#he's so sexy what the hell

[electronikmilk]

i just watched haunt and ive fallen head over heels for this guy

#haunt 2019 #he's so sexy what the hell #id let him take my mask off u know what im sayin

[wasyago]

i imagine it's quite chilly in the black sea (for the lack of sun and color), so they're wearing slightly warmer clothes now uwu

+ thoughts

#i was meaning to only draw jay to try and figure out a design for her *once more* #but i was super happy with the first one i did so i drew the boys in slightly changed outfits instead #also yeah im VERY pleased with this outfit for jay. the colors look sooo good and exactly like i imagine them to look #the pants are not straight up green but they have this green ish hue to them that adds a lot i think #quite happy with chip's and gill's outfits too they're very sexy and cool hehe #gill in the turtleneck with short sleeves-- so good. and i gave him a haramaki!!!!!!!!!!! hell yeah the one piece fan in me is happy #and chip in the high waisted pants and these boots-- brooooo. slaying so hard. and he's wearing a proper shirt which is rare #also. there's a lot of typos in the explanations probably. um. yeah. not always looking at what i write #edit: forgot the actual tags whoops #jrwi riptide #jay ferin #jrwi chip #gillion tidestrider #my art #sketch

[rickittys]

MDNI MDNI MDNI MDNI MDNI MDNI MDNI MDNI MDNI MDNI

a/n: sorry needed to get this out of my system bc it’s been driving me fucking ballistic all day

“hah mmm augh ah t-there please mmauhh-!” you moaned, back pressed into the sheets, knees spread wide and pushed against your chest. you panted and writhe against the bed, teary eyes stare up at ricky’s now storm clouds blue irises. he’s rutting himself into you, still partially dressed from his performance stage, the bed rocking and thumping as his hands dropped your knees held over his hips and gripped yours next to your head. creamy substance coated his dick sliding in and out of you rhythmically.

he chuckles, sweating running down his temple. you could see his chest shining with how his white shirt stuck to his skin.

“feeling good, love? right there?” he purred, smiling when you answered by squeezing your thighs around his hips. he squeezed his eyes shut for a moment, releasing a deep broken groan as he shifted to thrust into you at a different angle.

“a-ah ohmyGod yes yes yes there fuck yes,” you whimpered, releasing one of your laced hands to hold his back. your mouth fell open as he started pounding relentlessly, balls smacking loudly against your ass, legs trembling.

“d-did so well o-on stage today, fucking me so fucking good,” you whined as he pressed his forehead against yours. “love it so much, love you so much, feels so so goo-“ you started before you got cut off by ricky pushing his entire length in without warning. your back arched off the bed, eyes rolled back, toes flared, hand squeezing his so hard it cramped with him innocently rubbing his nose against your cheek.

“love you so much too,” his deep voice rumbled as he dragged himself out leaving just the tip , pressed a kiss against your cheek, and sheathed himself fully inside you again. and again. and again.

“can’t get enough of you,” he grinned as your hips subconsciously lifted to meet his. his thumb rubbed the back of your hand, which had gone limp and sweaty. your wails and “oh ricky”s filled the room, accompanied by skin smacking and grunts.

“gonna fill my sweet angel up,” he drawled as he pulled back, looking down at you and squeezed both of your hands. “always so good for me”

© 2023 rickittys

#🌫️ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ #zb1 smut #zerobaseone smut #zb1 hard hours #zb1 hard thoughts #zb1 x reader #zb1 #zerobaseone #zerobaseone x reader #shen ricky #zb1 ricky #ricky smut #fucking need him so bad #he can’t keep getting away with this #sexy ppl get away with EVERYTHING FUCK #anyways zb1 roty so true so real factual and correct :3 #crazy ass face with a crazy ass waist #what the hell

[stellarsightz]

you devote yourself to Him / live, breathe, sleep, exist for Him and yet, / He stays silent.

i am so so so normal about him i promise 👍

ft. lines from a poem i wrote; alt versions under the cut

clouds are from Jacob van Ruisadel's paintings -> A view of Amsterdam (c. 1665 - 1670), Road through Fields of Corn near the Zuider Zee (c. 1660 - 1662) and A Haarlempje: View of Haarlem with Bleaching Fields

and my silly poem <3 i dont write poems very often, so forgive me if it's a bit rough around the edges

#this was supposed to be another sexy cicero what the hell happened here #i struggled so much with this piece argh. im so glad its finally finished #my art #stellar.artz #artists on tumblr #digital art #tesblr #skyrim #cicero skyrim #cw: partial nudity #(he has socks on dw guys hes fine) #tumblr if you flag this as mature i will kill you #nudity is not inherently immoral or sexual!! sorry for baring his shoulders like that ig #poetry #original poetry #i guess??

