Tumgik
uraandri · 3 hours
Text
"skinny shaming is real" bitches when you ask them why they never tried to gain weight if the skinny shaming was that bad
1 note · View note
uraandri · 5 hours
Text
Tumblr media
By 1996, global security is guaranteed by a deadlock of four major powers psychic security agencies.
"Remote viewing" or "second sight" is delegated to the neutral German DBK-NK - it enables instant monitoring, and instant targeting of ontological threats to the international equilibrium.
26 notes · View notes
uraandri · 5 hours
Text
i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
41K notes · View notes
uraandri · 5 hours
Text
me when i'm in a victim competition and there's a smoker already there
2 notes · View notes
uraandri · 18 hours
Text
there are more of them. in so many trades. all in dirty cargo pants
oh fuck off you slut
Tumblr media
3 notes · View notes
uraandri · 18 hours
Text
oh fuck off you slut
Tumblr media
3 notes · View notes
uraandri · 20 hours
Text
kill yourself
Tumblr media
4 notes · View notes
uraandri · 23 hours
Text
"what do you even like about him, he's white as a rag"
"but he's ugly"
"...i respect that"
1 note · View note
uraandri · 24 hours
Text
Tumblr media
social skills training by Solmaz Sharif
116 notes · View notes
uraandri · 1 day
Photo
Tumblr media
48 notes · View notes
uraandri · 1 day
Text
big loss for šešelj today (my mother has declared that she will no longer support him in the elections)
3 notes · View notes
uraandri · 1 day
Text
my mother 15 min into the call after i call her for the 7th time this week because i'm bored: e. aj zdravo.
0 notes
uraandri · 1 day
Photo
Tumblr media
52 notes · View notes
uraandri · 1 day
Text
i love coming to bakić's class and listening to him shit on spc
0 notes
uraandri · 1 day
Note
"just one glass of wine at slava" moj brat koji se sa 8 godina napio na slavi jer je pio vino iz plasticne case misleci da je sok haha
prvo pijanstvo sa 13 jer mi je sangrija bila lepa i slatka a nikog nije bilo kući da me zaustavi
1 note · View note
uraandri · 1 day
Text
why do they always latch onto the most popular historical figures whose legacies got so fucking muddled by their representation in popular culture that the majority of people can no longer distinguish fact from fiction. oh, wait
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
ah yes the famous feminist icon madame deficit did nothing wrong men were just angry she was a girlboss
46 notes · View notes
uraandri · 1 day
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
i am skeptical you could do that actually, tiktok user
34K notes · View notes