#i haaaate this family

[lizrdsnot]

my horrible boss’s little gay kid is growing on me like a tumor. god damnit fuck off

#i haaaate this family #but the little boy is just a doll #today hes god bright red eyeglasses #bright red nail polish #a color coordinated vintage sonic cartoon shirt #and he keeps leaving cute cat doodles everywhere #he asks me about my art and is very gentle and polite #fuck you little rich kid stop making me care about you #bloge

[luck-of-the-drawings]

IMAGINE. working at ur stupid uhhh job or whatever. pulling into your drive way and ready to work on some crazy project in your garage. opening the door to the most unfamiliar silence. did your wife and kid leave for something? could you imagine knocking on your kids door, hardly getting an answer, and opening it to find the splattered remains of your wife across his room your child is scared! hes hardly consolable, in a state of shock and terror. you are too, but youre the adult here. you need to take charge. you need to protect him. you need to do something. you need to do something.

#cw gore #jrwi fanart #jrwi show #jrwi prime defenders #jrwi pd spoilers #ashe winters #LOOOORRRD HELP ME THIS IS A YEAR OLD AND I HAAAATE LOOKIN AT IIITTTT ALL I CAN SEE ARE MY MISTAAAKESSS RRAAGHHHGGG ITS FINE THOUGH #ITS FIIIINE ITS ALL FIIIIIIINE!! IM HARSHER ON MY ART THAN ANYONE ELSE ITS FIIIIIINE IIITTSFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINEEEE #ANWYAY SO I THINK ALOT ABOUT THE FACT HE KILLED HIS MOM. FUUUUCKED UP. POOR GUY.. i wish i could learn more about what that day was like #the lil scenario wrote is my own silly little headcanon. but what really happened on that day? was mark there? or did he come home to it? #how violent was it really? was ashe awake the whole time? does he remember exactly how he killed her? does he remember? #who was mrs winters? what was she like? i like to think she was the one that gave ashe the book. taught him what she could before. yknow. #did ashe or mark try to destroy it afterwards? i could imagine mark throwing it into a fire. only for it to reappear with ashe #maybe ashe couldnt destroy it but i could imagine him hiding it. hiding away from it. and yet when we find him he holds it so close #its the only thing he can do! no super powers or anything. this was it. why would he ever throw away the only thing hes good at? #AND GOOD GOD MARK... TURNING TO MERCENARY WORK OVER IT ALL... SELLING HIS SOUL TO A LAbortory that changed him in immense ways #when did it get bad enough for him to start covering his face? what was ashe thinking? he knew his dad was up to something but what? #maRK HAS SUUUCH A CRAZY KILL COUNT TOO. I THINK THE HIGHEST IN THE SERIES IF WE'RE NOT LOOKIN AT THE GODS OR WATEV #MASS MURDER. MAN HAS COMMITTED MASS MURDER AND BROKE OUT OF SUPER VILLAIN PRISON WITH A PEN. MAN BUILDS IRON MAN SUITS IN HIS BASEMENT #OKay okay enough of my ramblin okayokay i just REALLY LOVE THIS SSHHOOOOWWW DUUUDEE EEUUGHTHTHHRHGHGH I LOVE THE WINTERS FAMILY...

[cuddlebugzz]

The regressor urge to go to Buy Buy Baby and just go ham

#listen i don't even need to but anything #i just wanna like. see it all #WAAGH. wagh #i kinda wanna irl cg to do stuff with #i have no doubt my best friends or even my family would be supportive but like #i already have issues pertaining to people not taking me seriously and seeing my as 'innocent' and childish #and like. i don't want this to color their judgement of me #idk abt anyone else but i haaaate it when people point out like 'oooh you like/did that cuz youre agere arent u' #i just find that like. invasive. if i want you to know abt my headspace at a given time i will tell u u don't get to assign that #woof that one makes me mad #anyway sorry that turned venty #negative

[evilrry]

also. can everyone stop pretending they’ve given a single shit about joe & sophie over the last 6 years bc not ONCE did i see y’all talking abt them but all of the sudden you’re experts on their relationship? and you have a masters in celebrity pr????

