#he's sooo nasty

[bubuslutty]

nsfw warning.

fucking filthy!John Price who makes a habit of kissing your pussy goodnight after fucking you to exhaustion. 

Price who kisses the swell of your pussy good morning and good night, be it naked or while it is covered by your panties, pretty much every day.

Sometimes he does it before or after making a wet mess out of your cunt. And sometimes he does it so casually, without thinking, in the middle of kissing you and tickling you in bed. He kisses your cheeks, palms, ears, nose, chest, neck, stomach and all the way down to your cunt. And you squeal, surprised, cheeks hot, and he just smiles and pats your thighs and ass.

"Love ya." He says, and it's so embarrassing how quickly you start to throb, because you're not sure if he said it to you or to your cunt. 

He's filthy and I fucking love him for it.

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[samdeancrimespree]

the difference between sam and dean is that in the phrase “incestuous romantic relationship” sam cringes at incestuous and dean cringes at romantic.

i think he’d be maybe a little weirded out but not that embarrassed if he just. wanted to fuck his brother. like… have you seen his brother? who doesn’t wanna fuck him.

no.. dean’s embarrassed because the thought of his brother not wanting to fuck him makes his heart actually hurt, which he thought was just an overdramatic romcom line. because if he fucked his brother and his brother wanted to keep it casual, it would destroy him.

he doesn’t just want to fuck his brother. he wants to sleep next to him and kiss him and play with his stupid hair and grow old with him and die in his arms.

dean doesn’t wanna fuck his brother. he wants to make love to his brother. and that makes his skin crawl.

#i just made myself laugh so hard #dean is sooo grossed out by the idea of wanting to Kiss sam. like kiss him NICELY #he doesn’t just want to fuck nasty. he wants to fuck romantically #bratz EEEWWWWW soundbite #mars.txt #wincest #my writing

[teamfortresstwo]

“Peter Lukas gets sent back to the regency era” “Jonathan Sims gets sent back to the regency era” valid points valid points but i raise you

Tim Stoker gets sent back to the regency era

#Timelias #guys c’mon it would be sooo fun #Tim would probably *hate* Elias. Maybe try to take the circus down sooner since #the Grimaldi was first like a thing in the very early 1800s so it could be possible for Tim to just kill Nikola on sight #And I bet Jonah would be so fascinated by him. Like oh my god this man 1) is probably from the future 2) Is HOT AS FUCK 3) has sooo much #knowledge about the fears and FOUR) Can apparently kill the things?? and is confident while doing so?? #Jonah would love him sm #Also while I don’t think Jon or Peter could fix him I firmly believe that Tim 100% could #Like I’m pretty sure it was actually tweeted once that Tim could’ve redeemed Elias by fucking him nasty #but fr though I do think Tim would actually stop him from becoming as bad as he did because while Jon is passive in the voyeuristic sense an #d also and avatar and peter just couldn’t care less about stopping bad things Tim is wholey human and still dedicating himself to taking #action against the fears and *succeeding* and since I think a lot of Jonah magnus’s less than ideal actions stemmed from his feelings of #helplessness in a world out to get him I think that would be a great anchor for him. #Also I’m just super soft for any kind of Timelias sooo <333 #Elias Bouchard #Jonah Magnus #TMA #Tim Stoker #oh also Tim was canonically fascinated by Robert Smirke so he’d probably have some knowledge about the 1700-1800s through osmosis gotten #while researching #the magnus archives

[king-crawler]

Turbo iis all self absorbed and shit uuntil wait hold o what tthe hell why is it ddoing that

He doesn’t like criticism…

#he’s also Not a good sport in any capacity and cheats at everytbibg possible #ughhhh❤️❤️ #🐛VIRUS OFFERINGS #THANK YOU FOR THE ASK #sorry he’s not very nice #he’s nasty…… sooo nasties.. #ask #but I will answer the one you made after this :] #turbo #wreck it ralph #turbotastic #turbo wir #drawing

[good-beans]

HAI!! haii so so . Listen i was having milgram thoughts as one does and decided to bother you talk to you . Also because i want to lowkey hear your thoughts about this

So i was thinking maybe milgram has a cleaning system thing done by the prisoners?? Like cleaning duties and stuff and obviously i had some silly thoughts like fuuta getting paired with someone taller and not being able to reach a spot that's just bugging him, and they just tower over him and clean it. Also mahiru being extremely good at cleaning because she's always wanted to be the perfect shoujo heroine. And Kazui being good at it to try to make up to his wife for not being able to love her. Muu being a rich girl™ probably wouldn't be all that good at it and I'm not entirely sure about Haruka or Yuno. Shidou probably did help around the house when his family was still around, and being a doctor, probably wants the place to be sanitary, so he'd be good at it too. Anyways, then I thought about Amane.

