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legallypumpkinn · 4 months
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I want to find just one person who self ships with Gregory House and fully acknowledges how awful of a partner he would be and then fully embraces it. That would be so fucking funny. If you’re masc, house would call you slurs if you tried to hold his hand in public and he’d pretend to not know you. If you’re one of his uhhh group? His clump? The Foreman clump? Then he’d be even harsher on you. You don’t get special treatment, now go to the patients house and grab a few mice and slices of moldy bread with your bare hands while you’re there. He’d compare you to sex workers and tell you you need to ask them for lessons sucking dick. God forbid you ever talk to Cuddy, he’d call you a traitor and pull an elaborate series of pranks to keep you away from her. He’s still kissing Wilson in the background by the way.
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kindledrose · 9 months
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goofy hermit doodles!! because uhh why not!!
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starlidae · 10 months
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Guess the brothers are pretty similar after all!
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toopsy · 1 year
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sometimes these things happen during war, marianne
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plantdyke · 8 months
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BOOM HEAR THE BASS GO ZOOM
(click for better quality 😇)
Bonus:
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I am SO late for this meme asdkhfdafd
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ssssssstarnnnights · 3 months
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Raeda X Good Omens screencap or something
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t0ecoll3ctor · 4 months
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Hiccup Haddock witchcraft edition
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let my boy be magical and embrace whimsy!!! let him be joyous!!! EMBRACE WITCHCRAFT!! BECOME WITCH!!! TURN PEOPLE INTO FROGS OR SOMETHING!!!
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rhaenin-time · 2 months
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I dare HotD to end the story with one final war born of a misunderstanding.
Let me explain.
I find it so interesting, and a missed opportunity, that Jeyne Arryn seems to have taken the approach many women without direct heirs do and refuses to officially name one until her will revealed it after her death. You can hardly fault her. But the fact that she disinherited her closer cousin's line for trying usurp her in favour of a cousin far more distant than Rhaenyra, and the fact that Lady Jeyne refused to name an heir before her death does raise interesting questions:
Would one of Rhaenyra's sons have been eligible to inherit the Vale? They're all far closer kin than Joffrey Arryn. In fact, is it possible Lady Jeyne even entertained the idea for her heir to be a dragonrider, who, again, was likely higher in the line of succession than Joffrey (Arryn)? It never would have been mentioned in the book regardless, because even Rhaenyra wouldn't dare ask a woman in Jeyne's position to reveal her intentioned heir. Would not dare press through more than hints.
Did GRRM even think about this while filling in the blanks of the outlines for the Dance he'd been drawing for years? Am I insane? Am I procrastinating fan fiction by writing fan fiction? It doesn't matter. Because the important question is: does HotD care?
My dare is simple: Have Jeyne name Rhaenyra's Joffrey her heir when he comes to the Vale.
Have her realize he's high in the line of succession and that a dragonrider would be incredibly valuable in countering the mountain clans who killed her father and brothers. Have her record him in her will either as just "Joffrey" or even "Joffrey Arryn," with the intention to pass her name to him before her death. And have her neglect to change it before her early death.
Is it a bit forced that she didn't provide elaboration? Yes. But is it too forced and silly for HotD? Absolutely not. Because at this point, they should just commit to the bit.
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div-divington · 4 months
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Federal Bureau of Control
--> the Research Sector
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lemonstrashcan · 3 months
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i kind of miss her green hair ngl
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teeth--king · 5 months
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Help I’m stuck in a cycle of my own making!
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ask-thearchivists · 7 months
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I overheard one of your siblings mention your youngest? What I got is that you eradicated the species of their playmates after using him as a distraction. And Coordinator? I'm the eldest of four kids and I would NEVER manipulate any of them like that and take away their friends. Just... why?
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The Coordinator: How. DARE. You.
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The Coordinator: I did not manipulate them, they were old enough to begin to participate in Collections, so I sent them down to interact with the Titans. NONE of us knew that they were as powerful as they were.
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The Coordinator: "Friends"! Hysterical. We can be friendly with the mortals all we want but we will all lose them eventually. None can ever be suitable friends for any of us. We will outlive them, and besides that, we do not drop by to chat and catch up when we have more important matters to attend to elsewhere, at all times.
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The Coordinator: Leaving them on that disgusting rock while we launched our attack against the Titans was meant to be an act of MERCY for him. It was ill-fated.
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The Coordinator: But above all else, HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT!? I will be personally putting you back in the Archive, but in the interim, it has been quite a while since I've had to study the anatomy of your species. Maybe I could allow myself a brief refresher. Do you know what vivisection is? You might soon enough.
The Coordinator removes them from the enclosure and leaves with them.
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The Curator: Wow they really made her mad. I haven't seen her so angry in over 1000 Orbits.
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i didnt come up with this headcanon ive just seen it around a bit (but not enough!!) which is that because he is part stonesleeper hunter is also weak to ear scritches lol
THIS??? GOOD SHIT RIGHT HERE!
I've always been a fan of the more subtle grimwalker biology headcanons like. Their eyes look slightly weird in photos/at night, their heartbeats are really subtle to the point of being inaudible, their skin is a bit duller and greyer than the average witch, etc. Small things that are Off, but not noticable.
There's so many options for How this revelation could come about and all of them are of equal hilarity to me. On the one hand, Luz knows about the stonesleepers ticklish spot, and is one of the most touchy feely in the cast w/ a curious personality. She is a PRIME candidate for unlocking the Hunter ticklish spot. Realistically it's Luz.
BUT if I were to be indulgent, then I'd also like to put forth Darius- (he's so used to giving Eberwolf affectionate ear scritches that once him and hunter have acclimated past the awkward phase of their relationship, he does it unconsciously one day, leading to the discovery)
-and Willow (that's his GF and she has special Hunter cuddle rights that few others have (HC hunter is VERY awkward about PDA but when he's alone w/ willow he's an absolute touch starved cuddlebug) and thus she is the only one who could have her hand in as weird of a place as the back of Hunters ear without him completely seizing up and going into fight or flight mode).
Either way once this fact is discovered Hunter will never know peace. Everyone he allows to be affectionate with him (Luz, Camilla, Gus, Amity and Eda after a time, King, etc) is gonna get their hands behind his poor, vulnerable little ears. It's just so surprising to people when they first hear it. Hunter?? Really??? He's got a ticklish spot like a big puppy????
And tbh it was a suprise to Hunter too! Nobody had ever been affectionate enough with him to discover this before </3
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nekohrine · 8 months
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if you want your character to be lit you don’t have to set them on fire but yeah I guess that works too
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the-way-astray · 2 months
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i would’ve accepted a book 9.5 if it had been from marella’s pov and started where stellarlune ended (like unlocked did with legacy).
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I once said “man Hunter is SO gay for Willow” and then was like… oh
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