#hmmmmm what other tags

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

15 being like "you cant save everyone" vital lesson for a doctor

#and also makes me wonder how hes gonna be with all that #bc like. idk #i gotta rewatch #but like the progression from 9 through 15 abt this #will be interesting #and 15-who knows 20 will be fun too i bet #bc i thnk that like 9-14 all feel like. similar #on the same side of the scale even if they slide a bit through varying ratios of fury & resignation & desperation #but this lesson + like the tag youre it thing + the thing they said abt ruby and 15 that theyre like gossiping schoolgirls #like hmmmmm HMMMMMMM #might be interesting #if the pendulum always swings to the other side #and 14 is like Every Death Is My Fault #will 15 swing too far and be like no death is my fault? #'i was just passing through this isnt really my problem' #'i'll help out for the love of the game but if this gets complicated im out babes' #1 vibes? 'tbh this doesnt concern me and if you try to stop me i'll hit you with a rock' dffgghjfhhjg #that what they mean by soft reboot? fhkghfgjhfg

[qserasera]

i kno that *waves hands vaguely* mirai was the closest one to write fic ft nanase's pov on the whole horrible exorcists relationship debacle but

we really really really Need more of it ; w ;

#i think mirai and roe had the most nanase-san appearances written in scenes in other parts of their fic but i forgot #it would be. soooo funny tho. like #watching ur boss/clan heir fall in love with the Most Unsuitable love interest of all time. Fellow exorcist?? good! from an enemy clan? hmm #from an enemy clan that was traditionally against the matoba clan but is now significantly weaker?? hmmmmm #also matoba seiji Just will not shut up about him. at all #forever haunted by the 'oh? i heard a lot about you from the young master' scene and nanase-san's smirk WHAT DO U KNOW #then u watch from the sidelines with a :/// face as that same boss tRies and fails to flirt with 'that natori boy' for SEVEN. YEARS!!!! #dare i put this in the horrible exorcists tag #horrible exorcists

[spacedoutwitch]

Had a hectic couple of weeks, made some vent art about it. It's not sucking as much now, but I do kinda like how this turned out, so...

#Some Kinda Nonsense #Sona #Cat Dragon Snake #Hmmmmm #Do I tag the other guy?? #Unclear to me #Not sure how often I'd draw the set of them #....Not even sure what pronouns to use for them either fgbdss #Uhhhh #Intrusive Thoughts Brigade #Sure that tag'll work for now #Vent Art #Blood #It's occurred to me that AI scraping could be an issue #Hnnnnnng #Gotta figure out if my computer can handle Nightshade/Glaze #For now I'm crossing my fingers and hoping the opt out works #...I mean it's not like I get that much coverage to begin with #Eh whatever

[quirkeduptransguy]

YES my username on yt is a blood bros reference :33 i need to go to crimes world again i know in my heart and soul that i love her but i seldom show her attention .. i need to care her more ..

HOOFRAY!!!! also pretty please do!!!!!!! for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#such a good album it is Insane that like. you never really see it talked about outside of certain spaces #and even then it was originally derided for being much less heavy than its predecessors #such a smart album lyrically and even in just like certain songs like peacock skeleton with crooked feathers #which btw is my go-to song to introduce people 2 them #for obvious reasons. the way the vocals play off each other #the keyboard #aforementioned lyrics because man they’re good at writing political lyrics that are simultaneously very pointed and relevant to this day #and also just plain fun. the way they word stuff rolls off the tongue very well #which I suppose is very much in part to Whitney being a very literary guy from what I’ve read up about him #SPEAKING OF!!!!! Jesus Christ the vocals. the vocals #(positive) #very very powerful for a guy who was like…. 21-22 at the time of recording I’d reckon? #I know whitney’s vocals are a turn off for the band for most people but imo? it’s one of the main appeals. 2 me he is like an insanely good #vocalist. almost jealous that he can hit those notes as a cis guy and I can’t cause omfg in like. wolf party near the end #HOW DOES A GUY MANAGE THAT….. #I love how they incorporated elements of other genres in it. like I don’t see them as indie rock like people #for whatever reason #like to describe them as in that album #but you can hear the elements. bringing up wolf party again cause nick zinner did some of the guitar in that and he’s in an indie band no? #yeah yeah yeahs or whatevs. they’re cool seeming I should check ‘em out #ALSO sorry I kind of glossed over Blilie. he’s really fucking good in the album obvs!!!! #pretty sure he did the album art which. omfg it’s had an aesthetic chokehold on me as of late #and also just. he has a nice voice #the sort of warbley thing he has and also his screams… goated #contrary to my posting #I’m actually a bliliegirl I’d consider myself lol. Whitney happens to also have a psychic chokehold on me #this is obvious. I go by Johnny and want to go blonde HMMMMM I WONDER WHY.. #my bad for rambling in tags I just. I love that album so deeply #it’s very meaningful to my identity and songs like the title track and beautiful horses just. get me right at my core #evil neighing compilation

