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bunnyjam-imagines · 1 year

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✨Love Languages✨

(The first of a few posts I plan to do in the next week, this one was just the closest to being finished, so I got it done first! Sorry if they’re a little inconsistent, I started them 2 months ago and finished them today.)

(Backgrounds/pics from Pesterquest!)

(Edit: Tag yourself I put the wrong pic in Dave’s section)

Dave:

-Dave’s giving love language (aka how he expresses his affections) is gifts.

-And what better gift than a sick nasty rap about how great he thinks you are? Or maybe one about how much he loves you?

-He’d be super into those cheesy couple’s shirts, too. Ironically, of course.

-Dave loves to gift you dumb, off-brand or off-the-wall shit he finds online, too. Super ugly, lumpy Garfield? Sign him up. ‘Harry Potter hates Ohio’ t-shirt? Hope they got your size. ‘This Christian Mom HATES Stuart Little’ bumper sticker? Doesn’t matter if you have a car or not, you better find something to put it on.

-If all else fails, he’s at least got some Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff comics as gifts to fall back on.

-Dave’s receiving love language (aka how he prefers to receive affection) is touch.

-Much like most, if not all, of the other Striders, Dave is touch-starved. After the sort of upbringing he had, however, who could really blame him.

-He loves holding your hand in public, and absolutely adores how warm and cozy you feel against him whenever you hug him.

-He would absolutely never admit it, but he lives for stupid, cheesy gestures, like a posh bow and kiss on the hand, or a movie-esque kiss under some sort of spotlight (even if it was just because the bulbs in your kitchen died, and there’s only one functioning atm.)

-His favorite, though, are the soft, early-morning kisses he gets from you, before either of you are fully awake. The tickle of your breath across his face makes him smile more genuinely than he ever thought he could.

Dirk:

-Dirk’s giving love language is acts of service.

-He’s not usually the most helpful guy, despite how capable he is, so going out of his way to help those he cares about is a pretty big thing for him.

-Even if the person isn’t aware of the act he did, it still does him some good, internally, to do these little acts for them, no matter how small.

-Long day at work? Let him draw you a bath. Too tired to cook? He’ll order take-out.

-The list goes on. He’s not the best at expressing himself through words, or being open about that stuff, but he really tries to express just how much he cares through his actions.

-His receiving love language, on the other hand, is quality time!

-He’d honestly be pretty satisfied with you just sitting across the room from him while he works on something.

-Just knowing you’re nearby is a huge comfort to him. It helps him feel less lonely.

-It’s also the easiest for the both of you, given how he has a lot on his plate, usually.

-It also helps him get a better idea on what things you might need help with (allowing him to utilize his giving love language of acts of service!)

Hal:

-Hal’s giving love language is acts of service.

-Being that he was stuck in a pair of goofy anime shades for quite some time, he had a decent chunk of time to hone his skills in various fields. Just give him the word, and he’ll do his absolute best to help you.

-Stuck on a college assignment? He’s got thousands of college books at his disposal, free of charge. Can’t remember the name of a song that’s been stuck in your head for weeks? Hum it for him, and he’ll scan through his database until he finds a match.

-He’s especially good with computers, so if you need help with anything of that sort, he’s your guy. Hell, he’ll even build you one if that’s what you want.

-Hal isn’t very good at cooking, despite the wealth of knowledge at his fingertips, but he is great at finding coupons for take-out places, so he’ll always have your back if you’re ever too tired to cook dinner.

-To no one’s surprise, Hal’s receiving love language is words of affirmation.

-Touch is a close second, but nothing beats hearing you tell him just how much he matters to you, and how much you love him. <3

-He especially likes it when you tell him specific things you like about him, personality or accomplishment-wise. Anything to prove to him that you view him as an individual and not just the “bad parts” of Dirk.

-Even simple stuff like “thank you”s are enough to get him feeling a little puffed up in the chest.

-Every time you say “I love you” his circuits heat up a little.

Davie (Trickster!Dave):

-Hickies aren’t technically a love language, but-

-Davie’s giving love language is touch! (Not that that surprises anyone)

-It’s pretty well-known that tricksters adore physical expressions of love (kisses, hand holding, snuggling), and Davie is no exception!

-You’re pretty much always touching whenever the two of you are out in public, which is honestly good for the both of you since Davie tends to float absentmindedly, and you two certainly don’t want to get separated or lost from one another.

-At night (or whenever the two of you find time to snuggle), he enjoys wrapping himself around you like a koala, kissing and smushing your cheek, affirming over and over how deeply he adores you.

