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moimoimoinnnn · 1 year

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I was looking at the water

Pápa said sin come look out we've got visitors at Samsoy i couldn't believe it men! for the first time! visiting what had happened they looked unwell

Have you been through soemthing whats going

on one of our men saw a ghost but also a seamonster on the lower half

what

sounds like my girl said my dad

he was so dispecable dsoemtimes with the humour but nt really just liek sailors with his humour he didint mean anythign by it sure still eugh partly true but mustve thogut it was realfunny in reall ife cause he though so well of his wife but he did though

Anyway i hate you see them like that its true but theyren ot liek that all the time

no i know it just makes you wonder i said

anyway i wasnt gonna say those words outload so how long have you been at sea

much longer than we oght ot be

said one of the men

we hadd sailed alt the way for mBrunswick

oh Brunsvik or Brunswick they're were teo places that could be

well it was either one dont know just dont go out there ok

but what if we must

we live for the fish it'S our only way of survival out here

and it was true we were the puffins but men

its just gonna crepe up look youve got fish for days right'

yeah so feast on them in the meantiime dont go near the water alright

alright i said

what bollocks i thought as Ina came walking

hey want to go to Grandvik with me later i want to throw peppels at the monster

yeah as if its gonna be here good day to that then

yeah you can take them just like ican fix that trunk i said and remeered the time i did by just using my tape and stick whiste drivining throught the snowy hills in my farm Ketillundur

It was amazing i survived i wasnt supposed to my Nan gave e a necklaase Blámari that would protect me from the spirits hunting this world

But iwas still friends with Reynir

taht was our joke we loved it nnot Reynis suprisngly

no but for real he's a good mate of mine and id trust him with my life

if he was real

he was imaginary friend from childhood but too me he was real

anyway

Yes Ina let'ss go at what time shall we go

at Noon at the day of the full bloodmoon'

the day that our blood freezes if we dont kiss at noon

so i must kiss thy

if you wish to live

i would die without that

no seriously

i said and leaned in for a kiss

man my breath wwas nice

i loved locking eyes with her seeign her beautiful blue eyes reminding me of the sea and the marvaleous hair that looked like daisies

no monsters here none indeed we said and made our way back to our farmhouse

Noon came we were sat by at the bitch i had Blámari on me i knew i was save with that necklace

Eiki look

theres someone coming up from he water

icouldnt beliee it

Fari það í allar flemmbitunnur

what is that

what

flemmbitunnur

no the moster Ina

yeah but flemmitunnur

no time to explain

i really couldn't either way rrun now

we could here it schreech behind us

i fell she came after me and touched my shoulder

the feeling was colder than my presence i nÁsleifur class

ohhhh hate it now this is how it ends i thought

but as soon as she came to bite me Ína stepped in with a stone and hit her

have that you inpicable incel

She was my girl

i knew that!

Well done Ina i said and ran to safety

they had started taking care of my wounds at the Farm i hated the burnign stone got muy wound but it was to help heal bullshit i thought it sounded like more tortue

jjust sit still

sure really easy with obiling water on me

it was working mno more pain

i felt fine

but i felt warm all throughout m ybody

and shivered starting to go thrpoughout my body what was happenign i could feel my heart beat fatser and was gasping for air my eyes wide open and hating the light

get the ruins

theyre too powerful get the ruins from Flemmsvik now

my nan did not take no for an answer

It had worked the pain stopped i felt nauseous

i laid in bed for three days afterwards unable to move

i was safe but was i

its not just physically my soul felt different

as if i had changed

Lárpur came running

Hei Hæ dEiki

your going to see me dont stay away

hey relax man what is it

you look worse than a puffin without his fish

btw i just hunted some want some

its worse than you rfathers food and he cooks good

look man ... i agree !

Can you not understand leave me alone i had never shown such outburst before totally out of my charachter i screamed with the force of mountains moving i had scared myself

its ok relax no leave i said and as i stood up the books came odwn the shell and an earthquake

but it wasnt just any i had made it

i knew it

my grandma said i was sick and would ask the next ferry to sail me to Iceland or south to Orkney

i was too sick

no ill stay in Samsoy i insisted

and that was that

just a small herb and youll feel better tomorrow said the doctor ater giving mr some mild oatmeal and some seaweed

that would help

it does Lárvhús Eiki

Eiki just Eiki

right

Tópas

no i on a diet

its true sugar made me moody

i gotta go i had felt the change happening i ran out i had never ran so fast not even when i was a kid

some boys were playing football one kid shot the ball to me and i couldn't take it damn stupid kids cut it out i sad and as soon as i did Lava came out ogf my mouth

Neijjjj

one kid cried

you're a monster

fuck

i truly was

i vomited seagulls eggs

what had i become

my anxiety rose within me i cant believe it i was me one week ago and now i was this?!?!

