Imagine Egg A1 still has one life left, and it somehow manages to escape the facility... It is being followed by mobs, by Federation employees, being hurt by the poison ivy and other environmental threats, but it keeps running, because what other choice is there? That parkour course was a trick after all, the last block was a fake, it was never meant to pass that test in the first place.
So it keeps running, but the Federation workers are getting closer. It won't be able to avoid them forever...
But then it bursts through some bushes and comes face to face with someone new - and it's Bad, out building or exploring or just wandering alone. A1 is immediately afraid, of course. It is a stranger, a very visually striking stranger, the complete opposite of the pure white and featureless employees of the Federation. But there are people close behind, and it knows what will happen to it if it is caught, so... It has no choice but to try. It has no way to communicate, no signs or books, so it simply rushes to hide behind him and hopes he understands, and that he is willing to help...
And Bad, for his part, well.. he's an extremely cautious and paranoid person, and this is just an incredibly confusing and unexpected situation to be in. An unknown egg appeared out of nowhere and is hiding behind him, he can see Federation employees in the distance that are clearly looking for something... He knows that the code has been disguising itself as eggs, and that the strange egg in front of him with no marks, no distinguishing features, an egg that he has never seen before, could easily be the code monster preparing to attack at any moment...
But there is absolutely no way Bad could ever look at an egg in distress and not try to help it, even knowing it could be a trap.
So he quickly digs a shallow hole and pushes the mysterious egg into it, covering it up just in time, and when the employees throw him a book asking if he had seen anything, he lies effortlessly, he complains about nonsense, he asks them where the Ekea is and is as annoying as he can be, until they leave.
And now they're alone... just Bad an this mystery egg in the middle of the woods, A1 too afraid to leave the hole even when Bad tries to coax it out. He gives it food and tries his best to comfort it, to tell it everything is okay and that the pursuers are gone. He gives it some signs and a book, trying to see if it will write anything to him or answer any of his questions, but he gets no reply. A1 is just too afraid to even attempt to answer, and Bad doesn't even know if it understands him. He tries what few words he does know of the other languages, and still no response.
What should he do? As much as the image of a tiny, terrified egg makes him want to do all he can for it he also needs to be safe. He can't bring it home, because if it is a code there is no way he is bringing it anywhere near Dapper. Should he call someone else for help, or would that draw too much attention? Would it even be safe for him or the egg to let anyone know right now? And was this egg dangerous, or harmless and in need of protection? He wouldn't abandon it regardless but...
What now?
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Every time that someone credits Taika Waititi for Wellington paranormal - which he had no involvement in - I lose ten years off of my life.
Jemaine Clement is one of my favourite actors and writers and producers and he deserve the credit is is working HARD to deserve.
Edit: wwdits series, too. So much great work
Edit: OFMD, too. Yeah, he’s executive producer. But there was a BOARD of writers, and a creator, and although the fandom was pretty good at crediting Jenkins et al. when I left it, there are so many more people than just Taika Waititi that made the film, which he certainly didn’t do most of, however much I follow his work.
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This one is pretty short say batter notice that the player seems comfortable talking zacharie so when the player left he asked how is the player so comfortable with you. Then zacharie is like "perhaps you should smile abit" but when batter tired to smile it looks like he wants to murder someone XD. Then zacharie is like "😅 I think we need to work on that"
Bonus the player came back to check on batter since batter didn't follow them then they saw zacharie trying to teach batter how to smile like without the murder aura and such . They can't help but to laugh
Amazing idea, as per usual! I would love for nothing more than to make Batter smile myself, he's just such a silly!
Zacharie Teaching Batter how to Smile
“And now you just pull your facial muscles up like this!” With his mask only revealing his mouth, he pointed towards his smile. It looked real enough to fool almost anyone. Such was the reality of a businessman worth his money.
However, what Zacharie saw resembled a monster looking down at its prey, knowing fully well it had won and there was nowhere left to go for the latter. His smile, almost cocky in nature, was that of a victor, about to have the dragon slain, and yet, it was nowhere near that of a genuine smile. But of course, how could it have been? Smiling simply was not needed in a world full of violence where the only goal was to kill and not be killed.
Zacharie sighed, having seen that expression enough times to know there was no harm in it towards him anymore. Leaning against the countertop, he crossed his arms, one finger tapping against his elbow. “You know, you could be such a handsome man if only you smiled a bit more. It wouldn’t hurt in the slightest, amigo.” But Batter still seemed as disinterested as he was before. If it had no point, then it had no use to him.
“Hey guys! What are you-” You poked your head into the building, ready to spend the hard earned credits you found throughout the area. “Oh.” Still, what you saw was nothing less than chill inducing. Yet, knowing Batter as merely an overly serious goofball, you couldn’t help but laugh. “Pfft. Zacharie, is he trying to kill you or something?” With your laugh echoing throughout the building, you were almost afraid of attracting spectres to where you were.
“Far from it, my dear compadre, I’m trying to teach him how to smile.”
“Oh.” You giggled, finding the idea absolutely hilarious. “You could have just asked me, I know of a few ways to get out dear companion and overly stoic sportsman to smile!” Walking up to Batter, you slung an arm around his waist, pulling him closer to you. “You see, him and I have gone through thick and thin, so we’re pretty close and I know all of his secrets. Right, Batter?”
Batter seemed almost embarrassed, pulling his hat down so no one could see his facial expression. You were correct, you knew quite a lot about him, having gone on all kinds of adventures already. But it was almost fair enough that he would get to know you just as well as time went on. “Yes.”
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It’s incredibly annoying when people demonize Mono to make Six look better. Like, neither of them should be treated like that, but you shouldn’t have to demonize a kid in order to make a point that your fav isn’t evil.
Anyways, the post I made about demonizing kids? That applies to Mono too. I have a bat with your name on it.
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ryuu's always had an innate sense of curiosity to him
an intrigue that's just . . . been there but not really pursued until he got swept into the trip to london and became a lawyer
truly, it's the idea of "unlocked potential"
he can be observant when he's actually putting his mind to it (as opposed to being pretty oblivious otherwise)
he genuinely does enjoy sorting through mysteries and finding out how things work (both scientifically and psychologically when it comes to figuring people out)
it honestly just took kazuma's influence and unending belief in his abilities to fully engage in them, and said curiosity and thirst for knowledge is only encouraged and amplified by his exposure to the great detective and all the cases they've solved together (๑˘︶˘๑)
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