[trans-wojak]

#discord shenanigans #jojo shitpost #jjba shitpost #Jotaro simp #I think I am funny #my username is the best too #personal #discord posting #meme discord #discord screenshot #i am cringe but i am free #embrace the cringe #just autistic things #actually autistic #offensive memes #i am funny #idk what other tags to add #hmmmmm #autistic screeching #sorry lmao #simping for the joot #what is my life #i am autistic #just autism things

[autistic-shaiapouf]

Mystery bugs in my home and I don't recognize them! I've seen a few around at this point and might make a more formal post about it tomorrow but, mystery bugs below the cut if anyone wants to take a shot at helping me ID them:

Not the best pics but it's got an abdomen with clear markings that make me think either roach or earwig, but photos of the nymphs of either don't seem to be matching up; granted I only looked for maybe 5 minutes and mightve missed something obvious but this guy's not ringing any bells for me

#I'm about to head to bed and have quarantined the perpetrator; i feel a little bad but i dont know what he is yet #I'd feel comfortable letting an earwig or smthn like that hang out but. i have reasonable suspicion hanging around this man #bc the apartment is a little messy and. if he is a roach i may bail and look for another room U_U full respect to them #ive seen lots of pet roaches and they make me quite happy to see but idk if I want them free roaming my house... #especially knowing i can't kill them; last time i killed bugs it was a bunch of ants in the pantry and it took an emotional toll on me 😭 #I'd go the long and intensive route if it means i can keep them all alive but i know a lot of people don't swing that way #in that particular case i figured my roommates would prefer the ants to not be able to come back + the way to the backyard #door I would have taken them out of wasn't easily accessible so. massacre it was U_U #if you wanted to know ANYTHING about the type of person i am know that i physically cannot kill a bug or else I'll start crying #they're literally just little guys they're just existing!!! i can't punish them for just hanging out!!!! anyways #unfortunately small photogenic man may perish in captivity but that may afford better photo ops hmmmmm #i just need the knowledge base before i make any other judgements #you know what. let's put this in some tags actually; i was gonna formally rewrite this but may as well tag while I'm here #bugs #bugblr #insect identification #hoatm rants #I'm not overly concerned but ive seen a number of these inside now and this is the first one that's made its way to my room

[shivunin]

39 and 43 for Wen/Zevran and Maria/Fenris?? 👀

Thanks for asking, Lilou! <3

(Ship Game Asks)

39. When and how did they admit that they loved each other? If they haven’t yet, why?

Well! I did write that scene for Zev and Arianwen here, but the tl;dr of it all is that they said it on the march back to Redcliffe when things had gotten very obviously dire. Zev admitted that he wanted her to have the earring because he loves her. It's hard for her to say it outright because...well, the last time she said "I love you" it was to her mother half a lifetime ago, and I think a little part of her thinks as long as she doesn't say it out loud there might be some way to mitigate the damage if he leaves or gets hurt. (Really, it was too late a long time ago, and putting a word to this bright beautiful thing only made everything easier, but she's still got a lot to sort through and figure out!)