-Davie’s receiving love language is gifts!

-He adores receiving just about anything from you, since he sees it as inherently special due to coming from someone like you.

-He especially loves receiving something that the two of you can match to one another (like those touch bracelets, or even just a regular matching colorful bracelet!)

-If you give him any kind of edible gift (such as chocolates, candies, etc.) he will love you forever. (His favorite flavor is strawberry, btw!)

-Not that many people would guess on first glance, but Davie’s also really into videogames, so any gaming paraphernalia or related merch would absolutely send him over the moon!

David (Heinoustuck!Dave):

-David’s giving love language is gifts!

-A little surprising, maybe, until you consider the fact that he’s at least partially bird. A crow, more specifically.

-So when he sees little shiny or pretty things, he automatically thinks of you! Surely, you’ll love getting another slightly dirty coin he found on the sidewalk, won’t you?

-He does go out of his way to pick nicer gifts, sometimes, though.

-If you’ve had a tough week, guess who snagged some of your favorite treats to unwind with? That’s right. This guy.

-David’s receiving love language is acts of service.

-David is a pretty self-sufficient sort, and doesn’t particularly want for much. However, he certainly won’t turn you away if you offer to help with something a little trickier.

-He absolutely adores it when you help him preen his feathers or brush his hair.

-Additionally, helping him to find clothes that can work with his- ahem- unique situation, or even just helping him to fluff up his sleeping area (re: borderline nest of clothes and trinkets) is also greatly appreciated.

-He’s always messing around with something or other, so as long as you’re there to back him up, everything is peachy keen!~

Davian (Davesprite):

-Davian’s giving love language is quality time.

-Given the crazy darting around and timeline-hopping he’s used to, he finds it nice to just relax with the person he loves, staying around them for as long as he can.

-Even if you’re both doing something else, it’s comforting for him to know that you’re not that far away.

-He especially loves to experience things with you, like dumb movies or stargazing. Anything the two of you can share as a memory together, considering he has so, so few that he can share with anybody else.

-As long as you’re beside him, he’s happy.

-Though it might be a little unexpected, Davian’s receiving love language is touch.

-Generally, Davian isn’t that accustomed to people wanting to be near him, let alone touching any part of him (especially when he still had the sword in his gut.) But you’re different, aren’t you?

-Even gently brushing the hair away from his glasses is enough to make him softly coo with adoration.

-He’ll let you pet his wings or neck feathers, if you want. Purely for your own benefit. It totally doesn’t feel super nice and comforting. Nope. No siree.

-Lovingly cradle his face in your hands and watch this man crumble to dust at your fingertips.

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neon-chemicals · 15 days

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Headcanons for Troll Hearing Aids (no fun name yet)

In case you can’t read my handwriting:

- Kept in a terrarium

- They will wander away

- Use antennae to transmit sound

- Cleans off and eats earwax off its body before sleep

- Switch presses a pressure point that makes it stop transmitting

- Sheds every three perigees

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Additional information

- They do indeed hook themselves in with barbs so they’re hard to take out during the day

- They will crawl into other people’s ears if left to their own devices

- Lots of people name them :>

#nyx arts #hiveswap #homestuck #hiveswap fanart #homestuck fanart #homestuck hcs #homestuck headcanon

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sillygayoscfan · 27 days

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random humanstuck headcanons cuz i was bored 🤷🏻

when grades/ages arent specifically mentioned assume the beta kids/trolls are in 6th and the alpha kids/trolls are in 8th

the strilondes have a crazy ass family tree

idk who the parents are but whatever ermm the siblings are: dirk, roxy, hal, dave, rose, jasp/japser (jasprose), peta (davepeta, techincally unrelated, got unofficially adopted into the group), dove (davesprite, i KNOW HES A CROW but like i think dove fits 4 now its a work in progress), karkat (obligatory sibling partner role), kanaya (obligatory sibling partner role), jade (obligatory sibling partner role), caliope (obligatory sibling partner role), nepeta (related to peta and comes over enough they count them), john/j/june (best friend family pass), jane (best friend family pass), jake (obligatory sibling partner role), it goes on

they just started out w/ like the 7 of them and just started adopting people in

jade, peta, nepeta, jasp, terezi, and dove wear furry and therian stuff to school and are NOT ashamed

karkat starts speaking in spanish when hes really mad and dave understands NOTHING but finds it funny

