#he will not attract zombies

[randomnameless]

I wonder how old Willy‚ and by extension, the rest of the first-gen crest bearers were cause Jerry is (iirc) over 300 years old according to Nopes (and his Barney support showed he had physical problems). Iirc Willy stepped back after WoH but there's no mention of when he died‚ like do fake their deaths cause they would be outliving multiple generations. Do they travel out of the continent? Do their children also have long lifespans? (Assuming that they survived the WoH.)

Willy ask?

Yep, we don't know when he died, but in Nopes, Seteth says he's long dead, and Rhea, uh, misses him and wishes he was around when fighting against Supreme Leader.

Jerry growing old and feeble is really one of the things Nopes annoyed me with, because come on, Rhea could just have waited for Nemesis to become unable to fight to rekt him... but no, Nemesis was still a force to be reckoned with.

We don't have any timeline, but Nemesis should have been well over 100 just like the Elites at the time of their death, and I guess Willy was, at the end of the WoH, something like around 120 or 150 (Rhea most likely didn't made him emperor when he was a kid!).

TFW Jerry's not feeling old age catch up to him, but the consequences of his excessive drinking

IIRC the Book of Seiros says only the Elites (thus by extension the first gen crested people) live long, not their children - we know the Elites sans Maurice were terminated, but we don't know about the other major crested randoms (Bergliez/Aegir ancestor, Varley 1, etc etc).

I don't see them faking their deaths even if they outlive several generations because, hey, Willy's the living example of someone who lived over 100, just like the Elites, and I guess the "reasoning" behind the Elites' extended lifespan also applied to them? (something like first gen crest bearers were "blessed specially" by the Goddess so they have an extended lifespan ?) contrary to Nabateans who do not seem to age as fast as crested humans, and live up to 1k years.

Maybe they travel around the continent or just remained in Fodlan being either cryptids or travelling around to help randoms (like the Apostles who ultimately founded their own villages?) and died somewhere.

I'm rather fond of the HC that First Gen crest bearers, just like Nabateans, don't decay or decay more "slowly" than other humans, they still can't be harvested for Relics or whatnot, but it serves to make them stand apart from the other crestless humans - which of course would have been used by Adrestian Nobles, especially the ones who descend from them, to brag about how "special" they were (and conveniently, the bodies of the Elites were never recovered*, so they are the only ones who can prove their descent from someone "special"!).

*tfw Thales had already recovered them first then put them in his freezer before Rhea or the Elite's descendants could even wonder why their tombs/graves/resting places were empty

#anon #replies #is it the wilhelm hour? #FE16 #war of heroes stuff #i mean it's mostly about them #then about Jerry #Willy's body is specially conserved in some sort of magical see through coffin #Seeing Willy became a tourist attraction in Enbarr #Emperors were so mad bcs Willy's attraction was sold as 'see the eternal great emperor wilhelm for 10 coins!' #and uh he's already dad damn it what's this nonsense about eternal emperors?? They're the ones in charge! #Given how the zombies of VW aren't described as a gang of old people wrecking people #I really wonder about the 'decaying after death' thing #Jerry growing old and feeble because of his age is also nonsensical to me #again Nemesis and his pals were doing bandit things until Seiros rekted them #they were well over 100 or even 150 if we want because Rhea came out of the mountains in -46 or something #Nemesis looks like an old crusty bastard and yet he's a force of nature #unless Sothis' blood has special properties regarding the humans who ingest it #I can't see Jerry feeling old and weak at 300 when at most likely 200 Nemesis is alive and kicking enough to be a serious foe to Seiros

[unnerving-presence]

actually so tired of people saying wesker is a creep holy shit

#i honestly used to think he was too for a couple months when i first started liking him #but after any sort of critical thinking it’s just.. not true #the rebecca photo is an easter egg #he used jill because she has t virus antibodies #he has only had one significant other canonically #the book of code veronica is also non canon #please stop calling him a creep PLEAAASSE #wesker is very outward about who he is #we know these things about him because he fucking TELLS us #if he found someone attractive i highly doubt he would hide it #catch me throwing hands on twitter w ppl thinking the rebecca easter egg is actually canon #if easter eggs were canon i guess zombie wesker is also canon #so is mr x being a store owner #yeah sounds stupid doesn’t it

[poorlittleyaoyao]

In the interest of transparency, I should confess that I have not actually read the novel*, and had definitely not read the novel when I watched the show. I was out here in 2021 watching Drama JGY do crimes with zero context beyond his sad little face and some occasional bullying and STILL was like “oh good for him! good for my special boy!” until Sisi and Bicao showed up, at which point I put him on notice but mostly ended up still on his side because the other characters didn’t seem to care much about his bad-to-me crimes.

So while I appreciate that he is presented with more nuance in the novel, and that this adds more depth to his character I cannot stress enough that this is all gravy, because I did in fact support his rights and also (most of) his wrongs and was legitimately shocked to encounter the assertion (from both sides!) that CQL!JGY was totally unsympathetic. I get the outrage! I have been there! But man, it straight-up just did not phase me. My Beloved Meow Meow bar is set at, like, Macbeth, and JGY hopped over it handily.

