#how to make an omelette

[inthekitchenwithmatt]

How to Make an Omelette | Super Easy Recipe

#youtube #how to make an omelette #omelet #homemade omelet #homemade omelette

[recursive360]

🗽| Great Day for America!!!🦅

#cheeky monkey #craig ferguson #funny #lol #late night #late late show #Insomnia #insomniac theatre #insomniac #tom snyder #punk rock #punk #geoff peterson #balls #the sex pistols #high tech low life #that guy sucks #omelette #how to make an omelette

[cuubism]

saw a post the other day, can't remember if it was tumblr or reddit, but it was like 'picky eaters are always characterized as only eating fries and chicken nuggets. what about us picky eaters who only like things like sushi and tiramisu, we exist'

anyway that's human dream

#'hob did you get the--' 'the yogurt brand that's inexplicably 15 times more expensive than any other? yeah i did' #'yes i made your omelette with the 30$/pound truffle cheese. i'm aware you won't eat it with any other' #he likes high quality ingredients and does not like things that feel 'heavy' or have a lot of grease or lots of simple carbs #probably doesn't eat much meat either. these are my headcanons #hob's grocery cart is all organic fruit imported dark chocolate and That One Sorbet that's 10$ a pint #'here's your locally grown organic lychees My Liege' #don't ask how hob obtained such a thing in england XD #he had to learn how to make thai food at home bc keeping dream in stir fried basil (from That One Five Star Authentic (tm) Restaurant that' #40$ a plate) was getting expensive #it does help that dream is more willing to expand his horizons if it's something hob made #dreamling #dreamling headcanons

[rabbithaver]

he really is the cutest and deadliest little bastard to walk the earth huh?

#silver the hedgehog #project 06 #sonic the hedgehog #he is so fuckign cute i wanna take him to mcdonalds. i wanna help him with his homework. i wanna teach him how to make an omelette #i wanna be his dad SO BADLY he deserves a normal and stress-free life #rabbit.txt #screenshot courtesy of @saturnw0lf THANK U SATURN UR MY HERO

[outislovescomics]

sorry you're not getting any intelligent thoughts out of me for the next 7-12 hours

#x-force spoilers #wednesday spoilers #see the mistake you're making Sage is that you're forgetting Hank is a Big Dumb Lovey Dovey Bastard With A Crush On A C-List Actor #and when he thinks of Simon I believe his brain turns into a pecan #I like how Beast 2 is having a gay little reunion while Beast Prime is making like. a black hole nuke gun. im not even surprised #truly my reaction to Beast Prime's Deep Sea Expedition was 'yeah sure man 👍🏻' before looking back at the Wonderbeast MANSDMAND #One of them is in Cali For Love one of them is in Cali For Evil. you are not the same. #its easier to cope w/ the character assassination that's happened over the last Billion Years #when I know he's about to be folded like an omelette. Hope Has Returned. #if All This (tm) is what it takes for Hank and Si to finally fuck nasty style. then by God I'll take it 🫡 KANSDAMND #ANYWAYS IM RAMBLING BUT. Y'ALL. Y'ALL. WE'RE SO BACK

[fisheito]

🥚

#one time after grandma pries yet another aggressive animal off of him #yakumo panics because he doesn't remember the words for thank you and he can't lay an egg #so he stands there frozen and flustered unable to express appreciation #and in that moment grandma just laughs softly and pats him like “don't worry i know what you're trying to say” #on the grown up yaku side of things...i don't know how we always end up here #*gestures at eggs* #idk maybe when he feels that his verbal thanks and other acts of reciprocity aren't enough #he subconsciously resorts to making an omelette for the person he's indebted to LOL #reptilian cortex: you know what this situation needs? more eggs #yakumo #the tags tho

[shadowcutie]

Oh, come on. Let it hurt.

