#his ass is not eating that by himself!!

[sariphantom]

Rise April 2024 Days 1, 2, and 3: Trick, Fashion, and Crossover

Technically... Usagi counts as crossover, considering he's from a different show.

#rise april 2024 art challenge #rise april 2024 #rise april #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #save rottmnt #save rise of the tmnt #unpause rottmnt #unpause rise of the tmnt #rise season 3 #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #my art #rottmnt leo #rise leo #usagi yuichi #usagi chronicles #samurai rabbit #yuichi usagi #leosagi #because usgai's from a different show and is NOT from Rise TMNT his appearance here technically counts as crossover #which is perfect because Usagi's the PERFECT candidate to be the rabbit in Leo's magic trick #let's not forget that Leo canonically loves magic #i mean he's the only one who ENJOYS the Hypno clone sawing himself in half and eating popcorn #while the others are just getting their asses kicked by the other clones #except Raph #he took down his evil clone LIKE A BOSS #Leo's stipes gave me such a hard time in this one #this is probably the best I could get with his stripes because the other attempts turned out TERRIBLE #okay rant over #I'm very late but managed to combine all three prompts together

[h0estar]

DAMIAN????????????? ARE YOU GOOD BRO??????????????

#these kids are wild bruh. anya didn't even do anything 😭 #THE WAY DAKIAN WAS THE ONE WHO SAID THIS TOO LIKR HOMIE #in case u forgot she sucker punched ur ass 💀 #AND SHE CAN AND WILL DO IT AGAIN #i get that he's 6 and a brat and a loser and a kid but wow 😭 i hope anya stepped on his foot on purpose bc my guy deserved it #i love him still #I JUST KNOW THIS KID WOULD EAT ERASER SHAVINGS IF IT MEANT BONDING W HIS DAD #he's so mean i hope he embarrasses himself then gets a big fat hug #spy x family #sxf #spy x family spoilers #sxf spoilers #spy x family 96.1 #spy x family chapter 96.1 #sxf chapter 96.1 #sxf 96.1

[nonokoko13]

SPOILERS MANGA CHAPTER 3: OCTAVINELLE

OMG THIS YUU IS SO SO CUTE!!!!!!

LOOK AT HIM/THEM. ADORABLE. I WANNA HUG HIM/THEM 💖💖💖

Edit: Apparently his name is Yuuta, 16 yo. Maybe his surname is Mito, from what I heard in Reddit. I also read there that his family owns a Chinese restaurant, until you have better sources or find where it says that yourselves don't take it as official.

#twst manga #twisted wonderland #manga spoilers #episode of octavinelle #he/they look sweet and altruistic unlike the octa bastards #also I'm starting to see a pattern here: #Yuuken: Tall & physically strong // Riddle: short % not known for his achievements in PE #Leona: An ass with everyone except for women. Fear them a bit bc in his homeland they are strong asf #// Yuuka: a girl strong asf (probably? Idk I still have to finish that chapter but she seems pretty strong to me) #Now Azul: bullied by his fatness and ashamed of his past appearance // This Yuu: fat. Either proud or okay with it? #Or maybe when Yuu was younger was also bullied so both understand each other but unlike Azul they/he accepted himself instead of changing? #it's like whoever's Yuu is the opposite of the OB student but similar in some way #twst theory #EDIT: Another difference. This yuu may like eating savory/sweet food instead of restraining themselves. Like no diets whatsoever #all of this is just speculation tho #yuuta mito

[gearbroth]

[concept-dump] Space-au - (main(?) Antagonist) Skal, enemy of sun and mentor to iron

#spaceau #tf2 space au #gordon freeman #ironstar gordon #skal the chimera #my ocs #myart #yes theres homoerotic tension yes youre reading that right #skal was initially a one-off antagonist to 100years ago/pre-team sol and boone #but i decided to keep him alive and he somehow got involved with gordon and now theres so much stuff between them aksdjhad #skal helps indirectly shape gordon into his own person while gordon breaks skal down from his skyhigh ego #human helps alien accept he's not human and thats okay while alien helps human accept he's only human and thats okay #you dunno what they do to my brain was possessed by them the whole ass move #he also changes the most throughout the whole story like visually i mean x'D this is all the same guy i swear #he's just veeeeeeeeeery old and goes through a lotta ego death jkhfdsfd #he's originally an outcast astronomer from the 1500s #turns into a deranged alchemist who figures out how to eat celestial cores in order to make himself into a star #yknow how it is khsjdffsd #anyway i told my friend about skal and they said he reminded them of an owlhouse character #and now ive watched the show and im lookin back on this guy and im sdjfkhfsgd yeah yeah he does have that vibe #also he's dutch and his voiceclaim his sigma(overwatch) bc that guy was squandered and i love his voice still #a lot of these pics are panels from a lil voiceline compilation thing i didnt finish kjhdsfsk #maybe ill post it if i can finish editting it

