#he thinks hes funny

[nectar-cellar]

amir said enough of the maxis matching my blog was missing an alpha male 😐✌

#he thinks hes funny #i hate his ass #he needs to go back to crying in the corner #*insert ariana grande laugh from the opening of eternal sunshine*

[haveihitanerve]

The Jl asking….casually… if bruce has a favorite kid and he answers without looking up, ‘oh yeah its steph’ and they're all flabbergasted because damn they didn't expect him to just admit to it that quickly and/or easily and so later clark is slowly, gently breaking the news to cass/damian that bruce admitted steph is his favorite and barry told wally who told dick and roy who told jason and they don't seem torn up about it at all and then they tell steph and she screams in frustration and throws something at a wall and yells ‘shit is it september already???” and they are utterly confused so a week later or so jason calls them over to the watchtower and goes ‘hey b who’s your favorite kid?’ and bruce looks up and makes dead eye contact with him and says ‘damian.’

#yes it varies based on the day and month #the kids both love and hate it #because every time its their month bruce gets them something #and sometimes its a good gift like the time he bought tim a computer #but sometimes its just plain weird #like when he bought steph dentures. #decked in gold. #because she mentioned once that she liked apples #he thinks hes funny #jason almost busted a lung when he heard #penguins of madagascar #batfam #bruce wayne #justice league #batman #batman and robin

[triedntrueluckheart]

@trickster-but-also-a-star

◇》》 The Surface, taxes, my stress levels - the usual. 《

#he thinks hes funny #luckheart #luckheart ask #undertale yellow oc

[satorugojoswiife]

do u think gojo would use lame sorcerer themed pickup lines. like he goes up to reader and is like:

"I'll expand your domain ;) "

"babe is your name cursed technique blue? because im seriously attracted to you 😎"

" u know what else is limitless? my undying love for you 😘 "

#he thinks hes funny #LOL i still love him lots tho 👉👈 #tbh id laugh with him and try to counter with an equally bad pickup line #fie.txt #idk why these popped up in my head tho help #probably delete this later aksjskbdkqnsjshd

[hms-incorrect-quotes]

Heart: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?

Mind: I only like dark humor.

Heart, turning the lights off: ..What do you call a fake noodle?

Mind: get the hell out of my room

Heart: An IMPASTA!

#he thinks hes funny #i also think hes funny #chonny jash #cj heart #cj mind

[voxxisms]

❝ is it that time of the week already? ❞

hm. he must have lost count. well. he can play games. his jacket? all the way off. enjoy that sweater vest look. forearms out, collar visible.

#【 I'M GROWING COLD | VOX ( IC ). 】 #【 JUST HOW TO MAKE ME FEEL | VOX ( VERSE ONE ). 】 #【 WHISPER IN THE SOUND OF SILENCE | ( DASH COMM ). 】 #he thinks hes funny

[hyliagirl42]

#polls #black and blue dress #white and gold dress #ok story time i have a dress that literally has black and blue stripes and my brother was like #i like your white and gold dress #he thinks hes funny #and to be fair i think so too

[waterlogged-detective]

6 for darcy!! Especially considering their own medical experience

OC Asks!!

6: If they were badly injured, and for whatever reason couldn't go to a hospital, who would they go to for help?

Bold of you to assume he would ever go to a hospital in the first place. He just deals with things himself. He would amputate his own arm if it came down to it, because he just trusts himself more than anyone else.

Most you're gonna get out of him asking for help with anything medical is "Hold this tourniquet for me. Great." or "Here's a watch, if I can't get the finger reattached within five minutes, yell at me for making it unusable will you?"

Even when he was alive as a resurrectionist VERY LEGAL AND UPSTANDING SURGEON he just cut out the middle man in everything. If you want something done right just do it yourself and all that jazz.

#technically finger reattach time is like 5 hours? i think? #im too lazy to look it up rn #he's just a drama queen and likes to scare people for no reason #he knows no one will call him out on it and if they do they can reattach the limb themselves #he thinks hes funny #thedandy detective #lore #appalling artist #thank you for the ask btw i appreciate i so much

[anemofavored]

"Hey Wanderer, I'm going to McDonalds, do you want anything?" -Tsaritsa

"Yeah, I want happiness. Do they have that?"

#ancientforged #he thinks hes funny #i think hed have self aware humor

[decapodparty]

bought a case of beer from my friend and he said he'd put it in a less obvious box. I said "oh what a sweetheart :]" and I get handed this

#man wtf #he thinks hes funny #and hes right #personal #alcohol cw

[guitarsunglasses]

rick riordan naming the son of iris the rainbow goddess “butch” .. out of pocket

#heroes of olympus #pjo #rick riordan #he thinks hes funny #he is #he is funny

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

#dungeon meshi #chilchuk tims #senshi #Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity. #Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all. #Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure. #I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem - #I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time. #So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*. #I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much. #Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!

[rosslync]

WIS yourself, troye and sydney

i don't think troye would like to enter a throuple with a girl. wrong kinda challengers.

#he thinks hes funny #.𖥔 ݁ ˖ִ ࣪⚝₊ ⊹˚ ( meme. ; sleepover ) #glamcitysleepover #glamcitymeme

[theywontletmebeprincipal]

obsessed w james somerton saying that he blacked out every time he failed to cite his sources like he’s the dr jekyll/mr hyde of plagiarism

#sanders bullshit #james somerton #civil disk horse #HE’S SO FUNNY. HOW DOES HE THINK HE’LL GET AWAY WITH ALL THAT #to be clear I am not making fun of his head injury it’s just that That Is Not How Head Injuries Work

[donthitanybody]

Where is that post about inappropriate greeting cards? Bc I need everyone to see the card the old man got me for our "8 year anniversary."

#greeting cards #he thinks hes funny

[minnow-doodle-doo]

Then Jason never kills again.

#dc #dc comics #batman #red hood #bruce wayne #jason todd #my art #I know that Bruce is an very optimist person and belives that the system can be fixed and all that but this is very funny #Jason got burned so bad he had to leave Gotham for a while to think about his choices