Nooo

Its cool Ína said i know of a place where youll be safe from all the people at Samsoy yeah all 300 of them

No 301

Andrekur moved in again after his stay North to Iceland

Andrekur knows of a place you could stay this school for people in East Iceland inside of a mountain underneath Lava fields the ferry to Iceland leaves tomorrow youll go

and what about you

ill stay

no coe with me

i oculdnt fanthom living without her

Ína was my everything

You could come with me

stay at my school

but im human

wow thanks

no Eiki i literally am physically human i know your human tpoo

yeah but cant you just ppretend to be one of us or if ifinfect you

im good with theinfection part but ill pretend

why not just be infected cause we might want kids

that serious huh

i knew you were the one for me the moment i first saw you

Ína Erickson want to marry me

and we kissed

the usn came up

the birds chippered

the ferry was here a new day a new life.

Monster school i nIceland here i'll come

no hate to Iceland i visited there often it's juust literally a monster school there´!

How long til they would realize

Not long Eiki

i've always wanted to be a vampire and now is my change

but can you

yes

and so she did

she joined the vampire group at school consisted of well vampires and one Dracula who is a vampire but he's DRACULA firstly! Yes the Dracula'S DESCENDANT PRETTY HOT

We at Samsoy

youre icelandic now

debateable

half of our descendants of Samoy were Icelandic so

and of Norweigan Schottish and danish descendants

and blood or not we were really Icelandic in many ways had everything except the fuglavarpid a sport where the bird is a football

hes dead btw

still sadistic to use his body like that its basicly like football with a stuf fy ou catch stuff with and a string you use to grab literally some extra points if you grap him in the air

but you kick him like a football too

it is so easyyy sportlol

oh and we had Sigurpúða líka sykurðuði icelandic for marshmellow but more sugar in it

We will play Fuglvarpið but you better not beat me up sport said Hafnes

and Drágknir fine but Lorensiaco and Atli just Atli

will step up ok

so it began the game went smoothly the wind was all in our hair

but somethign was off

a squuirrel came running down and bit me that bastard he ran fast faster than me and that says a lot no seriously!

and before he jumped suicided down A cliff i caught him looked down and saw a boy with no ordinary eyes

but i was at monster school so how ordinary just walkign throught the volcano part of the entrance was a normal entrance for everybody rirght nad totalay not hot rhere but it was like me at night

Ína true that

Anyway i looked down are you ok

He looked happy too happy for an elf human elf

elf human he was part elf part human

I am godthur

eg heiti Svergir

said he in a weird elfish voice

No just kidding with you he said in a Icelandic voice

Is it true your folks saved Hnjúkabanir

the most savage of all the criminals who had turned this land into an Ice out of fit of rage and to show off

yEAH

BUT WE CAN ALSO DO MAGIC

I CAN SHOW YOU

i dont want you spells

magiclab oy isaid

this is what Ína mustve felt at downtown bar after some guys hit on her or totally not

I stood my the Mirror Svergir next to me

Reynir is real you know

No he is not i made him up

that's what you think he is real is aguest here but was banned from the human word partially

why

for not liking a lobster

wannt to ask but Neijj

anyway you can bring him alive by Thinking about Ice and make it into your hand i tried and desperatly failed i got angru and the earth shook beneath me

i fell down my heart beating sure it was the end i screamed back of Brundswick

He was my nemesis so no hate

I couldnt believe iit i fell into another world the earth crumbled s i walked to her