Fenris and Maria...I think they didn't say it explicitly until well after the events of the game, maybe not even until they found each other again post-Inquisition. They show each other love in a thousand tiny ways, and I think they both know, but it seems like saying "I love you" is something he is really uncomfortable with and she would respect that boundary. There is a certain pressure to tell someone you love them when they're not ready to say it back, you know? She wouldn't want him to feel pressured. Even after they actually exchange the words, I think they prefer to show love in other words and save that particular phrase for very special occasions.

(But you will never convince me that when he says "I am yours" or "I remain at your side" he is not actually saying "I love you," romantic or platonic. I will die on this hill. That's why Maria says "I am yours" back instead of the other, so he always knows she feels the same.)

43. If they picked out outfits for each other, what would they look like?

sjbadfbkjbkj oh my god. I am so bad at describing clothes, I don't know the names for anything, I'm sorry in advance.

I think Zev would put her in something very fancy and silvery and soft because it's the polar opposite of what she usually wears. I reblogged this dress yesterday that I think would fit the bill nicely, though she would only tolerate wearing it for any length of time because Zevran asked her to.

I actually think Arianwen would want him in something soft and form-fitting, too. Like...I want to say some kind of soft waistcoat and tight pants. With silky lingerie underneath, for reasons. She was into his outfit in the final scene from the main game, I think, if not very fond of the colors.

(and like, to be honest, I said it off the cuff the other day but she would be very into him wearing a gown. That might be what he needs to bargain with to get her into one, too. They could have a fancy date night dinner in their fancy gowns c:)

Fenris would give Maria some kind of leggings because she complains about her robes very often and she hates shoes. For the top....hm. He has strong feelings about her in red and he has a Thing for her shoulders, so something red and off-shoulder I think. Definitely a more Marches style, not something Tevene.

Maria buys him a fancy set of clothes in one of the ficlets I wrote for them and I think it would be something like that. But basically she would put him in something of fine cloth and simple but elegant details, maybe something black with silver embroidery.

Honestly? Fenris could be in any fancy clothes and it would reduce her to babbling because the sight of him in not-armor would probably be too much for her. The first time he wore pajamas in front of her, she smacked her head on the one of the posts on her bed. Fenris in formalwear might make her faint on the spot.

#maria hawke #arianwen tabris #zevwen #ask response #oc ask response #god i need to think of a tag for the other two so it doesn't go in the main one. hmmmmm #sorry!!! i have a hard time with clothes. if i have references i can describe them but i don't know what anything is called lmao #i just spent like 45 minutes trying to figure out what the type of medieval surcoat thing i was thinking of was actually called #in the end i gave up rip #but i reiterate here: fenris in any fancy clothes might kill maria on the spot. she is a simple woman with simple needs

[drewsaturday]

actually. thinking abt trollhunters/lost world teevee show again and like,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, i know i said marguerite and nomura probably fucked but marguerite was a spy in ww1. you know who else was a spy in ww1?

toby's fucking grandmother.

#trollhunters tag #THEY fucked #marguerite was like... a triple spy too so someone def broke someone's heart during it all #anyway. i have my lil cracky headcanons abt strickler/nancy during the spy days and this just makes it ??? worse??? better??? idk #but bc i place him in some ww1 shenanigans i feel like if i ALSO place him on the plateau innnn the '20s-ish #marguerite would recognize him and i cant tell if that's more fun or less #also marguerite is ... very much a scalie and if she sees strickler's troll form she's gonna wanna jump his bones hMMmmM #they probs think strickler's w the reptile ppl at first bc Green #when no he's just there trying to get a hold of some ancient evil artifact nbd #nomura might also be there bc theyre like racing to find something before the other can and theyre the #resident history bitch changelings #ij ust want marguerite to out-manipulate strickler and/or fuck him and/or fuck nomura #and then probably have another PTSD Cave experience forcing her to remember stuff that happened with nancy #like what happened in PTSD Cave Episode Number 17 with that canon girl form her past whose name i cant remember #strickler also would probs have ties to roxton's family actually #and maaaaaybe funded some of challenger's past expeditions #i think summerlee is a weird father figure to nomura but she wont admit it #etc #oHH MAYBEEEE :| maybe strickler was part of veronica's fam's expedition and he's kinda responsible. for what happened there. #or he tried to sabotage some stuff at leasttttt #:') lol #J;LDSF;LKJSFLKSDJFLKSD WAIT IM A FUCKING /FOOL/ MARGUEIRTE IS MORRIGAN RIGHT #ik there is no real tie between the morrigan and morgan le fay but lost world would be the place to mix them up #so maybe strickler is literally there trying to find morrigan as a vessel for morgana #BECAUSE. VERONICA'S PARENTS ARE IN AVALON RIGHT. AND THERE'S A CONNECTION W THAT AND MARGUERITE. #iu cant REMEMVER the connection but if it wasnt significant then maybe veronica is supposed to be the vessel??? #hhfj;lkjsldj im in hell #i think . they might after be veronica considering her lineage but whatever happens i think #the lost world fam would get some clue to where veronica's parents are #so it has some purpose for them

