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asuyaka · 3 months

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"How do the monster trio act around (and eventually get with) their crush?"

☆ - Monkey D. Luffy, Vinsmoke Sanji, Roronoa Zoro x M! reader.

♡ - guys m'sososososo insane ab these three m'literally gunna explode | also !! jus cus reqs ar gunna be closed, doesn't mean m'won't be uploadin !! jus not takin reqs f'the time bein (❁´◡`❁)

— MONKEY D. LUFFY.

He's so clingy around you, more than he is with anyone else.

Always, always, shares his food with you. Especially if you were busy training before dinner.

He's always around you no matter what. Oh? You're trying to help Sanji cook? He's on the floor watching you. Want to go buy supplies for Nami? He's clung onto your back like a Koala. Want to sleep due to a long day? He's right there in your bed with you.

He's so dorky about it too! Wants to spend every waking moment with you but doesn't know that he has a crush on you, just always wants ta be around you!

He's so jealous without even knowing it. What are you doing hanging out with Usopp when he's right here??

"[Name]..." Luffy groaned, clinging to your back with a sad expression on his face. He had his limbs wrapped around your torso and his head between your neck. "You aren't going to talk with Usopp again, are you?"

You stop walking, staring at him through the corner of your eyes. "Yes? I thought you and Usopp were best buddies, what happened?"

Luffy groans louder, causing Nami to yell at him to shut up from her room. "Nooooo, stay here and talk with meeeeeeee!" He wraps his arms around you three times (thanks to his devil fruit) and starts to shake your body around.

"Luffy— I can't even move if you don't let go of me!"

Luffy looks at you with puppy dog eyes. "Why hang out with Usopp when I'm right here?! I should be the only one you have eyes for..." He pouts as he presses his cheek against yours.

Your body flushes. Did... did he realize what he just said?

"Luffy, you can't say things like that if you don't know what they mean..." You huff, trying not to look too deep into what he could've meant by that. Luffy says things he doesn't mean, so you don't want to get your hopes up.

That only seems to coerce Luffy into whining. "I do know what it means! I said it, dummy! Stupid!! You should be mine, not Usopp's! I'm cooler and better and bigger and amazinger and uhm, you're mine because I say so!!"

Amazinger...?

You can't help the giggle that comes out of you, trying to force yourself to calm down while Luffy shakes you repeatedly. "[Name] c'mon, you'll be mine, right? Not Usopp! Cause, he can't cook and he's a sniper!"

"What does him being a sniper have to do with anything? And besides, you can't cook either Luffy."

Luffy blanks for a split second before going back to what he was doing. "I dunno. Doesn't matter! C'monnnnn, [Name], you're bullying meeeeeeeee!"

You hold onto Luffy's arm with a laugh, pressing your cheeks together as a form of affection. "Yes, Luffy, I'll be yours."

Luffy stares at you with surprise before turning back to his usual happy-go-lucky self. "Yippie!! Now, we can do all the things boyfriends do! Like go on dates, and eat together, and sleep together, and—"

As he continues to list off all the things he thinks boyfriends do, you can't help but chuckle.

Not like you two weren't doing that before his confession.

— VINSMOKE SANJI.

(inspired by @/sanjisboyfie 's oneshot ab this tragic little adorable man !! :3)

It took so long for Sanji to realize he liked you because he's not used to being attracted to men.

Thought that every time you complimented his cooking and his heart swelled up, it was just the flu. Nothing interesting or important.

Then, he started noticing how pretty your features were when you were eating, or how embarrassed he gets whenever it's just you and him in the kitchen.

When he realizes he does like you, his mind utterly falters, because... why would you like him back?

Even though there are lingering fears in his heart, he always tries his best to please you. Even if it means blushing like a moron whenever you address him directly.

"[Name]! I uhm, made this for you since you were... hurt, during our last fight." Sanji muttered nervously, averting his eyes as he held out a plate of food. Something small and easy to digest, but a food you like.

You smile warmly as you take the plate from his hands, your fingers brushing slightly as Sanji's face flusters even more. "This looks amazing! Thanks, Sanji. Do you want to sit with me? The seas are calm tonight."

Sanji pauses as he looks at you. His cigarette is inches away from falling out of his mouth and his face dazes.

"Sanij? You okay? You can say no, I won't be mad. It's not even your shift yet and everyone needs sleep." You say with an airy smile as you turn your attention to the food.

Sanji was right (like he was most of the time when it came to you and food), after the 'Big Mom incident' you were quite injured (and hungry). Seeing all the... talking food, didn't do much to raise your appetite.

There's a soft thud right beside you, long black legs resting a safe distance away from yours. A comfortable silence falls between the two of you, even if Sanji's cheeks are flushed and he's nervously playing with his thumbs.

"Wowww, this is really good Sanji!" You say happily, flashing Sanji a warm smile as you return to eating the food so gracefully given to you. Oblivious to the man beside you whose face looks so red it rivals Luffy's signature vest.

