#he was flirting with girls in it too

[asskickedbygirl]

work associates forever ❤️

#dave looked so good in this special… #i see the image now #he was flirting with girls in it too #purrr #jackass #dave england #chris pontius #wildboyz #mtv

[homicidalbrunette]

Hey here's three minutes of Plane Jane and Katya vibing/flirting you're welcome

#dont worry I'm still team trixie #but i'm so here for Katya having a young hot cunty bf who is into all the shit he is into #plane jane #katya #katya zamolodchikova #katya zamo #the bald and the beautiful #tbatb #the brians #CJ post #drag race #rupaul's drag race #also jane is my GIRL #out here making drag race for the gays again #we love a mean gay #it was so great to watch someone get excited over Katya's special interests #it was also so cute to watch jane get giggly as the episode went on too #these two speaking russian and katya instinctively grabbing at him and jane knowing all this stuff about him #because is he a katya fan #yes yes he is #you know they fucked after this #or have since then #because mama jane was throwing out some power bottom vibes at him and god almighty them fucking would be so hot #but also Jane's face lighting up when katya asks him to go see loboda with him #and maybe this all made miss trix alil jelly #good incentive if it did #flirting via reading #we love to see it #the flirty little “well now I like you” at the end 🥵

[crybaby-bkg]

Bakugou is a stumbling, fumbling nerd at best. But once he realizes that you become even more flustered than him? The fucker won’t leave you alone.

He’s not a fan of PDA, mainly because he doesn’t like seeing it so he doesn’t like acting it out in turn, but he grabs your hand one day while you’re out. Paparazzi is swarming you and he doesn’t want you getting lost in the crowd, so he plucks your hand from where it’s tucked in your (his) hoodie pocket. He snatches you up against his side and pulls you in until his hand drops yours to protectively wrap around your shoulders instead, bringing you against his chest. He thinks you might be hurt after you get inside, when you’re too flustered to look him in the eye for a while.

So he tests, experiments with you. Gives you a sweet little kiss on the lips when your friends are around, when fans are looking. He watches how you always smile a little, bat at his chest and push him away because now that he’s seen you like this, he’s gonna want more from you. At private parties, he has no qualms about rubbing your ass while you stand there, mid conversation with someone. You keep stuttering over your words and trying to bat him away gently, and he wouldn’t typically do this, but you’re so cute. So cute when the person finally walks away and you punch softly at his chest in embarrassment, how you squeak when he pulls you in a hug just to grab another handful of your ass.

Omg and doing joint interviews together!!!! Usually he’s pretty private about everything, but he likes sharing little details—not to embarrass or humiliate you, but because he knows you’re getting flashbacks of tangled sheets and sweet nights whenever he mentions a little detail. Or maybe, you find yourself patting his thigh jokingly, before looking over at him, a smile stretching your face. But the evil little fucker is only smirking at you, his eyes low, posture slumped as he spreads his thighs just the tiniest bit wider. He doesn’t even say anything, just glances at how high your hand is on his thigh before looking back up at you, an eyebrow cocked. You snatch your hand away as if he’s burned you, and the interviewer can only laugh. ANNOYING!!!!! (lovingly)

#I would throttle him so hard #is this self ship…?…..mayhaps….. #I just get very flustered very easily despite being a natural flirt #I can give but the moment it’s reciprocated???? PUDDLE of GOO!!!!! #reminds me of one time in hs this girl that liked me helped me button my coat up when I couldn’t get it #and it was like so intimate and sweet and I remembered I stared at her like 😳 for the longest time after lmfao #and she was all ‘you’re moving too fast you just gotta slow down. I can help you. lemme do this for you. you’re so clumsy’ #and I am still flustered and in love HAHDDKJFKFJF #anyway I’m talking too much about myself lmfao #this came from the image of touching his thigh and he suddenly gives the nastiest bedroom eyes despite being in public #bc he knows it’s gonna fluster you ASSHOLE #that I love #I love him bye #—new treat in the streets! 🍫 #bakugou treats! 🍬

[oceanwithouthermoon]

aiura def has a photo wall with hundreds of pics of her and her friends..

everyone is in a few but its mostly the psychickers and chiyo...

