#hyperfarts

[smellystars]

Trailblazing

Credit: @theleomarspt2

“He looks so perfect” I thought to myself as I looked at him

Sebastian and I have become incredibly close over the time I started working in the chemistry department. I was just an undergrad trying to get some experience under my belt and maybe make some money on the side. Sebastian, on the other hand, was a pretty well-rounded PhD student. He was making a good living with his research and teaching, and was pretty well liked within the faculty. And yet, somehow, he decided to ask me out. Of all people that fawned over him this confident stud decided to ask me if I would be down to go on a hike with him.

“how you feelin’?” He asked, the sweat making his biceps glisten.

“Good…” I said, the puffing in my breath betraying and showing how out of shape I truly am.

“Haha wanna rest for a bit?”

I sighed, threw my bag on the ground and proceeded to simply drop onto the floor. After catching my breath and taking a swig of water I took a second to look at the scenery. It was gorgeous, we were not too far from a small stream with a very slow flow.

“Hey, you want to see something cool?” Sebastian asks.

“Sure” I answered. Sebestian’s face lights up with glee as he starts to move towards the stream. Reaching the stream he squats, the water grazing his cheeks. “Ready” he asks with a smile. “Yea……” before I could even finish the word an ear ringing sound exploded from Sebastian.

PPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHRRBBBBBBBTTTTTT

The once slowly moving stream began to fill with bubbles, Sebastian creating his own personal hot tub. Thou a bit away I could feel the vibration of his gas causing small pebbles and stones to jump around. I watched as the stream began to shrink slowly drying out with his minute long quake. The stream now nothing but a barren ditch, no water to be found.

“Did you see that? Impressive right?” Sebastian asked with a hearty smile. I stood up, amazed at what I had just witnessed. “Wow, I’ve never witnessed something like that.” I said. “How can such a hot guy rip ass that strong”, is all I thought to myself as I watch Sebastian flex in the dried stream. He takes a step out raises a leg and let’s rip another loud but shorter fart.

FFFFFFFRRRRRRPPTTT

“Sorry when the gate opens it’s hard to close.”

“Seb how is that possible?”

The proud smirk morphed into a puzzled face at first, but his confidence came back as he smiled.

“You got a superhuman boyfriend, promise I will keep you safe though” He said, with the charming deep voice I was so in love with.

We continued to walk for about 20 minutes, talking about the chemistry department and what each of us were doing in our program. As we walked, Sebastian was ripping burps and farts throughout but seemingly holding back. I am not sure if I should be thankful or not. On the one hand I am in love with how manly he is, his huge biceps, his dark beard, to have a man capable of such destruction was quite a dream when I think about it. And yet, in reality, it was intimidating to think that one fart from him was capable of dying up a creek. Would we be able to share a living space? What if one night he farted strongly enough it shattered the windows? What if nightly the bedsheets flew away from his farts? I guess I was lost in my thoughts and wandered ahead a little bit.

Fffffffffffffaaaaaaaauuuuuuurrrrrppppppppptttttttttt

A loud fart took me out of my trance. I turned to see Sebastian bending over few feet behind me. Though the I turned around within the first few seconds of the fart, Sebastian seemed to want to make it a point how strong he was as he let the fart rip for a little over forty seconds. As the fart went on the leaves behind him were blown, and the pungent smell, something akin to spoiled beans, seemed to envelope us, some birds even beginning to fly away to escape.

“Now don’t go leaving me behind again” He warned with a sweet smile, as he trotted to catch up to me.

He took my hand and said “Hey, I have a little surprise for you. There’s a clearing a bit off the path ahead, we are so close let’s go”.

We walked over about two hundred feet till we reached the clearing. He let go of my hand, threw his backpack on the ground and kneeled. He took a picnic blanket out of his backpack, a couple of beers and he sat down with his muscular legs extended.

“Come on” he said “the ground is comfy I promise”

I followed his lead and laid next to him, he passed me a beer. We started drinking and talking, he would start burping after every swing too, and I think he noticed how excited it got me cause they only started getting louder.

