #ITS DONE ITS DONE I DONT CAAAARE I CANT LOOK AT IT ANYMORE JUST TAAAAKE IT #IT WAs meant to just be a buncha silly doodles and. well. then i saw all the beautiful colors in the world #and i just really wanted to draw jay getting fucked up by a lazer #IGNOREEEE THE DIFFERING ARTSTYLES THIS HAS LITERALLY BEEN COOKING FOR MONTHS AND I AM TALENTED IN MANY DIFFERENT WAYS #I LOVE COLORS!!! if you look clooosesly youll notice that gillions eyes are bright green everytime #the dream stuff is all reddish and the waking world stuff is blue #I ALSO LOve drawing tears and that weird thick blood pouring from the wounds in his chest #i also LOVE drawing Dead Eyes (eyes of some1 who is dead) poor chip lmaooo everyone point n laugh at this guy who got Power Word: killed #he care so much for gillion tho... when he was breaking jay out he was like 'we gotta save gill' BUT #THAT WAS DREAM CHIP. THATS HOW GILLION SEES CHIP.. gillion knows these two love n care for him so much AUUUUUU #MORE IDEAS: i like to think gillion knows what price looks like bc chip has shown him Via his funny magic Disguise Self Bandana #also kinda unrelated but still in this episode. ive never seen gryffon act so homosexual. admitting he goes to like. 'male service' or wate #like that was all in gills dream. does gill just see gryffon as a fruit or somethin. does he Know?#okayokay i think i got most o the worms out of my BRAIN. i just love blood and terror and horror and fear so mmuuuuch #and i hope u love it too. have a good day if you can help it

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twildflower · 1 month

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#twflpokespe #this is him with any other person you ship him with so im just gonna not put anyone else in it #pokemon #pokemon special #pokespe #pokespe meme #reguri #trainer red #namelessshipping #heartgoldshipping #me when i dont know other ship names because i dont ship them!!!#whatever i dont care like it if you want to im only tagging the ones i know #originalshipping #me when i only know two ship names #i think i saved down other ship names somewhere wait #depressionshipping #polishipping #its so sad whys red silver called depression lmamooo #wait okay tags below this are ships i dont think anyone even like knows exist #redcas #redhueshipping #antidoteshipping #lmaooo??? so funny #then these are ones i dont like #did i have to do this? no but i just want to #specialshipping #colorfulshipping #my ss doesnt have any more ships okay next post

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jacarandaaaas · 3 months

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“Isabela and mirabel made up too quickly it didn’t make sense!!”

y’all do not know what it’s like going from screaming “I HATE U” at your sister to laughing about it 10 mins later💀

#encanto #encanto disney #disneys encanto #mirabel madrigal #mirabel encanto #isabela madrigal #disney’s encanto #I’m sorry I always found it so funny how mad people would get #because I just went omg finally REAL sibling representation!#it’s funny because people would be like well that’s not normal that’s weird like calling random strangers toxic because they fight w sibling #SOOO DUMB LMAOOO #anyways sorta hot take people expected d*sney to show Isa and Mira’s relationship like Anna and Elsa’s and were shocked it wasn’t that #so they got mad #like I know so many people who’s relationship is exactly like theirs!#AND THEY DONT ACTUALLT HATE EACHOTHER LMAOO #it’s 2024 I think calling isa and Mira’s relationship toxic over a bit of bickering is silly #yes their relationship is strained but its clear they don’t actually hate eachother!#I might make a post on this at some point because I’m convinced y’all watched a different movi

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itsnotmourn · 4 months

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made a joke how we needed to fuse to achieve a greater mind and now i spawned her and that ABOMINATION that is bread baby /aff

#[ the art of mourning ]#steven universe #steven universe oc #gemsona #su oc eyeball #i think yali came up with bread baby’s name LMAOOO ITS SO FUNNY #oh yeah she looks taller than canon aquamarine’s but she’s just as short #my style forgot how short they are LMFAO

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linkvcr · 3 months

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Groozelink is really fun bc it gives link and zelda the opportunity to be assholes together for fun

#in a lighthearted way obvs #i just think they team up to make groose blush as hard as he can for fun #both on either side leaning closer and closer to him til he shoves them away. LOL #they think its cute and also rlly funny LMAOOO #txt

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angelpuns · 9 months

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Looking at TMNT:HME Leo rn

What if he had to sleep on the couch :) what :) if :)

#pov my body hurts #from sleeping on the couch lmao #its not that bad just achey #but anyway Leo is my lil projection character for this iteratoon #i say that like i havwnt made vent comics with him lmaooo #anyway #im just thinking about it :)#TMNT:HME #i dont think anyone is reading these rambles but to me theyre funny