#baldur's gate 3 #video games #Baldur's Gate 3 spoilers #I finally beat the game... I almost don't even want to play the non-ascendant Astarion romance because... look at this... #This arc and scene in particular feels like it was tailor made just for me #They know exactly what makes me go crazy lmao #how tf are people considering this the bad ending? sure... he becomes a little toxic and maybe there was some consequences for the ritual.. #you gotta crack a few eggs for an omelette or whatever. all I'm saying is that my evil Tav is more than happy to be his dark consort spawn #My stuff

[jouyato]

ratatouille pig

also bonus kuuno doodle while im here lol

#CUNO STOP HES BALDING #CUNO NO #cuno owns his pig and has full (literal) control over his body hairline included #kuuno de ruyter #cuno #Disco Elysium #harry du bois #harrier du bois #fuck idk how to tag #also the extra doodle's bc i read (aged up) cuno making an omelette for haz in hit DE fanfic The Dog Untrained #truly the peak of DE literature imo #anyways tags are getting long i love kuuno de ruyter that is all #my art

[distinguished-slacker]

A quick early Halloween Mitsuba drawing I made <3

#early bc now I have to focus on making as many fanarts for the gureshin week as possible #after what she did to that omelette and her exam paper I believe she has a talent for setting things on fire #it’s my hc #mitsu with braids? #I am still upset about how last year mitsu yoichi and kimizuki didn’t get any halloween chibis #even though some secondary characters got ones #the audacity #anyways mitsu squishy cheeks supremacy👌✨ #owari no seraph #seraph of the end #mitsuba sanguu #mitsuba sangu #slacky’s art

[laomelettedufromage]

While I didn’t have time to make them before Mid-Autumn festival, I made mooncakes for the first time this weekend and they’re so damn pretty I could literally just sit and stare at them.

#they bring me immense joy #now hopefully they also taste good😅 won’t know until Wednesday since they need to sit for two days #I’ll try to take pictures when they’re ready for munching #the won’t be the normal golden brown color since I did some substitutions #but they’re still very pretty #little nervous for how my baking of them went though #I kinda fucked up the wrapper I think?? I was having a hard time getting it to the right consistency #and also baking here at high elevation is always weird because sometimes things bake in the time they should #and sometimes they don’t #or I can’t tell #so hopefully I didn’t overtake them either😅😅😅 #I bought the lotus seed paste although I really wanted to hand make it #but I knew realistically I didn’t really have the time so I made myself just buy it lmao #it was also a bit of an adventure trying to find the salted egg yolks but we got them #anyways basically they’re very pretty and looking at them makes me so happy #by yours truly the omelette of cheese #mid autumn festival #mooncakes

[futuzucooking]

Super Fluffy Souffle Omelette Recipe | Asmr

#youtube #how to make #souffle omelette #egg recipe #egg recipes #fluffy omelette japanese #super fluffy souffle omelette #asmr #souffleomelet #eggrecipe #breakfastrecipe #계란요리 #간단요리 #souffle-omelett #easybreakfast #futuzu #souffleomelette #souffléomelette #omelettesoufflée #Fluffy Souffle Omelette #Recipe #Gone Viral #2024 #Cooking #Breakfast #How To #Easy #Delicious #Trending #Food

[bleaksqueak]

This is one of those days when my hands have fought me tooth and nail about not wanting to draw anything without having to Earn It

Too many stiff figures, wonky lines and "What do you look like, again?? I know I've drawn you a million times, but the sponge that lives in my skull went on vacation, so help me out here"

#It's a euphemism but that first statement does heavily imply my hands have teeth #Please don't tell anyone about my terrible frondlechomper secrets #I'm sorry audric ilu a lot I'll remember how to draw you later #enjoy your ten minutes of peace with those flapjacks or whatever you're making #Omelette maybe #whatever it is I wish you the best while you can enjoy it

[cannibalisticskittles]

amity's got resting :3 face so she looks extremely approachable and friendly at nearly all times -- and she is! but at any given moment there's the real possibility that she's contemplating how practical murder is in a given situation, which is perhaps not what one would expect from her general countenance

but to be fair to her, murder might not be the most pleasant of topics but it can lead to some wonderful outcomes! yes, the person who might get murdered will be distressed about their own murder, but all the people they fucked over and hurt will be overjoyed! isn't that something to smile at? :)

