#he’s not just a jew joke

[bucket-barnes]

Happy Hanukkah! Thinking about my favorite Jewish boy today

Best Jewish representation I’ve seen in a while

#max wolfe #gossip girl reboot #gossip girl #jewish representation #jewish #thomas doherty #harry hook #hannukah #I’m not kidding when I say he’s the best Jewish rep I’ve seen #he’s not just a jew joke #he’s an important character #who just happens to be Jewish #he’s not a stereotype #quite the opposite actually #I just love him #so much #he’s my boy #my buddy #my Jewish brother

[rosepompadour]

Godiva Six-Piece Truffle Flight

#we just received a first edition of mein kampf at work and SOMEHOW it has fallen to me to sell it #reader i am unkampf #it's sitting on my dining room table and i went downstairs today to take notes on the condition #and i was eating cookie dough from whole foods the whole time and i was like oh what a shame if this was to be ruined #*pops more cookie dough* #it's a great comfort to me that he spent the weekend in the home of a jew though #a good joke #just desserts

[jerseymuppet]

i think u made a post a while back about not caring about frank iero, do you feel your opinion has changed since then? (not asking this in a “do you like him now?” way, but rather in a “have your feelings changed from neutral/disinterest, to outright dislike?”) (feel free not to answer, i was just curious bc i haven’t seen a lot of mcr fans who are ALSO uninterested in mr. iero, & since you’ve made that post he’s done a bunch of dumb shit lol)

hii!!! i answered an ask about it a while ago! I definitely disliked his fans (hardcore frank girls) more than i disliked the man himself due to my own personal experiences with them. However. Yeah between the AI thing and the casual antisemitism my opinion of him has dropped from ambivalence to outright dislike.

#the antisemitism especially got me because I do not think a lot of people understand #like this isn’t an issue of ‘oh he’s an old man he probably doesn’t know what that means’ #he is an ITALIAN from the same pert of nj I am #I know how that works. being a nj Italian is a venn diagram if your relatives are Italian they are either polish or jewish #and they know polocks and jews #there is not way in fucking hell he didn’t know what he was saying. and I’m saying this as something who grew up in the SAME AREA #WITH THE SAME KIND OF FAMILY #like most people don’t know how north jersey works #like that’s the kind of joke you can make in north jersey because we would know it was a joke #but that’s not. something you say online to people who may very well take you seriously and AGREE #not to say there’s no antisemitism in nj. but it’s definitely harder to come by in a place where a lot of people are either related #to or know something who is Jewish #idk left a bad taste in my mouth 🤷🏽‍♀️ my mom is 12 years older than him and knows that’s a dog whistle and isn’t online or that aware of ho #Judaism even works #like. it’s just. idk man #hopefully he will stop speaking sometime soon! #jude.answers

[twinknote]

folks it’s a good thing i have kinktober to distract me because life is making me want to google search the nearest tall building

#it’s ok i have somewhat of a support system aka my gay ass therapist and like 2 friends #and i’m sorry for joking abt SI i just experience it Heavy and cope with humor!!! just jew things #simply make it a joke and it won’t hurt u so much #but yeah i’m uhhhhh not well #permanently living in my silly little dn and ofmd universes while also trying to plan for my safety 🤪 #he has Range #get u a man who can do Both (live in fantasy And reality) #tw sui implied

[uraandri]

most embarrassing faze of my life was when i was a pewdiepie fan

#i watched him when i firs got internet then stopped for a while #then started again when he started playing minecraft #and i was somehow really good at avoiding any commentary about him so i had no idea about the kill all jews “joke” nor how b #ad the hatred towards indians was during his race with t series cause i was only vaguely aware of it happening #and he just did nothing to adress it #but breaking point was when he made a whole video just torturing a sheep in minecraft? it was such an uncomfortable video to watch #i stopped then and then came across some posts on here about his past #it was an “oh” moment for me #ura.txt

[altarboysalteredboys]

yeah okay. cool. neat.