roxy and jane do all that silly teen girl stuff

sleepovers w/ facemasks, gossiping, make up, pillow fights, thats them

oh btw everyones autistic. not even just humanstuck like in canon theyre all autistic

peta couldnt decide on a name while changing it and decided itd be funny if they took the ne off their sibling’s name

vriska is like if heather chandler was less slutty and even more bitchy. shes that kinda popular girl

sollux hacks the school computers 2 bypass shit

every1 likes him bc he taught them how 2 let the computers access cool math games

jane and john are those kids that bring the craziest shit to bake sales and class parties

in like highschool tavros got a septum piercing to look cool but it kept getting infected 🙁

terezi has the whole school mapped out in her head she can get around just fine

gamzee deals weed 4 like a quarter behind the highschool

feferi and eridan are theatre kids

aradia had 2 get sent 2 the office bc she kept bringing animal bones and stuff to show and tell

eridan cried for like 4 hours straight when he didnt get elected 4 stupid council. i meant student but typed stupid and thats funny so im keeping it

dave plays fortnite

aradia does dance

Yeah my think pan is all out 4 now so byeeee :]

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wafflepriince · 7 months

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my karkat hcs

#homestuck #hom3stuck #homestuck fanart #karkat vantas #hs #hs fanart #karkat vantas hcs #homestuck hcs #artists on tumblr #digital drawing #fanart #fyp

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vic-el-puerco · 7 months

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My Homestuck Beta Humans HCs!

#homestuck #roxy lalonde #dirk strider #jake english #jane crocker #beta humans #homestuck hcs #my edits

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derseprinceoftbd · 2 months

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#Homestuck #homestuck trolls #homestuck hcs #homestuck headcanon #homestuck headcanons

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b1llyl3nz · 2 years

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can i get kankri x reader plz? thx!

kankri, my annoying little bitch (affectionate)

kankri dating hc's-

♥ if you're into pda or any sort of physical touch, it's gonna take a long time for him to get used to it

♥ i mean a LONG time

♥ if he finally gets used to it, it's not gonna be a lot

♥ like yeah, maybe he'll hold your hand (depends on his mood though)

♥ be prepared for long ass rants and lectures if you hurt yourself or something

♥ it can be annoying but he means well <3

♥ it would take ages to convince him to call you petnames if you're cool with that, he would just call you by your actual name

♥ when you convince him the petnames would be like... formal? (does that make any sense? lmao)

♥ he'd be a blushing mess if you wore is jumper

♥ before you guys were together, porrim tried to give him advice

♥ he just got annoyed

♥ cronus tried too (we all know how that went...)

♥ kankri's just trying his best :,)

a/n-

i'm sorry this took so long, i have like 20 drafts and a lot of requests in my inbox sfdghjthgjm

#homestuck #kankri vantas #kankri #kankri x reader #kankri vantas x reader #homestuck x reader #hs #dancestors #alpha trolls #homestuck headcanons #homestuck hcs #kankri homestuck #homestuck kankri

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sl1nkxy · 2 years

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Meulin Leijon

(Reblogs > likes)

#my art #artists on tumblr #my art 2022 #digital art #sl1nkx finished works #homestuck #meulin leijon #homestuck meulin #hs meulin #homestuck hcs #homestuck 2022 #homestuck fanart #homestuck art #homestuck dancestors #dancestors

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jimposts · 1 year

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Okay I need to discuss this

Purring headcanons in Homestuck

BECAUSE OKWY LISTEN!!!!

The trolls are like semi aqua based semi mammals semi bug semi everything I swear. But thats besides it, this post isn't about that. This post is about how purring would work.

I like to think it's depending on like blood types, kinda like tails, ear, horns etc etc. Like, Tavros,

He purrs more like a cat? And much more mammal based. But someone like, Tezeri, chirps.

It would go like,

Low blood: mammal based

Mid blood: bug based

High blood: aqua based but AAH???

Like high bloods are the most interesting to me to wonder about. (Ignoring like hiveswap lore since I haven't really learned Abt that shit) since we only meet a few. Do all highbloods enjoy swimming?. Do all highbloods want to be underwater. Or maybe some prefer the ocean due to genetics.