#idk why i feel like toritsuka takes a lot of the pics #toritsuka photography hobby real ?? mikorei bonding over photgraphy and decoden sorry i dont make the rules #not just their phones and cameras covered in cuteness- a lot of the pictures r phramed with stickers n stuff too #anyway some of the pics r just shottily taken selfies by tori or miko #but theres also a lot of candid pics of each other and kusuo #nobody can ever get a true candid pic of akechi hes always staring at the camera #hard to get candids of kusuo too for obvi reasons but hes almost always making the same face anyway so its not like he cares that much #also so many cute candids of and selfies with chiyo... #and a lot of photobooth strips #theres a single candid pic of chiyo trying to flirt with kaido and shes tried very hard to get miko to take it down- #cuz its embarrassing but miko thinks she looks too fucking cute #also at least one person in the group has a gopro and saiki gets to take unlimited underwater photos #sleepover pics with all the girls too... #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k. #aiura mikoto #meows post

[iwritenarrativesandstuff]

really wish my one friend would quit flirting with me. and trying to goad me into hanging out more. and assigning us fictional characters that are oh-so-coincidently either couples or with romantic tension. and then interrupting our gameplay to ask me repeatedly if I think they’re “like us” (which they rarely are…). and matching my icon on discord without asking (again, usually by insinuating a couple connection). and giving me random things I do not want and did not ask to receive (and then forcing me to take them???).

#storyrambles #it’s not creepy. just for context. it’s just irritating because I’ve told this person repeatedly that I’m not interested in romance. #this person is also naturally a huge romantic so it is next to impossible to tell whether it’s actual flirtation or just flirting for fun #flirting for fun is cool. I wouldn’t mind that. but if I do it once this person will take that as an invitation to do it an excessive amoun #but yeah after being given 12 roses out of the blue when I said ‘no don’t buy me flowers’. there’s only so many things that can mean #‘it’s nice to see your face you always cover it!’ …I’m masking. because of covid #I’m narrating a game and suddenly ‘I like hearing your voice I should call you every day so I can hear it for 10 minutes’. …no. #‘you have to take the snack I brought you know it’s rude to refuse a gift’ I have never refused a gift. It is rude. But also I didn’t ask. #‘you know this game is one you can play without talking so we can play more often!’ we already play games once a week for usually 3 hours. #‘but it’s not talking so it’s less social energy’ no. that is not how it works. #sorry for the rant im just. tired. #you know those people who are so pleasant to hang out with and then they try way too hard #and that’s actually what makes things awkward? rather than when they’re just being themselves? #yeah. that’s this friend here. #usually I go along with the bit but when I can never tell when the bit is actually a bit #and you insist on me taking on the ‘girl role’ for most of them #I am not going to play along. #UGH don’t get me started on the ‘you’re cute when you’re flustered’ #I wasn’t even flustered. I was trying to do mental math while running on four hours of sleep and he was staring directly at me #it’s uncomfortable. #also. I never want to hear that again. fuck. ‘you’re cute when you’re angry’ ‘you’re cute when you’re upset’ ALL THE FUCKING TIME AS A KID #will I be so cute after I kick you in the nuts? will I? #(for clarity I don’t want to kick him. I want to kick those other people.) #I need a lot of alone time. I really do. I can do 3 hours and then I will be drained for the rest of the day. #‘how did you grow up? did you not talk to your mom for more than 3 hours a day?’ #first of all. that’s different? #secondly we actually regularly do separate things without talking to each other. or go in separate rooms to take some time to ourselves #also I don’t have to be on high alert for if I’m going to be flirted with. so. #ugh. I like him as a friend. I really do. I know this all makes it seem like the opposite. I try so hard to be as nice as possible. #but UGHHHHHH