#greenie.txt #im not putting this directly in the mcr tag bc i don't want to discourse about it but. MAN #i KNOW he probably just doesn't know the full context behind those jokes but #the jews are TIRED we are TIRED OF IT #mom can you pick me up i wanna go home (to the version of the world where people don't want us extinct)

[dlnqnt]

i know im too far gone an satc fanatic bcus i just found a writing flub in and just like that... s2e2 these writers need me on their fact checking team

#harry just said his mother's been dead for 10yrs but that is a lie #he & charlotte have been together/married for over ten yrs at this point #and his mother had to have died quite a while before they even met in satc #bcus the only reason their relationship could even progress was bcus #harry promised his dying mother he would marry a jew so their kids could be jewish since judaism is matrilineal #and charlotte stops the convo after that saying i cant rebut any of this since u brought up ur dead mother #and i say she must have died some time before even meeting bcus harry wasn't anywhere out of spirits when they met #he was back at work being his quirky lil lawyer self #i just feel like if he had just sat shiva and all that he probably would have shown a lil bit more mourning or wtv #anyway it was like literally integral that granny goldenblatt was dead prior to this or else char x harry never even would have happened #i have rewatched satc like 20 times dont even look at me #also doing some math harry and charlotte have been together at least 16yrs minimum 17yrs by the end of 2023 #also like they went and gave natasha the last name najinski in ajlt s1 when carrie literally said that as a joke so like #um. the writers need me they just dont understand

[arielmagicesi]

OK so after finishing BBC Ghosts, I started watching CBS Ghosts, and at first I was underwhelmed because it felt like literally an exact copy of the BBC one and also with worse acting and special effects. But then I kept watching and it’s charming in its way, like a Disney Channel AU of the BBC version, and there’s heartwarming moments and decent jokes, plus original ideas like the idea of every ghost having a “ghost power” and Sam going to see her mom’s ghost. That said, I did think it would have been more interesting if instead of doing a nearly one-to-one copy of the ghost ensemble in the BBC version (friendly arrow guy from the 80s, corrupt rich douche with no pants, proper lady of the manor, oldest guy who wears furs and is rough and tough, gay soldier guy, flighty naive girl... and then instead of Thomas and Mary they do have Sass and Alberta, that IS some originality) they could’ve just come up with entirely new American ghosts. I would’ve loved to see some more originality. I actually had been hoping they would include a Jewish ghost, like an immigrant making his way as a peddler in the Hudson Valley somehow idk. And uh, turns out they do have a Jewish ghost, cause in episode 16 it becomes obvious that the corrupt rich douche with no pants is Jewish, and every person he worked with in his corrupt finance firm was Jewish, and also he was friends with Bernie Madoff. So that’s fun

THIS IS NOT ME “CANCELLING” THE SHOW FOR ANTISEMITISM. I DO NOT THINK THAT’S WHAT’S HAPPENING. I AM JUST COMPLAINING

#a weird amount of sitcoms have this subtle 'jewish characters as rich pieces of shit' thing #like in parks and rec there's dennis feinstein and the sapersteins #it's like #they don't HAVE to be the only characters in the show who say 'oy vey' and 'mazel tov' and then also love money to an evil degree #to the point where there's a joke that the spoiled jew daughter says 'money please' #and the evil jew capitalist hunts people for sport #i just. why even make trevor jewish. why have him say 'oy' and 'mishigas' and 'mazel' and his friends are pinchas and ari #and his last name is i think leibowitz or something similar #why. what does that add #julian wasn't jewish but to be fair there's like thirty jews in the entire united kingdom and most are orthodox #and he was also a politician and not a finance bro #ANYWAY. PLEASE DON'T GET MAD AT ME FOR TRYING TO CANCEL THIS SHOW. I AM NOT #i think it's sweet and charming #i like that isaac gets to come out of the closet and that he's played by curtis theothertwo #i like the ghost powers and lore. i like sass and his dry humor #it's not as good as the bbc one but it's FINE #i'm just bitching about a thing i see sometimes which i understand is not real oppression because we're not really oppressed. I KNOW #cbs ghosts #written by me