Sanji looks at you with nothing sort of affection. It's not the same as when Nami or Robin compliment him, you just saying his name is enough to make him flustered, but being this close to you alone might send him into cardiac arrest.

"[Name]...?" His voice is quiet, staring at you with expectant eyes.

You pause eating, covering your mouth, and cocking your head in confusion.

"This uhm... might be a weird question, but do you um,, l-like anybody?" He becomes more flushed with every word that comes out of his mouth.

The second you take too long to answer he starts to curse himself out for even sitting down. Everything was going so well until he opened his mouth—

"Yes, I do. What, trying to feel out if I'm single?" You tease with a light chuckle, picking up the last bit of food and holding it out expectantly. "You want some?"

Sanji can't say no to you. Even if he tries his hardest, his body will not let him say no, not to an indirect kiss; especially when you're offering. Even if you might not see it in the same light he does.

He opens his mouth and lets you place the spoon in his mouth as your eyes turn into crescents. "See? Does it taste good?"

God— Sanji feels like he's going to explode.

He nods, begging himself to calm down before his mind starts to run.

"Oh," You say suddenly, "—that was an indirect kiss, wasn't it?" You lin hum thoughtfully and place the plate beside you, letting out a soft yawn as you stretch. "You sure you don't need to—"

"I am so in love with you."

"...pardon?"

Sanji stands up immediately, his face red. "Nothing!! I'm sorry, I'm really sleepy now so I'll—"

"Sanji, what did you say?" You ask carefully, holding onto his hand to try and stop him from running away.

"It's nothing, [Name], please just let me—"

"Sanji." Your voice comes off soft, relaxing your body so you come off as gentle and not hostile. "Just say it, one more time for me, okay?"

Sanji could feel his entire body burning up just from holding hands, more so from him getting caught blurting out his feelings again. He stares at the floor of the Sunny, too ashamed to look you in the eyes. "I... I'm in love with you? I'm sorry if you don't like me back, I didn't mean it I swear!"

"Sanji, what makes you think I don't like you back? Better question, what makes you think I didn't know?" You cock your head playfully, pulling him gently so he's sitting again.

"...what?"

You chuckle. "I've heard all the other embarrassing times you've confessed your feelings, it's just that the crew was around and I didn't want to put you on the spot. I've liked you since we met on the Baratie, silly."

Sanji's eyes widen as his mouth falls agape. You've liked him... for two years?!

"Sanji...?" You move up to straddle him, your hands resting on his cheeks. "Can I... kiss you?"

Sanji nods so fast he thinks his head might fall off.

You smile, leaning forward to press your lips together. Sanji's body physically relaxes as he practically melts into you, his face redder than blood.

It takes all his willpower and the need to breathe for him to finally pull away from you. His face is flushed and his breathing is heavy, staring at you like you're the only man in the world— like you're the prettiest thing in the world.

You giggle, pressing your heart onto his chest. "I love you so much."

Zoning back into reality, he carefully places his arms around your waist. "I love you too, so so much [Name],"

— RORONOA ZORO.

Zoro isn't good at expressing his emotions, everyone knows that.

So, when he figures out he might have a romantic attraction to you, he's confused about what to do. Considers asking Nami about it, but goes with Robin since Nami is... an interesting woman!

Robin tells him to be upfront with his feelings, or subtly tell the person.

He's a naturally mature person, having a crush on his crewmate doesn't change that by any means.

Even if he is cold to everyone, if you two are alone on the deck of the Sunny, he lets you sleep with him or touch his swords.

Just having you around is enough to calm him down. Seeing as his biggest love language is quality time and you enjoy talking about the randomest things around him, it makes his heart flutter whenever you act like he's the only person in the world who you care about.

"Mhm! And did you know that otters hold hands when they're asleep?" You point to an otter in the marine life book Zoro got you during your last pit stop.

Zoro shakes his head, his arms crossed with a small, barely noticeable amused smile on his face.

"Yeah! It's so they don't drift off when they're asleep. Not sure anyone knows why, but I like to think it's because they don't want to lose each other. After all, they're social animals! Oh! They also like to cuddle a lot—"

"Kind of like me and you, no?" Zoro interrupts with a playful aura, causing your train of thought to stop, face flushing as you stare at his smug expression.

"Um, y-yes! Like... like me, and you..." Your voice progressively gets smaller under Zoro's gaze. He moves closer, causing you to move your arms back, resting on your palms. "Zoro?"

"Keep telling me about the otters, don't worry," He replies coyly, grabbing you by the waist and bringing you into his lap.

Your face flushes, stuttering over your words as you nod. Shakily grabbing the book to bring it closer. Carefully picking your words, you begin speaking again. "They might also, uhm, hold hands because they don't have very thick fur. It could be to share body heat and keep warm, since they get cold easily."

"What if I said we were otters?" Zoro asks from behind you, resting his chin on your head.

"Ah, then we'd have to hold hands when we sleep!" Quickly realizing what you said, you try to reel it back in. "O-of course, only if you want to! I wouldn't want to make you uncomfortable or anything, I know how much you like your personal space so—"

"You're in my personal space and it doesn't look like I mind very much, does it, [Name]?"