[beanghostprincess]

if one piece were a sitcom sanuso would be the most gut-wrenching, painful slow burn ever

#sometimes i think about sanuso being kind of like chandler and monica but nobody wants to hear me talking abt this for hours #except that they would need more seasons to get together and a lot of more angst #typical will-they-won't-they behavior but at first they're just best friends #sanji kind of like having a new girl every episode bc let's be honest he could flirt in a sitcom #and getting heartbroken every time #and usopp is always there #and the humor of this show is kind of like community where it's supposed to be a normal show but the characters are too chaotic #one piece #sanji #usopp #sanuso

[zabiume]

Thinking about how ichigo is so tsundere towards orihimes bread

he just loves teasing her because she gets so worked up about it and he thinks it's cute, but he can't say that out loud because omg people will know, so he just nonchalantly pulls her leg every once in a while and secretly enjoys the way she roasts him back.

meanwhile chad and uryu are just sitting there like 👁👄👁

#it's so school boy i-have-a-crush-on-you-so-i'll-tease-you behavior #like for a lack of skill in the flirting department they'll compensate with teasing and if you're an oblivious girl like orihime then lmao #he'll say omg nerd [while he's twirling his hair on the inside] after she scores supremely high on the next test #and she'll just puff up like 'i am not😤i barely studied😤' not knowing that he's dying from chest pain bc...cute... #such a small moment but ichigo does love to tease her..he did it before too after he came back from fighting aizen like!! #he loves it when she's so painfully sincere he's always like :'))) whenever she's In Her Feelings #and the best part is how she takes it seriously like girl this man is kicking his legs up and giggling every time you fall for it 💀 #asks #ichihime

[tabbyrocks]

one of my favorite "out of the norm for fanon monoma" monoma headcannons is that he CANNOT flirt. at all.

a lot of people look at sly or cocky characters as absolute rizz gods which is fair most the time but we never actually see monoma flirt with anyone.

I think he knows how to be mean/annoying to an extraordinary level but just cannot flirt or give good compliments for the life of him.

my best canon example of this is that one time kendo was getting ready for that beauty pageant and monoma saw her and basically was like "lmao you actually look nice for someone who's so violent" (he had to verbally clarify that that was a compliment)

i also think he can't handle being flirted with or being given compliments. mostly because i like the idea of this asshole who is normally really smart with his words go like "uuhhh emr uhm errm erm uh ahahah uhhhh thanks hhhhahhahahahahhah uhhmmmm" but also because he probably doesn't get genuinely complimented a lot.

#monoma #monoma neito #neito monoma #maybe i just like the idea of flustered monoma idk #he flirts by being mean #he thought he could handle being flirted with by girls but it turns out hes just gay #i bet you his hands get really sweaty when he nervous too #he will refuse to touch people when hes nervous bc hes scared they will be like #“oh ew ur hands are so fucking sweaty jesus christ” #bro out here wiping his hands on his shirt like his life depends on it #this idea applied to monodeku is funny as shit #monoma trying to compliment izuku but it comes out as “i hate your stupid face stop looking at me” #and when izuku compliments him hes like “uh thanks i mean fuck you i mean uh shut the fuck up i hope you die” #and internally hes like “WAAUUUUGGGHHHH WAAAHHHH AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH WAAAUUGGHHGGHGHGHGHHHHHGHHHG” #the autism does not help with his flirting skills either

[faunabel]

nobody is surprised i'm talking about italy yet again

but this funny scene that always stuck out to me from the gakuen hetalia ds game is the one where

the axis are training for their party thing? and they have italy pretend to be a receptionist, and they make him pretend not to know seychelles so he treats her like a guest

and so in his mind, this means he should flirt with her, but his flirting is to compliment the bows in her hair, saying he likes girls who wear ribbons, then saying she looks "girly" and "privileged" as a compliment

and then germany and japan get mad at him and he seems offended by the idea that he should, in fact, not be flirting with a party guest if he's a receptionist, even if the party guest is a cute girl

this is all going off the translations someone else provided so who knows how exact they are but it's SO funny. i know some people prefer him as a decent flirt, but i think him trying to flirt and failing is so silly and endearing.