[omeryotam4]

A message to Pro-Palestinians claiming 'Jesus was Palestinian'

You take the man, you take the ruin he brought on Jews, no backsies:))

#just a small psa #this is a joke of course #you cannot change history #sadly for you (and for Jews) he was a Jewish person #the most famous Jewish person in the world lol #if he was living today he would be considered a 'white colonizer' because he's a jew who lived in the west bank #let that sink in babes #jesus #isreal #palestine #jumblr

[bucket-barnes]

Been thinking about my boy today

That’s it…I just like him

#max wolfe #i love him #he’s not just a Jew joke #and as a Jew that means the world to me #thank you Thomas Doherty #gossip girl reboot #gossip girl #harry hook #thomas doherty

[overbearingstruggles]

Happy new Marc Maron special release day to those who celebrate

#it’s not comedy for me it’s Church #the grief bit ‘you don’t have to do much’ god let the people know. Just showing up? plenty usually #not having kids forever my fucking favorite!!! Brendon and Mulaney let us down so Marc and Seth Rogan are the only men I trust #‘don’t you know you can not do that?’ stg literally using language I do. PLAGUE BABIES 😂 #gun bit?? ‘it just feels like it’s time’ gurrrrrl we are seeing each other #I want one so if shit gets bad I have an easy out and reader he also made a joke about that!! LOML #Maron #txt #update: watched the ‘95 half hour available on HBO and he has just updated his Jew bit from that but it’s exactly the same concept lmao luv #he’s definitely doing drugs at this point because he’s sweat.y. like I’ve never seen before #the height of his bootheel is interesting

[bijoumikhawal]

I won't lie the jokes about how Dukat was actually calling Garak a homophobic slur when he said "tailor" like that are disquieting for a few reasons

#Cipher talk #One. The insult is clearly a class thing. He doesn't need to call Garak a slur. His inferiority is self evident in his existence to Dukat. #Garaks story arc is so permeated by class violence that even people who preface constantly about not canonizing ASIT adopt some of its clas #Themes as those were present in the show and developed further by Andy #Like the very idea that Garak was born service class is technically betacanon. It's not mentioned in the show explicitly. But it is a very #Easy and logical progression of how Garak acts in the show and given that Andy had the basis for his backstory early on and wrote part of #ASIT as the show aired that was clearly intended to be his background #But you'll still find old fic where Garak is placed in a higher class position #Acting like he was actually calling him something else to warrant that derision is silly #Like I find being called 'jew' or 'gay' as an insult funny because they're statements of fact but the people doing that consider the fact #Itself to be the insult or are using it as a byword for something (the former was being used to call me a traitor) #And two I just don't know how funny it is to joke about Garak being called a faggot by a fascist

[tiredgn0me]

i feel like im supposed to be socialising with new people and making new friends but i really just cant be bothered

#its so exhausting #and disappointing #but i only really have 1 friend #and my sister #so i feel like i should be trying to make more friends #but i tried for years and all i did was get hurt #id just like to meet someone cool and nice who doesnt turn out to be kind of an asshole #ive had someone tell me theyd be friends with a rapist #ive had someone tell me joking about raping women is quote unquote locker room talk #i got closer to an internet friend only to find out he used the word jew as a slur/insult #he also said faggot even tho hes a straight cis guy. and was a crypto loser #there was one person who just kinda stopped talking to me pretty much #there was that girl who started dating her rapist again and went off at me for not wanting to talk to her anymore #that dude who im pretty sure was just a nazi #and these were the most bearable people i could find #everyone else is fucking boring and incapable of holding a conversation #talking to myself #blah blah blah

[snowsinterlude]

stuffed.

