#i just love these goobers okay

[wolfram-but-art]

surprise, i'm not dead, here's some practical espionage

#sometimes i forget that i have a tumblr #there's been a lot happening lately. i've mostly been making art for my own enjoyment #i just forgot to post fysgef #anyways these are based on an rp i'm doing (mostly) #i just love these goobers okay #these are all monochrome lmao i just haven't changed my palette #i like this colour. it's convenient #tf2 #tf2 fanart #engineer tf2 #spy tf2 #medic tf2 #engiespy #napoleon complex #practical espionage #doodle dump #these are a little cringe but i don't care this is my blog i can do whatever i want

[a-mongooose]

Why do I always end up posting at completely unreasonable hours? Oh well! Sleep is for the weak <3 The Drew kids have comically large gaps in skill when it comes to artwork. Like Audrey really needs to step up her game <///3 And by popular demand, I have given Bendy his well deserved chocolate. Nothing else happened. No souls were harmed in the process. Trust me bro 

#bendy and the ink machine #bendy batdr #audrey batdr #batdr #bendy and the dark revival #okay but like #thank you guys?????????????? #the last post kind of blew up in comparison to my usual stuff and ?????????? #just???? i love all of you that interacted tbh #the RBs were so NICE ugh i want to put all of you in my pocket for safekeeping #anywho #ill get some more content for yall of these silly little goobers #or ill try #either way something will happen #these games have been living rent free in my neurodivergent brain since 2017 so i have plenty of juice #but whether my shriveled little husk of a hand will cooperate is unkown #wow these tags are devolving rapidly BASICALLY #im gonna try to revamp some of my old designs for the JDS staff. wow I struggled to articulate that #but if you read this far #have a wonderful day or night or whenever you see this :) #and DONT . sell your soul to bendy. no matter how nicely they ask. <3 #<- speaking from experience #sorry no im not

[shima-draws]

Watching an interview with Taz and Iñaki and Iñaki was like 'I wonder what happens on Whole Cake Island between me and Taz 👀' AND I'M SITTING HERE LIKE

#Me; pointing: WHOLE CAKE ISLAND MENTION #INAKI DON'T TEASE ME LIKE THI #Taz was like 'I KNOW ALL ABOUT THAT OKAY' #HOMIE. #Anyway I haven't talked OPLA in a hot second but Taz and Iñaki's relationship makes me soooo. #They're just so supportive of each other and it makes me CRY #I love the OPLA cast so so much #They're all goobers #OPLA #One Piece #One Piece live action #INAKI IS LITERALLY SO SILLY HE IS THE LUFFY EVER #Iñaki Godoy #Taz Skylar #Shima speaks

[soupfather]

Not done but I’m pretty happy with it so far!!!

#goober au #they’re just there yk #floating #I wanna add halftones but actually have no clue how to use them #okay i love you bye

[dawnbreakersgaze]

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#yall i bought my husband an expensive lightsaber replica as a just because gift #and I can hear him jumping around with it in the living room all the way from my bedroom #he's having so much fun im gonna cry lmao this is so cute???? #im just #how is it even possible for someone to be this wholesome #he just came in omg and goes “i love my new toy” plsssss this man 😭🥺 #okay enough im sorry i had to tell someone and it was yall #kay's personal #kay's mumbles #Kay's husband is a goober ♡

[transgender-catboy]

God, he looks downright exhausted here...

#oh what I'd give to cuddle with him at night #he seems like a heart print boxers kinda guy #probably runs hot too. one foot out of the blanket #but #big on cuddles #big spoon little spoon it don't matter #oh... he's definitely the kind guy to like running his fingers through your hair while you lay facing eachother #back on the spooning bit for a second #big spoon: lots of little kisses on the back of the head and neck #burying his nose in your hair as he pulls you close... wrapping his arms around your waist to hug you like a teddy bear #one leg over yours #...would probably stick his hands up your shirt (if you wear one) to keep them warm #even tho he really doesn't need to #just likes feeling you against him #ah... #okay now little spoon: #loves arms wrapped around him #will either play with or hold your hand/hands #would definitely kiss and/or lick your hand just to be a goober #the pressure of you against his back would be super comforting i think for him #play. with. his. hair. #run your fingers through it. tug on it. hell. fuckin pet him #this man just likes feeling loved #who doesn't *cough*the emotionally repressed dork that is Miguel*cough*) #idk idk #okay. i think. I'm gonna go to bed #gonna dream about kissing him on his sweet forehead

[sundial-junk]

WHAT IF LUKE HAD POKEMON [i also made teams for others like the Professor, Randall, Emmy, etc! I hope i can show those teams eventually lol]

His starter is an oshawott and the first pokemon he encountered and caught is a shiny dreepy but he doesn't know it's a shiny and LITERALLY A PSEUDO LEGENDARY [bc it'd be funny!]