#( 💭 faun thinks ) #i'm interpreting his annoyance as him not liking how germany and japan are making him feel incompetent actually #he is doing what they said after all and if he was a receptionist it is in character for him to flirt with a girl lol #anyway oogh i wish i knew japanese so i could play the gakuen ds game #i'd translate it for everyone too it'd be fun but alas

[back-in-a-bit]

wow i'm just looking at roy's thought process in the lead up to this call:

he's just gotten a ridiculous amount of flowers from the armstrong intelligence agent and he needs to do something with them, and his mind immediately goes "give them to riza".

like, bradley JUST called this man's ass out for wearing his heart on his sleeve and yet he just. keeps simping.

(you know what that is folks? king shit.)

(maybe he thought since he's not her boss right now he could get away with it. high key obsessed by that manga panel in the 'selim b is homunculus' convo where roy asks her out and riza shoots him down not having a CLUE that's what he's doing:

man's REALLY trying to shoot his shot pray for him y'all.)

and not only does roy decide to give her the flowers he decides to start off the call doing a goofy little bit.

like, my precious subordinate must be super stressed working under wrath! i know, i'll bring her some flowers and also use them as an excuse to check in on her and i'll ALSO honk my clown nose to get her to laugh or roll her eyes fondly at me! yes boyfriend of the year right here

i repeat, roy knows riza's going through a tough time and his game plan is to bring her flowers and try and make her laugh.

i'm frankly amazed these two weren't written up for fraternization before this. only the bad guys ever bring it up and no-one else ever calls them out on it in-universe but these two are NOT subtle.

#fma #fmab #royai #fullmetal alchemist #fullmetal alchemist brotherhood #this scene cracks me up every single time #how the fuck is any of this subtle #royais are like “we mustn't let them touch. even a minute spent too long in each other's company is suspicious.” #meanwhile canon roy-boy's rolling up with a car full of flowers for his girl during a time when they're under major surveillance #also i'm forever agog that roy ACTUALLY ASKS RIZA OUT. IT'S CANON. IT'S IN THE MANGA. #he flirts with armstrong in a very calculated way in order to pass on info #but what possible reason does he have to ask riza out when they can communicate in the mess hall? #the way this man is chomping at the bit to love and care for his lieutenant... #and the way it just flies over her head lmaoooooo go girl give him nothing

[pa-pa-plasma]

people who have not read Alex Rider

editing to say answer in the tags (obvious spoiler art)

#Alex Rider #i haven't read the newest one so if That happens colour me surprised #SPOILERS BELOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #all of these happened in this exact order EXCEPT the last one. i chose one insane thing he did from each book up to Nightshade #not including Secret Weapon & Russian Roulette #Alex has never officially gotten a girlfriend. one of his love interests actually became his sister too so probably not gonna happen #& also every time he has a chance to check out a girl or flirt he chooses a guy instead. kinda gay if you ask me #i chose ''got a girlfriend'' not only because it's funny but because it's so normal that i hoped it would be like reverse psychology #& it looks like it worked on some people lol

[dothegravitybounce]

the level of thirst in this game

gale has just confessed his ~need~ (and I mean need not love) for me in the middle of the shadow curse

my man we're about to be jumped by disembodied souls lost to the darkness are you sure you want to fuck???

