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for anon honesty: 'cast' your mutuals as barca players :D

Okay I’m gonna do this by using my barca mutuals so i’ll probably not be able to cast everyone but i’ll try! Also I’m sorry in advance to my mutuals if i get this all wrong alsjdjsj

Leo: @4fabregastasticxavi6 because tonia was the first ever barca blog I followed on her and she is always so efficient and posting about all the updates and everything that’s going on with the club and ofc she loves these clowns no matter what I totally see her being the main captain 😅

Busi: @nathicoroo because nathi is almost always level headed on here and if she ever shows any negativity it’s for a good cause and busi is pretty much the same way so yeah

Geri & MAtS: @riquipuigg okay so i’m casting G as both because she loves the babies sm and I’m like 1000% sure marc is team babies from what i’ve seen and heard the masia kids say about him and imo he should be a captain and also geri is literally el presi and would do anything for barca and i can totally see G as our second captain on here and she will literally love our blaugrana dumbasses no matter what

Sergi: @vivalachampions Pao is not a barca blog per se but to me the way sergi is our own swiss army knife on the team Pao is that for us on here alsksj she reblogs probably everything to do with all teams and gives information on everyone too! So multipurpose just like sergi aha

Ansu: @matstegen (rip i miss reggie on here sm) based on the fact that she was single handedly keeping us together on here for a while and providing us with all the content and really bringing some joy which Ansu does for barca fans on the field. I can’t WAIT to see him back on the pitch scoring goals and maybe someday we’d get reggie back too <3

Fran: @anssufati solely because i see her on my dash as often as i Fran on the pitch 😭💀

Ous: @kingkepa because she’s amazing and talented just like ous & given the chances they have a bright future ahead and she’ll shine just like Ous shines on the pitch

Antoine: i, in good faith, could not assign anyone to greasy cos i still don’t really like him 😃

Martin: @dortman shows up for match days and bring us peak lbs and idk to me I think that’s how martin is? In the sense that when he’s played he really does perform well

Frenkie: @bertievertonghen (rip smol bean hope u see this soon) Heiry is literally one of the best persons I’ve ever met on here and idk frenkie seems so supportive and always giving his all to the team and based on my personal friendship with Heiry safe to say i’d cast her as frenks

Pedri: @messiv because she loves messi so much just like pedri and also she’s sooo talented and provides us with all the amazing barca content (even if it’s messi focused it’s the best bestt imo no one active can compare tbh) just like pedri does on the pitch

Riqui: @hi-its-me-perrie idk i see her as a baby lol idky (i think u are baby correct me if i’m wrong tho) and just like riqui she’s amazing and provides us with some bangers for tps aksjs and gives some life to the barca fanbase on here the same way riqui provides the barca midfield with life especially when it’s desperately needed

Couti: @abrahamtammy only because i forget she goes here sometimes the same way phil only plays here sometimes 😭💀😂

Pjanic: @hadikathefangirl i’m casting Hadika as him because even though she’s usually silent kinda like miralem once given the opportunity they both are awesome and amazing and yesyesyes

Clem: @lenglet soley because she loves him despite the shit he’s been doing this season 😭 (me too shh) and too even though barca runs her ragged with all the disappointment she’ll never give up on them the same way clem doesn’t give up even after he does shit 💀

Ronald: @goatmessi like Ronald i can totally see Mar being a force to be reckoned with and she loves and the club so much and well i mean she literally bleeds blaugrana at this point!

Samu: @caprycorn ONLY because samu always gives off big loveable vibes even though he be going through it and cel is the same way she always puts on a brave face and she has great taste just like Sam and idk i just love cel with my whole heart okay 🥺

Jordi: @mesqueunclub-ish idk i feel like Kate is small but deadly just like Jordi can be on the pitch, and also the fact that she’s one of the longest barca mutuals I’ve ever had on here and can take part in the way people make fun of them the same way jordi just goes with all the shit he gets from the team 😂

Sergino: @edersonfc 1. because they’re both muricans aksjs & 2. because no matter what the club makes her feel/puts her through madeline will always defend barca and the players (unless it’s something serious ofc like morally of whatever)

Firpo: Idk fck bout firpo i’m sorry I couldn’t in good conscience assign anyone to him

Neto: @rpizarro missing in action but comes with that CONTENT™️ at the most unexpected times just like neto is in the team lolol

Anddd there we have it! I hope this was good-ish 💀😭😂 enjoy!! And again sorry to my mutuals love u guys heheeh

#i went on barca’s website to see all the official first time players lol #this one was tricky to do but fun! aha thxx #ask #nonnie #long post

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