* I’ve tried! I do have the first two volumes of the official translation! It just… doesn’t compel me. I haven’t even started Volume 2 yet even though that’s got all the JGY stuff, because I am deeply indifferent to this iteration of Wangxian and unfortunately they are most of the story. This does make Frankencanoning very easy, however, bc it means I just incorporate novel lore—like JGY’s backstory—that doesn’t contradict anything in the show (and tbh probably informs it) and ctrl-replace “puppet” with “zombie,” rather than tangle with two wholly different versions of events.

#the second flautist for example! it’s very dumb but not because of JGY #it’s dumb because of what it does to WWX by making it so nothing is ever his fault which makes him a boring protagonist #for JGY tho? I was delighted! I was like ohoho he is entering his Claudius era! wonderful! #and since JZX bored me to the point of hostility it was like a personal favor to me #the biggest issues for CQL aside from pretending zombies and same-gender attraction aren’t real #is when it introduces things from the novel but refuses to elaborate #(ex: Sisi being left alive and the temple’s significance which are both asked about but NEVER EXPLAINED)

[irl]

making pedro pascal reed richards was such a dirty move on disneys part tbh

we all know reed will never deserve an actor like pedro smh

#txt #they know that mans gonna drive sooo much revanue dude…. #idek pedro and what hes been in other than that zombie movie #i just think the guys too attractive to be reed #lol

[bobfloydluvsblackwomen]

when are we going to start admitting that milo manheim is so fucking attractive????

like holy shit?? i literally fell to my knees when my sister sent me this pic.

side note: the “exceptional zed” song is so good.

#milo manheim #disney zombies #exceptional zed #he’s so attractive #i want to bite him #so fine

[bories]

wyatt with glasses lol srry

AA IM ON IT !

im SO GLAD you asked because i'd glady rewatch these scenes,,,

i know i know the quality is subpar but its from the pirated vers and i DO NOT KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT BETTER AAA

#i literally cannot get over these scenes #i tried looking up images but simply saw none #so i did it myself :) #he looks so goofy but also its so attractive for no reason at all #wyatt #wyatt lykensen #zombies 2

[the-unofficial-village-idiot]

Professor Hidgens is so funny to me because his top two priorities are produce Workin' Boys and survive the apocalypse Specifically In That Order

#the man had his house all set up to survive the apocalypse but died because he *checks notes* #attracted the goo zombies by singing his title number #also i wanna spell his name like higeons but i know thats not correct #🪓⏰️

[kantush]

Why are we so hot for Zombie!Strange?

Dude I wish I knew. Hes at the verge of decomposing but by god with a guy like him anything can work.

#please I jist watched the movie an hour ago and he is all I can think about #im so ill that I immedietly thought to go straight to ao3 to find zombie strange fics and no luck #multiverse of madness #doctor strange #okay hes hot only because its doctor strange but in another form #also because the way he showed his power along with the cape was attractive

[dev-nxbody-h3re]

jeremy fitzgerald could absolutely throw it back. he has a voluptuous ass. when he walks you can hear his asscheeks coming towards you. he twerks and michaels corpse lookin ass gets obliterated. purple dude gets absolutely rent asunder. they're like magnets- opposites attract. one man with an ass so fat he has to modify all his jorts and another with an ass so flat it's basically an innie.

#dev posting #nxbødy_h3re. #my stuff #michael afton #jeremy fitzgerald #jeremike #jeremichael #fitzafton #you slot their asses together like lincoln logs #the gravitational force of jeremys ass draws in even the most reclusive of zombies #someone write a crack fic (or even a serious fic) where mike is unreasonably attracted to jeremys ass #like theyre put on the same shift or w/e and Mike is like 'the ass spoke to our manager to make this happen didn't it' #and jeremy is also unreasonably attracted to Mike's concave ass #hes like 'his ass could kill me if he sat on my lap and that's hot af' #anyway its 1 am i need to go to bed

[fnalguy]

am i thinking about touch starved Tommy? yes. Am I specifically thinking about his physical interactions with Megan? yes again. Am I specifically, specifically thinking about them kissing at the jail & that being his first kiss & that being why he’s so surprised when she’s into it? yes again, again. 

#ooc. #tbd. #it's not that he doesn't want to be touched it's just that there hasn't nescessarily been like??? opportunity for it #at least with the people he could stand to be in his space #at least at that point. if we're talking pt 5 tommy if you even look at his personal space you're getting bodyslammed #also when she shoves his head in her lap he is just #👁👄👁 #bcs i like to think that she's one of the first people he's ever liked that liked him back in that sense??? #bcs a) he's never had time to consider that sort of attraction / process it / act on it & b) it hasn't been his priority to find any romance #do i think they reluctantly fall apart when tommy is sent back to unger??? yes i do #bcs they are both dealing with trauma & tommy doesn't deal with trauma well #not counting whatever is going on in megan's mind after losing all of her friends & her dad & nearly dying #& essentially putting jason's head through a blender #thats a lot to take in for someone who just thought she was going to be watching kids all summer #i do however think they stay in touch & have like an on again / off again kind of dynamic bcs despite the trauma that chemistry doesn't go a #also megan is the first person to not only give tommy a chance but also fight for it #instead of just being like ' uwuwuwuwuw i am here to help you if it's convinient ' #she's like ' murder zombie? not sus at all . picasso lets fight it ' #also he's a simp hardcore #idk i will have a whole post on megan eventually