[gildedmuse]

Listen.... Trafalgar Law is like Opposite Pick Me Girl.

Evidence:

He stole Doffy's whole look down to the shirtless sluttiness, feather coat and the earrings.

He COPIED DOFFY'S ACTIVATION METHOD. How "notice me, senpai!!" is THAT!?

Like Doflamingo, he acts as though your attempts at torturing him are absolutely precious.

Law straight up based his jolly roger on Doffy's. Like it's not even kinda subtle. (Not that Law does subtle. Which is weird for someone trying SO HARD to be dark, mysterious, and edge-y as Kikoku. )

Trafalgar spent years of his life travelling around the world, gaining notoriety and power, putting into place a series of intricate moving parts that all had to come together in just the right way all so Doflamingo would notice him and remember his face forever.

Law: Please, Young amaster-sama! Oh, please pick me!

Law: To kick your pathetic, subhuman ass.

[Thanks to @revlischarm who gave me this idea.]

#Law is a TERRIBLE pick me girl #it's never a good sign when they ask you to pick them and also your own coffin (assuming there are any recognizable remains) #Doffy-sama notice me! #I want you to look me in the eyes when I killed you #guys were were two weeks away from Law's obsession getting so bad he'd atatt wearing sunglasses at night #Thank goodness Zoro was there yo distract him aftwr Dressrosa #boy was floating in a empty void; no idea what to do with himself #“He was my future; I spent my whole life looking for him... wanting him.” #“bleeding out in my hands begging for mercy while I spit in his face and promised I'd show him the same mercy he showed Cora-san” #*everyone takes a solid three step back from Law* #*well everyone but Zoro and Robin. They're into this.* #one piece #trafalgar d. water law #trafalgar law #donquixote doflamingo #absolutely fabulous #evil never looked so good #though not so much evil as hell bent on revenge is pretty damn sexy too #all of this was for you Cora-san! #I did all this - risked my life and limbs - just to die in battle to honor your sacrifice and get you the revenge you deserve! #Oh #Oh Law baby #that's not what Cora wanted for you AT ALL #you sweet little revenge muffin

[bjyxobsessed]

#bjyxmemes #Yibo suffers even more than we do #why is an eyebrow so damn sexy #what the hell Xiao Zhan #why is he like this #yizhan

[yarpharp]

hey im back again barely a few days later and like.... okay so Astarion is Fucked Up™. But also, to be further Fucked Up (depending on whether you want this to be official canon or just leave it as old content Larian left out) Astarion was a fucking MAGISTRATE of Baldur's Gate pre-vampirism?

Depending on how you want to interpret this, that can mean a number of things. One: He was the equivalent of a sitting judge in Baldur's Gate courts. Astarion was an elf of 39 WITH THE POLITICAL AND JUDICIAL HEFT OF THE CITY AT HIS NIMBLE FINGERTIPS. Two: He was the equivalent of a prosecutor in Baldur's Gate courts. That means he was 39 and a goddamn lawyer. Three: He was the equivalent of a specialized judge, a "judge of inquiry." Four: He was a state/city-appointed official that handled population information, public registers, and acted as a public notary.

Either way, it's hard to listen to this possible-backstory of his life pre-turning and not go "Cazador..... You are a disgusting piece of shit. Absolutely vile. But also..... you turned a perfectly smart and possibly very able-bodied city official with political power into a goddamn enslaved prostitute? Other than the fact you are clearly a sick son of a bitch, you are also an fucking moron for letting that kind of talent rot."

I mean, Astarion as you meet him is not stupid. He's honestly worryingly smart and perceptive (generally, if the dice rolls are kind), and his ability to hoodwink people into thinking he's just some shallow vapid bloodsucker is quite the intricate little disguise. It's been his defense mechanism for over 200 years, but it might also hint at the fact he's generally quite good at running verbal circles around people. It deeply upsets me to think this elf had a very impressive career for an elf of 39 (not even out of immaturity by elven standards! Not even 100! He still had his elf baby name!) and was debased so fucking horribly. And sure, there's some other content attached to this possible-backstory. Hints that he was a "morally-questionable" magistrate, willing to take bribes or look the other way in some cases. But that doesn't mean he didn't have to learn ALL OF THE LAW required to have his city-appointed station, ALL OF THE EDUCATION. The man had to have been from a reasonably reputable background to even afford that kind of education. Higher class, certainly. The way he speaks is enough of an indication.

