#he gives 0 fucks

[oceanstide]

obsessed with neteyam dragging ao'nung (the clan leader's son) by his queue like nobody's fucking business 🧎‍♀️

boy really said "i dont fucking care who you are, you gon tell MY dad what YOU did to my brother and i'll make sure you do it myself."

#neteyam #neteyam sully #neteyam te suli tsyeyk'itan #he gives 0 fucks #i love him for that

[toshidou]

Stop Ghost wearing bondage gear on stage, fuck it all of them wearing various pieces of bondage gear whilst performing

soap has absolutely worn a strap harness on stage before, sans the dildo. and he'd wear it with the most shit-eating grin on his face too, the little fucker

#spillwaysmp3.exe #punk rock soap is carnage incarnate #he gives 0 fucks #he does what he wants #aka #this man just wants to have fun and make awesome music #and the screaming fans aren't bad either #LSDJFSDF

[scarecrowshape]

why do you like chocolate milk so much it’s bad for you!

“…”

#asks #he gives 0 fucks

[panpuntastic]

So I showed Nimona to my bf bc I can't shut up about it and this man, the moment Ambrosius appeared on screen, said in the most monotone voice

"Ha! Look at the golden boy, he's not really blonde like his ancestor so he compensates by dying his hair. He totally stays up thinking he cannot be like her and it eats him up at night"

Sir pls calm down, the golden retriever had like 2 minutes of screen time atm

#nimona #ambrosius goldenloin #he had 0 fuck to give #this man read him and shade him like it was just a game

[thelibraryofsylphide]

🧍

On Set of Thor (2011) Odin giving 0 fucks like always

#loki #thor #thor 1 #thor 2011 #behind the scenes #on set #marvel #mcu #dying he gives 0 fucks oldman #repost bc an OP had me blocked idek who this is what's with this sassy lost child #we know where thor got the welcome to chillis

[treasureplcnet]

assorted bodies doodles (transcript of that messy relationship square under the cut due to my handwriting/incoherency)

TAKE THESE W A GRAIN OF SALT i am like 90% joking:

hillinghead -> hasan, and vice versa: immediate mutual respect

hillinghead -> whiteman: he's incredibly smart, deceptively cunning but very kind. but he is also so annoying oh my god--

hillinghead -> maplewood: "please someone explain science fiction to me"

whiteman -> iris, and vice versa: two friends secretly think of the other as the sidekick

whiteman -> hillinghead: annoying him is quickly becoming a favorite pasttime

whiteman -> hasan: will not admit it but he wants parenting tips from her

hasan -> whiteman: has slipped a parenting book to him

hasan -> maplewood: deja vu about their future weirds her out a little, but she trusts her

iris -> hillinghead: fond of him from the time they spoke in the prison. enjoys fucking with him

iris -> hasan: SHE'S THE GOAT

#re: while i like whiteman being a funny comic relief type character in this lineup (less comic relief and more witty and funny) #i do recognise that he's not rly like that in canon. much more cunning and able to blend into whatever situation he can #able to say the right things when he needs to (right after farrell dies) and deflecting of any real observations (with calloway) #its very chameleon like to the point of giving up a very integral part of his identity to safeguard himself-- #even though he cares very much about it (the way he reacts to antisemitic comments and his face drops when farrell mentions the synagogue) #now what is actually annoying to hillinghead is that he knows karl can actually be very gracious he's still choosing to fuck with him LOL #the annoyance spreads to iris too. i rly think iris-karl buddy cop duo could be so funny #i actually really need more fic or art of them all interacting . here's how bodies s2 can still happen. #bodies netflix #karl weissman #esther jankovsky #sharara hasan #alfred hillinghead #iris maplewood #and sorry to hillinghead who is not drawn well. kyle soller 1 treasureplcnet 0 #my art #and im not quite sure why theyre having breakfast tgt in that first comic. perhaps bc the original meme has them like that LOL

[arsonistmoth]

Sometimes you look at your husband and just feel love. Sometimes you think you're gonna get that rare midnight cuddle... Sometimes you wanna fuckin mURDER YOUR CAT BEFORE HE MURDERS YOU.

#goat draws #cult of the lamb #cotl #cotl narilamb #cotl narinder #cotl lamb #shitpost #based on how my cat tries to smother me in my sleep like he owns the damn bed #Black cats give 0 fucks about your personal space #or whether or not you can breathe

[simphic]

Yas returns to social media w/ words for fans lmao 🤭

#ts4 render #ts4 edit #simblr #black simmer #sims 4 #sims 4 render #“who gives af ab pfw babe?” #that one model who dgaf #rod being that short he had to get on the crate #in my head yas' fans not fucking with the style switch up lolll #oc: yassah #oc: rod #click for hq o.0? #omg everybody listen to cortisa star

[goldenpinof]

S tier moment

#so Phil's had laryngitis if anyone is confused. and he gives 0 fucks. king #also he says something before ''i'm sorry'' but i can't get what #dan and phil #daniel howell #amazingphil #phil lester #my edits #What Dan and Phil Text Each Other 4 #14:05 #also i'm not trying to understand dan's mumbles idc

[ywpd-translations]

Ride 768: Doubashi attack!!