“So…. what’s the surprise?” I asked

“Two in one deal actually” And saying that, he raised his knee to his chest and winked.

PPBBBBPBRRRRBBBTT

“For one I wanna give you a little test you see” He said as his fart made the blanket flutter and the ground shake enough for me to feel it. He proceeds to lead to his left, his round ass facing me now.

BBRPBPBRRBAAPPRTT

“You see you caught my eye since I first saw you walk into the chem department” His fart was strong enough to push back my hair. The smell hit me instantly and I started coughing.

PPPBBPBPBPPB

“I mean look at you pretty boy, you got an angelic face and a cute slender body” Though shorter, this fart packed a punch, enough that it pushed me back a bit. I could also see a cloud of dust and leaves forming as the winds kicked them off the ground. I ended up lying face up, eyes closed at first, but when I opened them I saw Sebastian standing over me. He squats, crotch to bring his face close to mine, a grin drawing across his face.

PPMPMPRRTT

“And I know you like me too, have watched how you watch me” He said flexing. It felt as though I was laying right next to a radiator. “But pretty boys like you can’t handle dating a human with superfarts” He said “You though, you are holding just fine”.

FFPBRRHHTT

He let out one last fart before he stood back up and extended a hand out to me. Coughing, I took it and proceeded to stand up with shaking legs.

“Well you passed your surprise test, and with extra credit too” Said Sebastian as he pointed to my crotch, which betrayed me as it showed my excitement. “So it’s time for your second surprise”. He grabbed my hands into his and looked me in the eyes.

“Know you know what my farts can do….. You still want to go out with me?”

I took a deep breath, his still lingering gas burning my lungs. Through the coughing fit and red eyes I gave my answer.

“Yes. Your volume of gas will take some getting used to but why would I ever give up this opportunity.”

Sebastian brimming with joy, says on thing, “to commemorate this occasion I’ll show you something extra special.” He takes a few steps away and lays on his stomach arching his back, his butt aiming towards to sky.

“I don’t want any clouds, ruining our first pic together.” And with that the loudest and strongest fart I ever experienced erupted out of Sebastian. The trees closest to us bend either their leaves getting ripped off the branches blown in his foul winds. Animals the vacuity scattering from fear of being enveloped by the stink cloud. A force so strong that trees a mile sway from his winds. I look up to see the few clouds in the sky swirly break apart and dissipate into the atmosphere.

Sebastian gets up with a sigh of relief, “ahh, okay let’s take a picture.”

I walk towards him my eyes beginning watering, I steel myself accepting that this is going to be my life from now on. A smile forming on my face. I reach Sebastian and hug him taking a picture in-front of the clear sky.

“I couldn’t be happier”

#male farts #hyperfarts #malehyperfarts #fart story

[downforthegas]

Medusa farting. Hehe big naked cheeks and hyperfarts go brrrr

#eproctophilia #eprocto #fart kink #gas kink #girl fart #farting #monster girl #hyperfarts #hehe im insane

[tsukipifucker]

drunk old men could only dream of achieving a fraction of their fart power. even the smaller and cuter ones could easily knock out someone with a more untrained nose. their poor producers are subjected to Idol Gas™️ every single day. if someone wandering around ensemble square gets a whiff of something particularly foul and sulfuric, these are the culprits.

#enstars #male farts #girl fart #eproctophilia #fart kink #farts #farting #gassy #eprocto #hyperfart

[grossgeck]

I was going through my day normally until I was flashbanged by remembering that this mf canonically k//illed a whole planet with big fart 😭😭💀💀

H//TF really did have more than one impact on my past kid brain huh

#gross ramblings from a geck #eproctophilia #farting #eprocto #gassy #hyperfart

[miasmadelights]

Intro Post

Name's Miasma and I've decided to throw my hat into the ring that is the eproctophilia kink community! It feels like sometimes when it comes to my...ahem...personal tastes, that I can be pretty wholesome and vanilla. The kind of person who blushes real easily over cheesy expressions of love. But there are other times, like right now as I'm writing this, my tastes can get raunchy, and while they too, can be in a wholesome way, other times they can be downright nasty.

