#hire my friend

[obsob]

autism 2 autism communication

#mine #original #orange overlay pink multiply layer my beloved #what hve i done today.....done some face studies!! very helpful!! #i am . beginning...to find.....a way of drawing that feels comfy to me...ouh #i will hopefully do some portfolio drawing tomorrow hehe #im going to re do my website...how it is now is. ugly. i wouldnt hire me #what else is going on...ive ordered some wool bc i hve learnt how to KNIT #im so alarmed. im going to attempt to make a cardigan i am so deeply alarmed #i need to exercise and have a bath. mmm. i will play vid game and then chores and then exercise and then eat and then bath #hve a good evening my friends

[shvkespearc]

so LOL my new job completely fucked me over and scammed me by telling me i'd work 20 hours a week immediately, then saying they won't have proper availability for a few more weeks, now saying they can barely give me hours at all, IF ANY, for the foreseeable future.

well my life goes on and continues to include expenses even as i try to apply for new jobs

in the meantime well my poetry books are still for sale!

you can get them for as little as 1 dollar or customize the amount to anything! PLEASE THEYRE NOT BAD- (INSERT REVIEWS HERE) the site is perfectly safe to buy from and v easy!

#whatever. uses the last 30 dollars on my credit card #i know later ill check this post and there will be 0 notes #which is fine #i just dont know what else to do? #i applied to my local library yesterday and tried soooo hard on my app and cover letter #so im begging pleading ill get it #but i know its kind of compteitive so :( #then theres just fucking nowhere left thats hiring except like fast food #which is a bummer cause i said id never work in fast food again after i did in high school #but like hello? hello girl? girl help? #all my cards are maxed because ive had no money to pay them off #needless to say nothing in my fucking account #im in debt to all my friends #i got a few jobs art modeling this month #but its only like 150$ total #which like. i need 800+ a month . so #epic my dude #.txt

[superhell]

literally the craziest possible thing to say to your boy best friend

#HELLO????? GREGORY HOUSE. DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF????? #this is like if he looked at baby trapping and went 'too basic' and put it through a blender thats what this is. #literally what the fuck. first of all fucked up to tell your friend he has a kid and then hire a kid to play that kid #second of all wilson is going to forgive this so fast i can feel it in my bones #third of all the craziest thing he could have said. literally wha the fuck #wilson #house #hilson #house md #hatecrimes md #8x16 gut check

[vampireghostsart]

drawing my childhood littlest pet shop how i used to imagine them in my head as a kid

#vlad was my fav i have still have him #he wsa in a toxic relationship w ella and she was always drinking his blood #ghost was his best friend #her brother was the grim reaper 😭 idont even know what the plot was doing #also vlad and his brother (another lps beagle named sam lmao) #worked for a moving a company ??? like the most random job to have #i glued a dollhouse trunk to the back of a toy truck and whenever my lps switched houses they would hire vlad and sam #it was a whole thing #lps #lpsblr

[alanahsart-blog]

💥🧡🧿

for @yoggybloggy :]

#my art #friends ocs #character design #illustration #monster design #mgk paragons #fromsoftware pls hire me pls pls pls p-- #q

[mossy-paws]

Okay so- who’s gonna tell him (PHIGHTING!)

i have a few more of these planned so keep a look out for them :3

(Okay slight edit as I forgot medkits crystals LOL)

#Honestly I kind of suck at animating but I mean for not touching FlipaClip in like. What? A year #I think this looks pretty okay! #I’m planning a phighting vine compilation soon maybe just maybe #It depends solely on how much time I have because I JUST got hired by a friend to do a bunch of comms for him #And I gotta get those done by summer LOL #So my posts may be Fortnite based for awhile once I start on them LMFAO #As of now though I’m just gonna work on my mermaid au and random doodles and stuff #So there should be a lot more of those types of posts soon! #art #phighting! #artists on tumblr #phighting fanart #digital art #phighting #roblox phighting #phighting roblox #phighting art #roblox #my art #fan art #artwork #illustration #fan animation #animation #digital animation #2d animation #animated #art meme #funny memes #meme

[where-is-zoro-one-piece]

Today Zoro is: working the deep fryer at McDonalds!