[kingdom-creatin]

RE8 underrated for its trans rep honestly, I mean we got Lady Dimitrescu (transwoman) and Heisenberg (transman)

#not a laud of a aaa game #just simping for heisenberg #people who hc heisenberg as a trans man are so hot #it's me #i'm hot #you know that he made his own hardware #and made a robo guy just to do his top surgery #and okay he's made a lot of robo zombies with an assortment of hand attachments so there's certainly other commentary to be made there #but also do not talk to me about res evil i do not know the lore #/lh #i watch mark playthroughs and can talk about surface topics and attractiveness of characters that's all i got #or really just of #heisenberg #but yknow #kingdom mumbles

[liibility]

i love me a good au i feel like theyre so hard to find for child for some reason???? im working on a pirate au rn tho!!!!!!!!!!!

but bro ok i just know that childe's adrenaline addiction would make him super careless around the zombies -- hed be slashing and dashing without worrying about getting scratched or bitten which ofc would lead to some angst later after reader and childe pair up and he's super injured or smth idk

theres just so much potential its a gold mineeeee!!!!!!!!

yesss ikwym most au childe fics i see are modern au (ofc i love modern au) and i just want some more variety!!! tbh tho it‘s hard enough to even find quality fics as it is so i take what i can get ><

do NOT get me started on childe n fighting omg. its SO GOOD every time like… he just hyperfocuses on fighting and is oblivious to everything else, wounds especially i bet. that or every time he gets hit it only makes him even more high off adrenaline…….i love him he’s so cute!!!!

and then maybe he bites off more than he can chew one day and is lying in zombie guts and thinking about how this is the way he wants to go out but reader‘s there and saves the day!! or something!!!

but he‘s just. just soooo.

#pirate aus i looove pirate aus #my bloodthirsty swashbuckling king #tbh i bet if its the kind of zombie that’s attracted to loud noises you Know he‘s out there sometimes making all the noise he can #i feel like he might even have a count of how many zombies he‘s taken out

[multishipperbish]

how do we feel about aus chat

#lotf #lord of the flies #been rewatching Daybreak and i. think lotf #not the romance part i don't like that part #but the zombie apocalypse. #instead of an island they get stuck in a mall #zombie head on a stick #ralph thinks jack has serious mental issues when he starts lathering zombie blood on himself #i don't know what they'd use instead of a fire #because fire generally attracts zombies or just looks like a regular apocalyptic broken building #maybe like fireworks. but then again zombies. #ralph wants to hold on til adults get them. he says there's food in the mall they'll be fine. #jack is convinced they saw other grocery stores during the bus ride here before it crashed. it's worth exploring outside #but there's zombies outside #so he's gonna hunt #i might draw parts of it. or write. who knows

[buysomecheese]

Tumblr I promise you I do not watch The Last of Us. I have never even seen any clips

#I guess I’ve also not watched South Park but that’s different because I’m actively seeking that content out #not with the last of us though #zombie stuff freaks me out a lot #and idc about Pedro pascal much like he’s just some guy (I am not particularly attracted to men)

[thecherrygod]

I dreamt i was in this place that was a bit like a theme park and i entered a room for an attraction.

The thing starts saying our names over a radio or something, it sounded kinda robotic, mine was for last. The first two are normal girl names, the third was actually a surname like tomlinson or something for some reason, and i was "called" "tomlinson thing thing thing thing" with a robotic yet insulting voice and i found it so funny I'm surprised I didn't wake up from laughing

#my posts #my dreams #actually at the beginning i was walking around the place with a guy #at some point he sorta left me alone #also apparently i knew this last attraction and i was trying to wait dor him but he never appeared again #also in there i sorta fainted and came back to smth like zombies trying to kill me but it was part of the attraction i think #sorta like a escape room #.... it was kinda interesting even if it was dumb at times #.... im still tired even if its like.. 11:30am #.... i think ill sleep a bit longer fkfkhmth

[bories]

WYATT WEARING GLASSES IS SO HOT HE JUST HE LOOKS GOOD OKAY

AND HIS VOICE WHEN HE TALKS TO ZOEY,, IT MAKES ME SWOON AND IM NOT ASHAMED OF IT

#i caant stop watching z2 #he just wanted froyo man just.. jsut let him have some #hes just so cute and i like him just a little bit okay? its fine. just a little bit. #hes just so shdhfhevcjdnHEHFSNE #twirls hair giggles kicks feet #he's so so fucking attractive in this movie i cant explain it he's just so.. #its always werewolves man. first remus lupin and now wyatt #wyatt #wyatt lykensen #zombies 2 #zombies 3 #pearce joza #disney #HE MAKES ME A LITTLE BIT FERAL my poor friends have to deal with my constant simping and swooning and i dont even care its just so worth it