#i just had a punchline

[zzzbookwormzzz]

a friend saw this and said i had amazing dedication to a shit post

#they're not even supposed to be in the same uni canonically #i just had a punchline #and forced my way into a setup #my art #ocs #suyin #cherry

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The musical episode.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #jin guangyao #nie mingjue #Remember jin guangyao: If you do any treachery you will face the wrath of five horses. #When are the horses going to come into play? You'll see. #s2.ep8 had beautiful music... I listened to it on loop while drawing! #Good music to chill out to before you fly into a rage. #This episode really cements how JGY's mind works - It is a matter of long-term outcomes at the sake of nearly everything else. #Morals do not matter to him if the outcome is more favourable. #and at the center of it all - he has learned that the only person he can truly trust is himself. #In turn - the only person his actions benefit are himself. #He will do anything and everything it takes to reach a position of power - not just for the power. But because it means safety. #Because it was something he was denied and the idea of not having control in his life again is unforgivable. #'Happiness' isn't a goal. We are looking at someone still stuck at the bottom of Maslow's hierarchy of needs. #Everything and everyone is a piece in a game. Bonds and friendships are assets. People are dispensable. #He wants to climb for the sake of climbing. He wants praise and recognition because he feels it is deserved. It's all so hollow. #We could go deeper into his psyche on this. #But these are also tags under a comic in which 'evil penis music' is the punchline.

[p-clodius-pulcher]

#🙏 #mags babs #I was gonna include clodius due to personal bias but like he doesn’t hauve images on the internet #also I forgot to edit the year whatever hope you all had a good 2014 #2015. whatever #to be clear this was set up just for the last punchline

[hyakunana]

Motivity Builds be like

#Lies of P #lop #neowiz #round8 #pinocchio #white lady #fanart #comics #comic portfolio #In the loving memory of Wrench Head + Police Baton Handle Motivity Build #idk if it's still the meta after the patches but I still use it in my motivity runs #no clever jokes or punchlines - just me facing my biggest enemy: sfx lettering #and also practicing battle scenes #i got so happy with black rabbit one i wanted to see if i could repeat the formula or if it was sheer luck #but i guess i can?? you're all watching the birth of a skillset sdfghjk #this comic had been on hold since december for major reasons such as: webtoon jobs and bg3 #but i finally completed it sdfghjkl now to FINALLY //THINK// of something for my favorite bit of the whole game

[pawphin]

hi,

#SORRY I FUCKED UP I FORGOT TO REMOVE THEIR EAR #thank you sun for the punchline it wouldve been awful otherwise #the promised neverland #tpn #tpn emma #tpn ray #sorry that first ray looks so artificial i had to look up a reference and. yeah #also ray isnt antagonistic to her i hope this doesnt seem like that. just a little silly #my art

[catspritesquared]

rose lalonde be like ‘i am so qualified to assess other peoples mental health because im the most mentally sound person to ever exist’ right after she does the most mentally ill things ever

also i completely forgot to post this i drew it like last month maybe

ALSO i really dont like when people make earth c postcanon fan content where they make rose a therapist . like i dont know how to word it but she should NOT be allowed to be a therapist at ALL shed like tell her patients that theyre going to die in 3 days because shed think its funny .

posting regular art tomorrow (rose again)

#homestuck #rose lalonde #dave strider #catsprites comic tag #i was originally gonna add more to this but i think keeping it short and sweet is better #although because of that there isnt really a punchline to this or anything #i just think the idea of rose going around the meteor and trying to #diagnose everyone around her as a joke a way to deflect it off herself is something ppl dont bring up #and is also pretty funny to me #if this comic had an ending itd be rose flipping the clipboard around to say UR GAY or something #1k

[lanabenikosdoormat]

good morning or whatever

#can’t remember if i’ve ever posted this here #there’s literally no punchline #i just saw those low res goku videos with the same premise #and i had to do this #swtor #darth marr

[solradguy]

I'm so grateful that the only GG fans that care about the light novels are the ones that can be normal about things because Lightning the Argent goes from the rawest scenes of carnage imaginable to Ky Kiske doing something mildly religious like offering a short, silent, prayer for someone that got mangled to death by WMD dragons, and I just know that, in the wrong hands, those brief religious moments would generate the most annoying goddamn memes you could ever imagine