(coriolanus snow x f. reader)

summary: what better way to show your affection towards one than trapping them by your side forever? well, if there was one, president snow didn't knew about it.

c.w: forced breeding, baby trapping, president snow, cnc, slapping, forced creampie, possessiveness, stockholm syndrome at the end, fem. reader, reader is (was) a opera singer

singing like there was no tomorrow was something you did quite often, being a opera singer to the capitol was the best thing that could've happened to you before. especially since you were from the districts.

so now, knowing the president is your fan (something you didn't expected, not even in a thousand years), you were singing your heart out at his parties. every bouquet of white roses he gave you always hid something. pearls, diamonds, earrings of white colored jews. he seemed to like white very much- even though his suit was always the red ones.

then, there was money.

the motive for him to give so many things was revealed when he was pinning you on the wall, the posca he drank seemed to have took control over his brain. somehow, you didn't mind it. maybe because the idea of being the president's favorite girl was something quite appealing- something your stupid self seemed to like very much.

feeling so desired, feeling so loved was something adorable, lovely. especially when he woupd promise you so many things.

you didn't believe any of them. you always made sure to be on the pill, always made sure to put a condom on his dick, always made sure to tell him to pull out when you didn't had a condom.

he was tired of it. he wanted you to be pregnant for him, wanted to see your belly showing through your clothes and the fantasies you used when performing. he wanted you closed on his room with your legs open and your pussy wet- he wanted to kill all of those who were thirsting over you, over the way your corset hugged your body so nicely and made your boobs bounce.

with that in his mind, you noticed just how rude he was tonight.

"i want you to be my wife," he said, midfucking. he would always say things like that while pounding inside you. it was crystal clear to you that he didn’t really wanted it, or so you thought, because his intention ever since he saw you was to fuck his babies into you and make you bear all of them.

"c-cory, let's talk about it later- oh, fuck!" you moaned, fucking yourself on him as his dick entered you so nicely, hitting all the right spots. as always.

you recieved a slap on your ass, accompanied by a thick, strong grab. "not later," he pounded inside you, hand on your waist, grabbing you so tightly you felt like you'd simply die at his touch. maybe it was a good thing. "now. 'wanna talk about it now."

you mewled as he thrusted inside your cunt again, his dick hitting all the right spots, from your cervix to your sweet g spot. "n-no, later, mm, truly."

he slapped your clit. it was getting rough now. you could notice from how hard he bit your nipple, it's not that you don't like it- it's just because you weren't ready for it.

"i'm serious, dove. i want you to be my wife." you didn't listen, too caught up in the pleasure, in the painful bites on your nipple, on the angry soft slaps on your swollen clit.

"s-stop it, you know i can't- i'm a performer, i-"

"i don't fucking care," he grunted, his nails buried into your skin "you're mine. from the moment i layed my eyes on you you were mine." he said, looking at your mewling melted state. "you're so wet, so tight on me, and yet you claim you don't want to be my wife?"

he laughed, as if telling a joke to himself, as if that was the biggest joke on the world. each two thrusts made you squirm, you already came some minutes ago. there were two condoms filled to the brim with his seed by your side on the bed of his guest room.

trying your best not to cum again, he took himself out of you, taking the condom of your side into his hands. he hated the texture. if it depended on him he would fuck you raw everytime. and yet there he was, obediently following your rules just to fuck you senseless.

"w-wait, what are you doing? stop. stop it! ah, fuck!" you squirmed at the hot feeling of his cum entering you, being poured inside of you, it felt so good you couldn't help but want more, for your own surprise. "p-president snow-"

"now is president? until some seconds ago it was coryo." he said, fingering his own cum inside you, making sure nothing would spill.

"p-please stop, i can't be pregnant-"

"you can." he stuffed you with it again, spilled all the cum of he other condom inside you "you will. i'll make sure of that"

taking the condom out of his dick again, the blonde introduced his dick into you again, smiling at the sight and the feeling of your wet cunt.

"fuck- look at you. so wet and still trying to say you don't want it." he smiled, nibbling on your nipple.