Which is why I've decided to start up this blog to share my kink related thoughts, maybe even some kink writings if I feel like it. Just know that I'm a bi woman and enjoy giving and receiving gas, so my content will reflect that.

TURN-ONS: -Farting (of course)

-Sharting

-Farting on Objects/Food

-Hyperfarting

-Face Sitting

-Rimming (so long as there's no shit involved)

-Spanking

-Ass Worship / Sniffing

-Monsterfucker

-Robotfucker

-Dirty Talk

-Hypnosis

-Masturbation/Mutual Masturbation

-Cunnilingus

-Tentacles

-Creampies

-Wearing a partner's undergarments (especially if they've been farting in them)

-Crossdressing

-Transformation

I'm sure there's some I've missed, but that's all I can think of at the moment. Maybe I'll add a turn-offs to this post some other time.

#farting #farts #eproctophilia #eprocto #fart kink #justmiasmamusings

[gl1tchygreml1n]

Hyperfart 💨💨💨💨💨💨💨😈😈😈😈🤭🤭🤭🤭💩💩💩

[bestofgumroad]

#gumroad #wtf is this #weird stuff #humans are crazy #constipation

[imbeingforcedtodothisnonotreally]

CALLING ALL FARTMASTERS!!! to all of you guys who fart lots and lots fart all day BUT DO NOT have an intolerance tell me one thing. my brother is running out of gas for his little slave. i need to know what do you guys do to make yourselves so gassy.

#fart kink #gay fart #gay #farting #fart #eproctophilia #hugefarts #gassy #male fart #gassy farts #majorfart #flatulence #farting24/7 #fart slave #farts #hyperfarts

[smellystars]

A little lactose

You are a regular at this small boba shop. You go at least three times a week to feed your sugar addiction but also to enjoy the view of this hot guy that’s always there. This day was no different and other, you walk in order your boba and wait on the side. As you’re just scrolling on your phone the same hot guy walks up to the counter orders and stands to the side as well. You can help but stare at until you make eye contact and he flashes you a smile that gets your heart racing.

Your order was soon called, you get it from the counter and walk to a seat to enjoy your drink. Not too long after you hear the man’s order called, “boba for Kou!” the service says. His name is Kou, you thought to your eyes following him as he walks to a bench at the front of the store, sits and begins to sipping his drink. After a few sips you see Kou looking confused at his drink and asks the employee if he had put milk in his boba to which the employee apologizes and ask if he would like a refund. Kou then says no as he continues to soo his drink with a very mischievous grin on his face. You wonder why his is grinning until a horrible smell invades your nostrils. “What is that smell? “ is all you hear the other patrons asking as it wafts throughout the whole shop. Some gagging, others coughing uncontrollably. The employee at the counter went into the back to escape the horrid odor but it was everywhere. You look back at Kou still sitting in the same position still sipping his drink trying not to laugh. “How can he continue to drink during all of this?”was all you thought until you heard a light constant hiss coming from his direction.

Hhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssssss

You just started as that constant hissing kept going for three minutes uninterrupted. Then a loud growl was heard. “Damn thought I could keep them silent, oh well” Kou says as he leans to the side.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

A tsunami of gas exits Kou’s ass, filling the already rotten shop with a smell that could rival multiple sewage plants. His shorts burned leaving his ass now exposed. You watched as the people already coughing and having pass out from the lack of fresh air. The plants in the shop wilt, the bench Kou sitting on turning black, burning from the extreme heat leaving his ass. The intense heat cracking the windows as the horrible gas seeped through the cracks making its way into the surrounding area. You continue watching, you eyes turning red and watering from the hurricane Kou kept unleashing.

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Kou’s 10 minute storm has come to an end. The people in the shop unconscious, plants wilted, napkins and the bench burned to a crisp. Kou stands up, wafting the back of his pants, “damn another pair of shorts ruined.” You continue to stare slack jawed at what the hottest man you’ve ever seen has done. Kou walks up to you wearing that same charming smile that had your heart skip a beat and says, “happy you didn’t faint, I had my eye on you for a bit”. You didn’t answer and just continued staring, Kou grabs your phone and puts his number in . Afterwards walking out the door, down the street seeing the aftermath. Many people further into the city passed out in the streets, trees and plants completely dead. Not even animals were safe as they are on the floor unconscious. You walk out the shop to watch Kou strutting down the street each cheeks jiggling with every step, proud of his little accident.