It was aprincess

she came to me in my dream one time she was there what the frick frack frog-gggg

you must be new anyway dont be scared solve this' and a lava came running through the ice devouring it and i was standing on a rock jump across if you want to live

i cant

you can more thhan your heart thinks she said alughingly and disappeared

ok i can i said and saw Ína standing there sleeping she did not reply

Ína i called out to her again

she was under a spell

i hated she was human

so easy to cast spell on

and manipulae although they are oone vile creautures

as am i i am still even though im a monster

pardon my english

anyway

I jumped and heard i drop sound clock was ticking one step and its over but if i make it into each step the drop i will hear the sound will make other people come alive people who should be like Reynir i had to jump for Ína and me i had to make it

but it grew more difficult each step i had to be calm the cliff was narrow

and well i didin't want to die here so i thought long and hard into changing into wolf to get there faster or would it be a hindrance i recided the Samsoyan poem

"Fari tú hittkir nedr

med Várum skald du Lif

hafir hafid tekur thu

undir heiminn blán ogv djupgvan"

Basicly if you go down you will die with (Várum) the devils if you don't have the world under you are part of it show it the same attention you wish to recieve think of the ocean all part of life every fish under the same blue sea swimming noticing it

So good i was calm

i was noticing the sea the life under me, and the sea came flooding over the lava saving me but almost drowning me i climbed it the sea turned into a rope and i walked on the lava using the sea as my robe

as long as i held on to the sea robe i couldn't sense the lava under me i mustn't let go of it but my arms were sweaty i waas almost there btu i felt the rope slipping from my hands

i coulnd't make it i thoughht but i narrowly escaped by jumping and i was me again a kid in the air jumping cliff from cliff feeling so alive whilste doing the most deadliest thing

world huh

anyway there was Ína

My sweetheart

Claukwick a drop from a plant that has the rays of sunset in it

My Clauckwick wake up

She was still as a sto ne

i felt my heart freeze inside me

What can i do

i coldn't breathe and then i remebered my nan's face saying whistle and thy laugh whistle for someone and thy'll come alive

and i did

she woke up but my whistle was a key off which put her in a weird state emotionally

Ína have you been at sea

that was our song and instead of her replying Yes i haveth

she said the sea i amthe mo sters and everything that lurks underneath

she atacked me

i bit scratch but she was too strong she towered over me and i thought even though she would kill me atlekast id die happy seeing her even like this

but i couldn't i hat Lárp and my little borther at homeand talk to Reynir what its like to be human after 10000 years of being stuck there

i arose and pushed her in the fire and she was gone i was safe but heartbroken my one love what had i done

you can bring her back she said

but only by means of love bellieve magic and money

right i cant pay you

dont worry boy i can use you in my project with the elfs and mORDS Up in that mountain what was going on there or youll see

up i went it was dark couldnt breathe coal in the air angry sad faces i could sensethe sorrow

you must choose each day whom of your team tosacrifise

depending on how well he answerds a question if he is worthy of saving

iif you survive it youll get money

which half of you can keep and pay me half so i dont kill you

dont think of me as evil we cant live all for eternity althoough in theory we could

she slammed the door

Jæja Eiki

it had begun

answer me this

what is dark

lays in the shadow

but bright as the soon

and can be seen during the day

remeber if you answer wrong death by snakes or snake dragon

totally better option or life

shadow i said

but its not bright as day one voice screetched

yes if you light a flashlight on it

but can you see it in darkness with the righht glasses or magic yes

true let him live

no LOKI THE GIANT ANSWERED He's playing with us to the Snakes neevr in a thousands dreams or nighhtmares

ffuck i was done meat ihad no way to fight him he was more powerful then my battery on my iphone

Magic glitter in the air take him away like you just dont care he stood there fuck

Fimmulfáfnir

THE ARMY OF THE MAN IN THE MOUNTAINS HAD JOINED AND FIMMULFÁFNIR THEIR HONORARY MAN AND CAPPTAIN COUSIN OF ATHENES FROM GREEK MYTHOLOGY

Came get up on my saddle now

i was scared take him with you one said and lifted the by to me no older than 3 maybe 4

what was such younglinng doing herre

ill forever be at your honor the boy said

thanks Tim i said

I am Tim he said cheerfully i had never been given a aname and now i have one tthank you sir

i could sense the joy from his smile

and all my worries disappeared

we were out the caves many men wounded

i have yet to pay the elf queen she has Ína

that witch lies

dont trust her we must get to her and brong her back

yeah but how where would Ínas soul be

i knew her body had gone under the flames i couldnt breath

its ok just think of home

i did

the smell of Ópalcake ´mixed with sour kimchi

Our national dish the roses that looked so blue and not red we were different with that i could see Ínass face for the first time holding my hand and laughing the old menwith stories from places many years ago Car rental he said sometimes it must've been nice going there!