Like obviously she values cleanliness or purity, but her house isn't exactly the best maintained right? Would that result in her being relatively lax about the cleaning? Or maybe since her guardian was someone who "strayed from the path" (i didn't really know how to put it) she wouldn't want to follow in their example? Making her want to keep the prisoner more clean? I didn't have enough time in school to think about it (sad) but even rn i cant really come to a proper conclusion. Keeping things sanitary was definitely not what she was raised with and if the cult was fine with her running around with her bruises unbandaged and living in her definitely not properly maintained house. But also not wanting to follow something that her guardian did would also definitely be something I'd expect from her…

AHH thank you sm for telling me!! >:3 It’s literally never a bother, I always want to talk Milgram adfsdfsdf I love this 👀 I expand a bit with my thoughts below but all of that is so perfect YES

Omg I love all those -- Mahiru, Shidou, and Kazui definitely seem like the very best cleaners! Mahiru genuinely enjoys it but also holds herself to high societal standards. Kazui probably doesn’t actively enjoy it, but he’d like the clean household and being a good spouse. Shidou seems like he’s just a very meticulously clean person in general -- he also wants to be a good husband but he’d be exactly the same even if he never married lol. 

I think Haruka and Muu would be pretty bad at it, just because they’re not used to the responsibilities. (Muu gives me very genuinely spoken “you missed a spot” vibes lmao. She’s trying to be helpful, but depending on who she says it to, it goes pretty poorly…) 

Fuuta, Yuno, Mikoto, and Kotoko strike me as the type to be varying levels of messy on their own but when they’re forced to clean they do a good job. Fuuta’s bad with leaving gross food/trash/laundry around. Yuno is sanitary, but her possessions get painfully cluttered. Mikoto and Kotoko fall in the middle of this spectrum. Kotoko seems like she’d honestly just forget about taking care of her living space, while the others make the conscious choice to let it go for a while. 

I’m dying over Fuuta not being tall enough to reach a certain spot ASFSDF that’s exactly what would happen 😂 Also I know none of his clothes are his prisoner color, but I’m picturing that classic laundry mishap where he ends up dying his uniform pink by washing it alongside something red… 

And Amane. Hm. I’m intrigued by her case, because I would have said without a doubt that she would be super clean and organized due to her teachings -- but then that mv shot (combined with the injury treatment you mentioned) clearly shows her mother doesn’t live that way. It’s definitely an option that she’s a hypocrite in many areas: punishing Amane for things when she herself has done worse, demanding Amane be perfectly clean when her house is a mess, etc. It could also be that she never asked for that, but the rest of the cult drilled the importance of purity into Amane -- and this contributes to the ways in which Amane notices her mother’s straying). 

Whether cleanliness was expected of her at that time or not, though, I think you’re right: she’d be disgusted with her mother’s lack of it, and this would fuel her to keep everything in Milgram in perfect order. Es may have been the one to originally set up the cleaning/chore rotation in t1, but once she starts speaking for the cult in t2, Amane is the one really enforcing everything. At first, this probably annoys the others (they don’t want to be bossed around by a scary 12yo). But the way she talks about perfection and punishments would likely cue them in on her past, making them act a bit gentler about the whole situation. Some of them try to get her to relax and not fear undue punishments if things aren’t clean, but she’d likely take it as an insult to her code rather than an offer of reassurance :( Still, I think given her physical/mental strain, some of the others would successfully convince her to let them help, and take a few of the tougher/grosser cleaning jobs off her hands.

