#heated seats and all

[tismeandmylife]

and then my other bestie

her best friend has been in love with her since they were probably seven or eight and they met at six soooooooo

that's a long while

#he wants to confess this year sometime after he gets his car so he can pick her up for dates like a proper gentleman and open the doors #for her letting her be the passenger princess of her dreams #heated seats and all #lol #hes dicussed with us(her besties) and planned it all out #its so freaking cute #romantic picnic at the spot they met when they were six years old #candles and fancy cheese and baguette and grapes and all that on a charcuterie board with a view of the river #and then he wants to confess his love and hopes she'll agree to being his girlfriend or going on a dinner date with him #and he is well versed in all taht ridiculously formal adorable gentlemen stuff taht she loves #he learned it just for her #which honestly so cute #and uses it all the time now elading up to his plan's day #its later this month and im stupidly excited #i hope she says yes #i think she will due to context clues and discussions about him we've had but im still a little scared #cause it'll crush him completely if she says no #theye so cute together already though #even without actually being together #im the side character bestie for her too lol #i must say though i do a great job of it #best wingman

[molagboop]

High-echelon Mawkin suit modules can be pretty wild, and the Energy conversion module in Raven Beak's suit is no exception.

When exposed to an active current or energy field, the module accounts for the level of charged particles in the local atmosphere and converts the detected matter to power. Most substantial forms of power and radiation are compatible with its function, and it's calibrated to work more efficiently when exposed to substantially powerful forms of plasmic matter.

The conversion module is similar to (but should not be confused with) the thermal charge module, which charges the power suit in extreme heat. That technology is also implemented in the protective exosuits found in Cataris' lava zone. The Mawkin use thermal energy to power a number of their facilities: that they'd implement it in their more mobile works is only natural.

Back to the subject at hand, the conversion module's practicality is twofold: to keep Raven Beak's suit sufficiently charged and to maintain his vigor in battle. His particular biometric modifications are such that his suit, combined with his level of physical fitness, can theoretically keep him fighting without fear of exhaustion in perpetuity.

Raven Beak's juiced up version of lightning armor is the inverse of this module: it absorbs charged particles for the purpose of coalescing into a projected wave. The use of lightning armor in this manner negates the function of the conversion module for restorative purposes. Additionally, lightning armor works best against oncoming projectiles, while the reactive conversion module is at its peak when the suit is exposed to ambient radiation or concentrated, consistent flows of power.

Suffice to say, Raven Beak is probably the only person who could stick a fork in an electrical socket and have it do the exact opposite of killing him.

#when i said he looks down on samus' suit upgrade library with pity. this is the kinda shit he's got under his belt to compare. #headcanons #mawkin #chozo #txt #there's a reason the Mawkin make duelists strip down to the bare essentials when they fight over disputes like leadership #in the case of duels over the title of Warlord that reason is 'to ensure the sitting Lord has not grown soft with the wealth of amenities #at their disposal' #the conversion module is one of those things that's hard-wired into his.. #what's the word. cybernetics? Raven Beak has body mods but none of them are cosmetic. they're all for function. #but in any case it shouldn't come into play if he's duking it out with another Chozo in a spear fight. #his rivals for the seat don't have to deal with the immortal god-king who operates at peak efficiency 24/7: just Great Uncle Ashkar #and his fists #those are arguably scarier than the big cannon with its reactor turbines #you could charge this man like a phone #the mawkin were very invested in increasing their warriors' effectiveness in combat. and the suit is for more than just fighting #so a broad-spectrum high power module like that is highly valuable. #electricity. space radiation. charged miasma. you name it: he can probably 'plug in' to it. #he's not invincible and he can't exactly charge his suit in the heat of battle unless he's fighting in a location with great exposure #to charged matter or radiation. just don't fight him in a fallout zone and you're gucci. #i just had the image of him booking it for a nearby power plant to juice up in the middle of a fight snd it made me laugh #grampa's gotta get his talons in the good stuff before fighting it's like cranberry juice to him. it fixes everything. #'drink cranberry juice and eat radiation to get strong like me' -Raven Beak probably