#i need these tiktok girlies to get a fucking jobbbbbb #those two have been separated for MONTHS this didn’t come out of nowhere #and to be honest none of us ever expected them to last this long to begin with! #they’re both clearly grieving this loss of a partnership but please continue to make content about it so you can rack in a whole $2 from #the tiktok creator fund #also if you’ve paid attention at ALL you’d know sophie fucking haaaates living here and wants to move home and joe simply does not want to #be that far from his family again like it really could all be that simple but none of you have anything going on in your lives so you’re on #tiktok writing fan fiction about a couple with two young girls so you can get a couple clicks and views #i hate that app so bad

[weyrleaders]

“decorated like a wedding cake” what the fuck does this mean im going to destroy you on a molecular level

#i haaaate this specific family their orders are so time-consuming and annoying #they always order iced cookies and i keep begging my managers to let me stop doing iced cookies #because even with a super basic design it take 30-40 minutes for one dozen #and we sell them for $7.99 a doz #it’s a waste of my time and loses the store money #these people always order 3-4 dozen iced cookies at a time minimum #also it’s not even fucking royal icing!!! im putting buttercream on these fuckers!!!!! #they want a full sheet wedding cake and four dozen iced cookies for thursday morning

[chryzure-archive]

if someone finishes reading my chryzure story and thinks, “they should have children” i’ll leap through the page and tear their throat out w my teeth

#memorie.txt #like the whole thing is that chrysi and azure aren’t stable parents at all… they only have nyx in a vv specific subset of a subset of an au #otherwise they are adopting so very many cats and enjoying each other’s company and it is FINE #that’s a happy ending to their story! it’s fulfilling! they’re still hunting ghosts!! the adventure doesn’t stop! #i haaaate forcing characters into a nuclear family setup after a wild fantastical story occurs #maybe it makes sense depending on the character but most of the time… it doesn’t make sense #like it’s so unbelievable. i’ve gotten on my soap box and im forcing you all to listen

[orcelito]

When the babies are hungry, I've caught them every so often bumping their heads against each other in an almost-affectionate way while they beg me for food

It gives me some hope... that maybe... they may yet become friends

#speculation nation #babies as in cats. to reduce confusion. #i took some pictures with both of them and they HAAAATED it. but we didnt have any family pics yet!!! it had to change #i just got home and they want food sooo bad. i'll get there when i get there. #EDIT. IMMEDIATELY AFTER POSTING CASSY WENT AND LICKED TALLY. THIS IS NOT A DRILL #she ran away right after lmao but PROGRESS #she didnt even hit him in response!!! wow

[never-took-a-lesson]

“Here’s an awful moral that I see preached far too often. ‘If you don’t have your family what else do you have?’, ‘family is everything’… now invariably this only means blood family. Because, for some reason, blood relatives are inherently greater than found family, no matter if your blood family are incompetent, or nepotistic, or self serving, or fucking abusive. ‘But they’re your family!’ BAH!! To hell with your blood family. The don’t deserve special treatment without earning it.”

“Your real family is what you make for yourself, not the assholes who happen to share blood with you. …Adoption is a good thing, I swear.”

#ic #not only do i haaaate this in stories in general #but it was absolutely rampant in my main rp haunt many moons ago #so glad found families and not excusing toxic blood family is the norm where i rp now #tw: toxic relationship #tw: toxic family #tw: emotional abuse #tw: abuse #tw: manipulation #you know I’m gay because found family is my shit

[weezeryuri]

GARY I NEED INDUSTRIAL PIERCINGS

#-destroys everything in my vicinity- #my family already HAAAATES my septum ring but i am a being of pure malice

[figgyblossom]

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#everything is making me sooooo irritable today #not even irritable! straight fucking mad!!. just UGH everyhting is causing such big emotional responses that turn towards the negative so fa #st and i fuxking haaaate it #i dont like feeling this way but i am feeling this way and christmas is coming up and im gona be seeing lots of people this wk and traveling #a lot when the ONLY thing i wanna do is be alone in ym house for a minimum of 8 days jesus fuck #the most wonderful time of the year has really changed to be the most emotionally charged and diffucult to manage time of the year #i love my family and friends but i dont want to see ANYONE right now #figgy rambles

[scaredsofmyguitar]

with all peace and love to mike flanagan, I hate midnight mass

#hauntings remain supreme unfortunately #i hate father paul / monsignor pruitt #i haaaate bev #don’t care for leeza or her family #riley is BORING #erin the doctor and the sheriff are the only ones that are even a little compelling #but UGH the goddamn monologues #AND THERE’S SO MUCH BLOOD #why didn’t anyone mention this??? hello?? #jo.txt

[bukuoshin]

I'm gonna be real: probably made too many food miniatures for my niece. But I'm not done yet either.