Twiddling your thumbs meekly, you shake your head no. Zoro laughs and takes one of your hands, putting it above his. The size difference is obvious, your fingers stop just below his second knuckle. Something about that causes a riot in your brain, especially when Zoro squeezes them together.

"Okay, another question," Zoro starts, moving the intertwined hands to your lap. "What if I asked you to be my boyfriend?"

You turn around immediately, staring at him with wide eyes. He isn't... joking, is he? Zoro doesn't normally joke about things (unless he's with Sanji), so it wouldn't make sense for him to joke about this. Especially when it's something so serious.

"Hm? What's your answer, pretty boy?"

You've liked Zoro ever since he sat down and listened to you talk about the different kinds of fishmen after the ordeal with Arlong. Zoro has never expressed romantic attraction to anybody, not even to the bountiful amounts of women who've expressed attraction to him.

Your mind blanks, and you must've been staring at him for too long because the smallest bit of worry falls on his face. "You okay? I'm not forcing you, you know? Saying no is okay."

Saying... no? To a man that looks like he was crafted by Zeus himself? Hell no! "No! I-I mean, yes, I mean—"

"Take your time pretty boy, I'm not going anywhere."

He's adjusted your position to where you're facing each other, hands still intertwined as he looks at you with a soft (?) expression. Taking a deep breath, you force yourself to make eye contact with him.

You've never looked at his this close before. Sure, you two have cuddled to sleep on countless nights, but then you were always faced away from each other.

He has long eyelashes. Not extremely long, but longer than you thought they were. Even if his eyes are black, you've noticed they soften whenever he looks at you, it makes him pretty.

Meekly, you nod. Holding your head down to try and hide your embarrassment. Before you can, though, Zoro stops you by lifting your chin up with his finger. "You can use words, can't you?"

It should sound condescending, the way he's talking to you, but it sounds more encouraging than anything. Even if there might be light teases mixed with his words.

"Yes, I, I would want to be your uhm... your boyfriend."

Zoro grins at that, pressing a quick kiss on your lips and twisting you around, pulling you closer so the back of your head is between his boobs pecs. "Love you, pretty boy."

"I-I love you too, Zoro," You force out, even if it feels like you're overheating due to the blood rushing to your cheek and... other places, as well as Zoro's added body heat.

You two truly were like otters.

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annon-guy2 · 2 months

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Guilty Gear X BlazBlue: BlazBlue Reactions to Heavenly Potemkin Buster

Here's what I think the BlazBlue cast would say in response to Potemkin's Heavenly Potenkin Buster Super in a hypothetical Guilty Gear X BlazBlue Game.

Ragna The Bloodedge

● "SHITTTTTTTT!"

● "GYAHHHHHHH!"

● "God damn muscle head!"

Jin Kisaragi

● "How could this happen!?"

● "AHHHHHHHHH!"

● "I can't use Yukianasa!?"

Noel Vermillion

● "NOOOOOOOOOOO!"

● "Mother! Father!"

● "Please! Don't go through with THISSSSSSSSS!"

Rachel Alucard

● "How utterly barbaric of you!"

● "Remove your hands from me this instant, you savage!"

● "Gii! Nago! How dare you lead me into this!"

Taokaka

● "MEOOOOWWWWWWW!"

● "We're so high up, meow!"

● "Going up... and DOWWWWWNNNN!"

Iron Tager

● "You copied my Genesic Emerald Tager Buster!?"

● "Preparing for impact!"

● "For you to lift me up this high!?"

Litchi Faye-Ling

● "Where do you think you're grabbing!?"

● "Are you the reason my recnt patients have broken spines!?"

● "PLEASE NOOOOOOOO!"

Arakune

● "GYAHHHHHHHHHH!"

● "DANGER! DANGER! DANGERDANGERDANGER!!!"

● "Touching... the Azure Sky!"

Carl Clover

● "SISSSSSSSSSS!"

● "Put me dow...! NOT LIKE THISSSSSSSS!"

● "Sis! Get clear of the landing!"

Bang Shishigami

● "How could I make a simple mistake!?"

● "I can't break free!"

● "MASTERRRRRRRRR!"

Hakumen

● "I let my guard down!"

● "I got careless!"

● "Impossible!"

Nu-13

● "A fatal error."

● "Escape impossible."

● "Rag... na..."

Tsubaki Yayoi

● "Assulting an officer is a serious crime!"

● "We should be talking this OUTTTTTTTTT!"

● "N-no! Not like THISSSSSSSS!"

Hazama

● "H-Hey! Don't do this to MEEEEEEEEE!"

● "You wouldn't hurt a non-combatant, would you!?"

● "Yes... this will bring me a new sensation!"

Mu-12

● "I didn't anticipate this!"

● "Even the power of the Godslayer can't escape this!?"

● "I... I must endure this!"

Makoto Nanaya

● "I not a flying squirrel you know!"