What type is Ína

she likes drinking blood from cows on Kánsdag the day the vampires got killed and banned for lifetime to return !

GO GRAB SOME NOW !

yes ill do

her song

the song of the people by the band THe peoople

sing it my MELODY WAS SHIT

But the floor shook IT WAS WORKING

BUT NEIJ it wasn't

Call in Skuggnji r1

the demonoid thing?! He kinda looked like a demon black figure with nnothing but white things for eyes goat horns wings no face just tall thick and small he could shapeshift breathe under water but most importantly bring the dead to live as he did only to kill them again after seeing the joy on their faces after been brought back!

he is slick though you must't be afraid he can change your emotions feelings and thoughts and will try but do not be afraid stand still ok

Ok Skuggnjir was there hey heyr i am here!

why shouldn't i kill you ?! Well we have power over plants ocean and waters can help save the world and have good views on Some football

Who plays that sport nowdays i know right no but look Ína must come alive

mustn she he said

and the moment he said that i felt as the moment when you want something but dont know why that feeling of uncertaincy and not

Ína must i said i felt drowsy come hiccup he was not gonna change my view i heard her voice calling so soft so smooth she must come alive i said and as soon as i did the wind brought her back she fell from the sky the fall was long Eiki standing therre with a retro guy on a horse what i thought as Eiki caught me deadhand what a normal entrance he said what a jokster but i loved him for it i leaned in for a kiss

the whole word came together but as soon as i kissed him i regreted it i had turned into his monster No how was our baby gonna turn out i had become pregnant with his child in the sky i wasnt sure if it happened but it did he was there but not at the same time

We'll raise it as human yeha our anger is stronger than those of the humans but it will be ok i said

72 months later the child was here born into the night taking it first breathe as the sun shone

Night and Day Dight will be your name

and we joined hands and went into the sea to be with our people we didin't need the human school who taught monster subjects and being monster in a human world and half human was too daughting icould see my kids life in a lifetime in my eyes which felt like second him taking his anger out on bird loving having it to take his anger out on hating he had loved it becoming that monster being shocked being angry driving with force of fuck it all i was so done with it his agony of contempplating a suffering life vs no life at all the sea would be our ccraddle our new home plus much lower taxes at sea levels

pun not intented hehe

The end

#fanfic #Eiki fra Samsoy

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jimmymcgools · 3 years

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Can you do a directors cut for they pay me a golden treasure?

hi! this has been in my ask box for like two weeks! i'm so sorry! my brain broke and i forgot how to think about things!

i'm glad you asked for this one, thank you so much 🙏 i'd had the first ~500 words of this sitting in a google doc for so long -- i was originally thinking of posting after i finished slip and fall season. but then my brain did that thing where i wanted everything to be exactly perfect and i kept working and overworking the first few paragraphs until way too much gluten had formed in the dough and it was chewy and terrible.

but then i took a step back and just tried to write a thing that captured all the little interesting ideas i wanted to include, and that helped me get the ball rolling.

commentary below! 💖

Two points of pressure weigh down his shoulders, as heavy as the bags of cash had been—heavier, even. It feels like he has two hands locked on either side of his neck. He can feel the man who owns the hands standing behind him, and he can hear the echo of the word wife.

this idea was one of the first things that made me want to write this oneshot -- linking this physical sensation of carrying the bags with this metaphorical way he feels lalo's control over him.

He swallows. His mouth is tacky with a sugary layer of Gatorade.

i wanted the whole thing to hopefully be SUPER sensory and way deep in jimmy's head. and this is the kinda shit that takes me longer than it should to remember. sometimes i have to just sit and think through every part of my body as if i'm in that situation and see if anything good leaps out.

He’s just standing there outside the apartment and his arms are so heavy and his shoulders are so heavy and his head is so heavy he feels as if he’s going to fall right through the ground, as if he’s going to plummet into the earth before she can even open the door.

this is one of the sentences that previously died to being overworked. i kept changing it and changing it until eventually i looked back at my very first version, which was more brainstormy note than intended prose, and i thought it was better than anything else i'd managed. so i used that!

