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#NICO’S CIGARETTE NO #💀😂 #also damn really couldn’t abide by v’s sandals huh LOL #devil may cry #dmc5

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This is why we can't have nice things

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#kitty 😌 #devil may cry #dmc5

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i see how v sits in visions of v and i instantly try to fix my own posture

it hurts me to see his back

#saw someone say v has the posture of shrimp… and yeah accurate #even his idle pose makes my back hurt #like I don’t think that cane is the right height my guy LOL #devil may cry #dmc5

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#why doesn’t it pronounce deeply or game properly either though??? #maybe I need sleep but this shit made me laugh so hard

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I think ab this once a day cause WHY did she say that ..

#that was SO out of pocket oh my god??? #lmfaooooooo 💀😂

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Quick spooky V for day 9!

#GOOD SHIT GOOD SHIT!! #aah this looks so clean?? #I am in awe OP bless #I love a miserable man doomed by the narrative #devil may cry #dmc5

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Sometimes I open dmc5 just to see V. Like I don’t even play I just wanna see him

#the urge I have to straight up buy a ps5 so I can replay and stare at him in smooth 60fps HD quality is unreal… #my mind (and wallet’s) tellin’ me nooo… but my body! MY BODY’S TELLIN’ ME YES!! #devil may cry #dmc5

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Plateau’s Definitive Ranking of the Amnesia Boys by Fashion sense, from Most to Least Reasonable

1. Toma

Okay like, besides reminding me of days middle-school me spent shopping in Hot Topic, Toma wears mostly normal clothes. The biggest fault is that yellow thing tied around his waist (when I first saw it, I thought it was like a dramatic sweatshirt, but it doesn’t look like that? It just looks like a jagged piece of cloth?) but that’s hardly enough to sink someone in this lineup

2. Ukyo

Ukyo has a different ref picture because I couldn’t find his matching one with 2 seconds of googling. Anyway, Ukyo does have quite a Look. Also, it took me 3 years to realize he was wearing a funky skirt and not a really long asymmetrical coat, and tbh the skirt and pants is a bit much, but overall there’s not a lot of extra stuff going on and it’s a balanced design. Definitely weirdo clothes, but like, I could see this being real people weirdo clothes.

3. Ikki

Like Ukyo, Ikki has a relatively crisp look about his outfit, but the fastenings on his coat are a bit ostentatious. However, the reason he loses solidly to Ukyo is because of that single godforsaken thigh-high boot.

4. Shin

Okay look, at first I was gonna put Shin as a close forth behind Ikki because of the impracticality of two thigh-high boots knocks down the practicality factor, even if his ridiculous punk-rock look is super coordinated. But I’d forgotten about that, that fucking loose hanging belt. Like what the hell is that? Isn’t that super inconvenient? Are you wearing it as some challenge of spirit? Seeing how long you can go with that thing bouncing against your thigh before you lose it? Anyway, no contest, this is some bottom-tier reasonability shit.

5. Kent

Hey, quick question: what in the actual fuck?

#I feel like I’ve reblogged this before but apparently not? #I must rectify this immediately #I’ve seen this post referenced SO MANY times though it’s always hilarious 😂 #like the top half of all these boys look fine or snazzy #even Kent if you don’t concentrate on his sleeve #and then you reveal the full body sprite and it’s like huh??? what??? excUSE ME I- ????? #the uneven thigh boots on skinny twinkish legs kill me orz 💀😂 #I guess toma has the most reasonable fashion sense because he’s the least reasonable of the bunch (YES including ukyo)… so it balances out #amnesia #a precious OG otome game… you truly helped pave the way lmao

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#I wasn’t here to see this last year but I’m here for the 1st anniversary #why is the edit so good though 😂 #the angle is actually perfect LOL #devil may cry #dmc5

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#someone help him #his noodle arms are powerless against magnets #devil may cry #dmc5

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Momma shadow

#the fact that shadow canonically licks v to show her affection in visions of v is so precious to me I just… *clenches fist* #devil may cry #dmc5

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The entire plot of Malevolent happened to me in a Texas Roadhouse bathroom stall

#not me reading malevolent as maleficent #and wondering ???? what type of Texas Roadhouse I was missing out on LOL #the one near me only has peanuts in bags now instead of EVERYWHERE IN BUCKETS AND ALL OVER THE FLOOR #I miss when it was a death trap for anyone with a peanut allergy 😔

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what does it mean that vergils human self served cunt in the gothest way possible

#🤔 #🤨 #🧐 #devil may cry #dmc5

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its 3 am please help me

#NOT PIDGEOT 💀 #my god OP the way you draw V is so *chef’s kiss* to me #I also never noticed the kylo ren similarities until I saw a comment somewhere else and I hate it lmao help 😭😂 #devil may cry #dmc5

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brain rot idea that wouldn’t leave me alone

#I know his book is just a collection of William Blake poems that he added a ‘V’ to #but I saw someone calling it the Vible and that’s just so good it’s what I’m gonna call it too from now on #this meme format is so good though I love it #devil may cry #dmc5

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assorted devil may cry doodles

#that monster the drink meme is one of my favorites lmao #also I don’t expect v to appear in any future games in any meaningful way… #but if they just have him give some sassy commentary now and then in Vergil’s mind I’d be happy LOL #let him desperately try to pilot Vergil into being a good dad who talks to his son and takes care of himself 😂 #like plankton in squidward’s brain that one episode 💀 #devil may cry #dmc5

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VoV manga didn’t have to destroy me like that

#I uwu’ed so hard when I got to this panel in visions of v LOL #like damn I’m not even a huge Vergil fan but (˶‾᷄ ⁻̫ ‾᷅˵) #the second V got cut out he was like I know how to fix this. self love babyyyyy #good for him… good for him!! #devil may cry