[goldennika]

maybe it's just my age showing lol but idk if i could survive soundcheck, a three-hour concert, and a post-con meet and greet/send-off

those moas with better knees than me could do it though

#not to mention the costs of it all 🥹 #i did soundcheck once and it turned out to be a 4-hour show that followed 🥹 #was my first time attending a con in japan too so i wasn't sure if we could bring in drinks or snacks #apparently we can?? #but i only had water and half a bottle of electrolyte drink to sustain me throughout the 2-hour wait + 4-hour con during the summer 😅 #thank goodness for the moas seated in the row ahead of us who shared their small pack of cookies as thanks for the freebies they got from u #if the prod design stays the same throughout the entire tour then any seat would be a good seat imo!! #the screens are huge and so is the stage #(lowkey all those flames from the puma stage might make me faint from the heat so i'd want to avoid that) #rambles #tomorrow x together #act: promise

[grimalkinmessor]

Genuinely surprised that no one's written an Omega Light fic where he uses Alpha Matsuda as a sort-of beard because he's the only one Light trusts completely and who he believes would never betray him. He asks Matsuda to claim him because he's sick and tired of everyone bothering him about getting mated and it's very much a claiming of convenience and he tells Matsuda as much.... At least at first :)

#matsulight #death note #abo au #light: i keep getting harassed on the train matsuda i don't feel safe won't you help me? 🥺 #matsuda who has been pining for light for a long time: .....*pained wheeze* okay #light genuinely trusts matsuda not to fuck him up while also not really believing that he has good intentions #then matsuda seats with him through a heat and makes sure he's comfortable and fed and not touching him in any way inappropriately #and light just goes '....oh no' #matsuda touta #yagami light #lmao plz imagine matsuda internally monologuing about how everything's fine and he can pine forever if light needs him to #all while light is mentally chanting 'I won't fuck him I won't fuck him I won't fuck him I WON'T'

[lovecolibri]

Finally back home and settled after spending like 9 hours on the road, I am cozy in bed and ready for the ACOFAF finale while also not being ready at all to be done with this season 😭😭😭 I might actually just immediately start it over for background at work now that I've seen it and won't feel compelled to fully pay attention. Ultimate comfort season for realsies.

#dimension 20 #a court of fey and flowers #i also have cramps so i have been miserably in pain and nauseous all day #bless my mom for driving the whole way because i absolutely could not have done it #also bless her car's heated seats because that absolutely helped

[userblaney]

that was AWFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#physics exam in the LIBRARY w year 10s and 13s. then they forgot my namewhen they were calling the seats #turns out i was sitting right in the middle of the y13s but at least She was bheind me #She stole my pen LMAO idc tho Shes Her. wtvr #THEN they start 5 mins late and its already an exam that runs after skl. #then the questions were AWFUL like holy fuck i have never seen that in my LIFE what the shit #then we finished @ 3:20 and then i RAN home and my siblings were stuck outside 4 40 mins bc neither o them had their keys.. #they KNEW i would be runninh late so thats theri fault #i almost had a coughing fit too #BUT. considering all of the above and the fact i didnt sleep till 3am and my tummy anf ear are being EVIL #i did good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 #also what the FUCK does a diode do i dont get it #EDIT: MY MUMS MAD BC I TOLD HER I DINT FINISH 2 QS #DGBIRDKFVJBGITREFKJB #GIRL TRY AND MEMORISE THE DEFINITONS AND EQUATIONS FOR HEAT LATENCY 5 MINS B4 THE EXAMS anywayzzzzzzzzzzz #my brothers getting a iphone 4 eid bro #im getting NOTHING LMAOOOOOO #whatd he do that i dint.................................................................anywayz idc #but i need to find my phone LOL #ok bye

[dainix-suggestions]

hi dainix. on a scale from one to ten much much does tearing into a rotisserie chicken with nothing but your bare hands sound rn

I wasn't able to eat the bug I was roasting so dare I say splendid

#cool little perk of being a crucible #all my seats are heated and every bite i take is perfectly cooked #love tearing into things raw but my parents thought i was insane as a kid for it #that was before i even transitioned mind you #i think admitting this is going to turn me into the partys personalized heater if we make it out of the pit alive #not the worst job ive taken #just crucible ask things #dainix answers #just crucible things

[lightamp]

do you think rich people have bougie pap smears

#like is the room heated? warm lube? softer seat? silicone speculum????????? #i bet they dont even put that shitty paper on you #i bet its like. soft. #if youre rich and you cant have all this what is the fucking point of it

[intriga-hounds]

the covid is technically gone but after literally -every- task i have to lie down so can we really say i’m ok