[akkivee]

The Yamada Family's Special Curry: Hypmic Curry Drama Track TL

Jiro: A curry battle huh…? They sure came up with a weird idea this time around…

Ichiro: I also think it’s a strange concept, but I still want to prove we’re the best. Will you two help me out?

Jiro & Saburo: Of course!!

Ichiro: Glad to hear it!

Saburo: We’re used to making curry so I think we should get started immediately!

Ichiro: Ah, about that… *places down a plate* I actually went ahead and made a prototype curry!

Saburo: As expected, Ichi-nii, you prepared something beforehand!

Ichiro: If we’re going to win over everyone, we can’t just use our usual curry. I was hoping you guys could help me perfect the ultimate curry!

Saburo: Then we’ll try the prototype so we can start ameliorating any flaws it may have!!

Jiro: A-Ameli…?? I don’t get what he just said but you can leave its flavour to me!!

Ichiro: Thanks, you two! Then, why don’t you go ahead and give it a taste?

Jiro & Saburo: Absolutely! *eats*

Jiro & Saburo: Mmm??

Jiro: This isn’t the flavour of our usual curry…! Did he really forget the most important part…??

Saburo: It’s greasy and tastes terrible…! I don’t want to say something Ichi-nii made is unpleasant but…!!

Ichiro: So how is it??

Jiro: I-I’ve never had anything like it before…

Saburo: W-what did you put in it?

Ichiro: *starts bringing out ingredients* So for the roux, I decided not to use anything you can buy from the store and made a completely original spice blend! I also used domestic A5 graded black beef and fatty mackerel!

Jiro: Yeah…?

Saburo: I see…

*phone rings*

Ichiro: Sorry, I gotta take this, it’s a work call. …Hello, how may I help you?

Jiro: *downs a glass of water* Hey Saburo, what did Nii-chan do to this curry??

Saburo: How am I supposed to know?? I can only assume he was so focused on beating the competition, failed to give it any rational thought.

Jiro: Damn it…! Even though Nii-chan’s usual curry is already the most delicious…!

Saburo: My thoughts exactly! He didn’t need to use these fancy ingredients, Ichi-nii’s curry is already exquisite…!

Jiro: We gotta bring Nii-chan back to his senses!

Saburo: As loathe as I am to work hand in hand with incompetence, there’s no other way…!

Ichiro: Sorry, guys, I’m back! So, what should I add to improve the curry?

Jiro & Saburo: *nods at each other*

Jiro: Aniki, I’ll give it to you straight. No matter what you add, this ain’t gonna be our curry!

Ichiro: What??

Jiro: I get where you’re coming from, but you shouldered this by yourself without even talking to us… Isn’t that messed up?

Saburo: I feel similarly to Jiro. If we’re going up against the other divisions, shouldn’t our bonds as brothers shine through?

Ichiro: Our bonds as brothers…?

Jiro & Saburo: And so, we should use our usual curry!

Ichiro: But, if we use our usual curry, wouldn’t you be able to tell the roux uses store bought curry and ingredients that were on sale? If we want to beat the others, then—

Jiro: But that’s what makes it our curry!

Saburo: Just like with our rap as the Buster Bros!!!, there wouldn’t be any point to winning if it’s not who we are!

Ichiro: You guys… *eats the curry* …Yeah, you’re right, this isn’t our curry. I understand what you mean!

Jiro & Saburo: …!!

Ichiro: Okay, let’s head out to the store to buy the stuff we usually use in our curry!

Jiro: Yeah! Once we hit up the shopping district, I’ll find the best bargain after a few rounds around the shops!

Saburo: According to my research, the type of roux that’s favoured across multiple age generations would be one that’s a bit sweet and hits the medium range in spiciness!

Ichiro: Thanks! I’m counting on you guys!

Saburo: Oh, there’s one more thing…

Jiro: What? We’re about to head out.

