#how did they not foresee it

[xceanlynx]

Ok but how am I gonna put Cherry Magic TH up to date now???

#gmmtv when I catch you #how did they not foresee it #omg

[squidwithelbows]

Underrated character growth throughout the sellswords trilogy is Artemis becoming weirdly smug about his unrequested makeover as soon as he can use it to be condescending at people he doesn't like.

#legend of drizzt #artemis entreri #jarlaxle baenre #these are both actual scenes from empty joys and road of the patriarch #that live rent free in my brain #paraphrased ofc #but yeah I’m a bit obsessed with these two clowns and their roommate era #I’m reading book 23 now (omg) and I miss it #did anyone foresee my getting consumed by this nearly 40 book long D&D novel series on their 2024 bingo?? #I didn’t either! but here we are! #I still don’t quite know how to draw these characters #but I had a sudden urgent need to start making dumb art about them #arrrt #booksss #'mine'

[akiacia]

the things that come back

#akia art #olba #baxter ward #olba mc #more cheesy tastes 🤣 reconciliation or catharsis or smth #for context maggie did the (stay in touch and split 'amicably')! #ik the nuances are too granular to account for ingame but it would've been fun to see reflective dialogue from the mc :< #i find the interaction btwn culpability/agency in this dlc fascinating #baxter blames himself for everything out of self-hatred but also to control the situation in a way that gives it Knowable Dimensions #smth smth fearing the ocean bc there's a beginning but no foreseeable end #how fitting for him to feature in a game titled 'beginning and always' #hope i haven't totally bungled him tho LOL #back to goofy stuff now that i've gotten All This out of my system 🤣

[youredreamingofroo]

The Sheep in Wolf's Clothing Onia Dhithos - -

"I will pull at my horns and bruise my flesh until I am born anew, my chest is too warm, I spew warm honey where I want muck. tar. I want to bear the teeth that my father and mother bore. These teeth are not sufficient. I want a bite, and I want it to be more than my words. I want to bite. I want to be the Wolf."

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[ Alt. ver. under the cut ] B/As

#TheWolf:OniaD* #Sheep:OniaD #ts4 #ts4 render #ts4 simblr #sims 4 #sims 4 simblr #sims 4 render #simblr #render #blender render #idk i forgot how this whole tagging system thing works with original content LMFKDSJH its been a hot minute #uhhhhmmmmm yea eat up i guess. Onia Dhithos introduction. Ive been wanting to introduce her for a longgg time but #never had a render idea for her (or at least I did but it never looked good shdghs) #also if u cant tell (prolly cant) shes literally bent backwards upside down in the first/last pose AHGSHA so yea shes in a freak ass pose r #Onia is def one of my favs but is criminally underrated/not talked abt enough (which is my fault LMFAOOO) #welp time to go back into creative hibernation for the next *checks watch* foreseeable future #I WAS gna try and do something else but google drive fucking hates me >:T #this is def gna flop but whatevs SJHGDHSJ its kinda cringe and simple anyways but i. love Onia. so its worth it. ig? 😭

[redrobin-detective]

Been thinking of an AU on and off for a few days (after consuming a few dozen sad boy Tim fics because yassss) where once Bruce is stabilized as Batman, when he’s back on better terms with Dick and the League, Tim looks around and is like “Yup, I did my job. Catch you guys later.” And just walks back to Drake Manor.

There’s something sad and yet blindingly, ironically hilarious about Tim choosing to walk out of the Batfam without any real fanfare. Bruce is waiting for Tim to patrol, walks over and Tim is like “bro I was just the temp you needed to get your shit together. You’re well enough to find a long term investment orphan.” and Bruce is just boggled, uncomfortable and very stressed.

Queue everyone trying to pssp pssp pssp Tim back into being Robin and Tim is like “No, no, this is a great opportunity for Bruce to find himself a real child and partner.” I always want to emphasize Tim is also doing reckless and weird shit on his own, he’s definitely going back to his stalker tendencies, taking pictures of crime for evidence then stopping it. Just not as Robin. But he’s very much pretending to be a normal little boy to everyone. 