#male farts #hyperfarts #malehyperfarts #fart story

[downforthegas]

POV: Wa//lly Dar//ling comes to you for relief (Cw: Farts, lap farts, slight hyperfarts, slight scat) Note: This is a little self-indulgent 🍎💨🚽🧻

"Neighbor? Are you there?"

You open the door and see him, his little 3 foot figure, now with a belly that strains the buttons on his cardigan.

"I need some help. I think I ate something bad." He pulls his top up to reveal his little yellow pot belly. I long, low gurgle emitted from it.

*Blbrrt!* "Ah!" It seemed like the small fart caught the puppet by surprise. "Could you help me?"

You lead him to your bed and helped him lie down, trying not to jostle his belly too much. You unbuttoned his cardigan, then his button-up shirt. You noticed his rainbow pants were straining against his poor stomach and unzipped them. Wally sighed in delight.

"Thank you, neighbor."

You sat him on your lap, his back to your chest, as you continued to knead into his soft, felt belly. You felt every little bubble shift and move around, moving into his colon before another *Blllbbbrrrrrrttt!* vibrated against your thighs.

"*Sigh* Excuse me." The smell filled your senses. It was a gross garbagy scent that smelled vaguely of apples. It wasn't too stinky, but just stinky enough to know it was a fart. You asked him what he ate to make him to gassy.

"Um..." Wally seemed hesitant to say. "I got into Howdy's apple display when he wasn't there. And I might've over did it. I hope he's not mad that all the apples are gone. Ha. Ha. Ha." You teased him about being greedy and eating so many apples. Wally just blushed.

"I couldn't help myself," Wally said before leaning forward to rip a *Ppppffffrrrrrtttt!* on you. If sounded quiet in the beginning before rumbling softly.

As much as Wally's farts felt great on your lap, you wanted Wally to find a relief a little faster. You picked him up, lied him on your bed, and pushed his knees to his chest. A bubbly *BBBRRBBBRRRRRTTT!* roared loudly against his pants which were tight against his butt in that position. Wa//lly sighed deeply. "Oh that felt amazing. Let's do some more poses."

You picked him up and pressed his tummy against a table in the room, with your crotch against his butt. He pushed out three short *BRRT!* PLRRRT!* *BBBBRRRT!* against you.

You thought it was good to have him do some exercise. You helped him do sit-ups, crouching in front of his feet, so anytime he farted, it would hit your face. And with every sit-up he did, *Brrt!* "Sigh" *Flrrt!* "Sigh" *Toot!* "Sigh" and your smile grew big with each one.

After the sit-ups, you figured he should do something more relaxing. You had him positioned where his head was on the ground and his butt was pointing in the air. As soon as he did this, he felt a ton of pressure bubble into his colon. He pushed and *BPPBRLLBBFLLLFBFBRRRRRRTTTTTT!!!!* You don't know how such a loud, ground-shaking fart could come from such a little peanut. "Oh sorry, neighbor." *BLLBBBRRRRLLLBBBBTRRRRR!!!* Another one and your house was really starting to smell. Why were these farts smelling worse than before. "Ha. Ha. Ha. These toots sound a lot like Barnaby's." He pushed once more and *SPPLRRRSHHHRRT!* "Ah." You noticed a visible wet spot on the seat of his pants. He stood up quickly and held his hands over his butt, orange blush covering his whole face.

"Um... could I use your bathroom, neighbor?" You showed him where it was and he went inside to hopefully get rid of all his tummy problems (and maybe clean up). You sat down for a moment and basked in the wonderful, stinky apple smell surrounding your house. You inhaled it from the spot Wally last was when you heard his voice ring out.