I'm going off the fuck topic guys this was started bc Gamzee

#jaxytxt #homestuck #homestuck trolls #homestuck hcs #like Gamzee is my favorite troll in general but especially to think about #he has the privilege of being the highest land dweller along the lowerst sea dwellee #like in the tail hc #his tail is semi shaped like an axotol tail #while like Eridan has maybe a dolphin shaped tail #Feferi idk #she had big tail thought #big takil!!#but like somone like Aradia has more small fluffy tail #Tezeri has almost tail like but like???#Idk how to explaun ill probably draw it #i am drawing tezeri so i could maybe post????#OKAY ENOUGT RANTING HYE BEHDJFM

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vumigumied · 9 months

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Got stuck in a portal call that portalstuck

#saw a voice hc for jake that was just wheatley and it was all downhill from there #dirk strider #homestuck #finally got this idea out of my system now time to burn these files off my laptop #dirkjake

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weaselishmcdiesel · 4 months

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yeah so uh

#hello hermitcraft fandom #sorry.#art #my art #mumbo #hc #hermitcraft #mumbo jumbo #karkat #kk #homestuck #hs #last post said my comfort characters so i did my comfort characters.

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insufferablemod · 4 months

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@badlydrawndavepeta here's a few B3c

#featuring a few different hcs #My ideas for how pretty much all the characters look change like on the daily tbh... which is kinda part of the fun lol #homestuck #Davepeta #davepetasprite #Hs #My art #N that's all the requests I've done so far im open 2 more if ppl wanna send some in

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neon-chemicals · 17 days

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Lets Talk Purplebloods 1/?

Okay! Hello everyone I wanted to take a minute to talk about my personal lore for Purplebloods! I have crafted a pyramid of their hierarchy and today we will be focused on the top two sections!

CW: Mention of Sex and Drugs!

The Messiahs

There are two deities in the religion most clowns follow. They are referred to mostly as a duo but there are subsections of the religion that worship or put forward more effort into one or the other.

They are represented most prominently by the Comedy and Tragedy masks, these are considered a religious symbol, alongside bicycle horns, bells, the spectrum of blood colors and traditional jester caps. A modernized way of representing the masks among most younger generations is the :o) and :o( emoticons. Colors prominently associated with them are; black, gold, purple, white, and red. Most followers can be found sporting one or more of these colors.

The separate entities are called many things, moreso representing concepts but these are the most common names

Mirth, Comedy, Sock, Hilarity and The One who Grins

Mayhem, Tragedy, Buskin, Fracas, and The One who Brings Blood

The balance between both messiahs is critical to the universe as a whole, a push and pull, yin and yang. The relationship between the entities is unknown and the representation of it has ebbed and flowed with time, where most sects or even individuals have their own views. Commonly they are considered:

Enemies, locked in eternal combat

Lovers, in a constant state of ecstasy

Siblings, shifting between friendly and aggressive

One Being, Split in two and forever just out of reach of the other

The Messiahs are said to reside in a place referred to as The Dark Carnival, where righteous purplebloods who follow them faithfully will be brought when they pass on. In religious texts, it is often described as being brought into true enlightenment, peace and wholeness, set adrift on a carousel into the blackness of eternity, into The Messiahs’ domain of nothing but pure ecstasy and reverence. A nonstop carnival on the dark edges of the Universe.

The Messiahs are also worshiped in many different ways, the consumption of Faygo, snorting of Special Stardust and an indulgence in all things deep fried are common, representing the gifts The Messiahs themselves bestowed to the first purplebloods. Blood sacrifice is also widely practiced by most sects of the religion, in a quest to paint the walls of their holy sites with the entire spectrum of blood. Crumbling ruins on Alternia, destroyed in wars of the past show evidence that quite a few churches back in the day had the whole spectrum on their walls, but now the only remaining church to hold all twelve colors is on Karnival*.

Acts of community are a very normal form of reverence, purplebloods tend to stick together and help each other out in times of need, referencing how The Messiahs need to work in tandem to keep the balance. Purplebloods establish Carnivals, Circuses and Boardwalks all to stay close and live in a state of constant worship, performing for each other as much as for the messiahs, just as their ancestors did.

Sex and physical intimacy is a lesser spoken of but still widely practiced kind of prayer, either through quadrants, friends or congregations, working together to achieve a state of ecstasy exemplifies what The Messiahs want from their worshippers. Orgies and Swinging are typical especially off planet, but it is mostly limited to purples with other purples, or the occasional faithful of a different hue.