The Bats are stressing because Tim won’t come home. I want Tim coming back over to Wayne Manor like a frustrated lawyer on OT helping Bruce to pick out a suitable orphan. I want the Titans to shrug and just start hanging out with Tim outside of the costume in increasingly more harrowing incidents that basically are hero missions but they claim are just “normal teen activities”. Jason and later Damian come into the picture and are mad at Tim who, meanwhile, is very insistent that the Waynes didn’t even like him and he wasn’t supposed to be Robin. Jay is looking at B like “what the fuck did you do to this kid?” and Bruce is fighting off a headache saying “Nothing, he came like this”

#depending on my mood this au is either sad or funny #I'm feeling funny at the moment #but the sadness also appeals to me #of Tim foreseeing how things will end and choosing to leave before hes left behind #he would do his own thing but he refuses to let himself become attached to robin or the waynes #(lets just pretend either the drakes are alive and off traveling or tim did his fake uncle deal) #I like the idea of putting the shoe on the other foot #of B and Dick and Alf and everyone having to prove to Tim that hes wanted #of them knocking on his door and him telling them to go away #also there's something about Tim trying to pick out a new Robin for B... burns #he advocates hard for Steph because she deserves it and does eventually become robin #but bruce is alos losing his mind bc he just decided he loved the kid and now hes gone #it really would affect his relationship with Jay and Dami down the road

[dipplinduo]

So....TTPD is out.

...how in danger are we?

Yes. ✌️🤍

#some updates are spared #others are not #laughing in S&S D #laughing in DIOH #laughing in angst #laughing in MY PEN IS CHARGED BRUH #little did you know your home's only really just a town you're just a guest in #the voices in his head called the rain to end our days of wild #pulled him in tighter rach time he was driftin' away my spine split from carrying us up this hill #stitches come undone #i can fix him no really i can #trust me i can handle me a dangerous man #say it once again with feeling #how the death rattle breathing #silienced as the soul was leaving #old habits die screaming #So I leap from the gallows and I levitate down your street #Is it a wonder I broke? #change the prophecy #cards on the table mine play out like fools in a fable #theres so much more LMAOOO #do with those as you will #my fics #I am also debating writing an absolutely devestating oneshot just because I can #this album is lowkey my personality for the foreseeable future thanks taylor swift #you neVER MISS

[delkios]

Still can't get over the fact that after a year (two?) with the Empire, Scorch makes commander while Boss led one of the top commando squads for three years with the Republic and never got promoted passed sergeant.

#republic commando #honestly i've got an entire headcanon regarding commandos' lack of upward mobility in the ranks #originally they were organized to serve directly under the jedi and commanders would exist in a parallel hierarchy to infantry #which they still did mostly #but after losing half their number on geonosis and realizing the jedi didn't know what to do with them they had a massive restructuring #only a couple divisions- like kenobi's -got commando squads but to ensure they were deployed properly they needed their own officers #so clones like gregor were taken from the command track and crosstrained as commandos #i imagine first gen commandos have very mixed feelings about this because suddenly outsiders are in charge of them? #and scorch and fixer and sev resent it because on one hand boss was absolutely wasted as a sergeant #on the other hand they looked at a fucking alpha-arc-desk-jockey captain maze and knew boss would be even more wasted off the field #trying to imagine scorch's reaction to his meteoric rise in rank suddenly leading hundreds of commandos and TKs and no foreseeable fieldwor #'no! how could they do this to me the great and loveable scorch!' #sev would find it hilarious that they gave scorch that much responsibility but also #he went mia as a private and now the others are all officers what the fuck #probably would've been more hilarious if scorch hadn't already been on the verge of snapping from ptsd and having abandoned a brother #and knowing fixer and boss are held hostage to keep him in line just as he knows he's a hostage to keep them in line (headcanon) #these tags are now novels #i just have a lot of thoughts about commandos okay?