#one piece #roronoa zoro #accidentally got hired as a fry cook #shout out to my friend and I's au #where the crew works at a shit fast food place on Going Merry St and thats how they all meet

[sunfortune]

i think it’d be funny if sydney and richie became friends for real next season bc it would make carmy mad from both angles

#like hes MY best friend of 20 years. and shes MY hire and business partner #you don’t get to hang out without ME what the fuck #the bear

[plutoslvr]

timives is so real to me like ives literally shows up at tims house to take him to the movies unplanned like tim blinks and ives is There all like "hey we're gonna go see revenge blasters 3 tonight" and tims like "cool" augh their silly movie dates.

and also the second panel like it reads so much like a fake dating au where ives panicked and told his family hes dating tim and now he needs tim to go along with it or they're doomed DO YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND.

god not to mention how ives is like a genius like tim says that oves is one of the sharpest people he knows and tim works with batman so in this essay i will prove that ives knew tim was robin- [GUNSHOT]

#was silenced before i talked too much about timives #ives getting cancer and tim being nosy as fuck and finding out being like “im so glad my friend isnt a criminal” and then calling ives a #nerd for hire lives in my head rent free #i think that they should give tim his friends back actually it would do him so much good #like his brentwood friends god that was a trip and a half #tim drake #batman #sebastian ives #dc #batfam

[parroset]

Made this for @sthormiiii 's orphan queen movie! We're making this thing 😁

#and he wants his pink shirt!! #just got hired to work on this today actually this was my application #aaravos #my art #animatic #the orphan queen #context is she betrayed him and that's why he's trapped in the first place #but they were friends before this #also she can't hear him throwing a full tantrum in there bc of the mirror spell which imo makes it funnier #like imagine all this but without volume or subtitles and that's all that Orphan Queen is seeing and she still feels bad

[martyrbat]

ghosts - batman: haunted knight

[ID: A multi panel sequence of Bruce Wayne as a child on Halloween. He's dressed up in a Mask of Zorro costume and is excitedly running down the stairs while holding two swords, calling out for his mother happily. He tells her that he's ready to go trick or treating. Martha Wayne has her hand on his shoulder and is smiling as she tells him, “your costume looks great!” Bruce replies, “Thanks, I made it myself. Alfred sorta helped. Is dad home yet?” Martha draws her hand back hesitantly and says his name. Bruce already knows that that means there's bad news. He tells her, “don't tell me,” before she continues and says his father called. Bruce has his head down, angrily finishing her sentence, “he's gotta work late!” He looks out the window as if his father will appear and says, “It's not fair! He promised he would take me trick or treating!” Martha soothes that she knows as Bruce repeats, “he promised,” to himself disappointedly. She tells him, “But there was an emergency,” which makes Bruce snap, “There's always some emergency!”

Bruce continues to stand in front of the window as Martha looks at him. Bruce announces, “I'm gonna wait for him. Even if it takes all night!” as he tensely clenches the handle of his sword. Martha reaches out for him sadly and suggests, “Bruce, I could take you out myself. Or, we can call some of the other children at school and go out with them.” Bruce, as an adult, somberly says off panel that, “she doesn't know...” as his kid self stares out the window still. His hat casting a small shadow on his face as he tells her, “There are no other kids to call. I have no friends at school.” Martha says his name again but doesn't know how to comfort him. Instead, she just silently places a hand on his shoulder. We see a silhouette from far away of her standing next to him as Bruce waits for his father to eventually come home. END ID]

#hey do you ever think about bruce's childhood and feel your chest hurt #like even before the murders. just how lonely he was a boy and how that loneliness only grew after watching his entire life and people he #had be ripped away from him. sure he had alfred but his entire life and world was contained to that big scary house that was suddenly so #much emptier. the constant reminders and seeing what was once there and triggering it again and again and again ontop of ptsd and ocd... #also martha?? love her. hes the biggest mama's boy you cant change my mind. #<- again using this tag because if thomas worked a lot and bruce obviously didn't have friends to go out with #then the only person he ever actually talked to and interacted with was his mother and alfred #the man hired to care about you and the woman who gave birth to you. thus that attachment being stronger #but also the 'people have to be trapped to want to be around me'... a man hired to be your friend and take care of you... #ur own parents not wanting to/avoiding that responsibility and involvement.... yeah. #anyways ! happy halloween !! heres a child being disappointed ! #bruce wayne #baby brucie #crypt's panels #c: batman: haunted knight | ghosts #martha wayne #bruce & martha #bruce's childhood

