PLAIN JANE—MODERN AU—♪♪♪
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Notes: discordians, everyone’s here, mentions of harem’s, present time, VC halfway through, bullying/j, Kai is so popular what, Kai solos, stop writing about them istg, music taste, they all baddies god damn, no solid point of view, third person, no MC, mentions of death threats, hints to smoking and drinking, strong language.
In differen’t cities, and in different countries, people were on they’re phones. Always. No matter if tradegy struck, they still took to social media. Thus, here we are.
‘WHAT THE FUCK.’ A person by the username hesteria typed.
‘oh….’ Another followed, by the name of mayfieldluvzkai.
‘JESUS CHIRST EVERGARDEN, YOU PUSHED ME OFF 💀💀💀💀’ hesteria typed again.
A angry white- nette was currently scowling at her phone.
“I WOULD’VE FUCKING WON TOO, WHAT THE FUCK!!” She said outloud, watching as multiple came up as typing.
‘ oh?? did I?? sorry, I didn’t notice..’ Ace typed, apologizing.
‘whatever 😒’ Kai typed back with a emoji.
‘who wanna play roblox??’ Astro’s username came up.
‘me 😵’ Hiraeith, Celeste, Violet, and Akari said.
‘alright fr join me ☺️’
𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗺𝗲𝗹𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗹𝗲𝗳𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗴𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗽 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝘁 ☼
𝗰𝗲𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗮 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗹𝗲𝗳𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗴𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗽 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝘁 ☼
𝘃𝗶𝗼𝗹𝗲𝘁 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗹𝗲𝗳𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗴𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗽 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝘁 ☼
𝗸𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗶𝗶 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗹𝗲𝗳𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗴𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗽 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝘁 ☼
‘what the fuck 😡😡’ matchaleaves typed, otherwise known as Henira.
‘hi guys’
‘OH EM GEE HI SUIMUKI 😱😱😣’ Reko greeted her crush.
‘oh jesus here we go..’ Aether teasingly said.
‘bro why are akari, astro, hiraeith, celeste, and violet playing a roblox obby 🤨’ marsargo typed up.
Meanwhile with the said group of people..
“ASTRO MOVE YOUR FUCKING AVATAR BITCH!!” Akari yelled into her mic as Astro was right infront of her. Thusly, blocking her view of the course.
“No.” The middle child responded simply, moving to block Akari’s view more.
“Dawg, I thought that playing roblox would mean playing Dahood or some shit. Yknow, like in those cringy ass tiktok stories that are somewhat addicting..” Violet rambled while being in the lead.
“Oh my god, I saw one the other day that went way to far with the sad shit, sobbed my eyeballs out fr” Hiraeith said, cursing when she died.
Astro and Violet laughed and Akari groaned.
“Guyssss, can we just play mimic or something?? this obby is fucking boring.” The heterocromidia eyed girl whined.
“Hey, Akari??” Astro said, voice in the tone of asking a question.
“Hm?”
“Get better then, bitch.” The yellow eyed one finished, laughing at Akari’s face.
“WHAT THE FUCK???”
“AHAHAHAHA! THATS FUCKING HILAROUS!!” Celeste and Violet laughed manically.
“SHUT UP I’M LEAVING.” And that’s exactly what she did.
“Awww, someone can’t play robloxxxxx~..” Astro said teasingly as they started playing again.
“She probably went back to the group chat..” Hiraeith said, while blinking mutiple times.
“Talk about a sore loserrr..~” Violet sighed out.
“KAI GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW 😡😡😡” Akari said when she entered another voice chat.
“Holy shit- Hello..” The younger white-nette scrambled to join before she did.
“Heyyy guys!~” Jin’s cheerful voice greeted when they also entered the voice chat.
“God damn. That shit fucking jumpscared me.” Reko said when she appered out of fucking no where.
“What in the fuck.” Akari’s younger sister while more and more people entered the voice chat.
“I’m pretty sure I only asked KAI to come in here..” The said blue and red red eyed girl said, sighing slightly.
“Get the fuck on, Akariiiii, you were all ‘kai get your bitchass’ in here two seconds agooo?” Astro said, face twisted into a bored expression.
“Shut the fuck up Astro.” Hiraeith flipped the middle child off.
“WHAT THE FUCK. YOU GUYS SAW THAT RIGHT???!” They reacted strongly while Hiraeith rolled her eyes.
“Ok yeah yeah, whatever. What’s up anyways, you two.?” A calm purple eyed girl said, that one being the one who flipped Astro off.
“How are you and Thalveich, if that’s even his name..?” The oldest sister curiously said, blinking.
“HOLYYYYY SHITTTTT!!” Aether, Jin, Reki, and Henira all said, trying to stiffle their recations.
“Ummmmmmmm..I..I guess it’s okay?? I don’t know..he’s confusing..” Kai said, sweat-dropping slightly.
“You won’t be confused when he gives you that damn DICK- FUCK!” Reki said before bursting out in laughter.
