#i had to contribute!

[sedgewick-gayble]

roaring twenties tumblr simulator pt. 2

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men be like "i would never succumb to homosexuality" and then hold a mans face tenderly as he lights his cigarette with his own. okayy pansy we see you

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💄 thewhoringtwenties Follow

art deco more like art dicko! aaaand post

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attended a petting party last saturday and there were no animals not even at all :(

#WHY WOULD THEY CALL IT THAT

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i lov my mother and father so nuch forever i cannot wait to attend my new job at the dubious factory where there have never been any machinery incidents evr before

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Submitted by anonymous.

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thebeesknees Follow reblogged 🔁 jazzcat Follow

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The cocaine in coca-cola just doesnt hit the same anymore....

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OP they took out the cocaine

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY TOOK OUT THE COCAINE

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tumblr heritage post

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Hes so puppycoded

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moonshiningitup Follow reblogged 🔁 moonshiningitup Follow

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The eroticism of the machinery incidents at the dubious factory

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Easy website

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There is a gang war in Chicago. The first gang to get to 100 kills, gets to take over that part of the city. You NEED to be careful, Babe Ruth. You could be at high risk because of your high status. PLEASE be safe, everyone in or around Chicago, and please reblog this to get it to the celebrities in Chicago

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#had so many ideas i needed to share this with the world #1920s #unreality #fake post #fake dashboard #thank you lovely mutuals for ur contributions

[seriesfive]

also i need more deets on the fact that when crowley and aziraphale try to collaborate on even the teeniest tinest miracle together they perform a miracle of intense magnitude that ‘only the mightiest of archangels could’ve performed’ like hi hello??

#like i thought at first that gabriel had contributed but that’s never confirmed and then in ep six crowley says ‘apparently when we perform #miracle together it all goes a bit too well’ #i would like to see more of it please #good omens #j

[artistmarchalius]

Broppy Capture AU, where Branch didn’t confess after World Tour, but a love confession when all hope seems lost is just what they need to free themselves from Velvet and Veneer.

A version without text can be found under the cut.

#dreamworks trolls #trolls fanart #broppy #trolls Poppy #trolls branch #trolls au #trolls band together #tbt #trolls 3 #I was listening to Julie and the Phantoms in the car and had ✨thoughts✨ #someone’s probably already done this but here’s my spin/contribution #broppy capture au #where branch didn’t confess after World Tour and then they get captured by V&V #but when they don’t think they’re going to get another chance to do it they confess #via song obviously #which is Perfect Harmony from Julie and the Phantoms #and their duet breaks the diamond because they’re each other’s family #they’re in love your honor

[faygos]

march eridoodle ♒️

#this is all i got in me rn #but i wanted to contribute so bad #eridan ampora #march eridan #whomstve #classic homestuck #homestuck #i had a dream i was playing harvest moon ds like a week ago #and i dug out my ds and its been all i want to do ever since #art? nah #gotta farm these strawberries

[nosfelixculpa]

[1800s newspaper seller voice]: low quality gifs of some high quality boys smoochin’ come and get ur low quality gifs of some high quality boys

#creations #gifs #tv #shadow and bone #shadow & bone #wesper #jesper fahey #wylan #six of crows #im rly not joking abt the quality;; the last gif especially #u would think since they were outside that it would be lit better #not so #these r not high quality files but i had to contribute #obsessed w/ the run and kiss still #the way jesper Gentlee Holds him(tm) in all of these #understandable hes a very good boye who should be held gentlee #ill remake these when a kind soul directs me to those sweet sweet 1080p files PLEASE

[reigenmylittlemeowmeow]

#reigen #reigen arataka #serizawa #serizawa katsuya #mob psycho 100 #mp100 #idk I felt like I had to do it #enjoy my first and possibly only contribution to this fandom akdkaks #gif

[smokingtomas]

HC: In bed with Bi-Han (NSFW - Female Reader)