#it's possibly even resting 83 face in new environments where she's Filled With Wonder even when relatively calm. #amity IS my wide-eyed idealist #it's just that a wide-eyed idealist in faerûn knows how the world works #can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs after all #amity tag

[mermaidsirennikita]

k but as an avid The Duke Gets Even stan, I'm very excited to read Diana Quincy's The Duke gets Desperate, not just because of the similarities between the titles but the fact that it also features a flop duke who finds out he's actually, COMPLETELY BROKE, and that his father disentailed him and left the estate to his stepmother, who then DIES MYSTERIOUSLY and leaves it to her cousin, who is HOT and he wants to bONE, but what if he's A MURDERER

(obviously he's not a murder he just wants to fuck his sexy step-cousin)

like, I just think the concept of "a) I'm a duke b) I'm useless c) but I will make you come so hard you cry" is one of the better trends in historical romance as of late

#romance novel blogging #like lockwood is broke #the duke of clayborn is [muffled noise] #i don't think either of them can like. make a decent omelette #but they both know where the g spot is and how to work it #so really it's fine

[cryptojuice]

take this with a grain of extremely drunk but at this point I'm my journey? now? I'm like literally the idealest person in the world and I think everyone else has something wrong with them

#is it autism? is that why people don't just fuckin communicate with me? #my autistic superpower is im TOO GOOD at communicating and everyone else is behind me. #im already in the 'so how do we meet our needs' stage when other people are in the avoidance stage or the self awareness stage #idk. idk. fuckin tired of it #tired of games tired of excuses tired of IMMATURITY #tired of being more grown than people in their mid 30s. tired of being more grown than my parents in their mid 50s #tired of being the ONLY person i know ACTIVELY working on their flaws and making progress #maybe others are just working on things i dont notice and maybe others dont notice what im doing. but idk. people have seemed to notice. #is it because im becoming buddhist? am i like more fucking enlightened or something? #i would hope that wouldn't be the only thing causing such a disconnect cause that sounds fucking pretentious #im drunk cause i was upset. remember yhis if you're reading these tags #im not upset anymore cause i got drunk. and made a really good omelette #but yeah i feel so different from other people. so much better and also so much worse. hashtag paradox #best communicator deepest thinker most compassionate soul. also most horrible awful sinner #↑obsessed with the concept of sin in a fascinating way for someone who doesn't Believe in it #yes im a sinner yes im a real sex demon from hell no hell doesnt exist yes reincarnation is real yes i am buddhist yes i believe in ghosts. #i contain multitudes #anyways #i was supposed to *** ** ***** *** today and i didn't so I got grumpy i guess #i really need to practice the principles of detachment #I've gotten a lot better at patience and calm and meditation but i still care so much about inconsequential shit. enough to drink it away i #i should sleep i was trying to fix my sleep schedule the last two nights #but i don't want to. i want to drink and have fun and maybe cry #we'll see #doubt anyone is gonna read this it's mostly for me #gonna tag this #therapy #so i can find it if i need it #i just miss my girlfriend man. but she stood me up again without a word and it's disrespectful #and i know I'm gonna forgive her

[boinurmom13]

him…,…❤️❤️❤️

procrastinatimg schoolwork to draw him

anyways honky tonky high attitude country girl x annoying oversharing total nerd guy (jo x jadu)

who wears the pants in this relation i rly wonder….

#its jo. #art #stardew valley #stardew valley expanded #sdv mods #sve #sdv #sve jadu #jadu sve #jadu stardew valley expanded #i cant get over him #hes so great #i also rly love mischaracterizing him #but i genuinely think hed get all excited and talkative with someone he crushes on #just cuz yk #jo tells him to shut up 24/7 amd he doesnt #theres so much information she needs to know #like the exact calculation snd formula to turn celsius to farenheit #and how to make the perfect omelette #ans what hotdogs are rly made of #and the capital of turkey #jadu prolly knows a lot of random trivia #for no reason either #he knows everything and also nothing