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ekuboo · 1 year
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I needle felted my green guy….
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natsmagi · 9 months
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YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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scare-ard--sleigh · 9 months
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it's actually criminal that my body will not allow me to have the oreo cookie coffee shake from baskin robbins .
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lockandkeyhyena · 1 year
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as much as i love cinders i do tragically think she is cishet
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rubbcrhosemoved · 1 year
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My friends are urging me to take up Chim but not how he appears in the show, but how he was supposed to look like before he got “fixed”. Honestly, it’s very tempting. I might draw him out myself and give him his muscles like he was suppose to have.
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snickerdoodlles · 1 year
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twitter is bad (for me) and I’m glad I left it, but I gotta say I do miss doing fic bingos. there’s something fun about hunting for Increasingly Specific Fics to fill little boxes that you just can’t get otherwise
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heinrix · 2 years
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your favourite fictional character and why you love them
when you ask me this and i start talking abt kendall
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shourin · 2 years
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wait yall
what if
what if i make a 'things your genshin s/o texts you' or even crack stuff like 'the archons group chat'
but in the in-game genshin chat style? kinda like the voicelines thingy that i did??
👀
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timebranded · 1 year
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He's really not sure if he trusts the video...
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newts-and-sharks · 2 years
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What if I dilfed up Jolty
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meanbossart · 2 months
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Spicy Asks: The Sequel is here. I'm so, so sorry.
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Oh he's a very passive guy, he likes being manhandled around and not having to do much of the work (a bit of a pillow princess one might say). As far as fetishes go, he does have fantasies about group sex and of being roughed up, but I think if put in a situation where he could practice it in a controlled environment he'd be like "EHHHH nevermind actually" and go home very quickly LOL
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DU drow would have 100% banged Lae'zel if he hadn't killed her. He couldn't stand her personality but they would have gotten on like two peas in a pod in the sack.
He does find Shadowheart very pretty, but they struck up a friendship so quickly that I don't think he could see her in that way 🤷 but that's still a smash, technically speaking.
Jaheira. Ohhhh Jaheira. As far as general dynamics go she would have been the best choice after Astarion, probably - though there is no way in hell or high heavens that she would have ever let him touch her LOL regardless, DU drow finds her looks and personality to be very attractive.
He's pretty much utterly indifferent to anyone else. Wyll is too idealistic, Gale is Gale, Karlach isn't his type, Halsin gets on his nerves - oh, he WOULD have banged Mizora if he hadn't been heads over heels for Astarion by that point.
The man just likes his femmes I guess LOL
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HMMMMMMM yes, but since it's not really a porn fic expect any scenes like that to be in line with what we've had so far, where there's more of a focus on developing character dynamics rather than gratuitousness (I hope I've gotten that across, at least LOL).
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LOL, It's ok, it's a ridiculous not-name and I'm so sorry for all the people I have made confused and will continue to confuse because of it.
As for your question, definitely not! I personally like big-bottom/smaller-top scenarios so that's why I focus on it, and I do think character-wise those are the roles they fall into most naturally - but they switch around every so often when the mood strikes and it isn't really a big deal.
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Oh are you kidding me? The guy LOVES being cared after in an intimate setting. Being doted on, groomed, checked up on, having his hair played with and clothes fixed up - he doesn't express it outwardly much, but these are all things that make his murderous little heart skip a beat. He was the same way pre-tadpole but it was mostly servants and Sceleritas doing it, so he didn't get much out of the exchange; and Orin didn't entertain this at all, or, if she ever did, it was very, very, very rarely and really just a crumb of intimate affection that he most likely misread anyways.
I'm not sure what to say to this one LOL the penis is full of blood already man I don't think a vampire needs to make it any more tempting to themselves to chomp down.
I wrote a thing about that not too long ago :D ! The answer is complicated but, mostly yes.
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Alright you joke, but, if you don't think DU drow hasn't spent a little too long lingering over Astarion's feet and ankles then I got amazing news for you.
I touched on what they generally like on the previous edition of Wine Fuelled Spicy Asks, but as for what they like to do as a couple, it's probably a lot of body worship and some playful denial on both ends. Du drow thinks Astarion is the most elegant and limber thing he's ever seen (and he loves how he smells), and Astarion thinks DU drow's body is an expertly put together murder machine. They have a great time being mutually enamored with each other's (and their own) appearances.
I think they also venture into some blood-play and vapid threats of violence in the future, as a treat, but takes a while for them to trust themselves and each other enough to indulge in that kind of thing.
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Needs a little direction, plus you gotta learn to enjoy a bit of teeth and a very slobbery time - also I think he distracts easily, It's nice to have a man who's willing to venture the whole perimeter with his mouth but sometimes you do just want him to stay on the prick. But generally speaking - yes, DU drow gives good head. Fun head, even!