Bi-Han is the type of guy who 🧊fucks🧊 and he does it 🧊hard🧊

The first thing he notices in a woman is her ass, and he's the master of his own body. It's not difficult to get him hard if he likes how you look

If you're one of the lucky ones he brings to the nearest motel (he wouldn't bring just anybody to the Lin Kuei Temple), you'd be treated like his plaything only to fulfill his desires and release his stress

Kissing isn't necessary if you're hooking up with him. He doesn't need the attachment

He'd be on the receiving end of the oral sex, but his ego refused to show you any expressions that he enjoys that mouth of yours

His power-hungry and controlling demeanor ooze out in bed. Bi-Han would demand, and you'd have to submit

If he tells you to lie down, lie the fuck down. He wants you to bend over? Flaunt that ass up, sister. He'd do you doggy style, pull your hair up, wrap his fingers around your neck, and he'd want to hear you writhe on his mercy

The louder you are when he's pounding you, the better because it feeds his ego. You'd be rewarded with his raspy voice, saying things like, "You enjoy this, don't you? Now come, come hard for me."

But if Bi-Han is willing to kiss you, boy, you are in big trouble-- his feelings are in play👀

If he's starting to get attached, he'd get jealous easily when another man comes near you, which drives him to be possessive

It translates to how Bi-Han would treat you in bed. He actually would go down on you, worship your body, and would think of your pleasure too

He loves to look at your face when you come, if he's feeling things for you. So, expect a lot of missionary or spooning positions.

And you'd hear things like, "You're mine only. No one else touches this body but me," more often.

Special thanks to @bigtiddymenlover who inspired some of these. Your NSFW alphabet of this sex god is just *chef's kiss*🤌🏻

In bed with Tomas | In bed with Kenshi | In bed with Syzoth | In bed with Kuai Liang

#i think i want to make this a series lol #in bed series #i know there's a lot of sexy hc of bi han out there #but ofc i had to get smth out and contribute to the thirstiness #bcs dont we all want a taste of that popsicle #mortal kombat #bi-han #sub zero #mortal kombat 1 #bi han x reader #sub zero x reader #headcanon #1k

[lazylittledragon]

what do you mean youre technically a detransitioner cause of terf bullshit?

it's a v long story but i detransitioned for a couple of years when i was 16/17, for multiple reasons but mostly because i fell into the blaire white/kalvin garrah chamber of "you have to be This way to be trans otherwise you're not real".

i was already Deeply insecure about myself and my 'passing' and i was led to believe that i couldn't want to wear makeup or skirts, and i couldn't choose not to have bottom surgery, and i couldn't do anything but bind for 12+ hours a day to the point that my ribcage is still misshapen. basically i thought that if i wasn't suffering enough doing 'feminine' things, i couldn't really be trans, so i should just go back to being a girl and suck it up.

the terf bullshit is because i'd seen a lot of terfs/detransitioners talking about the 'dangers' of testosterone and how it would turn me into a horrible ugly evil monster and how there was nothing worse than wanting to be a man. which combined with 'you need to fully medically transition to be valid at all' creates some very dangerous and upsetting feelings to cope with.

it also came from trying really hard to put myself in a little box before i realised that my sexuality/gender are very fluid and it's FINE for me not to have a label and just do whatever i want. when i was 19 or so i went back to using they/them (and eventually he/him) and changed my name again because even though i like doing 'feminine' things, i don't want to be seen as a woman.

tldr: i was conditioned by transphobic/terf rhetorics to think that i was being trans the 'wrong' way so i couldn't be trans at all, so i believed i must actually be a girl if i still wanted to do 'feminine' things. nowadays i am a transmasc who does feminine things because i don't give two shits about what any transmed prick thinks of me anymore.