● "HEY! Watch the tail!"

● "I wanted to fly, but not like this!"

Valkenhayn R. Hellsing

● "I've taken much worse than this!"

● "Tch! I must be losing my touch!"

● "Madam Rachel... please forgive my blunder!"

Platinum The Trinity

● Luna: "LET LUNA GO YOU PEDOOOOOO!"

● Sena: "Please let us go! This will break us!"

● Trinity: " P-please! Think of the children in this body!"

Relius Clover

● "Impressive strength! I must make a note of this!"

● "An oversight on my end!?"

● "To be crushed when there's so much more research to be done!?"

Izayoi

● "We should be on the same side!"

● "Jin! Noel! Makoto!"

● "You would impede my justice!?"

Amane Nishiki

● "This will dry out my makeup!"

● "Despite your size, you're quite elegant in the sky!"

● "Such strength and determination!"

Bullet

● "How can an enemy this size be capable of this!?"

● "DAMN YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!"

● "I'll pay you back for this! I swear it!"

Azrael

● "HAH! Bring it on!"

● "I MIGHT release a limiter afterward!"

● "Hmpf! This might be good for popping the crick in my back."

Kagura Mutsuki

● "Ugh! A dude's grabbing me of all things!"

● "Hope your grab's not as bad as the Red Devil's!"

● "Great... Hibiki's not gonna let me live this down..."

Yuuki Terumi

● "YOU MUCLE-HEAD BRICK SHIT HOUSEEEEEEEE!"

● "I'm gonna slice your arms off soon enough!"

● "Your helmet will make a good bucket for your servered head!"

Kokonoe

● "I can use this data to upgrade the Genesic Emerald Tager Buster for Tager later on."

● "Impressive rocket boosters! Zepp REALLY is something."

● "YES! This is what science is all about!"

Celica A. Mercury

● "Don't let go Minerva!"

● "You shouldn't toss or throw people mister!"

● "Don't worry Minerva, I'll heal you when we land!"

Lambda-11

● "Danger. Situation critical."

● "Escape not possible."

● "Ragna... help..."

Hibiki Kohaku

● "LORD KAGURAAAAAAAAA!"

● "I miscalculated!?"

● "How could raw strengh overcome tactical planning!?"

Naoto Kurogane

● "Aw man! This is gonna SUCKKKKKKKKK!"

● "Raquel! SAVE MEEEEEEEEE!"

● "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Nine The Phantom

● "I'll burn you for grabbing my legs!"

● "I'll take whatever you dish out!"

● "How dare you!?"

Izanami

● "Your attempts to kill me are futile."

● "Perhaps I should do this to you later on?"

● "Can you truly kill a Goddess of Death?"

Susano'o

● "YOU DARE TOUCH A GOD, YOU FILTH!?"

● "I'LL KILL YOU AS SOON AS WE LAND, MAGGOT!"

● "SUCH BLASPHEMY TOWARD A GOD WILL NOT STAND, YOU MONGREL!"

● "I have made a mistake...!"

● "The damage will be severe...!"

● "Touya...!"

Mai Natsume

● "Nononononono! NOOOOOOOOOO!"

● "Ulp! I'm in for now!"

● "Please don't break my back!"

Jubei

● "Guess I got a tad careless this time!"

● "Alright, let's see what you got, ya youngster!"

● "Didn't think ya could outsmart me! Well done!

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Hope you all enjoyed this!

#Guilty Gear X BlazBlue #Guilty Gear #BlazBlue #Potemkin #Video Game Idea

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lily-orchard · 2 years

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Could you please elaborate on that thing about people wanting to be miserable because that's a very chilling statement from you

Not that the people pitching a shit fit are going to read this, but...

There's a fallacy on the internet that you specifically can help your friends out of a trauma spiral. That you just need to "be there" for them and everything will magically fix itself. You can't. A lot of people have deep seated issues that can't be fixed with ten dollar words.

Some people are so blinkered that they can be surrounded on all sides by people who love them and build them up, and then there will be that one person who keeps talking shit about them and they will choose to listen to that person every single time. And you could certainly continue putting in more and more effort to try and pull them back, but at the end of the day what they really need is a doctor, and possibly medicine.

Continuing to burn yourself trying to help people in that position will do nothing but hurt yourself. Taking on someone else's problems like this, that YOU ARE NOT EQUIPPED TO FIX is a form of self-flagellation.

There is no shame in stepping back from that. From emotionally distancing yourself from that person's problems. And that's something I have gotten in the habit of doing. When it's clear that someone needs a doctor (or they're just a stubborn creature of habit in some cases) I just step back and go "kay."

Don't chase people. If someone is content to run away, isolate themselves, and avoid the people building them up, don't go after them. Don't chase them down. Don't try and be their therapist.

People used to come to me asking for "advice" with things like shitty parents. And more often than not I would give them a suggestion, they wouldn't do it, and then they would come back asking for more. And when I realized this, I realized they didn't actually want help, they just wanted to vent and trauma dump. So I put a stop to it.