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What do you people want from me? Do you want schematics? Diagrams? Do you want me to compare their holes to famous people holes? Do you want me to take out my measuring tape and give you numbers, tell you which kind of produce each of them can fit in there???
One is pink, the other one is brown. One of them just looks normal and the other looks and feels a little like it been around the block a few times. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW.
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diejager · 2 years
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Hi this is my first ask! So uhm how would you feel abt writing a Capitano fic? Nsfw maybe? HES been my fav character since release BUF THERES BARELY ANY SMUT OF HIM 😭 so ^^ you can pick the theme and how ever you do it cause your writing is <3333 💓💓
Hmmmmmmm, it was really really interesting to write. I tried since I don't know much about him, but eh. Dude's hot, especially his voice.
Il Capitano smut
Cw: bruises, smut, fingering, riding, rough sex, wall sex, exhibitionism, creampie, alcohol,
Note: I tried making this gn- probably sucked bad but uh... enjoy?
Wc: 1306
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A stoic and cold man, he was, yet so dignified and respectable within the ranks of the Fatui. He spoke scarcely, only keeping his orders to short sentences when he addressed those lower than him, but his deep tone sent everyone scurrying to do s they were told for fear to enrage the captain of the Fatui's army.
You weren't different, holding an average rank within the fresh recruits from last year, new but used to this treatment towards everyone lower than the Harbingers. You followed close by, standing a few feet away from The Captain - as per his order to follow him whenever you're not accomplishing an assignment - silent but unbothered by his pretence.
You didn't dare fathom what made him so keen you have you by his side, at his back and call whenever he wished. If he called for you, you'd answer quickly; if he told you off, you'd stand there; if he gave you an order, you'd do it; whatever he said goes.
A needy moan left your lips, hips grinding into his palm. Capitano's long fingers were deep within you, curling as he moved roughly, thrusting his fingers in and out at a delirious pace. Your face bled red, and your body burning with unbridled need, panting and gasping while he stayed collected, face hidden under the darkness of his mask and black locks ripping down his shoulders. Although he was silent as he always was, you could feel his gaze on you, it was solely devoted to watching your walls crumble around you, letting pleasure take hold of your rational mind.
You rocked your hips, trying to bury his fingers deeper as you called out his name, the title everyone called him with fear, respect or pain, but yours was lust-filled.
You knew he kept a close eye on you whenever you left this side, he would gaze down the window of his office that faced the training ground, watching you defend and return blows after blows. You often triumphed over the others, you were determined and strong - not as much as he or the other Harbingers were, but it was... respectable.
It was enthralling to see someone much fragile and smaller training with the older soldiers, still young with so much promise. How often did he see you train outside of his supervision, exchanging blows with the soldiers and trainees that agreed to hold a small skirmish? He saw the callousness of your fingers, the bruises and cuts that littered your arms and legs. If it were possible for you to reach his heights in power and strength, to be able to train you personally would be enchantingly tempting. To teach you the way of the sword or polearm in clearer ways than the sloppy trainers that taught the fresh soldiers. To be closer to you than when you stood beside or behind him, to be able to touch you without breaking a bone.
For someone who rarely paid attention to weaker people, he was extremely attentive to your needs. Back arched to meet his crotch and hands clutching the wall for your dear life, Capitano pushed you against the alley wall with each thrust. His low grunts and groans were muted by your loud moans as he filled you over and over, hasty and deep thrusts that were made easier with the sleek that ran down your thighs. Your knees shook, weak from exertion, you would've fallen if it weren't for his solid grip on your waist, pulling and pushing you. The more noise you made the more you feared that others would hear you, mouth shakily cupping your mouth to muffle your screams, letting a few blabber and whines leave as you called him.
How many times have you cum? How many times had you screamed his name, unaware of how a few lingering ears caught on to what was happening? How many times has he filled you? Your mind was numb, nearly fucked dumb as you waiting for Il Capitano to finish. Both dried and fresh tears stained your cheeks, eyes puffed up and red as you creamed once more around his shaft, still hard and filling the void he created. Eyes wide at the mind-numbing orgasm, you hunched over, depending heavily on your boss to hold you up; and hold you up he did. Pushing you firmly against the wall, his right hand twisted and pulled your thigh up. The change of position made you shriek, moaning when he hit deeper than before, cum leaking every time he pulled out and rammed back without a stagger. You clenched around him, feeling the tell-tale sign of another orgasm that had you teetering between the lines of consciousness and unconsciousness. Capitano's pace stuttered, hips rocking irregularly until it stopped, snug between your walls that enraptured him as he filled you with another load.
Panting lightly, Capitano backed off, peering down at your gasping figure that slid to the ground, face and palm placed flat on the cold wall - you hopped it would cool down the fire that boiled within you - without a single mutter that would indicate what he did to you.
"Were going back," his deep rumble shook your core, still fresh out of the lust-crazed haze he put you in.