Saburo: No, it’s just, since we’re going to have to sell it, doesn’t that mean we need to come up with a name for our curry? I think the usual naming conventions revolve around the main ingredients used in the product.

Jiro: We got vegetables, fish, meat… If we go off of that, we’ve just got a variety curry.

Ichiro: We don’t even have to worry about that! No matter the ingredients, this is the “Yamada Family’s Special Curry”! And with it, the three of us will beat all the rest!!

#ichiro yamada #jiro yamada #saburo yamada #buster bros #hypmic #hypnosis mic #my batch got very little meat veggies etc but ngl #them bros be eating gooooooood bro it was so good 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #saburo said the most palatable curry roux was kinda sweet kinda spicy and my basic ass agrees LOL #this track made me cry lmao coming from mtr's track where they flouted their wealth to bb's #where ichiro wanted to use wealth as a wow factor since they really don't have luxury #and using that hardship as part of their package all i want is for the buster bros to be happy goddamn 😭❤😭❤😭❤ #i'm uhhhh starting to be a little concerned that all of these tracks snuck in a hint or two of possible points of character focus lol #getting ichiro to include his bros in his plans posse projecting issues on their curry kuukou and excess/by himself #so the other three then......... hm.......... #curry tl

[starryeyedadmirer]

✨He’d make such a perfect lazy, sloppy househusband!!!✨

#starry eyes #hayes grier #hayes grier feet #✨to come to this sight🥰✨ #✨him sitting on his ass… eating and getting fat✨ #✨i bet he’s so full and bloated under that shirt✨ #✨he probably looks so cute bloated✨ #✨i’m definitely helping him stuff himself✨ #✨i wanna stuff him full… until he’s all big and round✨ #✨god his feet are big✨ #✨i wonder what his feet smell like✨ #✨they’re so thick and meaty✨ #✨they look so meaty✨ #✨so meaty✨

[sketchyfandomgirl]

Ghost eats a lot. He has to if he wants to keep his huge physique and the demand of being able to carry almost a hundred pounds of gear at minimum and have the strength to fight his foes with the precise speed he canonically has in hand to hand as well as running as fast as fcking Captain America??

We have seen this man run through that forest in that one video??? Iykyk.

Yeah, I’m sorry to say but that man is PACKING away food like a damn horse. There’s no way that man starves himself. That’s a motherfucker who has the appetite to compete with a fucking Hobbit. He’s got a special diet of five meals per day💀

#this man eats the military out of house and home #I’m sorry but I do NOT believe for a second Simon starved himself for days like some people hc #especially if he’s on deployment #when he’s at home? I truly believe he’s binging food all day. #I mean he’s got food within five feet of his vicinity. It doesn’t matter if it’s cooked by him or shit he bought at a market #that’s also not to mention if he has a fast metabolism he’s going to be hungry within like an hour or two. he needs those calories #big beast of a man like him eats lke there’s no tomorrow #I’m sorry to rant(?) but this has been bothering me for a hot minute #the only reason *why* he might not eat is either rationing giving it to another who needs it more like an injured comrade or civilians #A hangry Simon Riley would level a town for some Cheetos #this man would be grateful if someone cooked him a big ass meal and it meets his huge appetite lbr #a way to a man’s heart? through the stomach #cod #cod mw2 #cod modern warfare #cod mwii #ghost cod #simon ghost riley #simon riley #simon riley call of duty #ghost call of duty #simon riley x reader

[july-19th-club]

harrykim and tomparis hopelessly awkward in the cafeteria what social blunders will the commit!!

#tom just discovered he has a crush on his buddy who is basically married and he's like . oh my god i can never let her know #oh my god she's right there harry what do i do. ignore her right #and harry is like. shit eating grin. you wouldnt want to be RUDE #i actually think the tom kes neelix thing is so funny because neelix has zero to worry about #his girlfriend who was one years old when they met is hopelessly in love with his jealous ugly ass #but tom paris is a perfectly nice handsome humanoid man . and it's LOGICAL that since he and kes are already buddies #something might spring up between them . but the thing that springs up is neelix's obnoxious emasculation #tom himself is being a completely dogged gentleman about the whole problem and is like. well sensible really #oh i would never interfere in a friend's relationship. plus our lifespans aren't compatible and i like being friends #like it's very funny how little neelix has to worry and how sincerely he's determined to make his unfounded fear everyone's problem #star trek #star trek: voyager #q

[starlooove]

