#homestuck parody

[broadway-roxy]

(Artwork, Lyrics and Vocals by Tex)

im miss sugar pink haxxor haxxor bitch :P lyrics under 'read more', something something... BITCH lolol

Got a house full of wizards, got a basement full of cats Flying through 4th walls, yeah thats where its at Hacking into janey’s comp way back in the past I’ll take whatever sBurb has!

I’ll laugh it up and I’ll drink it down Cause thats what my mom was all about Getting stabbed by all the red miles I can see this things getting wild

I’m miss sugar pink haxxor haxxor bitch Zooming into nothing, riding on a glitch I’m miss sugar pink haxxor haxxor bitch I’m gonna be your sexy void-y witch I’m gonna be your sexy void-y witch

Captured by the batterwitch, it wasnt very fun It put our plan back a lot, put us to square one A windy boy showed up in my cell lookin’ fly I guess I’m sticking with this guy?

I escaped and shit went on Then our timeline got retconned At least now I can see my mom What even is the life of Roxy Lalonde?

I’m miss sugar pink haxxor haxxor bitch Zooming into nothing, riding on a glitch I’m miss sugar pink haxxor haxxor bitch I’m gonna be your sexy void-y witch I’m gonna be your sexy void-y witch

And now we gotta go and find callie (oh oh oh) I just hope she can help me (oh oh oh)

I’m miss sugar pink haxxor haxxor bitch Zooming into nothing, riding on a glitch I’m miss sugar pink haxxor haxxor bitch I’m gonna be your sexy void-y witch I’m gonna be your sexy void-y witch [x2]

#broadway roxy #roxy lalonde #broadwaystuck #broadway homestuck #homestuck #marina #homestuck parody #homestuck parodies #marina and the diamonds

[kingspirals]

Easing myself back into posting weekly on youtube with my latest (and first) song on @broadway-roxy!

Not going to be making a habit out of posting homestuck on main, but It's a good way to kick everything back off again >;]

#homestuck #roxy lalonde #broadway roxy #broadwaystuck #homestuck parody #marina and the diamonds #Youtube

[homestuck-parodies]

Homemade Dynamite

Sung by Roxy Lalonde - A parody of 'Homemade Dynamite' by Lorde

A bunch of rebel god tier teenage Screw-ups with nowhere to be (ooh-oh) We’ve all been here before And I think that you might feel the same as me At least to some degree

Let's let things come out of the woodwork I'll give you my best side, thought that we were allies Yeah, awesome, right?

So let's let things come out of the woodwork I was took by surprise, why can’t you all realise? Thought we were rolling, besties that I belove Dancing with our shoes off Know I think you're awesome, right?

Our rules, our dreams, we're blind Blowing shit up with homemade d-d-d-dynamite

Our bonds, our game, falling behind Blowing shit up with homemade d-d-d-dynamite Blowing shit up with homemade d-d-d-dynamite

Heart-dropping blow-up fights We’re tearing at the seams (ooh-oh) We’re heading for a massive crash, can’t turn back All the broken glass sparkling I guess we're partying

So let's let things come out of the woodwork I was took by surprise, why can’t you all realise? Thought we were rolling, besties that I belove Hurt I never dreamed of Know I think you're awesome, right?

Our rules, our dreams, we're blind Blowing shit up with homemade d-d-d-dynamite

Our bonds, our game, falling behind Blowing shit up with homemade d-d-d-dynamite Blowing shit up with homemade d-d-d-dynamite

Now you know it's really gonna blow (explosion noise)

Our rules, our dreams, we're blind Blowing shit up with homemade d-d-d-dynamite

Our bonds, our game, falling behind Blowing shit up with homemade d-d-d-dynamite Blowing shit up with homemade d-d-d-dynamite Blowing shit up with homemade d-d-d-dynamite

Our rules, our dreams, we're blind

Blowing shit up with homemade d-d-d-dynamite

Our bonds, our game, falling behind Blowing shit up with homemade d-d-d-dynamite

#homestuck parodies #homestuck #broadwaystuck #homestuck parody #roxy lalonde #broadway roxy #lyricstuck

[earthernia608]

Small Earthernia Update

https://mspfa.com/?s=22912&p=860

small 1 page earthernia update ft. mr skibidi toilet himself

(read from beginning: https://mspfa.com/?s=22912&p=1)

#mspfa #mspaintfanadventures #mspfanventures #homestuck fancomic #homestuck parody #earthernia #ludicrousfalcon #eartherniablog #update

[amporalicious]

broadway homestuck of buddy holly called mr knight of time

am i totally ironically making lyrics? yes

will i make a recording singing to said lyrics? yes

will it ever see the light of day? HELL NO

#homestuck #homestuck fandom #broadway homestuck #homestuck broadway #homestuck fansong #homestuck song #homestuck parody #song parody #homestuck song parody #this is totally ironic

[monstergraffiti]

i'm gonna be honest. theres nothing i can say to explain this one.