[faksyan]

I love how cartoonish ofmd is I love how silly it is I love it's symbolism I love how it talks about trauma and feelings and the inherent kindness of people and how good and hopeful it makes you feel. I missed this damn show so much

#ofmd #our flag means death #I did want to write this all in caps to convey how I'm feeling but decided not to #but I am in fact internally screaming about the pirate show for now and the foreseeable future #I feel a possible in-debth analysis incoming but I probably should hold off until more episodes come out #pirate show. good. #faksyan talks

[johnny-depplyloveyou]

I know there are many bad takes about Gale on this site, but the worst takes I’ve seen on another social media site in another language are much more abhorrent than anything here tbh, the recent one I’ve seen even gets some popularity among his “fans”... They were basically saying it’s Mystra who make him the humble man he is now, without her influence on him he would be as egotistical as in his god ending, and more than a hundred of reblogs are all thanking Mystra for “training her lapdog so well” for them🤢

Did we even play the same game? Isn’t his god ending a direct result of Mystra making him think he will never be enough as he is, and he can only find his self-worth through gaining more power? Didn’t Tara say he’s not himself anymore and she would no longer be his companion in his god ending, she knew him long before Mystra made him her chosen, he was powerful enough before his relationship with Mystra, if he’s anything like god!Gale at the time wouldn’t Tara just leave him? I’d imagine he would have been more confident and had a more stable self-image if Mystra had never contacted him, therefore he didn’t even need the Gale of Waterdeep persona. He would always have been Gale Dekarios in that timeline. And people glorifying Mystra’s grooming and abuse towards him and unironically calling him “her lapdog” is just... I have no words. But what do you expect from an online space that’s infested with terfs and radfems? They just won’t recognize or acknowledge any abuse from women towards men...

#rant #cw: grooming #cw: abuse #fandom critical #and I lost count of how many takes calling him an abled person on that site #they were like #I don't care that he’s suicidal depressed autistic and chronically ill #compared to a certain elf he’s an abled person and trauma-free! #yikes zero awareness of their own ableism #fuck mystra #don't want to put this in his main tags #I didn’t mean to say that every person who praised mystra here is a radfem/terf #but most people there do share essentialist view about gender and sex #they are very hostile to queer men in fandoms as well #there are anon confession blogs and most of them are males dni #and there’s almost zero content of wyll in the fandom there #racism here is already bad but it’s much worse there and no one talk about it #they liked it when larian made gale doesn’t leave when you denied him medicine #they liked it when they removed the persuasion check in the drow twins scene #it’s kind of a power trip to them #they liked it when they can bully a man they claimed to love and face no consequences #it’s not d/s it’s downright abusive #they’re really saying mystra did nothing wrong in another garbage take #they’re going to excuse a god who sexually exploited a mortal like a tool and then cast him aside because a honest mistake he made #which the said god could easily prevent it by telling him the knowledge he didn’t have about the true nature of the orb #then tell him to kill himself for forgiveness when the god can foresee the outcome which would be unleashing a illithid infestation #the power inbanlance between them is so enormous that no real life situation can be compared to it #he literally can’t say no in that relationship #they’re going to excuse all these just because the god is female presenting #women can’t cause serious harm as men do isn’t a feminist stance at all as they think

[boyhaunts]

basil: okay but if i cover up mari's death as a suicide no one will ever ever ever know

the coroner not even a day later: .

#that coroner must have been like. 😐 um. well actually. #likeeee sunny's parents were almost certainly put under investigation for foul play. lol. #and of course THEYYYY know they didn't do it THEYYY WEREN'T HOME..... their son however. #i always liked the implication that sunny either knew for sure or at the very least feared that his dad left because he knew he killed her. #also basil trying to make things better and making things soooo much worse strikes again. <3 #basil not even on the radar even though HEEEE HUNG HER..... simply did not foresee sunny getting blamed for this. #'how could this happen???' asks local 12 year old who made it happen #omori spoilers #omori basil #omori sunny #the more i think abt basil the more i can't help but laugh..... the utter misfortune. #boy.txt

[rotisseries]

painted my bedroom!

progress pics:

#ignore the ugly ass curtains godbless. temporary fixture #my room did NOT turn out how I was going for but I still like it. so #it still needs stars painted on the ceiling but I can't do that rn so. this is its current state for the foreseeable future

[blupengu]

Y’all is Hollow Knight hard or do I just suck because oh my god??