"n-no- i dont want to be pregnant, i can't- i have to sing!" you moaned, your hips meeting his with every thrust. you bucked your hips on him, did your best not to like it, but you couldn't lie to yourself, it was wonderful.

"if you don't want this then why are you fucking yourself on me?" his answer was a long moan you gave him, your nails scratching his back, burying themselves deep inside him. "god, you're a whore."

"p-pills. i-i need to find my pills!" you squirmed, your cunt tightening around him so deliciously god that you had to bite your bottom lip as to not let anything out- not to let him know you liked it, from his dick inside you to his cum stuffed into you.

"you wont find them," he smiled. "threw them away"

"oh fuck- pull out, p-pull out!!" you squirmed, but it was too leste already, you were cumming on his dick and he was laughing at you while pinching your clit.

"you said you didn't want that"

"i-i don't. i can't, i sing. my entire life revolves around singing"

"not anymore" he came inside you, dick throbbing into your cunt as you squirmed. "just for nome months, you'll be a caged bird."

the idea he pictured to you was terrible. a wife, always in white, drained out from taking care of two babies. even if the feeling of his cum inside you was terribly good, the thought of being a mother was your worse nightmare.

he proposed to you again the next night. and of course you had to accept. being a single mother is never good to a girl who were originally from the districts. a lot of the capitol's people were running their mouth already, saying you seduced him, manipulated him, or whatever it was.

it was the contrary.

but of course they wouldn't know that, not with your wings clipped together for you to not sing your way out.

not with your round belly showing up. not with the two babies on his arm and his. both looked like you both. your nose, his eyes. his mouth, your hair. you loved them.

maybe it wasn't so bad.

#young coriolanus snow #coriolanus snow x reader #the hunger games the ballad of songbirds & snakes #young president snow #coriolanus snow fanfiction #tbosas smut #coriolanus snow imagine #coriolanus x reader #coriolanus x you #x reader #president snow

[tybaltsjuliet]

here's the thing about charles dickens. [discussion of his antisemitism, misogyny, and racism ahead.]

his last, unfinished novel, the mystery of edwin drood, features helena and neville landless, heroic and sympathetic south asian (sri lankan, specifically) characters, and the racism they endure in an english town is relevant to the plot to the point where neville ends up falsely accused of murder. in the wake of the indian rebellion of 1857, dickens applauded the english brutality against "that oriental race," and called for genocide.

fagin is called "the jew" 274 times in the first half of oliver twist. an article in the jewish chronicle asked why "jews alone should be excluded from the 'sympathizing heart' of this great author and powerful friend of the oppressed." at first, dickens dismissed this, and claimed he was just being accurate about london's criminal makeup. but he was moved enough by eliza davis's letters to him on the matter that he halted the printing of the latter half of oliver twist so he could change the text and remove the antisemitic language therein.

dickens was an abolitionist who despised chattel slavery in the united states, and called emancipation a "moral duty." dickens didn't think black americans were intelligent enough to vote, and he wrote an entire character in bleak house who is a joke to be disliked and mocked because she'd rather oversee charity missions to help children in africa than be a proper mother and tend to her own family at home in england.

speaking of one's own family at home in england, dickens smeared his wife, catherine hogarth, publicly so he could justify separating from her and taking up with a younger woman. catherine hogarth was likely mentally ill, likely living with postpartum depression. she was also an author in her own right and loved her family dearly. her reputation never recovered in her lifetime from the claims he made about her. in dickens's novels, time and time again, from nicholas nickleby to david copperfield to our mutual friend to the mystery of edwin drood, men who menace and take advantage of vulnerable women are portrayed as the worst kind of villains, deserving of whatever grisly ends come to them.