#gnurf #oc #original character #god oc #tarbeast #original species #homestuck parody #sometimes you just make things

[svorica]

i made a lorax but vriska song parody...please enjoy (with terezi as backing vocals)

#homestuck #vriska serket #homestuck parody #idk why i made this #lorax #Youtube

[bgenderturntech]

TG: yo. TG: i think most people from "evil parody stuck" via twitter / x remember seeing me a few times, so let me do an intro here to get the ball rolling. TG: it's been a while, tumblr. ever since my main @glitchybonez started doing pfp / edit content i thought i would enjoy being here for asks n shit.. TG: first things first, let's get the DNI shit out of the way. TG: dni if you are proship, MAPs, zoos, any of that fucked up shit and even stridercest, get that shit AWAY from me. TG: now this is important too, any racists, homophobic brats and even transphobic twats get the hell off my page.

#evilparodystuck #bigender dave post #dave strider #homestuck parody

[stormyaxolotl]

im too obsessed with the song peaches help

a peaches parody [homestuck style] [lyrics by me] this one is for my one and only true matespritship dave strider dave, you're so cool and with this disc we're gonna rule dave, understand im gonna love you till the very end strider strider strider strider strider strider strider strider strider strider i lovee youu, ohhh terezi, nepeta, and that bitch john too a thousand troops of imps couldnt keep me from you dave strider, at the end of the line i'm gonna make you minee, ohhhh strider strider strider strider strider strider strider strider strider strider i lovee youu, ohhh striderrrrr, striderrrrr dave strider

you should read the tags

#homestuck #homestuck parody #peaches #dave x karkat #this is funny to me cause im a mutishipper who loves john x dave #if youre gonna use the lyrics and make a cover please credit it me

[clowntasticallymelodic]

Take Me to Clurch - Andrew Trollzier Byyrne

My matesprit's got humor

He's the giggle at a funeral

Knows everybody's disapproval

I should've worshipped him sooner

If the 'Cestors ever did speak

He's the last true mouthpiece

Every Sunday's getting more bleak

A fresh culling each week

"We were hatched sick", you heard them say it

My clurch offers no absolutes

He tells me, "Worship in the cocoon"

The only Skaia I'll be sent to

Is when I'm alone with you

I was hatched sick, but I love it

Command me to be well

A-, Amen, Amen, Amen

Take me to clurch

I'll worship like a beast at the shrine of your lies

I'll tell you my sins and you can call the drones

Offer me that deathless cull

Empress, let me give you my life

Take me to clurch

I'll worship like a beast at the shrine of your lies

I'll tell you my sins and you can call the drones

Offer me that deathless cull

Empress, let me give you my life

If I'm a low blood of the good times

My matesprit's the sunlight

To keep the Empress on my side

She demands a sacrifice

Drain the whole sea

Get something shiny

Something meaty for the main course

That's a fine looking hoof beast

What you got in the hive?

We've a lot of starving faithful

That looks tasty

That looks plenty

This is hungry work

Take me to clurch

I'll worship like a beast at the shrine of your lies

I'll tell you my sins so you can call the drones

Offer me my deathless cull

Empress, let me give you my life

Take me to clurch

I'll worship like a beast at the shrine of your lies

I'll tell you my sins so you can call the drones

Offer me my deathless cull

Empress, let me give you my life

No high bloods or drones when the ritual begins

There is no sweeter quadrant than our gentle sin

In the madness and soil of that sad Alternian scene

Only then I am matesprit

Only then I am clean

Oh, oh, Amen, Amen, Amen

Take me to clurch

I'll worship like a beast at the shrine of your lies

I'll tell you my sins and you can call the drones

Offer me that deathless cull

Empress, let me give you my life

Take me to clurch

I'll worship like a beast at the shrine of your lies

I'll tell you my sins and you can call the drones

Offer me that deathless cull

Empress, let me give you my life

#homestuck #parody #parody song #homestuck song #homestuck parody #lyrics

[karkaraoke]

Boten Aradia

I know a bot Her name's Aradia, Aradia is her name But she has banned me, banned me from her heart And now she cleans the mess of our timeline I rebuilt Aradia as a bot