There’s a bang and his eyes snap open. The door is widening to a square of light and his hands are in front of his chest, curling into balls.

this part is a reverse of the previous example, though! here i kept an earlier version for a while, something that started like "The door opens with a bang etc etc" and then i realised it DID need more work, it needed to be more in jimmy's head and not tell the reader exactly what was happening in the first three words.

A square of light—sand and sky and space blankets—and then she’s there, silhouetted against the white, and he takes— —one step, then the next, then the next— —through the bright doorway.

fuckin' love an em dash, mate

His legs, having delivered him here, to this final glowing space, give up.

another one of the ideas i was very excited about for this one-shot was comparing kim to the golden glowstick he holds that night in the desert! i always think about it when i watch that scene!

here's my first shot at making the comparison -- this final glowing space. for a while i wanted to include the memory of him holding that glowstick right here, so that people might link it with him holding her in the entryway, but it didn't work with the pace.

Her voice sounds like it’s coming down a long phone line, traveling through thousands and thousands of copper-lined miles. Crackling and cracking.

i'm a self indulgent lil shit so i put some references to my other fic in here. hopefully if youve read acb, this specific description makes you think of baby kim and jimmy talking softly on the phone at night.

Kim’s fingers are razors in his hair, crushing his head close against her shoulder.

another metaphor from early acb used here, which in itself is a reference to a song by the national, of course. all my fics are just a bunch of national songs stacked inside a trenchcoat

As soon as his chest touches hers, he’s clawing with tight fists at her back, holding her faster and faster, like he’s scrabbling for purchase over screaming dirt

i loved the idea of drawing all these parallels between the desert experience and his experience here. it makes me think of the split-screen opening. jimmy's dry tongue sticking to his mouth is like him trying to say the first part of kim's name. the way he hugs her is like the way he scrambles towards the esteem.

it's all entwined forever now.

From down the long crackling line, she says his name again. Jimmy. He almost can’t hear it. Jimmy.

god, i'm such a writing nerd and i love thinking about writing so much and it's like -- what does not having his name in speech marks add here? in my head it adds so much. is it real, is she really saying it? is he just thinking it? yet he says he almost can't hear it. somehow not having the speech marks also makes it feel far away to me. intangible. if she's really saying it, it doesn't feel real anymore.

i love writing!!!!

“Hey,” Kim says, her voice quiet, her eyes locked on his. The dry skin on his lips stretches with his smile. “Hey.”

would die for these two softly exchanging "hey"s.

It’s good to be close because he knows there’s something horrible trapped between their chests. Something he can feel running warmly down his white and unblemished t-shirt.

jimmy brushing his hand over the spot as they sit together on the sofa.

Like he’s something that might burn her, or something that might break. Or both—like he’s fragile and electrified.

i kind of want to do more with this duality at some point. i think they both feel this about the other. that they could burn them or be burned by them.

He wants her to cradle his cheeks the same way she always does, or stroke her thumbs over his mouth, or curl her fingers around his ears, but she doesn’t. She just holds him in her fingertips. Like water in her hands, he thinks.

more of that wild self-indulgency, but god i couldnt resist linking this moment with the first time they makeout in acb:

"Then she pulls back, breathing heavily, looking down at him. She frames his face with her hands. Gasping for breath, staring up at Kim from between her palms, Jimmy feels like she’s the only thing holding him together. Like he’s water in her hands."

the only thing holding him together.

the ", he thinks." i added in the one-shot makes me feel like jimmy's making the link too, not just me as the writer.

The apartment smells of smoke. Another thing he’s dragged with him over the threshold from the desert: one hundred thousand dollars in cash and the word wife and the smell of dust burning beneath a high sun.

of course, it smells of smoke because kim's been smoking inside, but jimmy doesn't know that

Boxers picked up and then put down in almost the same spot on the bathroom floor.

this moment always gets me. these actors are incredible. there's so much goddamn emotion in one little action.

In his hand now, the ache of a yellow glowstick. The edges of his fingers are made red with it, and his skin and bones and all the gaps between the different parts of himself are marked out with the light. He’s awake, and the yellow stick is fragile in his grasp. Glowing through the cold and the dark. Burning a ghost on his retinas. His suit jacket is thin above him, a loose sheet. The desert is loud with lizards and wind and tires wheeling over dirt roads. The glowstick is golden.

and now finally i get to this glowstick moment. i'm really proud of how i executed this paragraph. it's the writing nerd in me again. i love what the present tense does to it. to me, it makes it feel eternal, ongoing. this is how i felt okay about not setting up the glowstick thing earlier. this paragraph makes me feel like jimmy's been thinking about this the entire time.

all the gaps between the different parts of himself are marked out with the light

also the thought of like... jimmy sitting awake in the desert thinking about the jimmy vs saul of it all.

