Downsides to being an Egyptologist: When someone does this on the monty python dead parrot app:
𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊𓆏𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊
And they're like 'ohhh cute frog in mushrooms!!!' and you're like:
mnḫ-šwt-mnḫ-šwt-mnḫ-ḥqt-mnḫ-šwt-mnḫ-šwt-mnḫ
or in English
chisel-sunshade-chisel-sunshade-chisel-FROG-chisel-sunshade-chisel-sunshade-chisel
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to you, a recurring person
i've been writing poems this year. i've posted a few on this blog: now i'm putting them all up in one place. to you, a recurring person contains the poem below, 'Mazinger Z Saves the Anomalocaris' and eight more that i'm very proud of.
you can get all nine poems here on itch.io as a snazzy pdf on a pay-what-you-want basis. not sure whether you'd be interested? well, i can help by telling you that this collection includes such themes as:
pervert sexuality
global imperialism
oblique references to card games
fluids
stickiness
having a nice time on the computer
and more, probably. reading them is the only way to find out!
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What if Eddie, Samantha, and Grey were eating Ice cream together? What scenario would happen 🤔😳🍨
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the way his words are so carefully curated, not only for the sake of precision, but so it fits a rhythm that is breathable for a slow speaker.
to say exactly what he means in a short sentence, with recurring pauses and a clear pronounciation. to prefer periods(.) over commas(,).
not to be needlessly verbose – much the opposite; because this vocabulary serves the purpose of clarity, organization and to hold the attention of the listener.
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Steven with a "v" and now a PHD
Based off an adorable fic by @drifting-pieces-blog-blog
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Me, googling all the places I want to go and all the things I want to do on my weekend off after 9 night shifts in a row, as if I don’t know the only place I’m going to go is bed and the only thing I’m going to do is sleep.
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I love talking to people about how I study Egyptology and they’re like “so what are you planning to do with that?” Like I do it because I love it and I’m going to marry rich ok
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Remembering fondly the time I cock-blocked a friend while in the British Museum at the Book of the Dead exhibit. He was showing off to a fellow classmate, who'd only joined us during our MA so had known him all of a month at this point, by informing her he was a 'total Middle Egyptian expert', and telling her what all the hieroglyphs on the fake columns said. Another friend and I were nearby, and had been listening to him peacock on this trip for 48 hours non stop to any new female classmates who'd listen to him. So when he read one of the columns as 'Day of Tomb' I leaned over and whispered 'qrs means 'burial', Mr Middle Egyptian Expert. It reads 'day of burial' not day of tomb'. Classmate laughed and left, and he was pissed with me for a week.
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Got a comment in a fic that is emojis only. FINALLY. I was happy and with a huge smile all the same 💚💚💚
Emojis and gifs are very valid and lovely comments and will make an author's day a beautiful day.
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I'm not against including other languages in an ENG fic but yall better start actually learning Japanese instead of spamming fucking romaji everywhere
(I am aware of the tangents this can go into in a serious debate but no I'm just cringing so hard my innards are dripping out please don't at me)
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you ever get an assignment back with handwritten notes and you're like "damn i bet these comments would be really helpful if i could actually read them"
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Me listening to Square Hammer and acting it out too literally: *makes a square shape with my fingers*
Literally out here doing this
👉⬅️ ➡️👈
⬇️☝️ ☝️⬇️
⬇️👇 👇⬇️
➡️👉 👈⬅️
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