#ramble #ok to reblog btw i'm fine with this being shared #this was meant to be a short version but this is just the whole story whoops #sorry i realised the way i phrased it sounded like i'm the detrans you see in the news #i'm Technically a detransitioner because a lot of detrans stats are people who go on to RETRANSITION #because detransition is often because of social stigma and not because you realised you weren't trans #so anyway. terfs are cancer and if you don't think their bs is harming children you're wrong #i know it's easy to say 'you should've used your brain and realised those people were wrong' #but like. when you're 16 you're SO impressionable. even if you think you aren't #especially when you're watching people who have been transitioning longer than you and you assume they know everything #i was in my mid-late teens when 'transtrender' videos were MASSIVE and i believed it!!! and i was Not nice about those people #all they made me believe was that being trans couldn't be colourful and comfy and fun. it just had to be Pain #i hope everyone who contributed to the 'you need to be this way to be trans' mindset knows how much hurt they've caused #nowadays i don't care. go and be stargender. we have actual problems to deal with not debates about neopronouns #anyway this was long. that's the story

[lizluzz]

Barely tasted of vanilla if that's any consolation

#our flag means death #ofmd #vanilla extract #my contribution to vanillagate #izzy is not there because he obviously refused to take any part in this ridiculous endeavor #sorry i had a boring hour to pass and this is what happened #it's up to you to decide who honestly chose vanilla extract for yummy cake and who was trolling #lizluz

[dusiashipsthings]

Is this anything?

#listen i just think this meme template is perfect for describing the difference between movie!goldenheart and comic!goldenheart #had fun making it too so #i offer my humble contribution to the nimona fandom #hope this hasn't been done before #nimona #ambrosius goldenloin #ballister boldheart #ballister blackheart #goldenheart #nd stevenson

[trashsketch]

pov you're a bulborb

#my art #pikmin #this is my one contribution to the pikmin fandom #i'm surprised i cant find a version of olimar doing this so i had to make one

[nyancrimew]

That's a really fucked up thing to say. I want to suck Biden's cock. The idea of seeing his wrinkled, drooping foreskin pulse with life as he almost becomes erect in my mouth turns me on so much. The idea of the varicose veins on his thighs pulsing with life as I twirl my fingers in his white pubes makes me want to jump off a building cock first. Biden as a concept, as a human being, deserves worship of the highest order. When I imagine the smell of his balls, I imagine the freezer at the Dairy Queen where I worked every summer of my youth, and the powerful image of my unworthy hands caressing them brings me to tears. I am brought to my knees with love for this man, and the thought of him as an UNWILLING slave of the woke liberal left fills me with rage. Joe, if you're out there, I cannot stand another second apart. Please, Joe, I need to see you. I love you more than words can express. What happened to us? Why won't you look me in the eye in public? I miss you.

ao3 is this way

#nsft #joe biden #smut #i guess #why did u make me tag a joe biden post as smut #this is awesome though i had to post this thank you for your contribution

[dasketcherz]

I live for @glitchpunkz's beckory fics recently like smth in my brain chemicals shifted because of them,,,

#daske art #fnaf #beckory #fnaf gregory #tony becker #detective rabbit #GTY46 #gregtony #five nights at freddy's #fnaf security breach ruin #fnaf sb #fnaf GGY #five nights at freddy's security breach #also hi beckory nation #pls accept my contribution #more is to come i assure you :> #also my first time drawing their take on tony! #he's really cute i had fun tryin him out!

[slotheyes]

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extra:

#naruto #sasuke #gaara #sasunaru #sns #gaanaru #narusasu #gaara vs sasuke pettiness over naruto is my favorite hc so i had to contribute #i hope its not too mean i love gaara i swear #my art #also i u saw this posted the first time no u didnt

[el-im]

some days, I pass right through you. 

#goncharov #al pacino #robert de niro #all art #my not art #i had to contribute something before the ship left port ok #i couldnt let this just PASS

[chelseasdagger]

FAVORITE MOMENTS IN: AMERICAN GIGOLO (2022)

#this is my SUPER late contribution to the bernthirst prompt fest! #i was super busy over that week cause we had so many birthdays over the break 😅 #i have only made one other gifset since getting my new laptop so these might look like shit just bear with me pfff #julian kaye #jon bernthal #american gigolo #jonbernthaledit #dilfsource #bernthirst prompt fest #*mygifs