“HAHAHAHA 💀💀💀” Jin, Aether, and Henira all laughed, Astro stiffling her laughter.
Poor Kai’s face was extremely red and she scowled before shoving her hands in her face. They groaned while the more mature ones sighed deeply.
“Guys please…” Suimuki said, sweat dropping slightly.
“It wasn’t thattt funny..” Gensis also said, nervously smiling.
Everyone was pretty quiet for a few minutes, Hiraieth leaving to get food quickly. Also, with Elizebeth excaliming that she had to go to the bathroom, to which Misery shut her up quickly.
“Oh my god guys, we should totally troll as guys in roblox!” Jin suddenly had a genius idea.
“Akari and me litterally did that once.” A red eyed girl said, mouth sideways.
“Wow okay then 😒😒😒” The oldest Lumine family member eyed them.
“Yeah, it almost ended with us getting fucked, wouldn’t recommend.” Akari said.
“WAIT WHAT??” Both Aether and Reko said.
The younger one merly smiled a little and scooted closer to her microphone.
“Yeah, but then we told them we were gay, which is somewhat true since we are both bisexual. But anyways, they proceded to get upset because we didn’t like them. And then they called us slurs before we left.” Kai explained.
“Oh..okay..” Astro said.
“Any fucking ways, who wanna play genshin with me?” Hireaith said as she loaded it up.
“OH MY GOD ME PLS 😣😣😣” Aether, Henira, Kai, and Suimuki said.
“K, join me then.” The purple eyed girl said.
“Why are all the fun people leaving god damnit.” Maya finally spoke while taking a sip of her coffee.
“Idk 💀” everyone else said.
Meanwhile, with the co-op players, Hiraeith was fighting Childe again.
“This stupid fucking ginger, shut the fuck up.” The said girl scoffed before killing him.
“Why the hell did you guys die anyway?? I’m litterally using Kokomi and Ei.” She said to her other players.
“Because Aether is fucking using her level thirty five fucking AETHER.” Suimuki scowled and sighed.
“Hey!! I think it’s hilarous, right Henira?” The blonde frowned before making his character turn towards Henira.
“…It’s kinda funny, Lumine…” The green eyed girl said with a stupid smile on her face.
“Shut up, you stupid Itto main.” Hiraeith hissed while teleporting to a different boss.
Cue to five mintues later, to where the current boss, AKA the wolf boss was so close to killing Henira.
“HOW IN THE FUCK ARE YOU ALMOST DEAD???” Aether said, trying not laugh were Henira was so close to crying.
“STOP IT! I GOT HIT LIKE FIVE TIMES!!” They whined while doging again.
“DON’T YOU HAVE ANY FOOD???” He asked, while criting and cheering when he did 150,000 damage.
There was another, quieter conversation going on.
“Woah, your albedo is so strong.” The younger sister said while marvelling.
Suimuki laughed a little before yelping when she got slightly hit.
“Yeahhhh..I like him alot sooo..I tried to build him as best as I could.” She replied while going in and hitting the stupid wolf again.
Hiraeith hummed before walking away and joining the two other’s conversation.
“Aether..please just swap to another character..” She practically begged the dying girl.
“NO FUCK YOU-AAAAA NO AETHER!!” The blue eyed girl replied before dying worthlessy.
‘for the love of god Aether, i told you to SWAP. CHARACTERS.’ endlessmelaonly typed.
‘i thought it was funny 😣’
‘FUNNY WHEN UR STUPID ASS BROUGHT US DOWN??’ she contiuned to scold him.
‘this is so stupid…’ Suimuki said.
‘heyyy genshinersss, why are we mad at Aeth’ again??’ mayfieldluvzkai greeted.
‘because his stupid ass made us FUCKING DIE ☺️🤯’ Hiraeith sarcastically said.
‘maybe all that smoking and drinking you’ve been doing finally got to you Aether..’ The oldest girl said, AKA Suimuki.
‘SHUT UP SUIMUKI 😡😡’ Aether refused to adimit it.
‘five bucks she was high while fucking around with you guys..’ venusaura betted.
‘she probably fucking was! 💀💀’ Henira snickered while responding.
‘OH? SO NOW WE’RE TAKING BETS ON ME??’ The said blonde erked.
‘jesus christ i litterally just got here 💀💀’ Kai said.
‘OH MY GOD HI KAI HI HI BELOVED 😱😱🤯🤯’ the obessed other greeted her beloved, maya being the first one to respond of course.
‘andddd i’m leaving byeeee..’ They quickly said while avoiding Maya.
‘fuck you scared them off 💀’ Astro said.
‘bro what the fuck is ‘the neighboorhod’ 🤨’ Clover asked.
The groupchat was silent for a few seconds before errupting in pure chaos.
‘WHAT THE FUCK???’ Hiraeith, Suimuki, and Reki responded in pure disbelief.
‘ain’t no wayyyyyyy..’ The other twin pink-nette spoke-or more like typed.
‘Clover litterally looks like a neighboorhood listener, what the HELL 💀💀’ marsargo said.