I ended a friendship four years ago when it became clear the person involved was deliberately putting themselves in stressful situations in order to come back and trauma dump. And honestly, I don't need that shit in my life.

And YOU don't need that shit in your life. It's not good for you, and you can't help those people. They need real help from a qualified professional and you are not that. You don't need to have a martyr complex to be a good friend.

It harkens back to a time when people on this hellsite were all like "If you have suicidal thoughts, YOU CAN TALK TO MEEEEEEEEE" who didn't actually care but just wanted to feel like Superman for five minutes, and now that kind of bullshit is believed to be "being a good friend" when it really isn't. It's okay to prioritize yourself and your own health and wellbeing.

It's up to you how much patience and understanding you want to have for that bullshit. I used to have that attitude of having infinite patience with people, but a lot of people took advantage of that patience and now my patience is at an absolute zero. The moment it becomes clear you need a doctor is the moment I detach and stop providing any help other than giving you phone numbers for psychatrists.

Furthermore, if you are that person: You can only keep isolating yourself from your friendships in this weird ritual of denial and self-harm before those friends move on without you. You are treating your friends like shit when you do this. And indeed most of the "backlash" to this is from people who are that person and don't want to accept that their friends won't just sit around and wait for them.

And to the people calling me abusive for the original version of this post: Get therapy and stop obsessing over me.

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kotokos-cafe · 2 years

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Mahiru Koizumi, Ibuki Mioda, Hiyoko Saionji, and Mikan Tsumiki with a Prince S/O

Mahiru is ecstatic for her boyfriend to be a prince!

Surely that means you're a gentleman, right?

You know how to treat a lady...

Right?

So she's pretty demanding, especially toward you.

But not in the sense of asking you to buy her things, more correcting your manners.

"Hey! You oughta know that's not how you treat a girl! You'd think a prince would know better than that!"

Don't be fooled, she's just a slight tsundere when it comes to guys.

But she's very sweet when you finally start peeling back the layers of her shell.

"H-Hey... You know I didn't mean what I said, right?"

You say yes and you two cuddle that night.

She gets a little lonely when you have to go and deal with matters of the state, though.

But she understands.

You're a prince, after all! You have very important business to attend to regarding your country.

And she'll be waiting for you when you come back.

And if she can, she'd like to have a more active role in the government, though she'll remember that you're the prince and that she's only there to help.

And of course, Big Sis Mahiru is always there to comfort and soothe you when you need it.

That meeting with the foreign leader didn't go well?

C'mere, Mahiru's gonna hold you to her chest and let you vent about it.

Servants are being dumb?

She'll go scold them for you.

And of course, as the Ultimate Photographer, she'll be taking pictures of the most beautiful places in your kingdom.

And she won't publish them without permission, but really, who's going to refuse the prince's girlfriend?

All in all, a very sweet future wife for you!

Ibuki?? With a prince??

Chaos is gonna ensue.

She'll convince you to blare her music all throughout the castle at night simply because she can and wants your endorsement.

Your servants hate her.

They think she's a nice girl, don't get them wrong, but they also think that she's impolite, improper, uncouth, loud, rude, and overall not a good fit for you.

You disagree, though, and so does Ibuki, so you're a thing, whether they like it or not.

She's more than content to sit on the sidelines while you and your fellow government helpers run the country. She'll just be ready to play for you when you get back.

"Hey! Hey! How did it go, S/O? Did you kick some ass?! Hey, Ibuki's got a song for you!"

Ibuki's method of comfort for failed meetings and work and such is distracting you and getting your mind off of it... even if you will have to sort it out eventually.

She'll do what she can to help, but she's sorta lacking in the intelligence department.

At least when it comes to government work, anyway.

But that doesn't mean she'll stop trying!

And she'll write lots of songs praising you because she knows how hard and stressful your job is. :(

She doesn't expect anything from you, although she'd definitely be appreciative if you give her things.

"A teddy bear? For Ibuki?! Oh, hell yeah! Sign me up!"

She may not be a "typical princess" type, but you love her nonetheless and wouldn't change her for the world.

Deep down, she often feels as though she's not enough for you...

Because...

You're a literal prince who holds so much power and can do so much, and... all she can do is play guitar...

But then she sees the way you smile at her, and it's like that thought melts away!

She snuggles into your side and falls asleep, drooling all over you, and she just knows in her heart that you love her with everything you've got.

You do. And she returns the sentiment in turn. :)

Expects you to spoil her. She just does.

And if you don't, she cries until you get sick of it and give her what she wants.

"WAAAAAAAAAH! S/O DOESN'T LOVE MEEEEEEEEE! WAAAAAAAAAH!"

Well, before she begins to trust you, that is. She's not too experienced in the romance department, so her first thought is that you're with her because you want to hurt her or her family.

And really, she can't really be faulted for thinking that. After all, it's happened her entire life. Not to mention the amount of perverts she has to deal with.

But it isn't like she doesn't care about you at all.