I know a bot Her name's Aradia, Aradia is her name But she has banned me, banned me from her heart And now she cleans the mess of our timeline I rebuilt Aradia as a bot

It was the way it was meant to be Her quasi autonomous chassis beside me But now I'm staring here at the ashes Of the girl who'd rather die than be with me

There's an empty place in my heart And Aradia would watch it break apart She accused my program of spamming Well, I misunderstood Aradiabot

(Ready for take off) (Are you ready)

Then came the darkest evening in the veil As it appeared that our survival here would fail She turned and told me something that shocked me She said to me that she was not my bot That she would never choose me for a mate Which is something that I can't accommodate I must have made a mistake in her program Because in my eyes she will always be my bot

I know a bot Her name's Aradia, Aradia is her name But she has banned me, banned me from her heart And now she cleans the mess of our timeline I rebuilt Aradia as a bot

She's the finest bot I ever made But this form of her would never be her fate And now I'm staring here at the ashes Of the girl who'd rather die than be a bot

Her name's Aradia, Aradia was her name And she had banned me, banned me from her heart But now she's taken flight in the bubbles I couldn't keep her in a bot

#equius #homestuck parody #broadwaystuck lyrics

[spribri]

The Beatles if they were good.

#homestuck #my art #fanart #john egbert #jade harley #dave strider #rose lalonde #beatles #parody #art #album cover

[tehstripe]

THE ONE PIXEL SMILE! ONLY WHEN HE'S TALKING TO JADE!!!

okay i know its been pointed out a thousand times but look. they're cute. they are SO cute. they are both dorky teens who like the others brand of dorkiness and think its charming. they are FRIENDS and dave is DEFINITELY crushing on her. look at the pixel! the pixel!!!

#stripe hs reread 2024 #davejade #homestuck #dave strider #jade harley #im allowing myself to become a parody of myself for a moment but no for real this lil pesterlog makes me smile #theyre goofy

[lazyevaluationranch]

nominative determinism

05/05/2023 It seemed like a good idea at the time.

When we have chicks, we give them descriptive nicknames based on their transient baby spots and stripes. As they grow up, they earn real names based on their devotion to a particular teaching of the mystic arts of Galline Derangement.

One of the batch of chicks eight months ago was yellow, except for a white face and black marks around the eyes. She looked like she was wearing clown makeup.

I didn't want to nickname her "Clown" or "Mime." I wanted to Be Clever About It. So her hatchling nickname became "Homestuck" because I was on tumblr a decade ago when everyone was posting fanart of Homestuck characters with clown makeup.

Today the chickens were making a terrible racket in the henhouse, and I ran out to investigate, and discovered that one of the hens had gotten inside the henhouse wall somehow and couldn't get out.

She was, uh, you know. She was... stuck. In her ... home. Guess who it was. Guess.

I got my arm into the wall and tried to support her, which calmed her. I tried lifting her up and out, but there was a crossbeam in the way. I tried guiding her downwards, but she panicked and kicked her feet the instant I wasn't holding her up.

After half an hour of trying to manually thread individual chicken atoms (all of which were screaming) between the wood atoms of the wall, I went to fetch a hacksaw. When I returned, she was standing innocently on the floor of the henhouse, eating a moth she apparently found in the wall.

As she apparently took her hatchling name as a suggestion, she gets to keep it. Presenting the newly christened Homestuck Q. Clipping-Error the Chicken.

#daily #chicken #the vague and polite suggestions of physics #homestuck #a young hen stands in her henhouse #though it was eight months ago she was given life #it is only today she will be given a name #homestuck by osmosis #the first draft of this post was a parody of The Naming of Cats but I couldn't quite get it to work

[total-drama-brainrot]

When you think about it, Blainerific is just the Total Drama fandom's equivalent of Karkalicious.

#WE DID IT FIRST!!! #WE HAD THE FERGALICIOIS PARODY FIRST FUCK YOU HOMESTUCK FANDOM!!! (/j /lh) #total drama #shitposting #thoughtless posting

[serfuzzypushover]

ik some systems follow me so i might as well ask here. im writing a fic with a horuss pov rn and i wanted to get the general opinion on his plurality by systems. like do you find how its written to be good, bad, realistic, offensive ect

#i do understand almost all dancestors are written to make fun of whatever they're parodying #but for me and cronus being otherkin for example i find it really cool and relatable even if it wasn't written with the best intentions #homestuck #horuss zahhak