‘why is everyone in shock about this?? Clover litterally listens to the smith’s and tears for fears bro..’ Akari said while sweat-dropping while she typed.
‘holy shit u probably like head over heels Akari shut up’ Astro pointed out.
‘what the fuck is wrong with that song 💀💀’
‘fr like astro probably listens to vending machine of love or some shit’ Kai came back.
‘SROP IT’
‘someone on roblox sent me death threats guys ☺️’ Lenevery pushed the topic away from Astro.
‘oh em gee people send me roblox death threats all the time and then i doxx them ☺️’ Nirvanna- no not the band replied.
‘HELPME 💀’ Henira, Iris, Venus, and Lenevery said.
‘i tell people to kys but as a joke like /j bro’ A blonde haired girl with pink highlights said.
‘tbh same bro’ hesteria agreed.
‘bro who wanna play valorent?’ Reki asked.
‘OH HELL NAH U PLAY VAL?’ Violet finally woke from the dead.
‘the fuck is wrong with valorent..😒?’ Reki scoffed.
‘people asking me for nudes THATS WHAT.’ The dark eyed girl said in response.
‘trueee that game is filled with a bunch of sexist and homophobic assholes Reki..’ The second oldest damershera pointed out.
‘idc imma carry them anyway 🤣🤣’ The third oldest said with a confident demenor.
‘i’ll play with u ig’ Misery, Elizebeth, and Marie said.
‘oh fr? okay join me kittens 😖’ she said before going offline and making valorent load up.
𖦹ᴍɪsᴇʀʏ ʜᴀs ᴡᴇɴᴛ ᴏꜰꜰʟɪɴᴇ
⍟ ʟɪᴢᴢʏ (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ ʜᴀs ᴡᴇɴᴛ ᴏꜰꜰʟɪɴᴇ
᪥ ᴍᴀʀɪᴇ sᴏʟᴏs ʜᴀs ᴡᴇɴᴛ ᴏꜰꜰʟɪɴᴇ
‘ get fucked ig 💀’ Maya said after the loser valorent players went offline.
“What the fuck?? there’s like two girls in here guys.” A teenager boy’s voice said when Misery greeted the players.
Elizebeth and Marie went off to split up and play in a different game but everyone agreed that they would swap people every round.
“Ummmm, yeah??? Hello i guess..” Reki confusingly said.
“Holy fuck, your voice is hot as fuck dude!” A more rasper voice said while laughing when the round started.
“She had a girlfriend, fuck off.” Misery unimpressily said while staying close to Reki. (idfk i’ve never played valorent in my life)
“Oh? Ok..what about you, ‘fuck off’ girl??” The teenager boy from the begining asked.
The black and red haired girl said before responding. Albit, a little too honest.
“No, I’m single and I like pretty much everyone.” She said.
“Oh my god okay mommy ☺️☺️’ He quickly said before making his little bitchy friends laugh.
“I’m seventeen…” The talking girl quickly clarified.
“Crazzzyyyyy…all of us guys here are litterally the same age mommy 😣😣..” A british voice finally spoke up, having a some-what attractive laugh but Misery still didn’t want attention.
“Uh? Can you guys..like keep your dicks in your pants? Or is it the hormones getting to you??” Reki finally spoke again.
“Reki, it’s fine really..” Misery said while killing another person from the opposite team.
“Bro mommy is carrying us for real what the fuck?” The british voiced man spoke again.
Misery tried not to focus on that but something was bugging her, like she knew who that was. Finally, when the round was almost finished it clicked.
“Holy shit, Neo?? Is that you??” The red eyed girl asked.
“…Maybeeeee?…” He said, slightly laughing while his friends chaisted him.
“Holy shit, wait man, is that Misery Chasitan?? You know, the really fine student council member??” A different guy spoke.
“Yeah dude, since I’m a quote on quote ‘deliquent’ me and her talk allll the time..” Neo cockily said.
“What the fuck is going on..” Reki whispered towards Misery, while the other ignored her.
“Stop getting cocky, Neo. Where’s your mommy when you need her, huh?” She asked.
Neo and his friends laughed before he responded.
“Yeah, I’m talking to her right now, mommyyyyy..” He snickered when Misery was speechless.
The said girl composed herself before scoffing and directing her attention towards Reki.
“C’mon let’s get outta here, Reki.” And with that, Misery and Reki left.
‘i’m so fucking tired..’ Elizebeth said before fucking knocking out.
⍟ ʟɪᴢᴢʏ (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ ʜᴀs ʟᴇꜰᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀᴛ
‘same..gn guys..’ Misery said aswell before leaving.
𖦹 ᴍɪsᴇʀʏ ʜᴀs ʟᴇꜰᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀᴛ
‘gn losers’ litterally everyone else was passed out as Astro finally logged off and went to sleep.
ᴀsᴛʀᴏ ʜᴀs ʟᴇꜰᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀᴛ
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