He met and helped a wimpod and it eventually joined the team. It's pokedex entries says it sometimes will pick up coins which i think would be helpful for finding hint coins mdfvkdfmv

both the Professor and Emmy have dog pokemon and Luke wanted to have a dog pokemon too! He eventually meets a growlithe who is the most uncooperative fella for the longest time vdfmkmkl

That's his team so far >:] the other pokemon i may introduce eventually but they are met way later on...like sometime around new world of steam

#I FUCKING RAMBLED I AM SO SORRY GUYS #LLORAR #luke triton #professor layton #pl #art #POKEMON #OSHAWOTT MY BELOVED #i like to think he gives his pokemon accessories #thats why oshawott has a bowtie #dreepy gets a bandana iirc #wimpod gets a lil bowtie #once growlithe is cooperative it gets a rlly cool jacket that it loves and cherishes #IM A LIL STUPID FOR THIS #WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH #I JUST THINK POKEMON ARE NEAT #luke has the goofiest goobers as a team #the first one of the bunch to evolve is wimpod #which prob would happen late prequel trilogy or during the original trilogy #OKAY ENOUGH RAMBLES LLORAR

[wormdebut]

He was six, the first time Eddie realized something wasn’t right. He was six years old when his Mom had sternly told him not to tell his school teachers about why he had a bruise on his on his wrist.

She hadn’t meant to, of course. Eddie had just been babbling about Ms. Nantauk’s first grade class and how he made a new friend, Gunner, and they played together and recess, and ate lunch together, and Gunner brought Eddie a rubber ducky from his house, and and and…his mom had gripped his wrist a little too hard to get him to snap out of his thoughts. She needed to do that sometimes, he understood. He was too unruly.

She had told him that if anybody asked him about the light red smattering around his wrist to tell them he had carried to many grocery bags, this confused Eddie. He knew, he knew, she didn’t mean to do it, so why was his mom so worried? He was small, Edison Munson, six going on twenty, really. But on the bus that brisk Tuesday morning, he considers that the other kids had scapes on their knees and bruises on their shins from rough housing at recess, but Eddie’s bruises that he occasionally had, not so often from his mom, but quite a few in the shape of palms from his father, maybe the other kids at school didn’t get those kinds of bruises.

Eddie was thirteen when everything came crashing down.

His uncle Wayne, was going to marry Miss Amanda. He didn’t really know Miss Amanda, he hardly even knew his uncle, but he did know that he loved him. Wayne never made Eddie feel unwanted, or unseen. He had grown used to it, of course he had. He had known for a while that Amelia and Richard Munson did not want him. Amelia could hardly take care of herself, and Richard, well, he just wanted a friend, not a son. When he was 10 and Richard had taught him how to hotwire a car, Eddie realized again that normal kids don’t go through this type of lesson.

The common nagging of normal children don’t go through this, triggered in his brain again, when Miss Amanda threw him a little baggy, “Edison, get rid of this right now!” His uncle had his dad backed into a corner, and Eddie couldn’t help the dark chuckle that escaped his lips as he looked at the bag in his hands. God, he wished it could’ve been flour or sugar, but no. As sweet as he assumed the substance was it was neither, it was Dick Munsons nasty heroin habit, sitting there right in his thirteen year old sons hands. His mom and had ducked out years ago, leaving a 9 year old Eddie with an addict, thief of a shell of a father, and honestly? Eddie was surprised he had managed to keep it all under wraps for as long as he had. But it was there, in his Uncles small trailer, that the broken record of this isn’t normal, this isn’t what you deserve kept running over and over again in his mind.