"Um, neighbor?" Wally peaked his head out from the door, the flush still covering his face (and no flush from the toilet yet). "I have a big mess to clean up... and there's no toilet paper... do you have any more." You looked around and found a roll of toilet paper, and quickly ran back to the bathroom to your little smelly prince. And made yourself welcome to entering the bathroom to help him clean up. It's the least you could do for getting all that nasty gas out of him. Alternatively, instead of paper, you use an article of your own clothing.

~

This was in the drafts since last year...

#eproctophilia #eprocto #fart kink #gas kink #farting #coprophilia #scat kink #belly pain #belly rubs #belly ache #bloated belly #bloated stomach #gassy guy #gassy belly #gassy farts #playfellowxxx #gassyfellowxxx #for real I would wipe him with my shirt #just so I can smell it whenever i want heheheheh

[thing6969]

Damn

Girl I can’t get enough of that one office worker hyperfart prompt. Like that imagine with some guy sitting at his desk trying to hold in all his gas, trying to keep up a professional image. While his gas just builds up and up. Holy fuck. That’s hot. I NEED more office worker fart fetish prompts Tumblr please im manifesting them into existance

#eproctophilia #hyperfart

[btaghas]

i need some help. i’m obsessed with farting on people. especially fart slaves. but, i need a way to make myself so gassy i‘ll be farting all day. can someone help me out with this. i almost never fart anymore and it’s really sad.

#fart kink #gay fart #male fart #fart slave #kinky boy #gayhot #steamy #fart #hyperfart

[tsukipifucker]

character: mika kagehira

hyperfarts? hyperfarts. mika's destructive gas has definitely caused some damage. you mean to tell me that mika hasn't gotten so nervous before a valkyrie live that he farted away the lights? or let one go and caused most of the audience to pass out instantly? mika hasn't covered ensemble square in a toxic fog of gas from an upset stomach before? I'm calling bullshit on that.

#enstars #eproctophilia #fart kink #farts #farting #eprocto #male farts #gassy #hyperfart

[ithisatanytime]

(shy)

#SoundCloud #music #shy #scfirst #hyperpoop #hyperfart #hyperpop

[imagineyourgassyotp2]

Imagine your fave is prone to some really nasty hyperfarts. They can clear rooms and shake furniture with their gas, and that's on a good day. Today is not a good day. Their room is right next to yours, and they've been ripping well over a minute long braps (sometimes reaching up to ten minutes) all morning. You can hear (and smell) their gas from any part of the house, and you swear they're shaking the walls with the force. You're absolutely loving getting to hear their sighs and moans of relief, along with experiencing the sounds and smells of their horrible gas, but it only gets better as your fave drags themself into your room, whining and begging for a belly rub. You, of course, agree, and they sit down on your lap, ripping farts that shake your entire bed, basically becoming a human vibrator, all while you massage their tummy and help them get sweet relief from the overwhelming amount of gas they have.

#imagineyourgassyotp #imagine #sfw #otp #eproctophilia #submission

[erogenousempress]

Hyperfarts need to get touched on more. The raw potential is there I mean imagine:Someone (Maybe an unusual gassy office worker or An office administrator that has an unusual stomach bug) dropping a huge pent up fart clearing out a whole office building.

Nobody knows what’s going on, but all they hear a deep rumbling sound that sounds like a thousand lower pitched tubas playing at once which makes everyone in the building confused and probably chalking it up to construction until the smell starts to invade and suddenly everyone is reeling back and trying to escape.

OR someone has to pitch a company idea and since they’re nervous, their stomach starts to bubble. they try to hold it in as much as they can until they can’t anymore and release the most nastiest fart ever heard by anyone in the meeting room with the fart bubbling out of them and completely filling the room. As much as they want to stop, they just can’t and at this point the employee doesn’t want to because it feels too good to them, so much to the point that they even start to push harder to get it all out, much to the other employees and the boss’s dismay as they choke on the methane being released.

(Bonus)

After the fart ends (and everyone in that conference room is passed out) the employee is hit with another cramp as another long bubbly fart comes out of them as they start to take a nasty shit in their tight office pants.

#eproctophilia #eprocto #Dirty Décrets #No I will not stop making office fart kink scenarios anytime sooner😠