#text #i thought it would hit my sister hardest #but it has truly been a fight just to stay seated every day at work and not be on the floor #and pretend everything is totally fine and do my work #then come home and stress out about all the chores i need to do #i managed to mow the lawn today #if i feel up to it later i would like to vaccuum and figure out our new trash service #and take out all our cardboard #and i need to set up the whelping area….. #i need to wash blankets and dog beds #my car needs to be washed #but i am soup!!! #my brother picked up poop at least and made dinner for me to heat up later

[firehandlerfred]

My parents decided to watch fast and furious (the ninth one), and in 30min the laws of physics have been destroyed so much I'm waiting for aliens to show up or smtg

I Can't believe the space launch WASN'T the least believable part of this shitshow

#spoilers if you care about that stuff #but like goddamn #stormtrooper aim is not enough to explain how shit these soldiers are #also gravity is a button next to the heated seats in all the crew cars #inertia is not real either #“that was new” letti honey you have a concussion stfu #this magnet can fuck off kindly #plot convenience thy name is electromagnet

[southislandwren]

ARRRGGGHHHHHHHHH the freshman wants to TRADE CARS for the weekend.... how do i politely say i would literally kill myself and everyone in a 10 mile radius if i had to let someone other than my mom, dad, and brother drive my car

#girl you are NOT getting access to my 98k mile 2017 grey subaru outback with smart cruise and lane detection and heated seats #and my stickers on the hatchback and the bluetooth audio and automaticly-changing night mode rearview mirror #and the comfy driver's seat in EXACTLY the position i want it in and the shifter knob that perfectly fits in my hand #like when my aunt drove my car last summer it basically solidified that i will never let anyone touch my car ever again #(she put a fucking TACO on TOP OF THE DASHBOARD and moved my fucking steering wheel!!!!!!!!) #my car was literally the only place i felt safe all of 2021 and 2022 im not letting some random fucking person TAKE her from me #i did not have a PANIC ATTACK leaving her at the mechanic for 2 DAYS for some fucking freshman to USE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!! #like i know i can be territorial but boy my car is all the territory i ever need. i could live out of my car if needed. #what if she fucking crashes it. shes been in soooo many accidents (i have heard all about them.) #dude if this were in person i wouldve fucking hissed and ran away i dont let people touch my fucking car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #I drove 4 hours back to school at 11pm so that i wouldnt have to have my friend drive my fucking car!!!! #like genuinely i need to find a way to say no i cannot and will not let you use my car now or ever. #i dont care what her reasons are. her boyfriend could be fucking dying and i still wouldnt. #she wants to take my car to minnesota for a WEEKEND and i would not be there ???? NOOOOOO #sorry oh my god i just have to scream and cry a little so i can try to be normal in my response #gonna ask the parents for help i think bc they know im neurotic about my car #like very genuinely im very upset right now. i reread the text and her car is having issues so she wants to TRADE CARS #without even asking if im doing anything that would need a car this weekend (ummmm i fucking work on saturday and sunday is grocery day) #like sorry thats too big of a favor especially after the fucking snail debacle.... how do i know she wont CRASH MY FUCKING CAR ? #or even just like mess with the settings. like im fucking anxious at the IDEA of her being in MY drivers seat DRIVING MY CAR !!!!! #also it smells like cow shit real bad in there. does she REALLY want to drive to fucking minnesota in a cow shit car? #i need to chill i have work soon but like holy shit this has me acting up #i guess since i dont have any real stressors any more my body is like we need LEVEL 10 EMERGENCY STRESS RIGHT NOW #if this were the school year i'd have 3 benadryl inside me right now #like genuinely if this had been in person i probably wouldve been nasty like that is MY car i did not spend thousands of dollars on her #to let someone NOT on the insurance policy drive her!!!! #god okay back to totk until my parents text me back #diary post

[septembersghost]

🎵 🎸🌠💖 don't fly away my beautiful bird 💖🌠🎸🎵

(aka pretend EP is actually in this because i was crying too much to get his face at the end, but look!!! my beloveds)