#torn between this nigga is such a loser #and this nigga was high asf when he said this #if Tim Stans weren’t so annoying i could make pothead tim jokes in peace #but instead of it being funny they’ll be like he’s so badass he’s high all the time or whatever #like there’ll always be that feeling of adoration under #but also it’s so funny that y’all wanna act like tim can’t take care of himself #but he is usually shown eating extremely healthy with the exception of zesti #and for the spleen angst to exist he HAS to be careful with himself bc he’s literally immunocompromised #so it’s also funny if he’s just. the pinnacle of good health #like his room is dirty but he also has a specific workout and diet plan he follows religiously #Billionaire Boy Tim Drake says NO to vape #‘you don’t wanna end up like my father 💔’ #(disclaimer his fathers death had nothing to do with drugs we don’t know why he said that) #lame ass

[bloodxhound]

𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄'𝐒 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐓𝐒. repost  and  rate  your  muse's  traits,   then  tag  your  followers.

Compassion: 8 / 10

Bitterness: 7 / 10

Happiness: 6 / 10

Politeness: -10 / 10

Chivalry: 2 / 10

Pride: 10 / 10

Honesty: 7 / 10

Bravery: 9.5 / 10

Recklessness: 100 / 10

Ambition: 10 / 10

Loyalty: 🐶 / 10

Love: ? / 10

Sense of family: -1 / 10

Attractiveness: 12 / 10

Agility: 8 / 10

Sex drive: 8 / 10

tagged by: stolen ♡ / tagging: @kagoshou, @virtusdemonte, @kamipyre, @tenderpulsive, @bloodthirstyflower, @lovlorne, @cuttingcanine & you : ) !

#【♞】 tag game. #listen. he rated his looks himself #but if i did? he's my little barkbark i'd give him a 10 < 3 #idk what love means in that context so. shruggie #love for m.oozilla? love for beating stupid ppl's asses? love for all you can eat restaurants? 1000 / 10 ofc #idk how to quantify his s.ex drive either take it with a grain of salt #his mother singlehandedly saved his sense of family from being -100 tbh. powerful woman

[pizzazz-party]

trying to formulate my opinions on The Spot by holding my sister as a captive audience while i loudly rant around her apartment

#it is a cold fucking day in hell when i let a middleaged white man take credit for a black teenager’s accomplishments and choices. #i don’t care if he’s fictional #i can’t believe some of you are eating what he’s saying. if we’re rejecting miguel o’haras idea of destiny then why are we accepting #this monologue from a dumbass who can’t accept that he’s the way that he is because of his own fucking choices #you CHOSE to work for those labs YOU CHOSE not to evacuate sooner #he couldn’t have predicted what happened next. but don’t pretend you didn’t choose this #anyone can be spiderman but miles had to CHOOSE this #your fake ass had nothing to do with his leap of faith in the first movie… #miles is made of everyone he has ever loved and respected #fuck this destiny nonsense. the spot sees Miles spark and CHOOSES to mold himself into its shadow in a desperate bid #to feel like his miserable life has any meaning #he’s a threat he’s a narrative foil he’s got the insane visuals to mirror miles. but he is NOT destiny incarnate. #the next movie is going to be about Miles rejecting The Spot as much as he rejects O’haras rules #he said it himself he’s sick of other people telling him what his story’s supposed to be about #damn what is it about writing in the tags that makes things more cohesive. #across the spiderverse spoilers #atsv spoilers #spiderverse spoilers #pizzazz meta #edit: for the record i think The Spot is a great villain and i do appreciate what he does for the narrative #but i dont believe him like i believe in miles

[prowerprojects]

Apparently there's another scene where Eggman tries get to Tails by mentioning Sonic; to downplay the fox, to which Tails brings up their showdown from SA1.

(Haven't quite seen all the cutscenes; the in-game ones, but someone has uploaded all the Eggman cutscenes from the update. Included him talking to Tails and the others separately. If you're interested.)

Thank you so much! I probably will check them out eventually!