#milgram #haruka sakurai #yuno kashiki #fuuta kajiyama #muu kusunoki #shidou kirisaki #mahiru shiina #kazui mukuhara #amane momose #mikoto kayano #kotoko yuzuriha #tw cults #tw child abuse #thank you ahhh this made me so happy!! #i was struggling through schoolwork and rapid fire work projects so it was real nice to think about all the while hehe :3 #i think mahiru would genuinely like Love cleaning and keeping house lmao #and i love fuuta with all my heart but deep down i know hes nasty -_- *shudders* #and harrow makes it seem like kotoko can ignore her own health for the sake of her jobs so i think despite her orderly attitude she would #let things get real messy around her if she was too deep in focus #im sooo curious about amanes home life #i know purge march revealed a lot but it also raised so many more questions!!! #i really love the way they framed that shot of her house -- it drives home how suffocating and dark her home life was... #it just feels claustrophobic and pressing #so she might actually feel freer and cleaner at milgram :( #but yeah i wonder if her mother really did buy into all the cults teachings or just the ones that let her punish amane when she felt like i #like she didnt really believe as much as the others so she was lax on some things #but idk with the reveal her dad is a high ranked member and everything #ANYWAY #enough rambling. it is midnight. i must sleep. thank you. #ask

[propertyofkylar]

nica do you think kylar has fleas...? be honest girl

realistically? honestly?? he’s definitely got SOMETHING. fleas or lice or bedbugs idk what but. it’s definitely something.

#dol #nica's headcanons #he’s sooo nasty i want him. #idc about his fleas it’s fine ill help him #actually. lice like clean hair i think #so nvm

[aphantimes]

knuckles would be appalled by salad dressing. knuckles enjoys the taste of plain vegetables. im right btw

#sooo projecting #but really though he's gone without his whole life #he loves his plain veggies theg taste GOOD #he visits the surface and sees people ruin perfectly good salads by slathering this overpowering nastiness all over it #hes so so grossed out #first time he orders a salad he HATES IT and assumes surface vegetables must taste horrendous #knuckles the echidna

[gojuo]

now why would you put tom glynn carney in a wig when he naturally looks like this ....

#he came he saw he slayed #literally just give him a little bleach bath and put some purple shampoo in there or whatever idk i've never colored my hair BUT LOOK AT HIM #HE LOOKS SOOO GOOD LIKE THIS why would you put him in a nasty ass wig !!!! #tom glynn carney #hotd

[stromer]

who else up pondering how the hell quinn went to college?????

#he's the guy you sit next to in your COMM01 class and he's SOOO bad. he barely hits the required 5mins on his speeches and the monotone!!!!! #known college dropout capital L Loser quinn. pro hockey was literally the best-case scenario #one of my summer classes started this week and i have some shit due today that's got me feeling evil and nasty #its for a comm class... yeah comm major whatever that's on me #but my prof is like wooOoooOOOooo pick 3 objects that represent your past present and future and give a speech wOOooOOOoo 🔮 #sorry that is so balls off the wall stupid what if i just didn't do that... cuz i'm feeling mean LOL

[lunar-years]

This is going to be very much a hater comment on my blog so sorry in advance but i do find it very funny how many hoops people will try to jump through to pretend like Jamie barely matters to Roy and Keeley and that even the scenes that are very explicitly about Jamie's feelings for them/relationships with them are actually not about that at all but instead a "sign" for their popular m/f ship... like i saw someone saying the poster scene is actually about roy / keeley because roy's poster has a metal whistle next to it (he's allergic) and keeley's has a plastic whistle...signifying she's his cure??? babes the posters are on Jamie's wall because he was wanking to them both on the reg as a teenager! it's not that deep!

#i just think it's unnecessary reaching. like ship whatever you want but... #can we just let the scenes that are about jamie be about jamie? #there are sooo many other rk moments you can use to justify your ship but that isn't one of them!! and they all don't have to be!!! #the point of that scene was that jamie has the hots for them & would like to fuck nasty!! not that he was predicting a r*yk*eley wedding. #let's be serious

[eebie]

so caliborn straight u p just became lil cal . dave had 2 live with that THING !!!

