#have a whole care package

[only-one-brain-cell]

How dare they make Spencer the PERFECT PARTNER for someone and then have the nerve to not show him in a relationship that lasted more than 3 episodes.

#criminal minds #spencer reid #oh if only he had someone to show off all his gentlemanly nature too #he would make room for all of their things #wouldn’t even think twice to buy menstrual products #not only would he buy extra BUT he would buy chocolate and whatever else they would like #have a whole care package #would open the door for them #would wine and dine them to the MAX #they would look at the stars together #flowers whenever just because #little heartwarming notes again just because

[lupi-usque-ad-finem]

me looking at my bank statements: alright which one of you assholes gave the dog adult money and an Etsy account

#i have purchased Oh So Many Items for my Dog Brain #i have bought a new collar w a dog tag!! an otherkin kandi bracelet!! a wolf paw print pendent!!!!! A WEREWOLF CARE PACKAGE!!!!!!!!! #and a silly pin to begin my collection of pins on my wolf bag :D #oh and dog treats for me THEYRE HUMAN GRADE but I saw them at the store and was like ‘mom I’m still going to therapy I swear’ #‘this is not the strangest thing I’ve eaten and you know it’ #she’s known I’ve been a dog the whole time for my whole life tho so she just kinda sighed and was like ‘okay child of mine’ #they’re peanut butter flavored :3 #who let the canine into the working world why do I have a money card I just move shit around #IM A WORKING DOG HAHAHA #ruff ruff #wolfkin #otherkin #therian #therianthropy #theriankin #werewolfkin #dog brain #caninekin #dogkin #wulver #wulverkin #werewolf #alterhuman

[jacarandaaaas]

moment of silence for the madrigal grandkids who most definitely never have had a “sick day” for school 💀

#encanto #encanto disney #disneys encanto #madrigal grandkids #you just know julieta was like oh you poor thing have an arepa and they would instantly be cured #headcanon that camilo would try faking illnesses to get out of doing schoolwork but they would just ask julieta💀 #in contrast i definitely think if they were feeling bad mentally julieta would let them have a day off #she would do a whole self care package #julieta madrigal

[1tbls]

one of my favorite cliche fic tropes is "person A waking up alone after the ship's first night together and spiraling into depression and shame and tears until person B returns with breakfast/other convenient excuse for being gone for A's sake and B kisses+cuddles A better about it" :)

#this was one of my favorites in GO fic. i could read it a million times i really don't care how formulaic and predictable it is. #it's fucking delicious to me. #i love a big lonely meltdown in a moment of vulnerability when all you want is to be held. #i love the unreasonable melodrama we have all experienced #i love the safety of knowing the other will be back to comfort them and make it better #i love person B feeling a little guilty #i love the sweet cuddles and reassurance and fulfillment after #it's the whole neat little package 👍🏻

[constantvariations]

If Dillon Goo does buy and reboot RWBY, I hope he calls it RWBY: Sisterhood

#rwde #fmab 2!! 🤾‍♂️ #i think itd be funny #and hopefully itd manifest the greatest version of rwby #one where ruby and yang remember that theyre related and actually care abt each other #if there is to be a reboot the two things they absolutely HAVE to nail is the fight choreography and character dynamics #id prefer the whole package being great but if you strip rwby to the bone those are the two things that make rwby rwby yknow?

[winterrose42]

Finding out youre agorophobic is wack bc its like, if you dont know then for me at least you just go out anyway and dissociate the whole time feel like absolute garbage and take days to recover from a small trip to groceries and finding every excuse possible to drop plans with people until they eventually stopped asking and stopped talking altogether. And now its like, oh. Is this why going outside feels like dying. Huh. And i wanna go out and do things but the thought makes me vomit for a week leading up to it and i was told oh its just being dramatic so yeah cool whatever.

Now im like, okay i actually have to get to used to going out and being around people adn put things in place for the paranoia and anxiety and plan things in advance and i gotta tell myself about it and walk myself through it everyday leading up. And im an adult so fuck everyone i will in fact be taking my headphones and a fidget and wearing my rat jacket as a security blanket in 90 degree weather thank you. I am in fact, allowed to accommodate myself and set boundaries fuck you actually.

