#horrible things with legs

[elodieunderglass]

Do these count?

Well, they certainly count.

#horrible things with legs #are those the… #the Chanel snoots? yeah

[sufficientlylargen]

@elodieunderglass I think you would appreciate this 3D printing project I found for adding legs to an IKEA Lämplig. More images and source files are on Thingiverse, so if you have access to a 3D printer you can make them yourself!

#it also comes with a file called NutInMe.stl #that you can print and stick a nut in to make sure your nuts will fit in the legs #also you can see the provenance of the file on thingivers #from which I have learned that someone started with a model of a leg #and then expanded it to a nearly-complete human body #and then someone else took the human body and stripped it back down to the leg #in a sort of bizarre STL atavism #asses to asses‚ legs to legs I guess #3d printing #horrible things with legs

[phalangelala]

When you open fb for the first time in 3 months and are immediately accosted by this nightmare (but you're secretly delighted because you can send something to your tumblr fav @elodieunderglass )

#horrible things with legs #5 minute crafts to fuel your nightmares #can you fucking imagine this in your home??!!!

[alberto-balsalm]

Patent Model - Improvement in Boats for Duck-Shooting, made by Robert Bogle, 1857, in the collection of the Hagley Museum (@hagleyvault) of Wilmington, DE.

Bogle's patent was an improvement to "a low floating boat or battery for trailing and shooting duck and other water-fowl, in which the gunner is secreted, as well as the boat, and protected from the surrounding water, while he can propel the boat toward the game by his feet and legs…" (Patent number: 17,192)

tagging @elodieunderglass because horrible things with legs

#hagley museum #horrible things with legs #ducks

[juniperiferous]

@elodieunderglass, I bring this from Facebook for you.

#horrible things with legs

[arellebee43]

For some reason, the internet thought I needed an ad of the below product.

....thank you, internet?

#horrible things with legs #elodieunderglass

[silverserpent]

i just realized this tag exist, so i wanna ask

@elodieunderglass

have you seen Birdboy?

#horrible things with legs #birdboy: the forgotten children #uhhh its a cartoon stitched together from raw hopelessness and terrible horror and cute bigheaded cartoon animals

[hobbitforhire]

@elodieunderglass

found on craigslist Minneapolis/St Paul

#horrible things with legs #lil baby legs #for sale baby shoes unfortunately worn

[beanghostprincess]

I will always be angry at the fact that we didn't get a scene between Sanji and Yamato after all the damn parallelisms their stories have

#shitty dads who don't support their identity and dreams #horrible fathers that literally chained them and threatened to go BOOM on them #awful parents who locked them up #shitty fathers in general ??? #also their whole thing about finding freedom ?? their dreams ?? c'mon #sanji's issues with gender expression and yamato being literally trans #they could've been besties i'm devastated #one piece #black leg sanji #yamato

[thebad-lydrawn-sanses]

Cross's assumption is correct, that's exactly what I'm implying. So be a good boy and lay down pls :3

Cross: you-

Killer: implying what?

Cross: that they're gonna break my leg

Killer: .

↓ Damage Count ↓

999999999

999999999

999999999

999999999

#cross sans #killer sans #anon #bandages #violence #knife #murder #threats #death #the symbol on the anon shirt is supposed to be a leg with a crack running through the middle #Ink and Killer being so different yet so similar the beloved #they're both such powerhouses but Ink deals no DAMAGE ever while Killer always deals disproportionate amounts of DAMAGE #the only reason there's not so many more nines on the DAMAGE COUNTER is cuz i'm lazy tbh #found family being protective the beloved #Killer would probably find a way to stab someone even if both his arms were broken which they're not even damaged here so #plus anything Killer can get his hands on he can throw with deadly (literally and figuratively) aim #he can pluck big enough arrows straight from their path not because i think it's realistic in any sense of the word #but it's funny to imagine Dream having to downsize his arrows #so this horrible thing couldn't literally YOINK them out of the air like a baseball or whatever #queue

[elodieunderglass]

not furniture but after my grandma died we were cleaning out her house and found this bottle opener made out of a kangaroo arm.

Not furniture, not #horrible things with legs, but definitely shouldn’t be forgotten. What a worthy item, thank you so much. I’m amazed at how it really is just a kangaroo arm bottle opener

#horrible things with legs

[dragonbonez]

Mister All Blue

#sanji #vinsmoke sanji #black leg sanji #one piece #my art #see the thing is I really LIKE Sanji… when hé´s not around women… #God I wish the time skip had lessened this trait a bit instead of horribly intensifying it

[thosewildcharms]