Idk i'm ranting. Lowkey more reasons to slaughter Cazador; fucker ruined the life of a goddamn Magistrate elf who was insanely young to have such a high position in city government. (if you vibe with that discarded canon. I personally think it fits him well and just lump it in anyway)

#astarion #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #goddamn he was a fucking LAWYER #this just bothers me so much #he's not just a sexy elf this man once passed the equivalent of the Bar exam #do you know what kind of hell pre-law is? #I'm angry on Astarion's behalf

[allthingsobrien]

kj apa in glasses is a sight to see 😍

#kj apa #holy hell #i already thought he was hot #and then i saw him in glasses #whew #he's so fucking sexy #he looks so good in those glasses #what a man #excuse me whilst i stare #respectfully of course #wow #what a look #heart eyes #my gifs #gif set

[layzeal]

hey do you ever think about how MAD Lan Wangji must have been post-Siege. like people talk about the Grieving, because of course he was grieving, but I don’t see as many people talk about how furious he must have been. like there’s him being shown first hand the rank hypocrisy of the cultivation world and how they killed Wei Wuxian and the Wen (and jeez, the fear he must have felt wondering what would happen if people were to find out Shizui was a Wen–) and then how they turned around and said that was Justice. how enraging would it be to hear them disparage Wei Wuxian and then without blinking use his inventions; just using Wei Wuxian while condemning him even after death. truly hanguang-jun is stronger than me, because I think I would go crazy.

ksdjfhjsdkfh in all fairness, i think the reason people don't really talk about lan wangji's rage after wwx's death is because we never actually see it. we watch him drink and harm himself with the wen brand in hopeless despair. we see his sadness, his grief, we see him drag his broken body to yiling and search for days for a single trace of wwx, the only thing forcing him to come back being the sickly little boy he found hiding in a tree... but we don't see him angry, resentful, or vengeful.

other than maybe towards jc, lwj doesnt outwardly show any resentment or disdain, and doesnt treat anybody differently. he isn't violent, and even at the immediate threat of losing wwx (ie the 33 elders) he only attacks them so they cannot impede him from escaping with wwx, it was a rational choice made with a clear goal in mind, he didn't snap. in the present, we watch how he simply removes himself from the situation altogether and chooses to help the common people with his own hands, rather than waste time with clan politics.

we KNOW he must be angry at that senseless injustice, but he simply has a different way of showing it. it's all inner brewing, which he answers by changing his actions, not by snapping with violence.

and thaaaat's exactly why wwx is OBSESSED with making lwj angry. because he sees all that self-restraint and emotion boiling behind that impassive face, and he wants to see it explode!! he wants lwj to never have to hold back with him. he knows lwj feels everything SO much but only allows his own actions to be calculated, so if he can tease him just in the right way to let those feelings explode in a positive manner that makes them both happy? well, call that therapy babyyy

#i WILL say that we DO see lwj snap with anger Once: the ancestral hall scene #and he was valid for that tbh #that's the closest we see to lwj's anger towards injustice and grief. and it was sexy as hell #u know how teenxian saw teenji's stuffy face and was like. i need to see him break #he was so correct #but yeah thats basically why i think there's a lack of ''what about lwj's rage'' in fics #we simply are not shown it. that's just not how he reacted to those events #it's how he FELT for sure. but not how he expressed it #that and theres a whole nuance to what he likely already expected to happen as soon as he left wwx at the foot of the mountain #modao #lace speaks

[mushiemadarame]

Even on Saturdays and Sundays, I don't get to rest. Is it because you're not good at your job and slow? So you have to work at home? So you don't have balance in life. If so, I think blaming only the system is unfair. Sometimes the work is ordered on Friday and is expected by Monday morning; sometimes it's ordered at night and expected in the morning. I don't know how to balance it. That is a totally different situation from being a slow worker. I know that you're translating work for Ying and Prem. I think you should stand your ground or people will see you as weak. I'm telling you this because I mean the best for you. I think you should speak up for yourself more. Could you stop the car? But I think it's still— Here. I'm speaking up for myself.

a.k.a. yes, Pat, get his ass!!!