Hiyoko has a funny way of showing her love, but she does show it.

She'll offer to cuddle with you at night, offer you free dances and lessons, and try her hardest to get you things when she's out.

She's pretty wealthy, herself, so that's not too challenging.

She appreciates the way you let her be a kid, since she never got to. Sometimes, she even manages to talk you into being childish, too!

"H-Hey... You know I love you, right?"

"U-Uh... Yes?"

"Good! Th-Then you'll have no issue getting me flowers later on!"

You only smiled fondly at Hiyoko, knowing she was just a tsundere and didn't want to admit she cared.

Her servants think she's cute and she tries to act the part of a refined lady in the presence of others.

She often gives dance performances to your foreign dignitaries so they have the best possible opinion of your kingdom and a higher drive to work with you.

As you can imagine, the dignitaries think she's adorable and like you quite a lot.

Overall, she's not perfect. And she knows that.

But she's trying.

She's trying for you.

Quite the opposite of Hiyoko.

She doesn't want to be spoiled. She feels guilty, and like she's taking advantage of you.

"N-No...! I can't accept this...! Ah, I-I'm so selfish...! I'd be even m-more selfish if I accepted this from you...!"

You quickly reassure her that she isn't selfish, nor is she taking advantage of your kindness, you simply think she deserves gifts and want to gift her things.

Give them to her, anyways. Deep down, she craves to be spoiled, but she also just deserves it for all the shit she's been through.

You order guards to be with her at all times to protect her from all of her bullies and abusers. And guess what? Nobody tries to mess with her anymore. Not while you have your forces looking after her and protecting her.

Mikan is shocked that you would do all that for her. After all, she's been taught that she's worthless and only good for abuse for her entire life. To think that you go out of your way to ensure her safety is certainly a shock to the poor nurse's heart.

"Wh-Why do you... do all this f-for me...? You know I don't d-deserve your kindness..."

"Miki... Of course you do. Those who have harmed you were too foolish to see that the way I do."

Her heart just about popped right there.

All of your people think she's absolutely adorable and hurting her is seen as an unforgivable offense due to her timidity and mousy nature.

And your servants love her, as well! She's so polite and respectful, and they never hesitate to remind her that she doesn't owe them anything, not even an apology, for minor mistakes.

All in all, she's a great fit for you! She gives you her all in everything she does, and you give her yours!

And neither of you would have it any other way.

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moistmailman · 5 years

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Ruby, excitedly walking in the halls: Man, I can't wait to start our 2nd year at Beacon. I'm so excited! I hope I get all A's and B's again this year.

Yang, sarcastically: You got all A's and B's? Wow, lucky you. I barely passed history last year, so now Glynda is forcing me to get a tutor. Totally bullshit, I swear.

Ruby: Maybe if you studied more often then you wouldn't get bad grades?

Yang: 'MaYbE iF yOu StUdy MoRe OfTeN.' blargh.

*Yang and Ruby walks up to a board with fliers on it from different students*

Yang, searching the board: Okay let's see, I need a tutor, tsk tsk tsk........aha, here's one! OH HEY, it's from Pyrrha too!

Ruby, perking up: Pyrrha's tutoring people?

Yang: It appears so. She's helping people one on one, so it'll only be just the two of them.

Ruby, slightly blushing: O-one on one?

Yang: Yep. That's pretty convenient for me. At least my tutor will be a friend of mine. Lucky me.

*Yang goes to grab the flier until Ruby quickly snatches it first*

Yang: ??????????

Ruby, sweating nervously:

Yang: Ruby, what are you doing?

Ruby: Nothing!

Yang: Then give me the flier.

Ruby: No, I need it.

Yang: What?! Why?!

Ruby: Because I need a tutor too.

Yang: Bullshit you do! Give me the paper right now!

Ruby: NO! IT'S MINE! YOU WERE TOO SLOW!

Yang: RUBY, I NEED THAT FLIER!!! GLYNDA'S FORCING ME TO GET A TUTOR! GLYNDA'S FORCING YOU TO DO JACK SHIT THOUGH!!!!

Ruby: I DON'T CARE! FOUNDERS KEEPERS!

Yang: I FOUND IT FIRST THOUGH!

Ruby: EARLY BIRD GET THE WORM, THEN!

Yang: DONT YOU QUOTE UNCLE QROW TO ME! GOD DAMN IT! GIVE ME THE PAPER NOW! YOU ONLY WANT PYRRHA TO TUTOR YOU SO YOU CAN DO OOGLY EYES OVER HER ALL DAY! JUST ADMIT IT!

Ruby, blushing: T-THAT'S NOT TRUE!

Yang: YES IT IS! I'VE READ YOUR DIARY!

Ruby: YOU WHAT?!

Yang: YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. IVE READ YOUR DIARY! IVE READ ALL OF IT! YOU AREN'T AS INNOCENT AS YOU LOOK, MISSY! YOU NEED TO STOP READING BLAKE'S BOOKS! IT'S CORRUPTING YOUR MIND!

