#homestuck hc

[agottwha]

#roxy lalonde #rose lalonde #headcanons #homestuck #homestuck hc

[sweaty-confetti]

im a hard core johndave lover but like. there’s one specific john vs davekat hc i love. My favorite personal hc is that when john meets them on the meteor and finds dave and karkat acting all romantic and whatnot, at first he’s confused because dave was very much Not Gay. but it takes him like a day to adjust and within the next few days he hunts dave down and is like “i just want you to know dave I Support You #lgbt #pride Love Is Love” and dave finds it hilarious

#emo moss talks #john egbert #dave strider #karkat vantas #davekat #johndave #hammertime #homestuck #homestuck hc #john hs #dave hs #karkat hs

[cyber-corp]

Dave records “The Baby Is You” with everybody else and sells copies of it to the citizens of Earth-C and somehow succeeds in convincing everyone it’s exactly what happened.

#homestuck hc #ooh yeah we’re goin there #dave strider #the baby is you #earth c #homestuck #gecko boy

[sayakxmi]

My personal headcanon is that no Strilonde can cook... except for Dave.

Roxy actually follows the recipe to the last dot, yet somehow things always go wrong somewhere along the way. And even when everything is seemingly fine, it still ends up tasting weird.

Rose never fully follows a recipe she's using, assuming she can make some changes here and there, and it'll turn out better. It never turns out better. It doesn't even turn out good. She's stubborn, though, and keeps trying.

Dirk isn't allowed into the kitchen after setting it on fire. Several times. Really, though, he ends up overthinking and trying to optimize everything so much, that he ends up either paying less attention to what's going on, or decides instead of baking in 200°C for an hour, he'll do 12 000°C in a minute.

And then there's Dave, who can actually make a nice meal. No one understands how. If he tries, he can even bake some simple stuff.

On the other end of the spectrum, the... CroHarlEngberts(?)... All of them are pretty good, save for... Jade.

Jane is, obviously, a great baker. Other types of meals aren't really her speciality, but they're still good.

Jake is surprisingly good, much better at improvising than following recipes. Which also makes him a pretty bad baker, but he can pull it off sometimes, and when he does, it's probably one of the best things you've tried.

June is pretty bad at baking, but she can manage everything else just fine.

And Jade is a bit of a mixed bag. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. Similarly to Jake, she's more about improvising than following recipes, and, ironically, she can actually make something decent when she's doing her own thing, and fails miserably when she's following a recipe. Usually she doesn't mind it that much.

So, the order if the cooking skills of the kids is something like:

Jane > Jake > June > Dave > Jade > Roxy > Rose > ................... > Dirk.

#homestuck #rose lalonde #roxy lalonde #dirk strider #dave strider #jane crocker #jake english #june egbert #jade harley #homestuck hc #i like to think jake is a lil bit better than june but not that much #they probably joke it's his page of hope powers lmao

[meeowerzz]

I have a very specific vision

#meowzzmewz #meeowz.huh #homestuck #homestuck hc

[rotteneldritchhorror]

i just kinda love this one <3 i love ararose so much they deserve the world <3 witchy goth girlfriends (neither of them are girls)

#homestuck art #homestuck fanart #homestuck #homestuck 2023 #homestuck fandom #homestuck hc #homestuck headcanons #homestuck ship #homestuck shipping #homestuck ships #homestuck trolls #is this a rarepair? #aradia #aradia megido #aradia x rose #aradiarose #rose x aradia #homestuck aradia #hs aradia #aradia fanart #ararose #rose lalonde #rose homestuck #hs trolls #hs fanart #hs headcanons #hs kids #hs ship #hs art

[b1llyl3nz]

Howdy!! Can I have Karkat x reader headcanons, please ? Thanks to advance.

ofc! <3

karkat x gn!reader dating hc's &lt;3

(i'm back!!)

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ he likes to think that he knows what he's doing

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ he does not know what he's doing

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ he'll try to copy the stuff he see's in romcoms and the stuff the characters do in romance novels

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ he fails most of the time but it's ok because he's cute and he means well

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ he'd blush so hard when you guys first held hands

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ he'd freeze and his face would go bright red

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ he's more chill with it after that though

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ he tries to be so romantic it's adorable

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ karkat would totally get you to watch his favourite troll romcoms with him

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ and he'll go into detail about quadrants to you

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ if you have any romcoms (or any other genre of movie) you like he'd love to watch them with you

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ karkat is absolutely up for listening to you vent about your problems

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ he'll try his best to help you with them <3

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ overall, he's a great boyfriend, he's really sweet &lt;3

-

jane xx

#homestuck x reader #homestuck headcanons #karkat vantas #karkat vantas x reader #karkat x reader #homestuck hc #karkat x you #karkat #homestuck

[karkitty612]

lana del rey young and beautiful is so davekat. from karkat pov. especially if you think about dave being godtier and karkat not.