Pag 1

1: Orange....

“Less of a hero”? Ah!?

2: Nonsense!!

You've never been a hero to begin with!!

Pag 2

1: Ha..... Hakogaku!!

Even Hakogaku caught up!!

2: Thick.... thick.....

3: A man like this holds the strongest of powers!!

6: I'm thin compared to him!!

That's not true, Oosumi-kun!!

7: Senpai, is he strong?

The Hakogaku member who last year defeated Sohoku's Kaburagi in the first day's sprint is

Pag 3

1: him, Doubashi Masakiyo!!

Buah!!

Pag 4

2: Buah...

So in the end you've decided to run?

3: “Chicken”

Pag 5

1: We're passing by the sign the signals 5km until the sprint line!!

2: Hakone Academy.....!!

3: Ace sprinter, Doubashi!!

Ugh.....

6: We're at “5km left” until the sprint

7: There's not much left

Pag 6

1: It won't take more than “10 minutes”!!

2: So you've come, Doubashi!!

It's “san”!!

San!!

How many times have I told you!!

3: Again!!

Pag 7

1: You want to get revenge against me!!

2: That's how someone who won last year would speak, but you lost against me!!

3: Hahaha, are you being a sore loser?

I'm telling you you're the one who lost!!

4: Whatever, come at me!!

It's not whatever, what are you even thinkin when saying that!!

Are you that self confident

Pag 8

1: We'll definitely win!!

2: Interesting, buah!! I came here to humble you!!

4: Ugh....

He's different.....!! He's much more dangerous now that he's running rather than when I met him this morning in the tent!!

Pag 9

1: Hakone Academy's Doubashi!! He's so overwhelmingly intimidating!!

It's like the pressure of a huge raging bull that has its eyes on you!!

2: Just by looking at me he makes me feel like my hands and feet are restrained

Issa fought against someone like him last year!?

4: No!!

5: Calm down

Steady your breathing

6: Swallow your nerves, Danchiku Ryuuhou!!

Pag 10

1: He moved on his own!!

Everyone is so overpowered by Hakogaku that they're not moving!!

For me, on the contrary

2: It's a chance!!

Nagoya's Komao used the curve and jumped ahead

He plans on going ahead alone!!

Pag 11

3: The sprint line is 5km from here!!

Horse acceleration!!

I think I can aim for a breakaway victory!!

4: That guy has a reputation for running solo!!

Gallop!!

This is bad!!

5: Doubashi has an incredible pressure!? But isn't this kind of things

6: just fears that we create ourselves!?

7: I can keep going like this!!

Doubashi isn't worth fearing!!

Pag 13

1: Where are you going?

3: Uaaaaaaagh

Pag 14

1: I thought I was 200m ahead of him, and yet

2: I could have let you go freely, but if you keep wandering around in front of my eyes like that

3: I can't win comfortably!!

Wa-

Pag 15

1: Hakogaku's Doubashi accelerated in an instant and passed Nagoya!!

Gallop!!

2: Together with Sohoku!!

3: Ah!? “Sohoku”!? Tch!! He reacted at the same time as me...?

4: You're the only one who can react at the same speed as me in this leading pack

Orange!!

Pag 16

2: Chicken!!

Pag 17

2: Orange is still behind!?

3: Did he give an order to this guy?

4: And he still managed to keep up with my speed of reaction!?

6: What, this guy's eyes, this running

Pag 18

1: What happened, your expression has changed!!

So this guy wasn't a chicken!!

2: Sorry, Doubashi-san

We'll take this sprint

3: The two of us!!

Pag 19

1: Garuaagh

2: After stopping Nagoya down, Sohoku number 5 jumped out from there

3: and attacked again!!

Tch

4: Hahaha

I told you!!

Pag 20

1: “We'll definitely win”!!

2: Orange!!

Hahaha, what we're aiming for is to be

3: “Japan's number one”!!

4: I'll make you Japan number two!!

#yowamushi pedal #yowamushi pedal translations #yowapeda #yowapeda manga #yowamushi pedal manga #yowamushi pedal spoilers #ride 768 #kaburagi keeps being the funniest person around i adore him asdhsdgfkd #how tf did he became 100 times more stupid since aoyagi left #did aoyagi take aways all of his braincells when he left???? #was he actually kaburagi's brain???? #anyway i adore him and i adora his relationship with doubashi ashdlsdfjhlds #their whole exchange in this chapter made me laugh so much i took longer than necessary to translate that part lmao #the best way to defeat your opponent is just to pretend youve won already against the #mental battle won: kabu 1 doubashi 0 #now leaving those two dumbasses aside for a moment #DANCHIKUUUUU YOU FUCKING GO BOYYYYY #its his time to shine you go boy show us (and doubashi) what youve got #i love this thing they have where kabu gives the order #bc one would think danchiku (being the one with a brain) would do that but nope! kabu does #and when it comes down to it he is pretty good at it #btw lets not forget that kiji is about to arrive too #and hes going to be the last - which means by kabu's logic that hes the hero #which means that hes gonna win???? #idk i feel like thats whats gonna happen