#winter speaks #figuring out i was gaslit my whole life on more than just yhe two things i was aware if is fucking insane #i have a lot of the same problems my mom has that she fuckin caused or ignored and all my life #i couldnt have this and this and this bc youre just copying me and usinh my excuses #bitch you gave me this shit and then described what you deal eithnusing vocab i hadnt learned yet #and i connected yhe dots and eent oh and instead of you being self awate enough to also go oh you just berated me until i shut up #its really weird living in the same house as someome that gave youost of your issues. and the relationships better and you cant leave yet #but working through things and tryung yo accomodate and take care of yourself and be justifiably angry #while hiding it from the person youre living with bc all you wantbyo do is scream at them and ask them why and istead #youre asking if they want coffee bc youre making some and letting them know therell be packages next week n sorry about that #is a fucking whiplash experience and im just sitting here like °-° i wanna smash things and scream #anyway. get therapy if you can its fun

[laniidae-passerine]

It still really gets me how sincere Andy’s grief over his potential child is. At first you think, oh this is just a weird flight of fancy for him, the idea of having a kid sounds fun but he’s not serious, but over the course of the episode you realise that, no, Andy actually wants children. It exposes something raw and depressing and lovely at Andy’s core and it just hits, how sad he is about what addiction took from him, the years and the growth and a potential life, but the hope that exists in knowing he’s getting better. Andy isn’t ready to be a father right now and it’s good for them both that Teresa chose to have an abortion, but maybe, some day when he’s ready, Andy will get to have a baby with someone who loves him.

#ANDY KING FUTURE DAD DRIVES ME CRAZY #oh you KNOW Errol would be fascinated and grossed out by the concept of pregnancy #occasionally ​grossed out and trying to be supportive at the same time #but also he would help organise a very cool gender neutral baby shower. it’s dinosaur themed. everyone loves dinosaurs #Tiffany would be 100% matter of fact about the whole thing. ask Andy how he even agreed to get someone to have sex with him #and Sam would be an amazing SIL during pregnancy and Bruce would also be an amazing SIL lol. love Bruce #Sam and Bruce being so loving to their SIL and coddling her and yelling at Andy when he’s even slightly annoying #Gwen would be shocked. if she’s still dating Caspar they’d freak out over whether they want kids. then decide Not To Think About That Now #Val would show up with a care package right to the hospital and croon over the new arrival #and pull Andy aside to tell him he’s gonna be a good dad. and also help postpartum or Val will kill him on behalf of his wife #Ben would be somewhat insulting. but Veronica would be a ray of unhelpful sunshine. they’re trying it’s sweet but messy #oh I love uncle so much <3 #uncle bbc #bbc uncle #andy king

[jonny-b-meowborn]

If I had the proper equipment for that I would 100% make a career out of sorting stuff on video. It's like one of my favorite activities ever but I rarely have the opportunity to do that. It's like a special treat for special occasions. I love doing it and if I could I'd milk that forever <- is currently sorting a whole jar of plastic gems for fun

#in the last year me and my cousin accidentally formed this silly lil routine where whenever i visit her she gives me some stuff to sort #it started a year ago on her birthday #she was making cupcakes and couldnt buy pink sprinkles so she bought rainbow sprinkles and asked me to separate the pink ones #and she was like you dont actually have to do that i need only a lil bit of those sprinkles you dont have to get all of them #but i was like. sure sure but actually is it okay if i sort the entire package #and i did #i sorted the entire whole package of sprinkles #she let me sort markers or beads or stickers #its amazing i love her #and she always has stuff to sort bc she likes to collect stickers and beads but doesnt really care about their placement #i love doing that so bad its insane #and ive looked for sorting videos on youtube but they rarely scratch my specific itch #theyre like overproduced or not caring enough or focusing too much on asmr and not on the actual sorting #which you know isnt a bad thing i love asmr #but like i need specifically content where someone takes a collection of something and sorts it entirely into specific categories #i suppose its just that different categories are important for different people #i wish i had a camera and like a set for that #like id genuinely love to record that for fun #and also yknow. views and money #i dont like how we kinda have to turn every passion into a career but this is something that id be willing to turn into a job if i could #maybe someday #bee buzz

[bilbao-song]

no wayyyyyyy!!! I hope you got good seats!

:-))) i'm content just to be there tbh but they're pretty good!!! i got close-ish floor seats for one and like...the next best thing for the others lmao

#i had to fight ticketmaster soooo much it was like almost a whole hour before i could even get the first two #and i was ready as soon as it started!!! i got like 3 hours of sleep bc of this lmao #one of the further away ones i Might. end up trying to upgrade dsghsgslhgl i did that the last time #we'll see after the insanity dies down on ticketmaster..... #i rlly wanted to get like. first second or third row for one of them but it's SO expensive :( #they always try to make u have whatever vip package thing there is and like. i don't even care about that lmao just Let Me See...... #it could still happen somehow someday idk #anyway >:) eee #i always feel awkward talking about this bc it feels like bragging but like. im too excited to Not talk about it <3 <3 <3 #anon #e*

[engagemachine]

My first food poisoning experience has been -787434/10, do not recommend, wanted to die, etc.