#rae rants #i finished abt a page of the two pages of foodstuff i wanted to make from clay. i need to buy new supplies to move onto another category tho #ig i could start making mugs and plates and stuff. even tho i haaaate doing those. #cuz. i dont use molds. i dont own resin stuff. or a drimel. everything has to be done by hand and still be uniform. #and when i was a kid i hated that doll plates never has divets. ya know theyre just discs? always hated that. #but now that i make minis like. i understand why. its soooo annoying to make plates. #anyways. i have a mochi icecream tray im using to dry last night's batch. theyll probs be dry tomorrow. but i wanna keep working NOW. #... ig i could eat the last two strawberry mochi and take that tray too. that could work. #anyways 2. i didnt have my dolls eat a lot as a kid. i would have them have like. one meal together a day tho. if i could. tea time maybe. #but it always annoyed me that i only had like. one kind of breakfast for them. #or that i didnt have enough food for the family to have a realistic breakfast. like if one person has pancakes everyone would ya know? #i'll post pics when theyre painted. which is a while away. #and when i finish the project (which probs wont be until xmas) i'll post a bunch of pics on my instagram ig. #cuz this is a project that will be my niece's xmas present eventually.

[fagdykemuppet]

one day ill wake up not wanting to blow my head off. today is not that day

#i haaaate my family

[ingayderzim]

Every time I watch modern family I do genuinely feel like it's 30% funny but then there's 70% of unfunny crap to go through as we cycle through the entire family's various annoying subplots

#i really hate to admit it but i do love cam and mitchell #i dont like their daughter lilys attitude #i do occasionally like yhe old man and sofia Vergara #dont like their son #phil is kinda funny but i haaaate the rest of his family

[dullahandyke]

my god i am THINKING about revenge in blade of the immortal, specifically wrt shira...... manji cut off his arm so he swore revenge and to this end he fucking cut the meat off his severed arm and sharpened the bone and this cutting-away has made him unsteady and when he uses it as a weapon oh it hurts him it hurts so much it blinds him but he has already cut to the bone and it will all be a waste if he does not use this weapon to kill a man who cannot be killed, to gouge his eyes out and cut his limbs off and let them regenerate for the sake of causing him the same suffering that he caused shira (though manji only cut the arm off. shira was the one who shaved it down to the bone and blacked out screaming more times than he could count from the pain of it but he was the one who kept going)

#GOOD FUCKING MANGA CHRIST! #gore #<- feel like i should like for sure tag this right. its about a guy using his arm bones as a sword #also like i cant quite find a way to connect it but like! #anotsu is like a decent fucking guy! hes the enemy not becuase of his ideology but because rin has a personal vendetta against him #and anotsu RAILS against the idea of behind beholden to promises made to older people #hes very 'those dickhead ancestors made this shitty society and the only way we can make things better is to remake it' #which i agree with on principle but also like his aim is Making Men Real Men Again and Making Warriors Cool #but anyway he fucking HAAAATES the idea of being held to something because of your past! #and then he meets with makie again! #and shes like 'i do not want to join the itto-ryo again my father is dead i have no reason to continue oh ive killed people etc' #and then anotsu goes 'well youve come this far you OUGHT to continue on this path you are TOO FAR GONE' #and well isnt that just the same thing hes railing against in a different coat of paint. #makie is still beholden to this lifestyle. but now its because of morals instead of family duties #JUST LIKE! uwah

[pasta-in-the-pudding]

I dont even know if you take reqs like this, but toby with a male reader who just-- casually smokes weed?? I just think it would be funny, feel free to ignore this and

TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF.

Actually, i headcanon some of the creeps to be a casual smoker! (Cough cough BEN cough)

Thank you so much for requesting!!

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Toby x Smoker!Reader

I feel like Toby would have some sort of trauma with the smell of smoke

His mom and dad were heavy smokers, so whenever he smells it he gets nervous and fidgety

But, with his many many years of living at the manor, he has sort of gotten over that specific trigger

Masky and Hoodie smoke, Jeff vapes, BEN smokes, the list goes on and on

And so, he's grown accustomed to it

The first time you smoke his first instinct is to get anxious, but after he takes a second to calm down, he's fine

He asks that you don't smoke in his room because he doesn't want his room to smell like smoke

He likely wont kiss you when you smoke, but he also thinks it would be really hot if you would blow the smoke into his mouth

He's conflicted, really

If you can make cool shapes with your smoke, he will be thoroughly impressed

Sometimes he might even ask you to smoke just so he can see your cool tricks

He's very mezmerized by it

He won't smoke with you, for several reasons

Trauma, and because it hurts his throat

And he haaaates it when his throat hurts

He'd honestly rather chop off a limb than have a sore throat

He also wont smoke because he doesn't want to form an addiction

Addiction very much runs in his family, and addiction is the last thing he needs

All in all, he's fine if you smoke, just remember that he's likely to keep his distance

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