charles dickens was both privately and publicly a raging asshole in many ways and the world would be worse off without him, because he wrote for bourgeois, comfortable victorians, the very people who so often failed to "think of people below them as if they really were fellow-passengers to the grave, and not another race of creatures bound on other journeys." in the same breath that he calls agnes fleming, who opens oliver twist as an unwed mother dying in a workhouse, "weak and erring," he dares to add that "i do believe that the shade of that poor girl often hovers about that solemn nook-ay, though it is a church." he calculated jo's death to the page in bleak house for maximum effect. but when he wrote of the orphaned crossing-sweeper, "dead, your majesty. dead, my lords and gentlemen. dead, right reverends and wrong reverends of every order. dead, men and women, born with heavenly compassion in your hearts. and dying thus around us every day," people listened.

i dedicated years of my life to reading him and studying him and thinking about him and writing about him and his novels. now, i turn to condemn him; now, i turn to justify him. i wish i had a time machine so i could shake his hand. i wish i had a time machine so i could publicly debate him. i wish i had a time machine so i could break his nose.

charles dickens gives me courage and hope. charles dickens makes me want to tear my goddamn hair out. he is everything i despise and everything i love about the victorian age in one; the term "a man of his time" ought to have been invented for him. the leaps and bounds the victorians made for progress in the public good are only matched in greatness by the extremity of their atrocities against their "fellow-passengers" on this earth. the way we think about nearly every modern social ill can be traced back to the 19th century; the way we think about nearly every modern idea of social justice can be traced back to the 19th century. every last one is writ large and small in dickens's novels. he and his age are the greatest contradictions in human history and that's why i can't shut up about them, ever, even when i am exhausted by them, even when i am inspired by them, even when it was two centuries ago and it shouldn't matter anymore, but it does. it always will.

#filthy victorians; they made me what i'm made of. #;swan has a word. #;the long nineteenth century. #;they who call the whole world brother.

[centrally-unplanned]

VOR: Henry Kissinger

Ugh, HUGELY overrated, Bismark has nothing on him. What, truly are his accomplishments? Oh, rapprochement with China? You mean the country that had just experienced a huge split with the Soviet Union, to the point where they were scared of military conflict, that was simultaneously backing North Vietnam in a war against the US? And so we opened doors to them and gave them literally everything they asked for, hanging Taiwan out to dry, and in return got absolutely nothing; China's aid to North Vietnam actually *increased* the year after? The corpse of a roadkill dog could have done that.

The "cease fire" with North Vietnam? That's just losing with coat of paint to poorly cover the shame! At least he had the self-respect to try to return his Nobel Peace prize. Ho Chi Minh handed him his ass on a platter and somehow that is a win on his ledger.

Accelerating arms sales to the Shah of Iran in order to back separatist fighters in Iraq? Whoops! Wow, that uh, wow what a call there. Really picked the right side.

Coup against Allende in Chile? That went well! Not to mention...he didn't. Chile coup'd Chile, Allende was a complete disaster imploding the country's economy. The Chilean military asked for permission as like a token gesture, we gave them support that didn't matter. Its like taking credit for a sports team win because you bought box seats, except at this game they dropped the opposing team's family out of a helicopter headfirst onto the pitch.

All the SALT treaty stuff started under Johnson, he continued it which is fine but is VORcel stuff. His grand "pivot to Europe" was trying to link trade policy to increases in defense spending from European partners...which didn't happen. They didn't increase them. We gave them trade deals anyway. Its fucking Trump without the memes.

On March 1, 1973, Kissinger stated, "The emigration of Jews from the Soviet Union is not an objective of American foreign policy, and if they put Jews into gas chambers in the Soviet Union, it is not an American concern. Maybe a humanitarian concern.

Awww "I'm such a cool little edgy boy, look at me and my joke about the Holocaust when discussing systemic discrimination against Jews the Soviet Union, surely this will somehow score me Realpolitik points on the Big Board that I can cash in for prize money while shedding America's moral legitimacy because it makes my dick hard."

He is the academic definition of style over substance, snottily walking from fuck-up to disaster to status-quo free ride and putting a pithy quote about The Nature of Power over it to pretend he had any to begin with. Hurry up and die already so I can stop running into you haggling over hostess tips at overpriced Georgetown restaurants.

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