[dementedfilament]

quick question (if you don't mind) but what are willow & Sam like in your imperium!Verse

Ever since that William & Kalila fic I've been curious...

Is it similar to canon or is it different?

I don’t mind at all! Though, tbh I haven’t thought much on them in the Imperium since Darlin’ is supposed to be dead. I also don’t remember if/where that was mentioned...if I’m going to be transparent here, I’m not super caught up on the Imperium lore because I always fall asleep when listening to them xD I think watching them for the sake of the Will/Kalila fic was the first time I heard Vincent and Adam’s all the way through, and Sam’s I ended up having to skip around in. I do know the general roles the characters are in, but the worldbuilding I’m fuzzy on.

However, I did see a post once talking about what if certain characters were transported into the Imperium and met their alternate selves, and I’ve been toying with that idea specifically for David, Darlin’/Willow, and Sam a little (nothing noteworthy to mention though). I thought about asking those people if I could borrow that idea for a fic, but the post is probably buried now, and that requires me to not be lulled to sleep by the sedative sounds of evil so I can learn the lore and figure out a semblance of a plotline, lmao.

I say all that to say, I probably won’t think much on a “Darlin’ lives” AU, but may think on that above idea more instead. Maybe. idk. Now that the idea is planted in my head, I may think on both 🤔

#[ The Faceless from the Void ] #redacted sam #redacted darlin #Darlin' Willow #like...what would Darlin' be like in the AU... #how does this world even function in terms of being out in society... #would Willow and Sam even know each other? #would Willow still know Quinn? #*gasp* maybe Willow killed Quinn and now runs his gang? #but then how would they meet? #would Sam pull a semi-Will and like hold Willow hostage? #hmmmmm #I said I probably wouldn't think on it #and yet here I am #in the tags #doing that thing #lmfao

[raspberrysmoon]

If you wanna do the dnd campaign after all…

youre convincing me 😭

ive gotta get into dnd somehow right. maybe i do want to do the dnd campaign

#btw this is the scariest ask ive ever answered /pos #FUCK am i really thinking about this????? #hold on pro/con list. coming up. this isnhow i make decisions bear with me here #i could learn how to play dnd. positive #i would get to talk to people with similar interests more often. positive #i would keep contact with andi. positive #scary. negative #my parents could get upset. negative #could introduce me to a game i end up really liking. positive #hm. #thats 4/2 pos/neg. hmm #socialization. positive #im really hard to schedule with. negative for everyone involved #fun. probably. positive #thats a lot of positives #am i just really scared of this #is that my issue #j think it is #hmmmmm #im stupid. negative for others not me. maybe thatll be fun though because i can make silly mistakes with insane confidence #call yhat a positive #7/4 pro/cons. fear is two cons #yeah. yes. yep okay. yes. im going to post this saying yes. i AM. i will. im going to. fuck i am. holy shit #DUCKING HIT THE POST BUTTON BRO OH MY GOD #i am. paralyzed by fear actually. fascinating #are other people like this. does this happen to other people #talk about attemtion seeking huh. crazy #anyway. heres your friend tag #pango!!! 🌻 #THERES A FUCKING TAG LIMIT???? WHAT???? i hit tag limit. this is the last one 😭

[hoennislands]

I do find it interesting how some on here insist and demand to be catered to for their own wellbeing but refuse to take such consideration for other things and other people!!!