Eddie had buried the drugs in the woods behind Wayne’s house, and Miss Amanda had up and left that night. Wayne didn’t get his wedding, but he did get Eddie.

#I get too excited honestly #I am workin on g dang character study in regards to Eddie being a shield and why and Steve being a sword and why #and I’m just in love with this kid #please let me know if this is interesting or if I’m just a goober #I will likely 100% repost this as I write more or break it up if people actually are into it #okay love u bye #worm brain #Eddie munson #Wayne munson #stranger things

[niishi]

we are literally soulmates

#i just made a post sbout how i need zoro to be my gf who goes fishing with me #i love him so much #its okay zoro i have a bunch of fishing poles 🥺 #i missed him so much wtf #he's such a goober #zoro roronoa #one piece

[metaphorical-goblin]

Me holding my tiny five pound dog: oh! Oh so hefty!!! Big Chonker!!! Big boy!!! Oh so strong, look how strong you are. Hello my little man

#i love my dog #he’s such a goober #my cat on the other hand #no I’m just kidding I love him too #he did pee in my mom’s closet today which is #not fun #but it’s okay

[hrtley]

okay goodnight!!! think i'll draw more masky and hoody tomorrow

#i love clyde :((( #he called me again today it was so fun #we played sims then just talked then i drew and we talked it was so fun #he's my silly goober i love my moo #he said he'd call me again today i'm so excited #i can't wait i hope we draw more together and chat about random things #his art style is so cute he showed me a doodle of tim he did and i almost died it was so cute #AND HIS TOOTH GAPPP AUGHH #rolling around in my bed rn #okay night :33 #my text

[stanleyyyyyyy]

real drawing wwwoooaaahahahaaaaaaa stanley mr parable sir stare sstoically at you with a grin or msile or whateve

#the stanley parable #tspud #tspud fanart #stanley tsp #stanley #goober #i love shading <3 #the background didnt take long suprisingky #i just traced a picture #anyways i need to stop talki g in tags #beside staht #my grammar died #okay last tag is #SHADING #EEEEEEEEEEE #dies

[mysterycrystal]

It’s not a “caffeine rush” it’s called “ getting jazzed up”

#it’s tomato time! #I love scooters coffee so much okay?! #sillyposting #just being a goober #funny shit #text post

[s3lkie2sato]

thank you for taking care of me and being so sweet and so soft and so kind. you make me feel so at ease even when things feel so out of control. you are so gentle with me and i swear i could just cry and melt and become putty in your soft hands

if i could grasp the stars and lay them in your gentle hands, i'm sure they would rejoice. what i wouldn't give to see the twinkles from them in your eyes.

#quill.txt #goober posting #thank you for makkng me feel so loved and so warm and so safe #i look at you i talk to you and everytjing feels like itll be okay #i hope i can make you feel just as loved kf not more #i say that a lot but i mean it everytime. you deserve the same gentle kindness and love that you give to the world and to those in it #does this make any sense. im a little sleepy #i wamt to kiss you #i love you i love you i love you #theres no way i can say it enough in this lifetime #but anyways. thank you again. for taking care of me #ill always be here to do the same for you #okok im done being weepy (lie)

[words-writ-in-starlight]

listen I expected literally Nothing from the D&D movie okay, like I can't make it clear enough that I expected the most soulless money grab with a good cgi budget imaginable, I went in having already gone through every stage of grief and landed on acceptance and LISTEN

I fucking CRIED during this dumb RPG movie. it wasn't just "not terrible" it was objectively good with a clever plot and compelling characters and sincere emotional beats. this movie loves D&D so fucking much and it NAILS the "a bunch of goobers try to be cool and accidentally discover The Power Of Friendship And Also Great Violence" classic D&D party vibe. their barbarian's last name is fucking Kilgore and my entire family cried in the theater.

I hope they make twelve of these motherfuckers.