Burning a ghost on his retinas.

"Did I dream it or did I have $1,600,000 on my desk in cash? When I close my eyes, I can still see it. It's burned into my retinas like I was staring into the sun."

Kim’s face is warm against his spine. Her heartbeat seems to pulse through his skin.

more of my stolen acb lines, this from the final chapter:

"He can feel her breathing, her knees pressed up close behind his, her chest against his back. Her heartbeat seems to pulse through his skin. If he didn’t know better, he’d feel like the Sandias, like a line of protection between her and the world."

When he closes his eyes, he’s walking, he’s still walking.

returning to the first sentence here gave it all a terrifying feeling to me. like -- does jimmy feel like this moment of getting home is the dream? this looping dream?

thank you so much to everyone who read this one-shot, by the way! i was super nervous about tackling canon times, and everyone's messages have been so reassuring. i really appreciate it 💖

#asks #anon #directors commentary #that got SO long

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pettyprocrastination · 5 years

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I Don’t Think Were On Earth-65 Anymore Cop!Frank Castle x Spider!Reader

@jarvis-ismy-copilot @wolfmothar @marvelobsessedteen @majorcdanvers Summary: Jitterbug’s plan on getting home hits a few snags because of a vigilante that is all too familiar but also shockingly different.

Chapter ten

“This is the place.”

Jitterbug looked through a dingy window to see a group of men walking around, multiple crates scattered in the warehouse. From what she could see one of them was open and full of high-tech machinery and weaponry. “You got a plan?”

Daredevil nodded, she still couldn’t believe it all. Working side by side with the doppelganger of a man who made her life a living hell. Well, she’ll have time to process the absurdity of it all when she got back to her dimension.

“You go through the roof and web them up using your speed.” He explained. “And then I-” Suddenly Matt froze, his head tilted to the side as he listened to something she couldn’t hear. Jitterbug’s body went into overload and her hair stood on edge, the tell-tale sign of her spider-sense.

“Hey buddy, you wanna tell me what the hell is going on?” She looked around them and saw nothing, but she knew something was off.

Matt groaned. “Damnit Castle.”

Multiple gunshots rang throughout the building. A man had burst in and opened fire on the gang who quickly retaliated, turning it into a full blown fire-fight.

“New plan!” Jitterbug kicked in the window and sped into the building. “Stop everybody from killing each other!”

Jitterbug zipped into the building just in time to tackle a crook to the ground and out of gunfire. She narrowly avoided being shot by the man herself. Soon enough the gang was no longer focused on the mystery man, but her as well.

“What the fuck is that!” A thug screamed at her webbed mask.

She brought her fist down on his face, knocking him out instantly. “Save the dramatics mate.”

Daredevil ran over to the man and kicked the gun from his grasp. “Frank stop!” At the name her head shot up to stare but Matt kicked him back, facing away from her and hiding his identity. “We have it handled.”

Jitterbug went around, immobilizing each criminal and dancing around the bullets as Matt fought the unknown assailant. She shook the thought from her head. There was no way, it just wasn’t possible!

She looked over and saw them both still fighting. Matt was doing well to defend himself, but the man was better. He was taller, bulkier, and faster than the catholic vigilante. He definitely had training.

The Matt from this dimension was completely different than the one she knew, so maybe...

“Hardly.” The man’s voice was rough and deep. It was one she’d heard every week, one telling her to leave it to the police, telling her to stay to fill out a police report and telling her to be careful.

She turned and shot a web at him, connecting his raised fist to the giant crate right next to him. He tried to wretch his hand free but to no avail. Matt set his hands on his hips and grinned, watching the man try to tear himself free with no success.

“You know, I could get used to this.”

The breathe was stolen right from Jitterbug’s lungs at the sight of Frank fucking Castle, covered in bruises and staring her down with harsh eyes. This Frank was stockier, covered in more scars but the same face and bulldog-frown. He wore no police uniform, but all black clothing and a vest with a white skull painted on that was now riddled with bullets.