Ah yeah, the Station Square thing. How embarrassing it must be for Tails to not have done anything of note for the next 20 years. Poor kid. No wonder he feels useless/s

#I guess you could say it's Tails's low view of himself that makes him downplay his other achievements #and I guess I'll take it. because what other choice do I have. but #station square thing doesn't even fit with the 'things only I can do' theme #like you could have brought up him kicking Eggman's ass in sa2 #because yeah maybe others could have done it too but could they have done it in a MECH? #but this is just an example #station square is obviously brought up because this is the only achievement tails earned in the eyes of the general fandom #I'm really not impressed with any of the tails overworld scenes I've seen so far #and I feel so bad criticizing them because I'm probably overreacting and I don't want to bring anyone down #but this is just how I feel #maybe I just haven't been eating well in the past couple of weeks and it makes me irritable idk #tails #sonic #sonic the hedgehog #project.txt #tails the fox #miles tails prower #sonic frontiers spoilers #sonic frontiers #project.ask

[moechiii]

y'know . . . katakuri grew up hated & mocked , he's probably insanely touch starved

#.ooc #cause like #even though he cherishes brulee to pieces #he puts on this show of being untouchable & stoic for brulee's sake #but it forces himself to hide himself away #tucking himself away into an entire mochi made building to eat #he runs his island on strict business but understanding #theres no one he has as a friend you know ? #he got brulee and even then he wants to show off the ' im the cool big brother ' energy around her #he only ever relaxed when luffy beat his ass ( plot armour ) #just like.....when's the last time hes been hugged............

[hecksupremechips]

Actually cry so goddamn hard when I think about Shinjiro Aragaki healing and being loved and having to learn to be okay with himself and being taken care of

#writing him has just been like. OOOOWOEOEOEOOE i piss tears i cant handle this shit this gay ass shit #i came up with an idea for just like a cute short one shot i wanna do soon and hnnnghh im so emo about it #very healing its like very hard to write some of the shit im gonna be writing cuz basically #some of it is just a little too real man and while i crave the angst and the drama i am just like #AND THEN EVERYONE HOLDS HANDS AND ITS OKAY PLEASE DONT CRY PLEASE #and ive mentioned how shinji has accidentally become nb to me now because i just kinda happened to write him that way without meaning to #and now another thing im noticing is that in my fic hes kinda bpd coded #it definitely wasnt intentional but now im accepting it as truth no one can stop me #i just really need him to be happy its more important to me than anything else man i need it for me #and he needs to be gay with aki they need to kissy and i think its funny cuz even in the parts where shinji is mad at aki and pushing him #away its like. he kinda has it bad lol and its clear he feels no actual hatred towards aki but more just self deprecation because he doesnt #feel good enough and like idk i just think about their respective roles in society like #aki is an honor student star boxer hero very attractive very kind very popular got adopted by a rich family #hes going places you know meanwhile shinji is a drop out who never had a family ever hes homeless hes sketchy hes on drugs #his reputation couldnt be any worse and he just leans into it and feels he has no future and hes worthless garbage #and aki could literally have anyone he wants you know he has an army of girls pining over him but he doesnt want them #HE WANTS SHINJI AND NO ONE ELSE HE SPENDS YEARS CHASING AFTER HIM #and shinji HATES it hes trying so hard to push him away and be the crusty delinquent and make aki see how worthless he really is #but aki just doesnt stop he loves him so much makes me sick SICK #and shinji really loves him back hes like not gonna shut up ever about aki hes like either doing it in a gay ass annoyed way #or hes like ‘haha omg aki is so cute though hes always trying so hard to be tough but hes just so sweet and gentle you know i hope he #doesnt push himself too hard if he got hurt id fall apart hes so silly i hope hes eating good i desire him carnally’ #yeah sorry gamers this is just a pairing i cant be normal about they mean so much to me personally the fate of the world rests upon them

[kenneth-omega]

WE’RE GETTING A FILM WITH KENNY IN IT STARRING ALONGSIDE JERICHO AND AUSTIN ???!¿¿!¡?¿!!¿¡¡?¡

#are we gonna get dad kenny #i will unalive myself if that’s true #give me daddy kenny pls #(apparently it’s about dads and a college football team that their sons are in ??) #probs not my vibe at all but i’m fucking watching it even for a glimpse of daddy kenneth #also isn’t out till next year but any promo shit involving ken that comes out i’ll be eating the fuck up #APPARENTLY HIS CHARACTER IS CALLED PIGPEN AND THEYVE ALL GOT WEIRD ASS NICKNAMES #dan marino is also in it apparently as himself??? #context: dan marino is an american quarterback who played for miami dolphins and seems to constantly play himself in loads of things #e.g. the simpsons #he also appeared on a couple episodes of RAW in late the 90s and the 2010s #kenny omega #chris jericho #steve austin #the walk-on’s