[cathalbravecog]

i'm gonna be brave and post all the high rollers i've drawn on ibis to fight my current inability to draw on my computer. i love this goober. this thing owns 95% of my brain currently. cathal artist becomes high roller artist and is very cool about it

#there's some sketches im still working on so there's gonna be More High Roller . #i know he has his shadow ninjitsu clones in stage 3 when his suit is black #but... white suit preatty too. i already drew them with the black suit in the first drawing so #spice it up a bit...! #hee heee #hirgrhr oelelrbgb............. #toontown #toontown corporate clash #high roller #guz art #oc art #frostbite #0 consistency in the style but who care fuck it we ball!!!!!! #hee heee :3 #also can u tell i like balding this thing #bald! bald! bald ! bald ! (gives spamton esk hair) ah...

[reinabeestudio]

Shares some quick studies of my wife when no one's looking

#undertale yellow #ut yellow #uty #starlo uty #uty starlo #fan art #my art #so many fucking tags help 💥 #this dude's head shape is a mystery to me. like i know it's a star but the thing is that i cant draw stars 0(-( #nor hats actually. this design is very yomielphobic /j #kinda man that says Aw shucks. guy that says Oh heavens #i have Many Thoughts about this silly sheriff. please talk to me i am Normal (<- real) (<- LIES SHE'S LYING RUN) #me vs the world (drawin starlo a bit wider bc he's still a farmer and not a twink /lh) #i've seen some people give him a tail tho... thats so darn cute.... #he's kind. he values & protects whats important to him. he's cute as well. he can sing. he's a dork. he can sew?? I'm buyin a ring right NO

[bibliosims]

benjamin "benji" dawoud-hughes

#*gently places him amongst my favorite sims i've made* #he has a rly thick british accent and gives 0 fucks #has always been the tallest in his year #*benji dawoud-hughes #mine #cas

[enhanced-operatives-division]

Doodles for you all

#i didn't like that fabby had the same shaped glasses as phoenix so i thought halfmoons would be fun :3 #also that last juniper one im SO SAD abt because the sketch was sm better but because my sketchbook is a monster he would have smudged #by a monster i mean (goes and weighs it) 826 grams. #that is more than i thought #then again #my last one his somewhere over a kilo? so uh. yeah #my one for art was like 4 and a half by the time I was done with it so yeah #ANYWAYS juniper you fucko #AND PRISM!!!!!!! oh i love her so #it's a little hard to tell because the strap on her goggles is in the way HOWEVER i do give her a nose bump #the goggle strap tends to sit on it when i draw it but auuu i love her #me realising im an artist and i can draw her HAPPY as MUCH as I WANT with her ROBOTS which SHE LOVES #also the reason i do all my drawings traditionally is becahse my desk is currently a mess and I don't want to fix ny set up for digital #but i can do artfight this year for the first time ever so I have fucking PLANS!!!!!!!!!!!! #im genuinely kinna excited <- had a singular oc which is my fursona #well ok in my defense i DO have an ieytd oc in the works but i have 0 ideas for a design but it is a funny concept #time for me to shut up #ieytd #i expect you to die #[agent moose's art] #john juniper #roxana prism #robutler #the fabricator

[sneverussape]

local cryptid sighting

#my art #snape #hp #he will lie to your face just don’t ask #he also has an elaborate backstory to gaslight you with #he gives 0 fucks and will use 543758 accents to prove it #post-war snape

[dollypopup]

Tired: Colin teaches Penelope how to fuck Wired: Colin teaches Penelope how to flirt Inspired: Colin teaches Penelope how to fIGHT

#bridgerton #polin #colin bridgerton #penelope featherington #bridgerton season 3 #look at me #LOOK AT ME: if we don't get boxer Colin in S3 i will riot #i will write so many posts and fanfics about it y'all will be beyond sick of me #(more than you already are i mean) #i need to see flashbacks of a teensy colin gleefully teaching daphne and eloise everything he learned from B + A #i need to see Colin telling Penelope that if a man is making her uncomfortable she should aim for his throat *(thank you red) #and then realizing she's too short #so she should punch them in the gut instead #those lessons damn well better include him cheering her on when she finally lands a hit on him #GIVE IT TO ME BTON!!!! #someone fucking hire me to write this season #i have IDEAS #also Colin has like. . .0 game #come on let's be real #i LOVE it about him #so so much #but the 'colin teaches penelope seduction' is the blind leading the blind #pen: i don't know how to find a husband #colin: i don't know to find a husband either