sorry we left your boyfriend's corpse outside the city gates. the king said if anyone buries him they're going to get put to death. yeah the birds and dogs are eating him :/
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Sapkowski was insane for creating Geralt. The guy's name is Geralt of Rivia. He's not Rivian, has probably never been there but he still managed to get the accent right. People hate him as soon as he opens his mouth because they think he's Rivian (and also because of the atrocities but that's another story). He's knighted by the queen of Lyria and Rivia herself by accident, it goes to his head enough to distract him from his main quest then he deserts and makes himself a pariah, all in the span of a few days. Months later, he's killed by a mob in Rivia, a nameless victim in a crowd.
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the world tried to burn all the mercy out of me but you know i wouldnt let it. the world tried to burn all the mercy out of me but you know i wouldnt let it. the world tried to burn all the mercy out of me but you know i wouldnt let it. the world tried to burn all the mercy out of me but you know i wouldnt let it. the world tried to burn all the mercy out of me but you know i wouldnt let it. the world tried to burn all the mercy out of me but you know i wouldnt let it. the world tried to burn all the mercy out of me but you know i wouldnt let it.
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pov u fell off the ropes course while trying to impress your co counselors and passed out (they were totally laughing at u btw)
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dreamling as modern parents is a hilarious concept to me because they are both so fucked up and unsuitable for normal life really.
you just know that their kid would get bullied some time by another kid. and they'd go to 'mediation' or whatever at the school. and hob would really truly be this close to punching a five year old in the face. and would only barely restrain himself because he's supposed to be a better person in this century and he needs to set a better example for his child.
instead he punches the child's parent in the face.
then while hob is proudly congratulating himself on not decking an elementary schooler, dream shows up and, without thinking about it for more than .00001 seconds, curses the child with ten years of nightmares.
that's dreamling as modern parents in my mind.
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i think my favorite thing about tim and bernard is just how in love tim is with bear. usually in civilian x hero relationships the civilian is always way more in love with the hero than vice versa. but with tim and bernard, tim is sooo fuckin gone for bear, it almost stops being cute and borders on lame. pathetic even.
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Cannot fucking believe I have to say this but:
butch ≠ big and broad and muscly
femme ≠ waify and delicate and shy
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