How insane it is that she’s been raising 2 kids alone and running, protecting a community but hasn’t felt safe in near a decade. And the one man that gives her security was pushing her away

me when rick said he wasn't going home:

i'm so glad danai gurira is the genius she is and that both she and andy are the actors they are because in less talented hands rick's behavior may have been unforgivable. because what the FUCK rick?? i'm probably rick grimes' number one apologist and even I wanted to smack him, even while feeling incredibly sad for him. hell I'm pretty sure he'd go back in time and punch himself in the face for hurting her like that if he could. LUCKILY FOR US THOUGH towl (and 1x04 in particular) is fucking great and all of this just made them stronger :')

but yeah, it's honestly devastating when you think about how michonne went through all of that grief and pain and suffering for years, suffered even more trying to find him, all the while thinking everything would be okay again once she got him back. because it really is only when he's around that she doesn't feel like she has to be so strong all the time, doesn't have to be so self-reliant, can be vulnerable and soft because she knows she has a real partner who will protect her and their kids and will help her carry the weight of everything they have to deal with. for years she didn't have that anymore and had to go back to being hard and hyper vigilant, constantly. only to find him and instead of finally being able to let her guard down again, had to fight him for him. because all of his strength had been replaced by fear.

like, that really is the love of her life and he must really be worth it, really must make her feel safe on a level so profound that she was literally wiling to do anything to get him back because my god, anyone else really would have walked. anyone else wouldn't have tried to find him in the first place. she really is the strongest woman alive. and for what it's worth i don't think there's any question that rick knows this and is gonna spend the rest of his life making it up to her and living up to who she deserves him to be.

#richonne #the ones who live #i love rick and i wasn't really mad at him because i could see where he was coming from but DUDE. BRUH #she raised your kids. she never moved on in almost a decade #suffered horrible traumas of her own THAT YOU CAN SEE THE PHYSICAL EVIDENCE OF #she saved your LIFE #almost died herself trying to get to you and then you have the AUDACITY to not only refuse to go home with her #but to throw the fact that she left her kids (yet another thing you can see she is in pain over) in her face?? #CHOKE!! #i'm glad she left and made him chase after her on his old man legs it's what he deserved lmao

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

it turns out that, in moving, i have traded out having to deal with many small spiders for having to deal with the occasional fuckoff huge one

#what the FUCK was that thing #ive never had such an instant-panic killing out of desperation moment #it was giant. i could see Everything and it was horrible #im still breathing a little too fast that was just. get me out of here #it was Fast and Big and Spindly #i havent seen many spiders here but every single one ive seen has been bigger than im comfy with #if only there was a magic spider-repelling spell i could cast around myself an a ten foot bubble... #unfortunately no such thing exists! #absolutely unprompted #im gonna be so much more paranoid than i already am #if THAT can get into this house. jesus fuck #id love to look up what it was but that would mean looking at high resolution spider pics and i dont think i can do that #currently looking up spiders #i love torturing myself #its like 'normal picture normal picture normal picture WOLF SPIDER FACE CLOSEUP normal picture-' #thank you webbed site for that jumpscare i feel unwell and not in a good way #YEP OKAY THAT WAS FAR TOO MANY SPIDER PICS AND I STILL DONT KNOW WHAT IT WAS #it was huge and light brown with long legs and it was fucking Fast

[thepunkmuppet]

i think if doctor who cast a member of the six idiots as either the doctor or a historical companion i would simply never want or need anything else ever again like my life would be complete

#fr though think about the implications (i do. on the daily. literally all the time) #they’re all so good at both comedy and emotional moments as well as playing convincing people from different eras #also matthew baynton doctor…. kicking my legs like a schoolgirl he is so fucking perfect for the role…. #i imagine him playing a doctor quite like eleven really i think he would play that so so well #and i like the idea of having a companion like debbie from yonderland #or preferably like i said a historical companion #from pretty much any era really they’re good at everything #put doctor who in the hands of larry and ben i dare you #it would be the best thing on the fucking planet no joke #doctor who #dr who #six idiots #horrible histories #bbc ghosts #yonderland #matthew baynton

[tenshouining]

Day 2 - Transition. A conversation with your future self. colourless ver. under rm !!

#Trans Jayce Week 2023 #jayce giopara #jayce league of legends #league of legends #arcane league of legends #league of legends fanart #transtism real #i have a class early tomorrow soooo i finished this at a . more REASONABLE time today #tonight? idk. whatever. slay #transition #jayce talis #thats who this ! is supposed to be specifically but itse fine it works either way itll do teehee #meowing loudly . the colours on this gave me sooo much trouble #fun pose!!!!!!!!!!!!! colouring makes me murderous #man of progress my ass. man of horrible colur harmonies and unessesary additions to the pallette (looking at you yellow sock) #BUT !! all in all i Guess i like this piece :] itse a more ambitious pose than id usually try and!! other than the legs floating a bit it #has pretty !! decent contact points ect i think so :) #figure studies my belobved youve made me a much better man #i am this close to putting vik + jayce into some sort of artist au thing because autism begs me to mix special interests #viktors the type of freak to learn about sine waves and proper physics terms to properly animate a dress in the wind or something #them working in a studio together? i am crazy. i am insane. autism is overtaking me. im half human and half foxy /ref #shoutout to me for talking so much in thesetags also. stay winning jase nation. if you read to the end of these you get a prize