#davekat #davekat hc #homestuck #homestuck hc

[tub3rculosis]

all of my headcanons 4 homestuck characters

like when i make content / art of these freaks this is the canon i have in my head. in my own little fantasy fanon world. but i love love love other interpretations!! also disclaimer i ignore the epilogues and don't consider them canon, if anything here seems contradictory that's why.

beta kids

john/june egbert: she/her, unlabeled

dave strider: he/him, queer & mspec, cis

rose lalonde: she/her, trans lesbian

jade harley: she/he, intersex nonbinary trans girl

alpha kids

jane crocker: she/her, actually he/him gay trans man but doesn't realize it yet

jake english: he/him, gnc bi cis man

roxy lalonde: any pronouns, bi, doesn't gaf abt gender

dirk strider: "he/him unless something else would be funnier." cis gay

beta trolls

karkat: he/him, stealth trans man & bisexual

aradia: it/she, femme agender & aspec pan

tavros: he/him, cis

sollux: he/she, bisexual, bigender, bipolar, bitch (BI 4X COMBO!!)

nepeta: any prns, "purrbeastgender", aroacespec

kanaya: she/her, cis lesbian

terezi: they/them, aroace nonbinary

vriska: she/her, trans woman

equius: he/him, cis gay

gamzee: any prns, unlabeled

eridan: they/she/he, gnc & non-binary

feferi: she/they, cis ace lesbian

alpha trolls

kankri: he/him, cis, heteroromantic asexual

damara: she/her, queer

rufioh: he/they, bi transmasc

mituna: any prns, t4t queer trans man

meulin: she/they, genderqueer, ace & pan

porrim: any prns, mspec lesbian, gnc, gender is intrinsically linked w/ her lesbianism

latula: she/he, t4t queer genderqueer trans girl

aranea: she/her, cis aromantic bisexual

horrus: he/him, cis gay

kurloz: it/he/they, ace aro-spec & otherwise unlabeled

cronus: he/him, cis

meenah: he/him, femme lesbian

others

caliborn: he/him, cis, gay

calliope: she/they, aroace

davesprite: he/they, nonbinary

#headcanons #homestuck #hs headcanon #hc #hs hc #homestuck hc

[mrhyde-and-drseek]

silly litte hcs (tw for kinds gross stuff about rotting flesh

#folkyl darane #kuprum maxlol #hiveswap #hiveswap analysis #homestuck #homestuck hc #hiveswap hc #cripplepunk #actually disabled

[absurdistcervid]

some quick Hollyleaf and Nepeta kinsonas. i love these dudes

#warrior cats #homestuck #nepeta #nepeta leijon #hollyleaf #kinsona #kin #myart #warrior cats kin #warrior cats headcanons #warrior cats hc #homestuck kin #homestuck headcanons #homestuck hc

[sweaty-confetti]

concept: dave grew up in the south and all his friends know this and it makes sense to them obviously. but john is kinda clueless as usual and it didn’t register to him that dave, being from texas, would have a texan accent. until they met in real life for the first time and john is just completely taken aback because yeah it’s dave and he’s dorkier in real life than he is over the internet and he fidgets and does weird stuff sometimes and wow he’s a real person but the weirdest part by far is the accent. cause it’s his usual coolkid bullshitting and convoluted metaphors and his voice is flat and pretty monotone save for some cracks here and there but he has a god damned southern accent. and john just fully cannot comprehend this at first idk it sounds hilarious

#this is one of my favorite hcs #homestuck #homestuck hc #homestuck headcanon #john egbert #june egbert #dave strider #johndave #john and dave

[princess-crayonbox]

Having Dave strider thoughts

That mf is so chronically monotone he absolutely NEEDS someone in his life to do tone translations for him

He needs Rose or someone to follow him around and make sure he doesn’t get punched in the face because he always sounds the same and people don’t rlly know what he means

I’m conclusion

#Homestuck #Dave strider #Homestuck hc #🖍️

[kleptoppuppy]

Jane has schizophrenia and she went crockertier bc of it giggles! She has delusions not because of her tiaratop but because she is the #1 schizophrenia haver. nd the batterwitch knew this so she uses alittle bit of her influence to push jane to her limit and go wild! get this girl some meds instantly!!!

#homestuck #spider speaks #homestuck hc #homestuck jane #jane crocker #crockertier

[yourfaveis-hyperose]

Aradia Megido from Homestuck is Hypersexual!

Requested by Anon (a Aradia Megido IRL)

#📯- Posting #your fave is #your fave is blank #your fave is hypersexual #hypersexual #Aradia Megido #Aradia Megido homestuck #homestuck Aradia Megido #homestuck #homestuck hc #homestuck aradia

[rotteneldritchhorror]

this one i actually really like-

i love meulin, shes an icon <3

#homestuck art #homestuck fanart #homestuck #homestuck 2023 #homestuck fandom #homestuck hc #homestuck headcanons #homestuck trolls #meulin leijon #homestuck meulin #hs meulin #dancestors #humanstuck #🩻