#also that explains part ofwhy he likes dirk so much Dirk cuddled with his lil call all the time n basically treated him like his best friend #caliborn mustve quietly like. THIS IS FUCKING NASTY. DO IT MORE!!!!! #poor freak wants companionship sooo bad. but he's too evil n fucked up to have it in any normal way #also poor little dave what the helll #why did caliborn hate him so much that him n Bro basically treated making baby dave's life a living nightmare Like a sport #fucked UP!!!!!!!!! #liveblogging #homestuck #im guessin dave does something to piss cal off or something Enough to go back in time and constantly torment him about it #explains why bros a huge piece of shit too He was in kahoots giggling with caliborn

[macroglossus]

🤨

#what is UP with f. scott fitzgerald and making his characters clearly into each other #the beautiful and damned #reading list #just the descriptions of maury are so extremely horny. cant tell if it's anthony's perspective or fitzgerald's but my god #'he's soooooo sultry and catlike. and sexy. and he keeps smirking and lounging. and he's sooo smart and his hair is so beautiful. and he's #' like okay girl #other character im speaking of is the indomitable nick carraway aka gayboy of all time. not that i respect or like fitzgerald but to write #gayboy of all time is no easy feat so he gets one single point. immediately retracted by virtue of being completely accidental #sorry but 'radiating a divine inertia as he rested large and catlike in his favorite chair' is insane. it's insane #just fuck so the book's over and i don't have to listen to anthony's insufferable inner monologue #which is fitzgerald's monologue. that man is so nasty about women in a way that cannot be attributed to time period. die

[jaeshoney]

watching the boys and i really do hate The Deep’s gills like that shit is so nasty lookin

#and it’s the episode where he’s trying to self love or whatever #but i can’t #like it’s sooo nasty #the boys #the deep #show recs

[maxellminidisc]

Not gonna lie I often wish white people never made Oscar Isaac or Pedro Pascal their token "latin lover/papi" fantasy cause its genuinely done so much harm on multiple levels and I just want y'all to know, you're going to hell for it...

#like franchise hell aside with how their nasty fans ruin experiencing things #the fetishization is genuinely gut wrenchingly gross and theres sooo much of it that it feels overwhelming #like sure Pascal himself is a white latine but youre still absolutely capable of fetishizing the fact that he's latine #and y'all DO

[wheelsupin-five]

I'm back at it again (being a whore at dinner)

#thinking abt soap getting fucked nasty while eating bc what else am i supposed to do?? just have head empty while i eat ?? #hes just sooo *biting him biting him biting him biting h #i want to tear him apart with my tteth and i think he would be into that #hes just SO good boy shaped tell me im wrong (you cant bc just LOOK at him) #and he ENJOYS fingers (amoung other things) in his mouth . ik this for a fact he told me himself. #anyways . sorry had to get this off my chest #lincoln.txt

[isa-ah]

🙊 okay maybe ill stir the pot A LITTLE..

#our shithead crazy ex roomie has this gorgeous swarthy new zealand man who wants to be w her so bad #hea just followed along horrible choice to horrible choice begging her to move to new zealand bc hes got his life together #and he wants to daddy her ao bad lmao hes rlly chill. has a good job. is highly respectful. all the things she isnt dhhdhd #i feel bad bc the way she talks about him is so... oh hell always be there begging me so the choice will always be open! #might as well do what i want in the meantime :) #even tho between her two most recent relationships w the same awful guy she lives w now she was 'dating' this dude #then dropped him SO fast again. its so nasty #well oops! guess who just sent me a friend request! her hot kiwi king B) ive never hit accept and texted someone so fast lol #brother i am going to unleash you ita been years you deserve better and she is Not It #(ofc she spins all of her life and stories to him SOOO sideways. he has no idea whats actually going on) #oh my god whcih reminds me. we had a friend stop in who we met thru her who was so shy to talk yo us anymore #bc torie told her she had to call the cops bc we were holding all of her animals hostage and threatening her??? #for trying to be with her ugly bf???? lol???????? #like just completely outright lied so i assume shes doing that to everyone #which makes me DOUBLY curious why this man sent me a friend req. surely he of all people has been fed some nasty stuff #but lol maybe tories ugly bf cut her off from him. it would be in character