#henry the eighth

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I time/space travelled to a Henry the 8th royal ball and was using my magic powers to just mess with people and brought my boyfriend along to enjoy the banquet. But then a mysterious person asked me for a dance.. and while dancing they told me that they were the court wizard and asked me what the fuck I was doing here, so I escaped back to my own time.

#dream #text #time travel #space #henry viii #henry the eighth #henry the 8th #magic #powers #boyfriend #banquet #dance #wizard #queueueueueueueueueueueueueue

[angel-cryptid]

#coquette #girlblogging #girl blogger #girlblogger #manic pixie dream girl #dollette #girlhood #this is what makes us girls #nymph3t #just girly thoughts #just girly posts #just girly things #hyper feminine #female rage #female manipulator #femcel #girlcore #hell is a teenage girl #girl interrupted #gaslight gatekeep girlboss #this is a girlblog #anne boleyn #henry the eighth #history community #history memes #history nerd #historical figures #history

[official-yunan-longclaw]

Ladies if he's.

Tall

Large

Supreme head of the Church of England

Globally reverierd although you wouldn't know it by the look of that beard.

He is not your man he is King Henry the eighth of England and you should run away

#six the musical #six musical #run away #henry the eighth

[character-of-all-time]

ROUND 1: HENRY VIII (england, real) VS AMALTHEA/THE LAST UNICORN (the last unicorn)

#henry viii #henry the eighth #henry the 8th #amalthea #lady amalthea #the last unicorn #now kill #tournament #a1

[the-doughboy-twink]

all the queens: oh my life was so sad, i had it the worst :(

anna of cleaves: yeah well sucks to be you, im fucking thriving bitches

#popular #trending #six the musical #six #anna of cleves #henry the eighth #anne boleyn #jane seymour #katherine howard #catherine of aragon #catherine parr #im love six the musical #get down #all you wanna do #i dont need your love #heart of stone #dont lose ur head #haus of holbein #ex wives #SOUNDS LIKE AN ISSUE NOT AN ISH 'ME'

[thetiredprometheus]

oh so when Evelyn Hugo has seven husbands she's 'an icon' and 'a girlboss', but when I, Henry the eight-

#the seven husbands of evelyn hugo #henry the eighth #history memes #History shitposts #English history #Incorrect history quotes #Incorrect tutor quotes #Funny

[earlymodernbarbie]

Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me? By Taylor Swift x Catherine of Aragon and Henry VIII

(he should be afraid of her)

#catherine of aragon #katherine of aragon #catalina de aragon #henry viii and his six wives #henry viii #henry the eighth #henry viii of england #king henry viii #six wives of henry viii #the six wives of henry viii #taylor swift #ttpd #the tudors #the tortured poets department #who’s afraid of little old me #tudor history #english history #tudor era

[leoleolovesdc]

If you ask me abt Taylor Swift’s boyfriends I can only name Harry Styles, however if the subject are Henry the VIII’s wives-

#henry the viii #henry viii #henry the eighth #the six wives of henry viii #six wives of henry viii #tudors #history #taylor swift #catherine of aragon #catalina de aragon #anne boleyn #jane seymour #anna of cleves #katherine howard #catherine howard #catherine parr #cathy parr

[eirxair]

#history #henry viii #six #six the musical #king henry viii #henry the eighth #the tudors #tudor history #tudor

[cosmic-walkers]

perhaps because it is before the injury but I almost always realized the stark contrast in Thomas and Anne confronting Henry about jousting.

When Thomas asks Henry not to harm Gregory, Henry responds kindly, well in a Henry way. Thomas was potentially asking Henry, a victor and somewhat of a prodigy at jousting to lower his skill and to potentially, if it came to it, lose to spare Gregory. And if not lose, certainly not win. Henry of course didn't promise Thomas anything, but rather than lash out at him, attempt to comfort him.

On the other hand when Anne asked, for his own wellbeing, for him to stop jousting not only did he yell at her, but he did so publicly, and she was shamed for it.

The contrast and the similarities of Anne and Thomas, and their parallels toward their proximity with Henry are very intriguing to me.

#tho i don't doubt he would've flipped gregory off the horse and would've been like 'it builds character in a man >:) #wolf hall #thomas cromwell #anne boleyn #king henry viii #henry the eighth #hilary mantel #tudor history #henry tudor #also i feel bad for anne too #they'll never make me hate you

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was in a lifeboat with Eric and Beelzebub (both from Good Omens) and Henry the Eighth.