⇢ Ben Bunyapol Likhitamnuayporn as Pat Phakphum Tangwatthana (Step by Step, 2023, EP04)

#step by step #step by step the series #pat phakphum tangwatthana #pat phakphum #ben bunyapol likhitamnuayporn #ben bunyapol #jengpat #jeng x pat #bibidi bobidi bu #wasn't sure whether to tag this as jengpat lmaooo #anyway this was so sexy of him #fuck the boss but also *fuck* the boss ya know #I get what jeng meant but he came off rude as hell and a little tone deaf #which is part of the conflict ig and it's actually really good

[victimized-martyr]

I love all your kyman hc's so much!!!!😭❤ I just need to hear more, so here are my questions: if kyman got married how would they act around each other? And do you think they'd adopt kids and if yes: what would they name them? And would they raise them jewish or christian or both?

Aaahhh I know there are too many questions I'm sorry 😭😭

Don’t apologize, I love talking about kyman :D

Regardless of context, the core of their dynamic is: Cartman is the instigator, Kyle reacts, a little back and forth, escalate the issue to Nth degrees of insanity, Kyle lands the final blow. Though sometimes, depending on the issue, Kyle lands the last punch thinking he’s won, only for Cartman to win the war last minute. Another way the show’s mixed things up, is that Kyle’s victory is undermined either by South Park itself, or Cartman. I see their marriage as an opportunity to expand their unique dynamic and introduce new plotlines/ jokes that couldn’t be done if they were still kids.

I see Cartman taking Randy’s place as the adult that’s always up to no good, the fixture of South Park’s weirdness. self serving hijinks flare up just about every week. Meanwhile, the Sharon (or straight man) to offset that cannot be anyone else but Kyle. This time however, unlike the marshes, and perhaps most couples in South Park, the Brofloski’s are truly in love. That’s kinda the joke. The couple that started out insulting each other and trying to kill each other on multiple occasions end up in the happiest relationship. I see them fitting nicely among the pantheon of sitcom couples— Mitchel and Cameron, Marge and Homer, Ralph and Alice, Gomez and Morticia. Their relationship, in Trey fashion, pays homage to and in the same breath, mocks those classic couples.

TLDR, Their dynamic is in tact, it’s just evolved to a new label. Instead of sort of friends-ish, they’re a couple. They’re still loud, obsessed with each other, fight over issues, hang out and share similar tastes. Only this time they got rings on their fingers. And if they don’t fistfight, how do they deal with their classic arguments? Well, like any sensible american couple, of course! they fuck each other’s brains out! ( just kidding. I have this vision of Cartman doing the most outrageous shit and Kyle chasing him offscreen in anger, Cartman shouting “domestic abuse domestic abuse!”)

I’m not sure what they’d name their kids. Does it matter? I do know what personalities I’d like them to have though— the 1st, their oldest, is outgoing, entitled, bossy, manipulative, a performative people pleaser, makes everyone’s problems their responsibility, and is quick witted. (A 2w3) Much like Eric, they are exceptionally charismatic and love being in the limelight. And like Kyle, they love getting involved in the lives of others, seen as helpful. The 2nd child is less outspoken, prefers to keep opinions to themselves, a dispassionate observer. ( poster child for 8w9) Like Eric, they’re materialistic, and prone to laziness. Still, they are an intellectual like Kyle, and far more principled in comparison to their sibling/Eric. They’re probably the most capable and dangerous in the family. They don’t shoot themselves in the foot like Cartman, and they don’t fight against the currents of South Park like Kyle. If they wanted to, they could take over the world and succeed where the Brofloskis failed. They just don’t care though lol.

I could never, ever see them as a two religion household. Yeah, Cartman has been portrayed as a bigoted Christian (or in his words, “[used] Christianity as an excuse to be a piece of shit”), but carrying that extremity to adulthood isn’t as funny. I don’t know how to articulate that other than, many extreme right wingers on twitter weren’t able to read Cartman’s bigotry in Cupid Ye as hyperbolic and instead took it as fact, and praised the stuff he whispered into Tolkien’s ears. His actions in Cissy were recently trending and was seen as heroic and like, justification why trans ppl can’t use whatever bathrooms they want. You can’t escalate the crazy stuff from real life anymore— it’s become reality. So the funniest thing to do, is either personify it as something else or, run in the opposite direction. If anything, PC has shown us that it’s funnier that the very same kid who once belittled Judaism in fact, became devoutly Jewish and proceeded to rub it in everyone’s faces rather than him ending up as some evil businessman. You rob bigots the chance to idolize Cartman, but give Cartman the freedom to hone his brand of idiocy on other things. So! Kyle slaps the antisemitism outta him, they get married, bam. They are a Jewish family.