#honor among thieves #dnd #dungeons and dragons: honor among thieves #holga kilgore #she is a BARBARIAN whose name is KILL GORE like who among us has not been in a party with this exact character #some new player who picked whatever they were told was the easiest class and gave them a name that is 98% a joke #and just piggybacked their backstory onto the most experienced player's as like rp training wheels #and then smash cut 60 sessions later and we're all getting choked up over john dingus or whatever #do you motherfuckers know how rarely i cry????? about ANYTHING????? #god it was so good #i am going to watch this an unhealthy amount #i want a separate movie for every red wizard and also one about xenk's backstory #his name is X E N K with an X these writers have played some fucking DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS #do i have to buy dead in thay now?????? i think i have to buy dead in thay now #i literally ran dnd on friday and this movie put me in WITHDRAWAL i want to play some dnd Now

[rzyraffek]

Hii! I’d love to see some slasher possessive tendencies (nothing dramatic, just small things that show how obsessed they are with their s/o). And I’d love to see Brahms included please and thank you! 👀💕

Ello! Most of slashers are incredibly possessive😭 good luck with that.

Gender neutral s/o!

Slashers being obsessive and possessive of their s/o

Brahms

Physical touch. His hands are always on them. ESPECIALLY around when yall are around other people. Others have to know that they are together!!!

Goes with s/o EVERYTHERE. They must go to shop with them! Wanna go outside and walk in peace and silence in garden? Uhh nah he wanna go with you! Even if s/o asks nicley to leave tjem be he might spy on them :[

Will share everything with s/o! His clothes? Our clothes you mean! Please wear his shirts! Its also vice versa, s/o's jewellery and clothes are also his. They gonna catch him using their favourite cologne or wearing their jewellery!

Wants to hold hands 24/7, doesnt care if s/o sweats! He loves them too much~

Sometimes s/o can wake up and this guy will be glued to them! Im taking wrapped arms and legs around them and s/o can feel his chest moving up cuz its so close😭

Asa Emory

Bro is not letting them leave his warehouse. Yeah sweetie he loves you but you are just too too perfect for him to let you go :[

Bonds by watching animal documentaries about bugs btw

Picks clothes for s/o. He takes your style and preferences in his mind but usually forgets and just buys what would look good on you (at least what he finds cute)

Not very clingy

Lets them paint his nails if they are nice enough

EXTREMELY jelous. S/o mentioned that some guy smiled to them when they were buying groceries? He will get offended😭

The hush

8 years later and I still have no clue what his name was??? Let's call him John because people seem to call him that

John will keep his hand AND eyes on them. Hands on their legs, shoulder, or just holding their hand (thats rare, normal affection with this Goober? Nahh)

Constantly staring at them, looming around and looking what they lover is up to (up to no good surely)

Makes them play video games with him or watch them play

Checks their phone when they are asleep cuz he gotta know everything

Micheal Myers

👁👁

No touching, no verbal nor physical affecion

Dude will hit them with 👍 on daily basis

He seems like he doesnt care, like he has them around for no reason. But of God, this guy knows everything about them. He watches them daily. You can't find Micheal? Oh dont worry sweetie he is keeping you safe, just dont look thrue window :3

Extreme jelousy, s/o can bearly talk to people😭

Okay okay I lied with no touching, its just rare! Sometimes he rests his head on top of theirs or puts his hands on their shoulders or hips

If s/o makes something from him (like drawing, peace of jewellery. Hell, even if they gift him random rock or something) that dude if gonna wear it till the end of the world, even if it breaks off? He has pockets or tape. Even if s/o skill improved and they made better? The more the marrier, he wants all!

Billy Lenz

Gets jelous when s/o gives too much affection and love to their pet

Lays on top of them

Bites, licks, woofs? As a sign of affection and love

He wants the bite marks or Hickeys to be visable so s/o friends know that they are taken!

Not as extreme as Micheal or Asa. S/o could have 2week trip to Egypt and as far as he gets to call them whenever he wants, he is fine

I still remember one time that someone requested Billy Lenz fic, asking for 'sloppy toppy' and it was 4 am and I didnt know what it was so I googled it and I kinda laughed very loudly and my mom woke up and took my pc away for month :( I wrote the fic btw

Anyways, barks at people when he gets jelous

Some of their behaviours might sound toxic or are literal red flag, but POOKIE THOSE ARE MURDERS😭🙏😱 idk if I still got the skill to write, it was a wild 8month break

#slasher x reader #slasher headcanons #billy lenz #billy lenz x reader #micheal myers #brahms heelsire #brahms x reader #micheal myers x reader #asa emory x reader #the collector x reader