#allie.txt #it’s expecting people to tag things for your benefit but when it comes other’s issues it’s ’you’re responsible for what you consume’ #hmmmmm!!!!!

[lewisvinga]

my mistake | lando norris x fem! reader

summary; lando had been chasing after oscar’s friend, y/n for a couple months now. he’s confused on why she keeps dismissing him until he finally got his answer

fc; nailea devora

warnings; cursing

taglist; @namgification

note; requested !

masterlist !

liked by oscarpiastri, landonorris, and others

yourusername: thank u mclaren n oscar for having me 🧡

tagged; oscarpiastri, mclaren

mclaren: always a joy to have you😎🧡

username: pretty girls stan y/n

oscarpiastri: ur annoying

yourusername: god forbid a girl ask for food

oscarpiastri: i kept getting weird stares bc you made me get you 4 plates of food.

yourusername: THE CHICKEN PASTA WAS GOOD🙎‍♀️🙎‍♀️🙎‍♀️🙎‍♀️

username: her friendship w oscar is everything

username: PAPAYAAA

landonorris: you’re forgetting someone 🤔

yourusername: no i don’t think so

landonorris: a handsome brit? 😁

yourusername: oh! lewis😁

landonorris: i meant me…

yourusername: ok !

username: lando😭

Y/N L/N ANSWERS YOUR FAN QUESTIONS!

lando👍

y/n

y/n

y/n🌷

what now lando

lando👍

what happened to u and why’d u distance yourself from f1😁

y/n🌷

none of ur business

lando👍

pleaseeee

aren’t we bffs😁😁😁

y/n🌷

no we are not

you just got my number from osc

lando 👍

well i’m not leaving you alone until you tell me

y/n

y/nnnnnn

answer

answer

answer

pleaseeeeeee🙏

y/n🌷

you really don’t remember?

lando👍

no?

y/n🌷

2019

i was starting to gain a following but nothing like what i have now

and i went to a race and i was so excited to be there and then i saw you

of course i was happy to see you but then when i smiled, you just rolled your eyes at me and looked really annoyed at me

and that hurt , lando

lando👍

shit

y/n i honestly don’t remember

but fuck i’m sorry

y/n🌷

whatever im over it

just sucks when someone you’re a fan of acts annoyed by u xx

but then i met osc and now he’s my friend so now i’m back into this f1 shit

lando👍

y/n seriously i’m so sorry

it was my mistake, i must’ve thought you were someone else

let me make it up to you

y/n🌷

it’s fine lando

past is past but just wanted you to know

lando👍

no i wanna make it up

y/n🌷

i said it’s fine

lando👍

nope!

not until i can make u laugh

at least let me take you out for lunch

y/n🌷

hmmmmm

fine

but i’m gonna order a feast

lando👍

fine by me😁

liked by landonorris, oscarpiastri, and others

yourusername: how does 1 live knowing that u invited someone out for food only to steal their fries ….. #landonorrisisover

tagged; landonorris

landonorris: u got full after 3 bites of your burger

yourusername: wrong it was 4! and it was a very big n filling burger!!

landonorris: omg u finally posted me 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

yourusername: don’t make me delete this post, lando norris 😒

username: i just know lando is giggling knowing he finally made it to a y/n post

username: did months of lando norizz flirting in her comments actually pay off??

oscarpiastri: wow.

yourusername: omw w fries for u don’t worry pooks

landonorris: worry if i eat them all

oscarpiastri: shut up lando norizz

lilyzneimer: miss u sm🥹🥹

yourusername: i miss u more💔 lmk when ur going to a race 😞

username: y/n gorgeous omg

username: wait who is that???

username: f1 driver and teammates w y/n friend oscar!