[doesnotloveyou]

"I'm not a writer but I've read books on how to write so now I know everything and can tell you you're doing it wrong"

#hold on gotta read all the instructions about playing in the sandbox so I can criticize other kids #hold on gotta read every book about dogs so I can pwn ppl who own dogs #damn I should be writing books about writing so I can take this fool's money #self help books are a rip off unless you're the one who wrote them :D #tangent: my friend hired a ghostwriter to make some cheap self help ebooks for quick cash on Amazon #starting to wonder who I'm friends with tbh #writing advice #og #entitled people

[benrybenrybenry-chr]

I can never truly claim that Sherlock Holmes is a small fandom despite nobody my age in my city even really knowing abt it because it USED to be so popular and adapted every five seconds but it ISNT anymore and everyone only knows bbc sherlock which is FINE but I'm DISAPPOINTED and-

#acd canon #sherlock holmes #acd holmes #acd sherlock holmes #like yeah we get a bunch of media for it but im tired of not being able to talk abt it #to literally anyone i know irl #my parents hire a cleaner for our house #I talked their ear off the other day #sorry Kris I didnt. mean to do that. it was the autism #my online friends dont really know anything abt it either?? so #my rants fall heard but not understood #siiigh

[thepoisonroom]

that post that's like "learning social skills helps with social anxiety" applies to dating also btw

#i guess they have a circular relationship because also going on lots of first dates was really trial by fire for me in learning lots lf #new social skills #meeting new people was never my strong suit and i was very afraid of it and would avoid it but like! #when i first tried going on first dates i learned a lot about how to meet people and met types of queer people i'd never met before #and actually it was good for me even though it was often weird and stressful #and it was a lower-stakes way to practice social skills that i otherwise would've just avoided using until they atrophied #anyway whenever i see a dating profile that's like 'i'm afraid of talking to women lol' i'm like ok relatable but what's your plan to learn #i think also just like it doesn't have to be through dating but it is good for you to meet other gay and trans people offline if possible #when i moved to wisconsin i only knew my coworkers who were mostly also twentysomethings who'd been hired straight from college #and it was good for me to meet and make friends with other local gay and trans people who were involved in different stuff #idk i just don't know how many more 'i'm obsessed with romance but scoff at the idea that i should do anything about that' posts i can read #like if i said i wanted to run a marathon but i never practiced running people would fairly be like okay that's prob not gonna happen #idk i know it's no skin off my nose i'm just like. if you never take any steps towards expressing your desires #how do you think they're going to just happen to you #personal nonsense

[minecraftbookshelf]

At this point the only thing keeping me from adding other characters from mcyters into this world is the fact that it would, eventually bring me to the point of "Xornoth and Scott's little sibling, Aimsey" and at that point there is no salvaging the original storyline.

It's a whole separate au that I'll have to come back to after this one is more or less done

#rivendell siblings #rivendell siblings extended edition #i have to talk myself down from this every other day or so on average #xornoth #aimsey #guqqie would be an axolotl hybrid from the ocean kingdom for the record #who ends up being somewhat awkwardly courted by the youngest prince of rivendell and its v cute #owen is scott's only non bird or sheep friend #lauren is his only OTHER non bird or sheep friend #and also a member of the rivendell council #xornoth hired her specifically because she will yell at them without hesitation #look i have put THOUGHT into this okay #martyn is doing SOMETHING im afraid to think too hard about it tbh #hes probably harassing jimmy whatever else hes doing #honestly just might make a oneshot for all this #the au of the au #Beky would be in the swamp because osmp lizard origin lives rent free in my head #Eloise has won the soup eating contest at the rivendell county fair for five decades running #Michela is Aimsey's partner in crime the way Owen is Scott's #i can keep going but this tags essay is getting long rip me #rain rambles #smajor1995 #marriage of state au

[saintslewis]

at my first big girl job rn, I’M SO TERRIFIED 😭

#talks with saint #this is beyond terrifying #it’s my best friend’s mom who hired me for he day but STILL #information overload