“Frank?” She said his name so soft, so scared and confused that it shocked both men.

The Frank Castle she knew was an officer of the law, one who’d defend the justice system with his last breathe and criticize the masked heroes that help him in the same sentence. He openly dismissed vigilante justice as a nuisance and believed in the system he worked for.

Now she felt like she stepped right into an episode of Twilight Zone.

“Your girlfriend alright red?” Frank noticed how the masked woman tensed up when he looked at her. She shook herself out of her stupor, she had no time to stand and gape over the vigilante. (Even calling him that made her feel wrong.)

“I’m fine.” She snapped before walking right past him and to the crate he was connected to. “You aren’t my issue, that’s all him.” She waved a hand in DareDevil’s direction and Frank snorted.

“Well ain’t she peachy.” Christ, it was the same voice and everything.

Matt shot him a dirty look. “You’re lucky we got here when we did Frank. We had it covered and you-”

Frank rolled his eyes. Clearly the severity of the situation meant nothing to him. Jitterbug noted the nicknames and first name basis the two were on. The banter between the two as they fought about their ideologies.

I guess they've been through this with each other before.

“All you do it beat ‘em up and-” Frank looked around him and froze mid sentence.“Alright, that’s new.”

Each criminal was tied up tight in a cocoon of webbing, unconscious, immobilized and stuck to a wall.

“You're welcome for that, by the way.” Jitterbug ripped the top off the box with a single hand, something both Frank and Matt gaped at. She didn’t have time to get caught up on the fact that this dimension’s Frank didn’t blink an eye at killing. She needed to worry about getting home. “Now if you boys are done with your little dick measuring contest I have to-” She looked at the open box which was now full of shattered materials and bullet holes.

“Youve got to be fucking kidding me!”

“What?” Matt rushed to her side. “What’s wrong?”

“What’s wrong?” She laughed mockingly before turning to face Frank with a nasty scowl. “What’s wrong is that your Frank Castle is an ass who just ruined my chances of getting home because he’s fucking trigger happy!”

He clenched his fist and let out a slow breathe, as if keeping his temper from snapping. “You want me to apologize for keeping those guns from hittin’ the streets? For keepin’ those criminals from killing more people?”

She groaned and pointed in his face. “No jackass, I want you to apologize for sending me to an early grave you-”

She remembered Gwen telling her that “glitching” felt like “being tazed naked in a snowstorm.” Which as odd as it sounded, was actually spot on to the agonizing pain she felt in that moment as her body distorted and burned. She didn’t know what the loud piercing sound was until she realized it was her own screaming. She stumbled to the floor and Matt caught her, ripping off her mask and looking at her groaning form.

“Jitterbug?” He pressed his fingers to her pulse and she patted his arm, letting him know she was find, well...as fine as she could be in the situation.

“Hey!” Frank tried to rip his hand free and run to her aid, but he was stuck as stuck can be. “Hey! What the hell is going on?!” As the sight of her screaming in pain, Frank went from anger to concern for the now unmasked heroine. “Red what the hell did you do!?”

“Me?” Matt shot back. “This wasn’t me at all. If anything your violent actions could have been the one to cause-”

“I’m fine.” She pushed herself out of Matt’s arms and upright, facing both men with a grim expression. “Just my atoms reacting to being in another dimension is all.”

Frank looked between her and Matt. “Your what?”

“We need to find a way to get me back, or else I’m gonna keep doing that.” She explained. “And eventually I wont get back up from it.”

“We will.” Daredevil promised her. With that she went to one of the boxes to see what she could salvage. Maybe she could put something together? All the materials were there, albeit dented and riddled with bullets but maybe she’d be able to get it to work just enough to return her home.

As Jitterbug pondered a plan Frank fisted daredevil’s costume in his hand and yanked him close, rage clear on his face.

“Start talking. Now.”

Me? Back from not posting for legit months? It’s more likely than you think folks. Anyways I’m terribly sorry for no posting for the past few months, school has been hell and then I’ll be starting more classes in like three weeks so I’m trying to get into the habit of posting once more before I accidentally go ghost again lmao. So I am going to start posting jitterbug chapters everyday until the entire fic is out on this blog for you all to read !!<3 still taking requests and still doing fics, I got a request for one about a child reader and frank with a PLATONIC found family type fic which is definitely in the works! Along with other things!!

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