liked by yourusername, carlossainz55, and others

lando.jpg: the gf chronicles

tagged; yourusername

yourusername: fuck u and those stupid burgers and ur stupid jokes and ur stupid cute smile and the latte u bought me

lando.jpg: don’t worry guys she just hasn’t had her afternoon nap yet

yourusername: i’m so tired 😞😞

yourusername: bf🔥

lando.jpg: gf🔥

username: oh hello

username: wHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?

username: she’s scute i love her sm

username: idk who i want more him or her

carlossainz55: about time ! i didn’t know how many more calls of you talking about y/n i could handle!😂😂

yourusername: awh he talks abt me??

lando.jpg: not you exposing me, carlos 😒

oscarpiastri: fuck you you left me with half of my fries that time

lando.jpg: they were good sorry not sorry

yourusername: bro he’s such a fries stealer, i can’t ever eat my fries in peace

lando.jpg: tomato tomato

#formula one x reader #f1 x reader #f1 smau #f1 scenario #formula one scenarios #f1 imagine #formula one imagines #formula one imagine #f1 scenarios #formula one social media au #lando norris smau #lando norris x y/n #lando norris x reader #lando norris imagine #lando norris scenarios

[dannyricsmirrorball]

fifth wheel • ln4 part 2 ੈ✩‧₊˚

ੈ✩‧₊˚ pairing || lando norris x reader

ੈ✩‧₊˚ genre || social media au

ੈ✩‧₊˚ summary || y/n is always fifth wheeling george, carmen, alex, and lily.

ੈ✩‧₊˚ a/n || hope you guys enjoy part 2! part 3 will be out soon as well ;)

part 1 part 3

liked by lissiemackintosh, landonorris, and 79,420 others

yourusername 🐚🌊🌅

username1 summer break y/n is slaying

username2 she tagged along george and carmen’s trip 😭😭 they really can’t get rid of her

carmenmmundt 😍😍

⤷ yourusername i love u

georgerussell63 stop stealing my girlfriend

⤷ yourusername never!

georgerussell63 also come downstairs, me and carmen have been waiting for half an hour! how are u not ready yet???

⤷ yourusername patience is a virtue georgie

⤷ landonorris that’s code for 2 more hours georgie

username2 omg lando y/n interaction. he’s defs w them rn!

lilymhe missing youse 😓

⤷ alex_albon am i not enough?

⤷ yourusername u cant compare to me and carmen alex don’t be silly

⤷ alex_albon oh ofc my bad

username3 ig lando and y/n really aren’t together

⤷ username4 what? what makes u say that?

⤷ username3 look at his recent

liked by lilymhe, redbullracing, and 755,565 others

landonorris waves and friends 🤙

redbullracing that jet-ski looks familiar 👀

username5 omg lando in the red bull life vest

username6 OMG the girls hands in the second pic??? y/n????

⤷ username7 it’s not her

⤷ username6 how do u know?

⤷ username7 she’s not in thai land. she’s in spain w carmen and george, lando is in thai land obv w lily and alex and a few of their other friends.

⤷ username8 or maybe it’s just lily lol

lilymhe cowabunga dudeee 😮‍💨

⤷ yourusername omg lily stop this.

⤷ landonorris yeah what she said 😟

f1wags lando spotted w mystery girl in corsica

username13 kinda looks like y/n…

⤷ username14 i wishhhh but y/n is w george and carmen in ibiza now i’m pretty sure

⤷ username15 nah i’m convinced that this is y/n (i’m delusional)

username16 how do we manage to get all these pics but not one that has an identifiable face

⤷ username17 maybe it’s for the better. he doesn’t owe us anything, we should respect their privacy.

username4 wasn’t he just in thai land?

landonorris

liked by carlossainz55, danielricciardo, and 543,980 others

landonorris summer lovin’

username18 he’s gone girls 🫠

username19 this looks a lot like y/n just saying

⤷ username20 u guys need to get over this. she’s literally in ibiza. he is not.

maxfewtrell down so bad

⤷ landonorris u would be too

yourusername cute congrats

⤷ landonorris cheers mate.