Even on missions - albeit rarely - he would bring you along, the occasional revisions of borders or attacks he would lead. Wherever he went, he had a strong hold on you, needing your presence by him. If he entered the battle, you needed to stay within his sight, all the while you fought as if your life depended on it - it did. You would gawk at him if you could, how swift and strong his hits were, sending his enemies flying and falling until they gave up or died. He was merciless and dangerous, so much so that those who knew him hesitated to move against him. Although ruthless, he was patient and calm, almost eerily so from words you heard, but you digressed, you learned from experience that he was a great man. Rough on the edges but dependable.
Sitting on his lap, cock pulled between your thighs and harshly thrusting into your warm walls, you yelped as he moved you to ride him. Your knees bent under you, hands clutching onto his forearm for support. A drawled-out moan escaped your lips as he hit deep, cock twitching before he continued to ram against the spot that made your mind reel with pleasure.
"Ca-Capitano-" you cried out, head rolling to the side.
His only reply was a gruff grunt, bucking his hips to meet your mid-thrust. Rough and merciless, he chased his pleasure thoughtlessly with little regard for yours, but whatever he did to you had you begging for more - even unintentionally. The thick walls of the tent did little to quiet your moans that echoed out in the cold of Snezhnaya's borders, reaching the ears of the drunk and sober soldiers around the campfire. Dignity lost in the torrent of passion, you only saw the world inside the Captain's warm tent, made hotter by the sweat that coated your naked body and the heat of your lovemaking.
His grip would leave bruises, adding to the ones on your arms and legs from training. If he couldn't leave any from fighting, he would do it through sex, leave marks of his own in the forms of purple and blue swells on your waist, hip, thighs, arms and neck.
He may be cruel, unforgiving and silent towards others, but with you, he could be attentive, caring and loving in his way, whether physical or not, he wanted you to be a part of his solemn existence in the Fatui.
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cherryxblossxms · 8 days
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🔞 Hmmmmmmm I'm in the mood for a couple things. Cucking Buggy, and edging Buggy..... 🤔
Cross guild poly ideas... Making him edge himself as he watches Croc and Mihawk take turns with you (or fuck you together, go wild). Making eye contact with him as your lick up their shafts, making him wish it was him getting that velvety heaven instead of the mediocrity of his hand.
Making him stop as he gets close, even as he watches you fall apart on someone else's cock, take their loads in your holes like youre made for it. His own cock throbbing with need, leaking like a faucet, twitching as if trying to urge you closer. His balls ready to burst, all the loads he's built up just brewing and waiting to pump you full.
And when you finally come over to greet him, the only thing he's getting is the gift of your spit and whoever's cum was in your mouth.
Or maybe getting him a little closer to the action, but still painfully denied of what he really wants. Gifting him slow, lazy licks across his shaft and balls, definitely not enough to make him cum but enough to keep him so wonderfully needy and hard for you. It's cute the way his cock has changed colors during your teasing like some kind of angry mood ring. Started out a nice standard pinkish-brown, before flushing redder and redder with each lick, until finally his head is almost an angry maroon.
You're not sure you've ever seen the veins so prominent on his shaft before, and it won't stop twitching against his thigh, so heavy with blood now. If you withdraw your touch too soon, you get to see him buck his hips forward, seeking out your touch, some stimulation, anything at all. Buggy's not even aware of all the noise he's making, the sad whines emanating from his throat, panting like a dog, the grunts he let's out when you bring him to the edge before suddenly stopping. Honestly, the noises he's making are sinful.
And if, by some very lucky chance, you decide to finally let him cum, it really is like fireworks going off. The amount of cum that sprays out, the deep cries that come out of him, the way his body jerks from the powerful orgasm. Really, it's a masterpiece to watch, and if he wasn't already overwhelmed just from this session, you'd be tempted to go again.
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hermesserpent-stuff · 1 month
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highly tempted to write ahead and write a conflict between viggo and ryker and stoick. Or with oswald.... hmmmmmmm
It would be so explosiveeeee
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tashacee · 8 months
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What's the possibility of your Dragon!Flora already know the chain (maybe expect sky) and their journeys from her time as the light dragon?
That is if you do your own lil spin on "Zelda saw the previous heroes go on their journey as she waited for her Link to complete his." fanon hc.
HMMMMMMM on the one hand i feel like she wasn't fully aware and doesn't have MUCH memory of that time. On the other hand the concept of her not knowing any specifics but finding each of the heroes weirdly familiar is so tempting. Like she doesn't know them but she feels like she's seen them before. And there's odd moments that just come to her, like 'oh yeah, you were shot out of a canon' and 'don't you have a talking hat'.
Hmmm i kind of love that.
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hmmmmmmm should i drop this name in the next chapter... i thought it would be too early but i said "fuck it i'll try it i can always take it out of the draft" and now i'm actually really very tempted. i want to see what people get from it. i want to make people google a word and get the wrong results and go ???
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