#i have....so so many things to say but am emotionally overwrought at the moment #so instead i'll share my mom and i were almost in here alone? #an older couple came in just after it started and apparently had somewhere to go and left twenty minutes before it was over...?! #i'm literally sitting in my seat like 😭💔🥺😭💔🥺 and a vibration goes off and they leave #i guess you could say they *could* walk out #so anyway i got to be annoying and clap at the end solo like the unhinged woman that i am #then dance around to the final credits then cry at his voice coming in for the end of if i can dream. truly an experience #and i do not foresee going to a movie again anytime soon since we haven't in so many years #so i was soaking up every bit of it #we had heated recliners i'm so so thankful because my spine didn't even hurt 😊 #anyway this movie does NOT feel as long as it is #and it is so beautiful it's just such an incredible piece of filmmaking as a whole #i've loved it more each time i've seen it and the music in the theatre...my entire heart... #austin is so captivating on the big screen but EVERY element is phenomenal on the big screen it's just gorgeous and such a love letter #it makes my heart ache and fills it up all at once...the love of my life and soul being music too it's so embedded in this as its center #i'm just...really grateful it's something i got to see and experience #and i'm really glad he lingered through time and in and out of years of my life and waited around for me 💗 #jess.mess #bubble wrap around my heart #elvis

[bootyful-seventeen]

And also our concert fucked up traffic so bad that many of the busses taking the similar route had to take detours and tell people to transfer to another one cuz it was so bad

#when I tell y’all it took us nearly an hour to just get past where the cne was I ain’t lying #my friend fell asleep and my paranoid ass stayed awake to make sure the bus took us home or mostly home #before our friends picked us up at the station #and it was a full house too yall so I’m so fucking proud of our boys for getting all that love #we could really feel the heat from the higher seats

[gilfrespecter]

I wish joe and janet would get me my money faster I have Shit I Need To Do With That

#it speaks #like fixing my car. and getting me& rob new shoes. and mailing my friends things. and making a better seat for my kayak #fixing my car isnt going to be expensive bc whats wrong with it is covered under the warranty but MAN i want my heat to work consistently #also i need to get an oil change #and pay off my credit card and maybe pay either rent or my car bill in advance and get some breathing room #im still pretty fucked over from my boss fucking up and disappearring my vacation time i had been SAVING UP SO I COULD TAKE TIME OFF #FOR TOP SURGERY AND TALKING ALL YEAR ABOUT IT but whatever its cool im cool #i want to try barefoot shoes but cute ones with good treads r expensive #when i was Doing Bad in high school i went everywhere barefoot(sorry 2 everyone who knew me in highschool LOL) I dont like shoes #tbh i dont like clothes. except for shorts theyre comfy and easy to wear #and sav the rest for the Nush's vet appointment #i want to Do More this year but our winters been so warm its going to be Tick Hell and her seresto was bothering her so i need to talk more #about preventatives for her and also not MISS THE SECOND DOSE OF HER LYME VACINE LIKE AN IDIOT #its ok i was working a really intense job at the time not the tax one #i wish the dmv would call me to set up an interview id love to work at the dmv

[cj-kenobi]

i hate northern line trains so much why are you a bus but faster

#theyre the WORST train company #idc if theyre on time sometimes #and yeah i support public transport ofc i do i cant fucking drive but theyre just so bad #like why is there no heating #no tables #all the seats face each other so no tray tables either #wifi doesnt work #i feel so exposed #3/10 train experience #no train get 0 if i arrive at the destination #which i have #public transport

[my-name-is-daniel-yes]

yeah okay sorry i suddenly come to the realisation im not normal about this white guy and the stuff he designs

#did you know he managed to combine different metals together using freezing techniques? #he placed them in snow to make them shrink and then let them regain heat in the holes of a 'sheet' of metal so that it would be stuck there #his team did it with tables and benches #he made a sculpture of paper flying away. multiple times. to make it look light because sculptures are normally heavy. #there was a penny sculpture he did that was magnetic so people could stick their own pennies onto it. #there were typographic statue things to symbolise 104 people getting diagnosed with blood cancer daily in the uk #all the statues are someone's real name. and built to their height. perfectly their heights. there were kids there too. #there is a chandelier. it's made out of light. once the light is gone the chandelier is gone. #the centre's a single crystal. it catches the light and shines brightly #he uses light a lot in a lot of his projects they're always so pretty #please be seated/time loop are both public structures. they're for people to sit #for people to sit and rest. maybe lie down. it's friendly architecture. it's made of reclaimed scaffolding boards. #please be seated was the temporary one. time loop is permanent and in hong kong. #coalsence uses an exact volume of anthracite that a single light bulb that was left to burn for entire year would consume. there's over 250 #he drilled holes into the floor of his studio when he was getting evicted. he won't explain why he drilled holes into the floor at the news #he made a table with the floor pieces. #he's nearly 50