⤷ username21 damn we were really off, they really are just mates

⤷ username22 idk sounds kinda bitter to me 🫣

alex_albon you have definitely never watched grease

⤷ landonorris how does this have anything to do w grease??

⤷ alex_albon yeah i’m not even surprised

mclaren 👀👀

⤷ username23 admin what do u know?!

username24 lando norris soft launching?? never though i’d see the day

riabish ahhh so cute

liked by landonorris, oscarpiastri, and 92,403 others

yourusername happened so fast

⟟ ibiza, spain

tagged carmenmmundt, georgerussell63, danielricciardo, heidiberger_

heidiberger_ fave gal 🤍

⤷ yourusername miss u already babe 💘

⤷ danielricciardo what bout me

⤷ yourusername free enchante beach club 🧐🧐

⤷ danielricciardo hmmmmm

⤷ enchante we’ll see what we can do yourusername 😉

⤷ yourusername thanku for coming in clutch admin!

username25 she couldn’t third wheel lily and alex so she decided to find daniel and heidi LMFAO

⤷ username26 don’t think she’s third wheeling anymore… 🫣😟

username26 DONT THINK WE DONT SEE THAT LAST PIC Y/N

username27 y/n soft launching. what is happening?

username28 i’m still convinced that it’s lando

⤷ username29 she literally tagged ibiza, i don’t think she can make it anymore clear. they’re in two diff countries 😐

landonorris cute 👍

⤷ yourusername thanks dude

⤷ username30 yeah they were def talking and then fucked it up and are both bitter abt it

⤷ username28 yeah ok ig it’s not lando

liked by georgerussell63, charles_leclerc, and 142,309 others

yourusername mems under the sun

username32 slayed the summer dump

carmenmmundt best vacay w the best people

⤷ yourusername 😘😘

username33 when are we gonna find out who the man is?!

landonorris nice

⤷ yourusername 👍👍

username34 jesus christ what is going on lando and y/n

alexandrasaintmleux the prettiest 🤍

⤷ yourusername miss u 💘💘

alex_albon you know how to swim??

⤷ yourusername cant wait to swap ur hair dye when u least expect it albono

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landonorris almost at the end

tagged alex_albon, lilymhe, georgerussell63, yourusername

username34 OMG HE TAGGED Y/N THEY ARE DATING

⤷ landonorris we played paintball, she’s in the first pic.

alex_albon why’d u make it sound so dramatic “almost at the end”

⤷ username35 alex is nothing if not a hater

username36 what i would do to play paintball w lando, alex, george, lily, and y/n

carmenmmundt oh.

⤷ landonorris carmen…

⤷ carmenmmundt ig u and ur gf have more in common then i thought 😐😒

⤷ username37 what does this mean…?

⤷ username38 if i speak 🤐

username39 i fear we need to stop being delulu… he basically said it’s not her in the last pic and she didn’t even like or comment

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yourusername twas’ a perfect summa

username37 holy shit

username38 that dress looks familiar…

⤷ yourusername yeah me and every other bitch own it 🤷‍♀️

⤷ username39 i have never seen someone deny and squash rumours as quickly as lando and y/n have been doing

⤷ username38 y/n calling lando’s gf every other btich 😭 she’s so messy

alex_albon food that isn’t breakfast… in bed. freak!

⤷ yourusername okay freak.

username39 time to accept that y/n is no longer the designated third wheel and it’s not bc she’s w lando 🫠

francisca_cgomes sexy 💞💞

⤷ yourusername loverrrrr

lilymhe wonder why 🫣

⤷ carmenmmundt hmmmm i wonder…

part 3 here!

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[hazelfoureyes]

Hello! Not sure if you're taking requests, so do ignore this if you feel like it.

I adore your work sm!! Rewatching the Stayed Gone mv, Vox had a picture of a bootleg Alastor and pointing to his microphone were the words "dildo?"

Do you think you could write an Alastor x Reader, or just Alastor pleasuring himself with the microphone? (That sounds weird now-)

Thank you for taking the time to read this!