#dream #good omens #henry the eighth

[flamingogreen]

Hi!, WHAT WAS WRONG WITH HENRY THE VIII!, like you disturb a girl for almost ten years because you like her, then when she finally likes you back you change an entire religion just to divorce your wife and marry Anne, and finally when. you're married you are like "I' bored, guards cut her head"

Like, are you mentally stable?

#henry viii #anne boleyn #six the musical #henry the eighth

[beauty-is-terrror]

*re-watches The Tudors but skips all scenes without Anne Boleyn*

#personal #Anne Boleyn #the tudors #henry the eighth

[jely-bely]

Ex Wives

Divorced💛

Beheaded💚

Died💀

Divorced❤

Beheaded💗

Survived💎

#ex wives #Six #six the musical #katherine of aragon #anne boleyn #jane seymour #anne of cleves #katherine howard #catherine parr #history #henry the eighth #henry viii #henry v x reader #six fanarts

[katt-that-is-lucky]

Heather as anne boylen because i couldnt think of anything else for valentines day

#total drama #heather total drama #transgender #anne boleyn #the tudors #henry the eighth #yayyy

[bestjeanistwife]

Divorced Beheaded Died

Divorced Beheaded Survived And tonight, New York City, we are Live!

Listen up, let me tell you a story A story that you think you've heard before We know you know our names and our fame and our faces Know all about the glories and the disgraces

I'm done 'cause all this time I've been just one word in a stupid rhyme So I picked up a pen and a microphone History's about to get overthrown

Divorced Beheaded Died Divorced Beheaded Survived But just for you tonight We're divorced, beheaded, live!

Welcome to the show, to the histo-remix Switching up the flow, as we add the prefix Everybody knows that we used to be six wives Raising up the roof, 'til we hit the ceiling Get ready for the truth that we'll be revealing Everybody knows that we used to be six wives But now we're ex-wives

New York, make some noise!

All you ever hear and read about Is our ex and the way it ended But a pair doesn't beat a royal flush You're gonna find out how we got unfriended

Tonight we're gonna do ourselves justice 'Cause we're taking you to court Every Tudor rose has its thorns And you're gonna hear 'em live in consort

Divorced Beheaded Died Divorced Beheaded Survived But just for you tonight We're divorced, beheaded, live!

Welcome to the show, to the histo-remix Switching up the flow, as we add the prefix Everybody knows that we used to be six wives Dancing through the night 'til the break of day  Once we're done, we'll start again Like it's the Renaissance Everybody knows that we used to be six wives But now we're ex-wives

Remember us, from PBS?

Divorced

My name's Catherine Of Aragon Was married 24 years, I'm a paragon Of royalty, my loyalty is to the Vatican So if you try to dump me You won't try that again

Beheaded

I'm that Boleyn girl And I'm up next See, I broke England from the Church Yeah, I'm that sexy Why did I lose my head? Well, my sleeves may be green But my lipstick's red!

Died

Jane Seymour, the only one he truly loved Rude When my son was newly born, I died But I'm not what I seem Or am I? Stick around, and you'll suddenly see more

Divorced

Ich bin Anna of Cleves Ja When he saw my portrait he was like Ja! But I didn't look as good as I did in my pic Funny how we all discuss that, but never Henry's little

Prick up your ears, I'm the Katherine who lost her head

Beheaded

For my promiscuity outside of wed Lock up your husbands, lock up your sons K Howard is here, and the fun's begun

Survived

Five down, I'm the final wife I saw him to the end of his life I'm the survivor, Catherine Parr I bet you wanna know how I got this far I said, I bet you wanna know how I got this far

Do you wanna know how we got this far?

Then welcome to the show, to the histo-remix Switching up the flow as we add the prefix Everybody knows that we used to be six wives Come on, come on, come on! Turn the beat up, get this party buzzing You want a queen bee, well there's half a dozen Everybody knows that we used to be six wives But now we're ex-wives

One, two, three, four, five SIX!

#bestjeanistwife #Yes I just pasted the lyrics of ex wives onto here. #six the musical #catherine of aragon #anne boleyn #jane seymour #katherine howard #catherine parr #anna of cleves #henry the eighth #henry the 8th #Musical