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theloveinc · 2 years

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old n grumpy sexyman bkg #5ever✌️

#ALL2023!!! he makes me want to sing... literally...............

all scrunkly looking in the morning, puffy eyes and silvery yellow hair all messy bc he just woke up, but still SO handsome standing in the kitchen shirtless, scratching his happy trail and waiting for his (your) morning drink to brew.

he tucks you under his arm when you greet him (cuz you're still warm from being under the blankets)... but then pretends you're not even there, not bc he’s not happy to see u but because he wants attention, to soak up all ur kisses and love without any disturbances.

and sometimes that’s nice when ur tired and just wanna be held and rocked for a bit... but sometimes it's like... you give him a kiss on his cheek and he's basically purring like a cat... you give him another and he's practically looking like ☺️😯... but then when u ask for one back, he's just, "shhh. i'm trying to enjoy this"

like....... HELLO? OLD MAN?????? (you need to buy him one of those shirts/mugs that's like "don't talk to me until i've had my preworkout coffee." he'd be mad abt it but still use it LMAOO)

AND AT NIGHT TOO... after work and dinner, he falls into bed or onto the couch, and gets so rude if you don't wanna lay with him. pouting and squinting at you:

"come cuddle."

you're like, "hold on, i'm finishing something."

"i said i wanna see you now."

"you can come over here if you want."

"you're really gonna make your old husband w/ a bad back and prosthetic get up? withhold a simple, easy kindness? i just wanted to love on you but now i guess i'm gonna go to bed lonely and—"

and you gotta be like. asdjfkaklsdhfkadafds "bakugo. i love you. just give me one second. please."

And he can't complain cuz u said the special words but he's just sitting there with his arms crossed, pouting and tapping his feet together under the blankets cuz he misses youuuu but won't say it.

like... forty five years old and still doing the most... but it really only gets even worse from there adjkadsjlk.

#bakugo #sorry i didn't know if u meant like literally old or like. old in spirit #but i can say he's still like this when he's young too LMAOOO #but less demanding bc he still thinks he has pride #vs when youve been married like ten years and he has even less patience and admits he needs u to survive #even if half the time he's just antsy bc ur not showering him w/ love #its funny he's def the squidward of the neighborhood but everyone still loves him bc of u #and he's trying to kick everyone out of the house LMAOO #anyway sorry if he wasnt grumpy enough #i tried </3333 #caitie things #anon

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sendmyresignation · 2 months

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not mcr genre discourse.........

#i know my opinions on this are fund. out of step (they are punk in a whatever sense. umbrella for the rock music they're grounded in)#but honestly i think its funny this started from a drag race post. mcr is to punk what rupauls drag race is to drag #idk if michelle visage has room to talk here FHSKDBDKFHRKG #they are obv More than punk though. they arent the clash This Is Known. but they came out of diy phc and its dumb to pretend otherwise #lots of other similar elaborate late stage emo bands dont have the same history or connection to the underground #itd be like calling simon and garfunkel Just Pop Music because they had a few number ones no they tangibly had connections to folk scenes #and then transitioned to new methods of songwriting and such out of that #if that makes any fucking sense anyway its genre politics dont fuckin matter lmaooo #my posts

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majimassqueaktoy · 8 months

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I just went on to Tumblr search to find you and check what you've been up to.

..... I had a brain fart and typed in Jess instead of your Tumblr name then corrected it to Majima so you'd show up.

Literally "I wonder what Jess has been up to, Tumblr find Jess..... wait...."

tumblr, tell me how jess has been

hmmmmmmmm

#did i type jess into the search bar? yes.#always funny when theres jess/jessie characters bc my brain is like im p sure you and jessie from toy story were the originals < insane #nice you thought of me😁#i got sick with a flu like 2 months back and at some point it left but developed a migraine which lasted like 12 days #and now its just more coming and going but the doc wanted me to get another brain scan #even though i only just got one ? last? year #i think last year? idk time is fake #i got that on monday #but otherwise i been chill just sleeping a lot #still need to play dead souls ive just been too tired to plug the ps3 in lmaooo #so yes very boring lol #thanks for thinkin of #me though <3 #ask

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pusangkambing · 23 days

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Shoutout to Senior High for being a pinoy teleserye that pulled a reverse bury your gays trope where the only happy and healthy couple in the end is the gay one and the main character has her male love interest die

#its just so funny to me actually lmaooo #i didnt like watch watch the whole series #i tried watching it but i got so bored and it git so drawn out and i was just so uninterested i just ended up watxhing clips chronologicall #to try to piece the story together lmaooo #idk i just couldnt stop thinking about it lmaooo #good job on this one pinas 👍#catgoat!meows!#senior high #<- lol meron ba yan dito

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todayisafridaynight · 1 year

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