Ruby, blushing madly: S-SHUT UP! I DON'T R-READ HER BOOKS! AND A-ALSO I NEED HELP IN SOME OF MY CLASSES TOO!

Yang: YOU GOT ALL A'S AND B'S LAST YEAR! GLYNDA ACTUALLY SHOOK YOUR HAND BECAUSE OF IT!!!!

Ruby: SO?! THERE'S ALWAYS ROOM TO GROW! AND PYRRHA IS GOING TO HELP ME GROW!

Yang: THE ONLY THING YOU NEED TO GROW IS YOUR HEIGHT, YOU GREMLIN! GIVE ME THAT GOD DAMN PIECE OF PAPER RIGHT NOW BEFORE I TAKE IT FROM YOU!!

Ruby, hugging the paper to her chest: NO! *Runs off*

Yang, running after her: GET BACK HERE! *Runs out the room*

*Suddenly Jaune and Pyrrha walks into the room*

Jaune, walking up to the board: So why are we here again?

Pyrrha: Because I accidentally put my old scroll's number on my flier, so it's completely useless now and I want to replace it before someone takes i- eh? It's gone. Shoot. I was too slow. I hope it doesn't cause too much trouble.

???, from the distance: *whining* GET OFF OF MEEEEEEEEE!

???, also from the distance: GIVE ME THE PIECE OF PAPER!

???: NO! *Chomp*

???: GAH! YOU BIT ME! GET BACK HERE!

???: NO

Pyrrha:..........what was that about?

#rwby #pyrrha nikos #jaune arc #ruby rose #milk and cereal rwby #pyrruby #ruby x pyrrha #yang xiao long

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survivormontenegro · 5 years

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Episode 5: "I just can't believe I did 4 hours of calls for a tribal that literally didn't happen." - Ali

THIS IS UNETHICAL. WE PREPARED FOR THE MOST CRACKED TRIBAL IN HISTORY AND DIDN'T EVEN GO SAKJLDFAFF.

in other news, i think benj flipped and honestly good for him! i think its smart, mitch, michael and noah are all messes. i'm feeling SO much better about my spot in the game, like we can hopefully keep voting JJ till we go to a tribal, and I can start trying to build those cross-tribe connections YAY.

in other news, MO IS DOING SO GOOD I THINK! like i think he doesn't like me anymore after the last time i hosted him, but i'm super super proud of him for doing his thing this season yay yay!

i just can't believe i did 4 hours of calls for a tribal that literally didn't happen, I'm truly screaming... now the test is how long it takes JJ to find out EEEEEK.

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IM SORRY. Excuse me but IM SORRY. Why do people keep targeting me. LIKE HELLO IM NICE. Plus I think I'm being pretty genuine. Thank god for Benj, my social game is coming IN HARD. Mitch and Michael totally bold faced lied to me. Mitch even said that he wanted us to be strong together, BUT right after tribal he was said "I must say I'm really sorry." OOOOOOF STrong OOOF

What's on my mind you ask? The fact that budva won the challenge when the lyrics didnt match what they were lip syncing OOP

but also Serious confessional time woop woop! For starters, I fricked up HARDCORE. First thing i said is that i would target Noah if we ever went to tribal and what do i do? Yeah, lets go for Caleb :D. Tribal Lines. REEEE! Now all of the og doormentors dont trust me which is just great (woohooo)!!!! Big rip to my g Noah. I actually thought we might have had something going if we just won immunity but things happen. We were so robbed in the music video challenge ugh (looks at hosts who arent named alyssa or nicole). Anywhoooo yeah despite me lying to half of the people here, they all like me well enough so i dont think im going anywhere anytime soon. Im a social icon so be ready for more of meeeeeeeee

Soooo..... that happened

It was kinda lucky I was in a movie for 2 hours after the deadline so I didn't have to face immediate backlash lmao but there wasn't that much, mitch was pretty chill about it what a king, if I can help it id want it to be Michael next over him, speaking of Michael he hasn't talked to me about it or much before so we shall see where that goes...

Our video was ROBBED even with the penalty

I love the other 4 and I hope they don't end up fucking me over... hehe

I bet the other budvas on the other tribe are wondering who flipped JKFJS

But ya I just hope we can win cuz if we keep losing its bound to be me eventually but I feel like doing this if I make merge def gives me more options than others cuz ill have these 4 og greens who now trust me and then my old friends from budva who I didn't betray like ali and ian who im excited to reunite with

so ya we will see how it works out !

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I told Alex lol

It has been a HOT minute.

First of I can’t believe punctuality defeated Alex. I am shook. I deadass thought we were gonna lose. Like on call with Tom he jokingly mentioned that what if we actually won immunity amidst all the scheming, plotting and lying that has happened this round. I am just blown away. And now Noah is gone and presumably someone from OG budva flopped? I’m thinking it’s Mitch tho hmmm. Kinda hoping Benj is safe!!