#textpost #I have a mountain of beef with catholicism specifically and am negative percent religious #But the punchline to so many Ky jokes is just “ha ha catholic” like come onnnnn get creative #Religion on its own isn't bad. Look instead at how an individual interacts with it and judge from there #Untapped potential in how Ky's consistently depicted praying to Mary/an unspecified female saint for example #Actually... How come I've never seen anyone analyze that aspect of his belief? #His parents died when he was pretty young (iirc) so their influence couldn't've been too much of a contributing factor in that #Maybe he was closer to his mom in the brief time he had with his parent(s)? #Almost all of the Holy Order knights/members they've ever shown have been male too #So I wonder if maybe it's more like the calm/uncombative protective presence of a sacred woman is comforting to him? #It's definitely a stark contrast to the types of things he's generally exposed to in his daily life in any case #Another interesting contrast is how much Sol DOESN'T like religion #He's got some sarcastic lines about God and stuff even pre-Gearification. Wonder what the story with that is... #Anyway Ky only expressing his religion in private moments is interesting to me too #I can't think of an instance where he ever forced it on someone else or tried to explain something as happening just because God willed it #He's smart and logical and yet he still has this spiritual component... #Man is his character is complex. Studying this blond kid under a microscope...

[sysig]

You’re new to the Princess-Rescuing business, aren’t you? (P1 | P2 | P3) (Patreon)

#Doodles #SCII #The Captain #DAX #My brain presented me with a punchline and then stepped back to let me figure out how to get there #And then had the audacity to feel silly for making the path! #How rude #Lol #Well I did it anyway! And it was in fact silly but in a good and fun way! So there brain! Lol #It was admittedly a bit touch-and-go for a while - I love silliness so much! But it kept turning out in a way I wasn't satisfied with #And then I'd draw the next thing and be like ''No actually that's funny/cute'' and everything was fine - and then it'd repeat! Pfft #But I'm happy with it by the end so it's fine >:3c Trust the process! #Anyway - the the Actual Thing lol #Considering the various SCII/adjacent vibes lately it might not surprise you to hear that alt outfits have come back into my crosshairs #Cough cough Pirate Fic cough - but those aren't the only vibes! Make something similar but not the same! Why not fantasy! #It is a classic go-to lol #It was fun thinking how the Captain's uniform could be translated into a more Princely aesthetic haha #I didn't do the same for DAX but that's mostly 'cause I just wanted to put him in human clothes lol #Plus I'm sure you can imagine who else will feature :3c And they couldn't just match! Part of the comedy is appearance-based! #Which is part of why it's funny for DAX to answer in the first place haha ♪ That's no dragon! #The Captain always bursting onto the scene without thinking things over first haha - what were you expecting Captain! #Also hey rude don't look so relieved that DAX wasn't the princess! What if it was a test and he /was/ the princess! #He'd be in so much troubleeeee ♪ Well he still might be hehehe

[is-the-owl-video-cute]

I strongly agree that there are world events that deserve much more news coverage and resources than the Titan because frankly it should’ve been immediately assumed they were dead when sonar couldn’t find them and communication was lost.

However, I don’t necessarily think it’s fair to compare the EU coast guard and the US and Canada's various first response teams that responded to the Titan. Because they’re separate entities.

Do I think people should care more about the refugee ship that capsized due to alleged incompetence of the coast guard? Yes. I do. And I hope more survivors can be found because that was a genuine tragedy.

Do I think that it should be getting the same kind of attention as the Titan? Not really. Because people are just memeing on the Titan, and the average tumblr user has around $0.20 to their name and maybe 400 followers so this isn’t a very good platform for getting meaningful help for those affected by that situation.

This isn’t even a “you can care about two things at once” situation, because again with the Titan you should be very amused by 4/5 of those deaths whereas there’s nothing funny about what happened to that fishing ship. These are very different niches in cultural awareness and your ire should be towards media companies over random people on social media.

#Idk it just feels like getting mad at someone for posting spongebob memes instead of signal boosting that a genocide is occurring #like sure if someone genuinely thinks the Titan is more tragic just because it’s rich white people then yeah #please do clown away #but it’s just a bit weird to act like people don’t have compassion for the migrants who died just because they’re mocking rich folk for dyi #guy who intentionally removed any and all safety features getting crushed into paste instantly by his own hubris #is objectively funny and I will continue laughing at Stockton rush until I die #especially since he talked up how safe it was and then named it after the titanic only for it to share the same fate #perfect set up and punchline #genuine R.I.P. to the innocent guy on board but the others were absolute morons to do it to begin with #The contract you had to allegedly sign to go on the trip? Absurd #it wouldn’t have been a good view even if successful #and it was disrespectful to make a mass grave into a tourist attraction #so I’ll toast to the death of Stockton rush and his idiotic name forever

[martyrbat]