#baldur's gate 3 #gale of waterdeep #also halsin's flirt borderlining on harassment here omg I thought he was going to be dad™ #also raphael is around the corner too girl help

[bisexualfbiagents]

THE X FILES | Rush (7.05)

#the x files #imPOSSIBLE scene to color #these are so ugly i'm not even gonna tag anyone i just needed to get this out of my system #i got absolutely zooted before watching this episode and now i'm spiraling #the FLIRTING is too much for my fragile heart #but i'm also spiraling because that's uhhhh a high school student #girl chill he wasn't looking Like That #or at least i hope he wasn't. for your sake

[lucky-clover-gazette]

hi i would like to clarify that i am deeply uninterested in engaging with discourse drama about internet man dream, beyond what i say in this post. please stop sending me anonymous asks about it, thanks

#aka: keep your twitter bullshit away from me #a single quick google search can immediately weaken any strong conclusive claim that he is a groomer or whatever #i am just an observer of a fandom i’m not a part of and my observations have way more to do with the way this rpf seems different #and to be quite fucking honest from what i read when i looked it up #i believe that twitter who already despise this dude went on a hate campaign bc he did cringe flirting #with someone who explicitly identified herself as 18 #and was actually 17 #while he was 20 #i think if these people saw a real instance of grooming or abuse of power that’s not just talking to an internet celeb they’d pass out #i’m saying too much but girl help i have opinions #anyway leave me alone and get a hobby please thanks

[the-casbah-way]

i’ve talked before about the fact that i like imagining down then left kahmunrah having some fancy rich fashion designer husband, and originally i was going to have this come up in the fic for plot related reasons (and the husband was going to be napoleon because i thought that would be funny) but the reason i ended up taking it out is because i became more obsessed with the idea of kahmunrah and al meeting each other through octavius and ahkmenrah and then ending up having a thing together but i didn’t have space to leave it in the fic

#al x kah is SO GOOD #just know that in my head al and kah end up having a thing #the horror on octavius and ahk’s faces when they release their best friend is fucking ahk’s brother #listen. gay friend groups are so messy with all the intertwining relationships and hookups i’m just making it realistic #i have this all planned out for no reason btw #al and kah meet because ahk’s friends have a dinner party thing to celebrate ahk getting his phd #this is after jed and octavius are together so jed is there too #they end up flirting and only ahk can tell because hes the only one who knows what flirty kah looks like #he drags octavius to the side and he’s like al is fucking hitting on my brother. octavius is like LMAO GIRL NOOO #jed is fucking oblivious and keeps interrupting the flirting by trying to join in with their conversation #octavius texts him under the table and is like stop fucking cock blocking al #i will say no more no one asked for this

[pidges-lost-robot]

The episode where Lance's Lion gets taken except they take Lance too and he has to get out and for some reason the only plan they have is having Keith in Yellows Mouth as they desperately try to catch up with them and they have to do the scene from The Runaway Bride from Doctor Who cause Lance absolutely does not trust Keith will catch him

And later Hunk yells at him cause he's known Lance a while and there's no way with the trust issues he displayed at the very beginning that he wouldn't have kept his beady eyes trained on Lance so it ended up with Lance having to track Rolo instead and they have to switch up their plan

#its the stupidest and most derivative rewrite episode i wanna do but i so want for this to a little bit #be the very beginning of Lances bi arc #where Hunk is like no nope i domt trust these people and ik how easily youre distracted by pretty girls #and demands he keep an eye on everyone #so rolo tries to tell pidge he and the robot need to collect some supplies and thinking he has this handled takes the bait #and offers to go in pidges stead #then rolo begins to flirt with him and lamce gets dazed 1. by being flirted with and 2. cause hes lowkey into being flirted with by this guy #and rolo takes the opportunity to get him and the lion who hed taken with him as back up #and then the runaway bride scene happens cause it gives lance and keith the opportunity to restablish trust #after they bonded and then Lance joked it never happened #the chance to show their rivalry is well and truly behind them and that they trust each other #and also allows hunk to be like lance what the hell i put you in charge of the not the girl how the hell.did you get caught unaware #and lance is like... i guess i got distracted csuse i totally thougjt i could handle in a fight... thats it... yeah #and that explanation flies with mostly everyone except shiro an elder gay and keith whos like... yeah i got distracted by that guy too #but idk why you wouldve unless.... #voltron #vld #voltron: legendary defender #lance mcclain #lance vld #the klance in the tags is mostly platonic its like at the stage where its not being hinted at... yet