On another note tho, like here’s some interesting tea!! *insert sc of convo with Tom I sent hehehehe* (Johnny note: ^ you can ask ian about this idk what hes talkin about)

Like Omg JJ would have been 100% going if we went to tribal?? There was going to be no revote because Jules, Tom and presumably Evan flipped at the last minute. I am screaming!! Ali really got through to Jules making it look that JJ is a hot crazy mess. Like I am just screaming tbh. I love OG Budva Baes, I really feel thankful to have been swapped with like not shady people from my og tribe hehehe

So rn if we do end up going to tribal council, I do hope the plan is still JJ and either Tom or Jules still flips on him. Hopefully those three are keeping quiet about their flip so we can get JJ out of this game.

On a different note, like I know he’s a threat and all but I’m really liking Tom. It’s really just the Straight Connection™ ahsjdjd Like idk I just want to align with Aussie’s and all hahaha. Jason and I are planning on forming like a side alliance with Tom and possibly Evan lol. I did promise Tom I was gonna have his back if he flipped and tho the flip didn’t happen because we won immunity, I still plan on doing that but I better keep my eye on Tom tho because I don’t want him to be my UgH Brett this season.

Me and Ali are doing an EXCELLENT job at acting like we don't know each other and going deep undercover in our tribe, like, if I'm gonna be proud of anything in this game so far it'll be that and not being first boot. But mostly that. I really hope that we go far together in this game with Julia because I think the three of us could make a really good team.

C*befield is a cursed game!! literally had my laptop opened for hours doing the trick tom told us in the chat and when I finally stopped at 15B the hosts says it’s in invalid because it needs to be the game over screen but the game literally glitched so I keep going on to infinity without hitting cubes or getting game over Grrr

RIP mine and Ali’s laptop

Also Tom is drunk on the tribe chat rn. Now we just need Julia to be drunk ahsjdjd

okay Evan I see you. Making dumb dumb decisions GRRR. Him leaking EVERYTHING to JJ, like what was the endgame? He just burns everyone across the board.

With that said, if we have to go to tribal I still want JJ gone. I can't deal with anymore, him like asking to call me while i was drunk with friends on my way back from prom is so annoying, like... my life is not games, i literally.. was with friends like... boundaries.

i feel bad being mean to JJ but ughhhhhhhh. Evan also needs to have not done anything he just did. I literally... was gonna be in such a pickle next vote because Jason/Ian would've wanted Evan out, but Thomas/Jules wouldn't have. He like panicked about how out of the loop he was (which I can understand and respect), but like... this was such a, SUCH a poor way of handling it. JJ is gonna be on a reign of terror, its just going to be so tiring.

I just... am really tired of it. I'm annoying, and I get that, so its hypocritical for me to get mad at the others but like... GRRR.

i just want a final five of me, jules, julia, tom and benj. LET ME HAVE THAT.

Tom and I bonding over JJ FINALLY going home? ICONIC, SHOWSTOPPING

jj = mess

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I am not sure if I already submitted a confessional on the shit that went down today but here we go.

So I wake up to see all is well. Nothing has happened much. Then Evan comes here asking me if I voted JJ and questioning me with all kinds of shit. The kid is legit panicking because from what Tom told me, he was the last to know of the flip against JJ. So now Evan thinks he’s at the bottom and is sweating bricks. All of a sudden JJ blows up in the tribe chat and he freaking knows we were gonna send him out the game if we lost the music video challenge.

I then learn that presumably mcfreaking Evan fucking leaked to JJ that he was getting voted out which caused all this mess on the tribe chat with JJ calling Tom, Jules, Evan, Ali and Julia out for lying to him and that he’s thanking me and Jason for being straight up to him? Umm I don’t get this tho because me and JJ literally did not exchange any talks about the vote. So I don’t get where he’s going with this lol. Jules was trying to calm JJ down and she was laying down the law whew. I mean if anything this blow up just secured my allaince’s control?? Like now Tom and Jules are with us and they know Evan is a rat and JJ is sinking. UNLESS this is just a freaking ploy by them in which they are being oh so extra ahsjdjd

Right now if I would have my way, Budva baes along with Tom and Jules work together for this vote. We throw most of our votes at JJ and that may include Evan. And then we tell JJ who’s pretty desperate right now to vote for Evan. I would want someone to throw one or two votes at Evan as a safety cushion in case JJ pulls out an idol. Here’s to hopIng everything goes accordingly for the Budva Baesss

Well fuck i've flopped on confessing my sins again. So last round I made probably the shittiest music video..... and I won. How in the fuck. TAKE THAT BITCHES! ON TIME QUEEN BETTER THAN A LATE ONE! But so JJ is super fucking annoying toward the original Budva people, such as myself. But he has also annoyed his tribe pretty bad. Sooooooo Jules flipped. This round it looks like he is gonna go but Evan talks too much and I wanna kill him.

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RN im a paranoid mess because people are telling me to vote michael and im kind of forced to do that? The problem is, I like michael a lot so i really hope we win this challenge because i think we have a good shot. It also doesnt help that we got rid of the majority so now i could very well be going here.

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