[ID: two photos emphasizing on Bruce Wayne's muscular backside. In the first photo, he's wearing brown trousers while removing his yellow turtleneck by grabbing it from the lower hem. In the second photo, he stands shirtless and in just his white trunks – which reveals the two thin, white straps over the undergarment. The straps go underneath his ass to lift (and support) his buttocks. In both photos, above his waistband, he has two discernible back dimples. The photos next to the panels are two examples of real life dermal piercings on the lower back dimples. END ID]

#there is no punchline im just thinking about bruces back dimples again and imagining if he had these piercings #or the property of wayne enterprises tramp stamp..... #ough. #btk was like.... 2000s/late 90s. do u think he ever.... i like to think he did. #bruce #c: batman: two face strikes twice! | i: 1.2 #<- if you want the three ass pics without the piercings gdhdhdv

[luchsyy]

there’s no way some of you guys are completely misinterpreting what i said in the first panel of that comic omg.... it’s not that serious. i don’t drink alcohol because i don’t like it and my parents know that. if i ever change my mind it should be my personal decision and not another person’s ESPECIALLY if that person is some stranger online. i’m not some teenage alcoholic who gets shitfaced every time i go out just because i’m “rebellious” or something. stop assuming things about me or the people in my life if you don’t even know me

#talks #sorry about the rant i just had to delete a weird comment under that post #i cant believe i have to say this. like that was not even the punchline or the main focus of that comic 😭 #alcohol tw #drinking mention

[erstwhilesparrow]

sometimes i get really sweet and completely sincere comments to the effect of, like, "whoa, i can tell there's Themes happening here and that's very cool but i have no idea what they are..." and i am cradling those commenters so gently in my hands. you can do it. tell me the themes!! i believe in you!!

#sparrowsong #all the fondness in the world also to the person who was like #'wow i never considered that this relationship might not just be One Who Is The Good Guy and One Who Is The Bad Guy but #i'm realizing this now because of your fic' #like. yeah. okay! good! i'm glad you had this revelation! i'm flattered i could illuminate this for you! #there's not a punchline here i'm just in a tender mood

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

I had these weird recurring dreams I had in middle school that I mostly forgot but kept using as fuel for melodramatic daydreams where I was a secret agent slowly dying by poisoning or just me, a kid, dying slowly of brain cancer and it took me like most of a year to figure out that the reason all those angsty middle schooler daydream scenarios I was playing out in my head in the car or in bed at night had a strange edge of deja vu to them because they'd started out as barely remembered dreams. I think it clicked when I was sitting in an airport waiting to board a redeye flight to visit family. there's a certain feeling about sitting in an airport when it's dark out and you're tired. everything is a little bit off. it's a liminal space by definition but as a kid it has a strange melancholy to it that somehow I felt like I'd felt before, and it scared me. it wouldn't get out of my head. I didn't know it them but I was about to spend that entire trip, nearly two weeks, locked in that strange melancholy deja vu darkness. and the thing is that a part of me enjoyed it. was compelled by it. I was scared but it wasn't in a bad way. I called it bad dreams because I didn't have any other words to explain why it made me nervously excited to daydream my own death. it was a feeling of mystery, almost, and bittersweet. but the sweet in that word comes at the end. it was melancholy and I felt like I'd been there before and would die in that feeling. but I always wanted to know more about it. always wondered about the strange recurring dreams and imaginary worlds they sparked. there was always something fascinating about those to me. it always struck something in my emotions that nothing else really can.

and that's what listening to Circa Survive feels like to me

#like it's not depressing it literally just feels like liminal spaces and nighttime to me #which are things that I love so like. yeah #anyway in retrospect the dreams and stuff may have been a child's response to various situations in my extended family at the time #that I'm too tired to get into #I just kind of wanted to write all that analysis of liminal spaces and daydreams and then throw in the punchline of like #yeah so this is actually about a hardcore rock band :) #sjdkdfjskfnskgjs #I'm so tired tonight guys. I'm gonna watch an episode of something and go to sleepies #Lu rambles #living in liminalities #music #circa #ALSO in retrospect there was probably a lot of spiritual warfare happening in my life that specific summer. like weird stuff for me #where I had weird physical sensations whenever I would try to fall asleep and stuff??? but I was too young to really #take that into consideration #that summer DID teach me a love for liminality and the good stuff in melancholy though. so it had a purpose of course

[languageroom]

🤷

#just try to find something in my email i dare you #i'm looking for a langblr post that i know i sent to someone #about historical english verbs #it probably came from a twitter thread #it had a punchline #halp