#south park #kyman #eric cartman #kyle broflovski #cartman #what is brevity? hell if I know #asks #talk tag #Again it’s important that Cartman’s an asshole in different ways #like there’s this excellent trey quote where he introduces Matt as his wife #and like. wouldn’t that be the perfect way to piss kyle off?? #‘My lovely wife Kahl’ ‘honey you really need to get that sand out of your vagina’ #Cartman just loves Kyle’s attention in general so yeah he’s a tease but instead of insults he prefers flirting #is it because its the right thing to do and the way to respect his spouse? sure if that’s what u think. all Cartman knows is that #the less he insults his husband and the more praise he gives the better sexy times is #the insults don’t come from a genuine place anymore either bc again he’s reconciled how in love he is w/ kyle #and w/ kyle he knows cartman is all talk and he loves putting him in place and like why would he pummel his husband in punches if kisses #knocks him off his pedestal even more?? literally a look will bring his husband to his knees (reverence..apology..other..doesn’t matter) #oop im blurring this tag w/ my next answered question lolol

[local-pirate-king]

I'm going on a rant. Ascended Astarion fanpeople, don't read this cuz you'll gonna be angry.

Just so you know, I don't mean to offend anyone here, but it's just my opinion. Stay safe, stay happy.

Long story short, AA(Ascended Astarion) is a bitch. Not that 'cat energy' kind of bitch like spawn, but the 'I'll offend you just because I can' kind of bitch. And no, he does not love you, there's a clear line between love and obsession, which he clearly crossed. That man will stalk you as soon as you leave him and will never let you go once you're truly in his grasp. Ascension is no happy ending. I hate to repeat so many people, but AA really is kinda like Cazador, in a way.

AA is basically just a bad bad evil villain person. Even the developers are throwing the proof in your face with the damned kiss scenes alone.

By all means, if you make some fanfiction that makes AA into your perfect fantasy, that's alright, but you can't keep telling yourself that he loves you in the game.

#ascended astarion #sorry folks but he's just awful #that doesn't mean I wouldn't ascend him in my already planned evil run (villains can be sexy as well) #but Ascended he's so much worse than ever before #I hope this isn't the kind of man you want in real life #if it is... what the hell

[clever-and-conceited]

Okay, after seeing Randy Orton perform live, I get it.

I absolutely fucking GET IT.

Damn.

#for one he is a perfect human specimen like OH MY GOD #for another that man can WORK a room better than any politician #plus he’s apparently just a giant muscley sexy teddy bear???? #I swear the way he worked his way around the floor signing and taking photos and giving hugs was a sight to behold #it’s hard to explain but even my husband was like ‘okay he’s amazing this is amazing what the hell??’ #so I guess we’re a Viper household now #which works since we’re also a Nightmare Family #and we all know how well Randy and Cody go together #Candy #randy orton #the viper #rko #cody rhodes #American nightmare #wwe #wwe smackdown #friday night smackdown

[cerisevickers]

Pity, God.

#the rings of power #charlie vickers #sauron #halbrand #haladriel #hot as hell #look at him #i am not okay #he is so sexy #he is so precious #what the fuck

[chqnverse]

Chan is officially trying to drive me crazy and it’s working 🙂

I- Chris why?

#why? just why? #bangchan #he said sexy Chris is forbidden #like what the hell chan #but i’m not complaining #so it’s okay #so pls continue chan

[chvoswxtch]

the defenders honestly should’ve been called “everybody fucking hates danny”

#it was eight episodes of them absolutely shitting on him #well maybe 7 cause they did kinda rescue him #they were basically like he’s a trust fund dipshit but he’s OUR trust fund dipshit ):< #danny rand you adorable idiot #luke cage you’re still fine as hell #jessica jones I am still in love with you #matty murdock you’re also a dipshit why would you do that #colleen baby you’re the real star #claire my love it’s so good to see you again #foggy and karen pls get your idiot duck and keep him on a leash #elektra natchios baby that was so sexy of you pls keep doing what you’re doing #am I prepared to watch s3 of daredevil again? #absolutely not #but the pain must go on or whatever that saying is #matt murdock #daredevil #luke cage #jessica jones #danny rand #iron fist #colleen wing #claire temple #elektra natchios #karen page #foggy nelson #the defenders #marvel