#not gonna inflict my ramblings onto someone else’s post so just making a text post for myself #but oh my god #what the fuck? #maybe I’m not a hardcore metroidvania fan but I like them well enough #do I suck that badly at games now?? am I old to the point that my hands can’t do this shit???? #did I just somehow fuck myself at some point??? #because wow this feels kind of sadistic???? #and not even in the fun kind of way????? #like I think I’d rather submit myself to fear and hunger again rather than continue where I am now in hk #idk maybe I’m missing something #but I just got wall jump and was so happy until I fell down to where you can challenge those mantis dudes #got myself out of there but then as I was exploring northwest I keep dying and reviving from the fucking bouncy balls over water #and the normal mantis mobs are also kicking my ass? #and dont even get me started on the weird tentacley nuclear bomb mushroom things those are just bullshit #AND THEN AS I WAS HAVING A GOOD TIME EXPLORING HEADING TOWARDS A SAVE BENCH I GET DROPPED INTO DEEPNEST?????? #WHAT KIND OF JUMPSCARE BULLSHIT?????????? #AND THE FUCKING COCKROACHES THAT NEVER SEEM TO STOP SPAWNING KILL ME #and then I see how fucking far back I’ve been dropped in the corner of fungal wastes #and I try jumping through the fucking bouncy balls again #and I die and lose my money #I can’t fucking do this shit anymore y’all holy fucking shit #the number of times I’ve died and restarted from that fucking fungal wastes bench I am so sick of it 💀 #legit I think this is the first time I’ve rage quit a game #it’s been a while since a game’s actually made me this angry I want to fucking throw something 😂 #the willpower and self control I needed to not chuck my pro controller across the room… #if I didn’t have neighbors and a unit below me I’d be throwing shit for sure though #but instead I must smack pillows against my mattress in a rage 😂 #I think I hate the ‘go back to where you died to get back your money’ punishment system… like legit I actually really really hate it. #I do think the game is fun and I know I’ll probably quickly gain the money… but it feels like the game’s telling me I fucking suck lmao #suffice to say I will not be playing any more hollow knight for the foreseeable future 💀

[wizardfvcker]

across the spiderverse broke something in my brain i think about it and have to start doing laps around the room

#.txt #they did it again..... #i need to go watch it again ASAP #i wish they showed an original version here aghh the dubbing is. kind of bad #anyway i will be going crazy about miguel o'hara for the foreseeable future #and like. everything else about this movie #i spent like half of this movie randomly tearing up just from how beautiful it was. and i am not embarrassed about it

[l3onart]

Blackmadhi again? No problem :P👌

#blackmadhi #nahyuta sahdmadhi #simon blackquill #ace attorney #I'm back!!! but who knows for how long! #i was visiting lovi! we had a great time #we went on vacation and did sooo many things #we visited friends! and museums! and went to the beach #which i hate. i hate swimming #but she loves it and i love her #so i comply. but whine all the time! #anyway! #now that summer is almost over i foresee a vvvvery hectic month of september #so! i've opened commissions again! #if you'd consider taking a look and maybe sharing! #i'd appreciate it a lot<333 #tysm happy bmadhi

[marlynnofmany]

Did I write as much as I hoped to today? Lol no. But I put up a book cover for my NaNoWriMo project for the first time ever. *waves tiny flag of triumph*

#nanowrimo #my projects page is a mess of all the edits I did in the summer Camp months #a lot of FinalFinalForRealsies dot doc #and two of the three that ended up eventually published #don't even have the same titles as the finished books #so it looks like I spent years polishing an unfinished project #but NaNo's supposed to be a mess #and it's great fun #at least the bit that I have written is promising #bridging the gap between canon and dubious backstory #much fun will be had #at the very least we'll see how Robin went from bopping around space on random adventures #to the solid job in #A Swift Kick to the Thorax #and I foresee shenanigans #humans are weird #fun shenanigans

[areyoudoingthis]

i make myself emotional with the quiet simplicity of sim ed and stede's life. ed wakes up and feeds the chickens while stede waters his plants. they have meals together. ed does the cooking (except when he's sick) and stede the laundry. they eat the fruits and vegetables stede grows and the fish ed catches. they hang out with their friends every now and then. they read and knit and kiss by the fireplace. they make love a lot all over the house. they always fall asleep in each other's arms

#i truly did not foresee how much this game would help me process the loss #but seeing my blorbos happy makes me so happy #alex plays sims #can't believe ea did one good thing with their existence