-🍺

Good Vibrations

the way I immediately knew what to do is proof of my depravity. I know it isn’t exactly what you meant but this is what I’m comfortable with writing. This was a quick little 30 minute write, I hope it still brings you joy 🎙️

After you make an offhand comment about doubting if his microphone actually works, Alastor finds a creative way to convince you while at dinner with the group.

tags/warnings/promises: Alastor x Reader, erotic but not smut?, smut is explicit, this is just horny, the microphone does in fact work, vibrator

Rarely was Alastor without his microphone. Even Vox made note of it. But, his voice sounded like it came from his mouth. Sure there was a radio affect to it, but he was a demon after all. You couldn’t figure out how it worked. Or rather, if it worked.

As you all waited to take your seats for dinner, Niffty having turned out to be a surprisingly good cook, you were caught staring.

“Is there something I can do for you?”, Alastor leaned down to meet your eyeline.

You blinked, “Oh, sorry. Just wondering if that even works.”

“If what works?”

“Your microphone.”

He knew it worked, of course. But your question felt… offensive. “Do you think I’d carry a functionless microphone around?”

Without hesitation you replied, “I do, yes.”

“Oh absolutely!” Angel pushed between you two.

“You do have a flare for the dramatic, boss.” Husk took his seat beside Angel.

Charlie nervously scratched her cheek, “I always wondered that too! But it worked in Cannibal Town, so I’m a believer now.”

“But wait-,” Vaggie looked to Charlie, “If it worked when you put it to your mouth why doesn’t he have to? It’s literally everywhere but his mouth.”

Alastor’s forced grin strained against this cheeks, black gums showing. You gave him a shrug and joined the group. He took his seat opposite you, pulling his chair in all the way.

You’d already forgotten the conversation when you felt something graze across your lap. Before you could investigate, Alastor spoke, “Why don’t we all say what we did today! I’ll go first!” Your knees shot up, knocking the table as a strong vibration lit up your crotch.

Vaggie leaned in, “You good?”

Slowly, eyes wide, you looked up to meet Alastor’s wicked smile.

“I went downtown to grab a fresh cut of venison. Niffty makes the best venison roast this side of Pentagram City.” You white knuckled the edge of the table, glancing down to see the microphone resting between your thighs. The top was nestled firmly above your mound.

“Hmmm what else? Oh! I got some deviled eggs. My, what a treat. My mother made the best deviled eggs. You know-,” as he droned on, you tried to push your chair away from the table. “Ah ah! It’s so rude to leave while someone is speaking.” He leaned back, foot reaching under the table to hook around your chair’s leg and pull you forward.

“Aww Al, you never talk so much! This is great. What else did you do today?” Charlie rested her cheek on her hand, eyes sparkling at Alastor.

“I am so glad you asked! Let me think, hmmmmm” He drew out the consonant, the sound making a rougher vibration than others. You were hunched over the table, biting your bottom lip to keep quiet. “Oh I went to— what is it called again? Ummmmm,” Your leg shot up again, the silverware clanking against your plate.

“Will you just fucking say it?!” You spit it out louder than you meant.

“Woah! That’s not very nice.” Charlie gave you a disappointed look, pulling a groan from you, “What’s gotten into you?”

Angel looked over to you, “You doin’ alright? You’re like… sweatin’.”

“What indeed, Charlie. Well, anyway! I think I’ve made my point!” You felt the weight of the microphone slide down your thighs and past your knees. You took in a deep breath, finally able to relax your body.

“You’re pretty pale…”, Husk commented, “You sick or something?”

Angel pushed your hair from your forehead, “That face looks so familiar.”

Before you could answer, Alastor opened his mouth, “I think she should lie down. Allow me to escort you to bed, my dear.”

“You are so sweet today! I love it! Fuck yeah!” Charlie punched the air. Alastor came behind you and pulled your chair back for you. “Take your time, if she’s sick maybe she shouldn’t be alone.”

“If you say so!” Alastor practically sang the words. With both hands on your shoulders, he guided you out of the room.

“He’s the best.” Charlie beamed, “Alright whose next?”

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