The Messiahs are also responsible for the tradition of face paint, used to mimic the patterns the first purples saw on the visages of The Messiahs when they were originally visited. There is an intense and delicate process of designing and applying your face paint, it is done very young, when wrigglers are without outside influence. They are provided with an assortment of 3 objects and depending on which ones they are drawn too three different scenarios occur:

They are given their first palette and instructed to follow their soul when applying, this is when they select the object associated with individuality

They are sat in front of the Harlequin of their church and the Harlequin asks The Messiahs for a pattern, painting what they see on the wriggler, this is when they select the object representing spirituality

They are instructed to paint the pattern of their ancestor on their face, which have all been documented tediously by Ringmasters, this is when they select the object representing tradition

To be seen without your facepaint after your design is chosen is considered taboo and sacrilegious for anyone outside of long standing quadrants, select members of your congregation and is forgiven under situations involving external circumstances. However, only you should apply your paint, it is a prayer in the beginning of the day to paint on your design, and outside of outstanding circumstances, such as injuries or a disability, only you should be doing it. Letting someone, even a quadrant apply it, is considered absolutely abhorrent and an affront to The Messiahs, in some churches this is even a cullable offense.

The Messiahs are also responsible for selecting a Grand Highblood’s potential successor, there are many signs involved that show a troll’s potential to embody their word, and leaders everywhere are always on the lookout for a member showing the signs:

Mirthful disposition as a wriggler, but with an inherent talent for violence with their bare hands

An interest in the ancient texts and words directly from The Messiahs

Visions when consuming Stardust

Their vibes are just good

Selecting the wrong successor can often spell trouble for that era of the church, and set the very universe off kilter. A challenger however, is an element of spontaneity that The Messiahs greatly approve of, no matter the individual.

*Karnival is a colony that is specifically for Purplebloods, this will be elaborated on in a further post

Still with me? Well up next we have the good ol clope (Clown Pope)

The Grand Highblood

The Grand Highblood is the head of the entire religion, the clown pope, if you will. They can be appointed in one of three ways:

Traditional succession, a successor is chosen and trained for the position by the acting Grand Highblood

Traditional challenge, a purple who believes they will be a better Grand Highblood asks for a duel with the acting one, hand to hand, to the death, the winner claims the title. If the acting Grand Highblood refuses the challenge their position is forfeit.

In the rare event a Grand Highblood dies without a successor, or both the challenger and acting Grand Highblood die from injuries related to the duel, the next Grand Highblood is chosen via Nose Goes

Nose Goes is an ancient instinct baked into purplebloods as a whole through their inherent psychic connection via chucklevoodoos, when The Grand Highblood dies, within the next 24 hours if a successor is not appointed, all purplebloods above the age of 9 sweeps receive a psychic ping, notifying them of the start of Nose Goes, the last troll to touch their nose, is then the acting Grand Highblood.

The duties of a Grand Highblood are extensive, tedious and exhausting, leading to many attempting to find a successor quickly to pawn off duties or retire faster. Their duties include but are not limited too:

Presiding over important court cases

Selecting new jesters if one dies without an appointed heir

Serving as a liaison between the monarchy and the church

Representing the values of the church

Preaching the good word during holy days

Being responsible for organization and allocation of funds and festivities

The most comprehensive surviving documentation about Grand Highbloods lists about 10 trolls that have ever properly held the position, they are as follows from oldest to newest:

Spauld Keivie ‘The Foremost’

Avener Poppov ‘The Demoniac’

Grocki Telini ‘The Balanced’

Zennie Farvex ‘The Funereal’

Kurloz Makara ‘The Mirthful’

Grimal Vester ‘The Reticent’

Ivanar Patera ‘The Ruthless’

Brunhi Dotler ‘The Bloodied’

Quinad Disour ‘The Jubilant’

Sigmar Patera ‘The Stalwart’

Each Grand Highblood held the position for an average of 10,000 years, though some lasted longer or were much shorter lived than others.

A Grand Highblood can be removed from the position and replaced with a temporary counsel consisting of the four jesters in the event of an impeachment. An impeachment is required when The Grand Highblood isn’t performing to satisfaction and the four jesters agree to try them for their lack of action/attention/faith. All four jesters need to unanimously agree to the trial for it to proceed, an impeachment has never been considered for any Grand Highblood until Sigmar Patera*.

*This boy has featured and will feature further in @/stellarparallaxcomic check us out!

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Well! that was a lot, hopefully you enjoyed reading my ramblings, I'll post the next part when its all finished up! Thanks!

#fantroll #hiveswap #homestuck #purpleblood #headcanon #homestuck headcanon #hiveswap headcanon #troll headcanons #homestuck hcs

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beescake · 3 months

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is Sollux or kanaya taller

little guy