#I’m still recovering after day 2 #genuinely don’t know how I would have survived if not for my friend bringing me two eight packs of Gatorade #and a whole care package of other goodies like Jell-O #soup broth and nausea medicine #she’s the best 😭

[quarklynx]

How the fuck are people out here buying face creams worth hundreds of dollars?!?? In this economy?? This tiny-ass tenth of an ounce tester I got gifted is worth more than I spent on groceries last week!! I wish I could afford this fancy stuff, my face has literally never felt softer, not even on the day I was born istg, but bro- hundreds of dollars????? Absolutely insane

#lynx thinks #its so nice... but 300 dollars for two ounces of face cream? how the hell #ill keep the packaging probably forever because it's unbelievably wonderful and feels so so so so nice on my skin #but theres no goddamn way I'll probably ever be able to afford to buy it again #which makes me so sad! because as soon as i use this all up itll just be gone and i can never get more #makes me wonder if having a taste of luxury is worse than not knowing of the luxury in the first place #and i cant even cry about it cuz a single use of this stuff is probably worth more than a whole unit of any other cosmetic i own #i cant waste it like that! no way! when else am i ever gonna be able to have this #icb she cared so little for it that she just gave it to me

[itspileofgoodthings]

lots of hard parts about getting older but I do think i’m getting prettier.

#Dare I ???????? #actually yes I do. #I’m just more comfortable in my skin and also I dress better and take better care of myself and also don’t wear clothes I hate anymore #bc I don’t know what else to wear #when I was younger I used to hope and pray that everything I hated about my appearance would change and it hasn’t #but my attitude towards it has. and I see it as part of the bigger picture now. the bigger picture of me #and it’s a very warm one. i have a very nice and interesting and powerful physical presence tbh #teaching has made me very aware of it #a little non-self-deprecation as I grade all these essays thanks for listening #I think it’s also that I no longer look at other people and think ‘I should look like that’ #Especially celebrities. Like. That kind of beauty has become so uninteresting to me and my own whole package self has become so much more #interesting as I understand it better and myself better #and then that comfort with myself results in people responding to me with appreciation and surprise sometimes #which tells me that it’s real and it’s just. It’s a nice thing #I am rambling #but yeah.

[juice-enjoyer]

swapped out my case fans all by myself and i feel like a greek god rn

#it's not that i don't understand my computer or anything. just whenever i have to switch out parts or fix something #i'm terrified the whole time of breaking something else in an even worse way in the process #....granted the top fan isn't lighting up but i'm honestly not worried about that. i don't care enough #my hunch is the leds are defective or something bc they were kinda packaged like shit lol #i'd just have to swap it out again but. i dont want to. #anyways #txt #like ok. my one fan's motor died. and i was like well this sucks. guess i'll replace it. so i bought like #five fans. bc the type i use in pc only comes in five packs for some fucking reason. and i was kinda mad that i had to buy five #but THEN like two days ago the motor on the OTHER fan started giving out. and i was like OKAY?? JESUS #GLAD I BOUGHT FIVE #now i just have three extra i have no idea what to do with. backups i guess bc they're kinda cheap oops #granted on the first fan i kind of ignored the motor problem for longer than i should have #and when the second one started making the same noise the other one did i was like BE FOR REAL!!!! CMON!!!!!! #but now...my pc is so quiet....it's beautiful #i'm like super sensitive to noise so it bothered me SO much #but now. she's nice a quiet. it's great

[weeswine]

So sorry for this. (Also tw for mentions of blood)

Season 4 Episode 2 Vampire Diaries,

Elena has thrown up (its a lot of blood), so its just gone every where and the toilet bowl is just covered in it and it is just so funny to think that if that mess wasnt cleaned up, the next person to come in would be thinking "Oof bad period day! 😬"

#the vampire diaries #elena gilbert #season 4 #I out loud laughed at this thought #the tragedies of having a menstrual cycle #periods #yikers #its fine #shell be fine #damon is probably kitted out with a whole care package of pads tampons heat packs medicines and herbs #he just seems like that guy #on the edge of being creepy but caring #damon salvatore

[vaugarde]

princess elise was actually a really interesting character in concept and i wish that wasnt mostly sidelined in favor of stock princess trope

#like ig theres some nice stuff to be had with it like idk sonic getting her out of her shell but. lets be real the devs didnt care abt that #(tho i still kinda stand by that her backstory and situation probably could have gone to blaze) #echoed voice #and yeah the design realllyyyyyyyy just ruins the whole package here sorry #literally looks infinitely better when shes drawn with cartoony proportions akin to the actual sonic art style in canon #*fanart not canon #like it can work but. i dont think ppl would have been THAT upset abt the kiss if she werent like uncanny valley realistic #next to all these cartoon animals

[grahamcarmen]

you have the correctest opinons btw. abt rc and their kids and everything forever

~ @rys-redcrackle aka only person who signs off on anon asks

Awww thanks rys ^^ I feel like I'm just trying to sus out how they act because carmen actually does interact with people younger than her throughout the series so im tryna ✍ take notes and guessing with what I like best for gray [constant im sooo chill while...being like he is...actually]

Was actually wondering about Isabella

+rc kiddos to Michael letter which was sadly apparently deleted since it was an insta story but very morosely read

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Dear family im the worst camper in the world

I'm crying all the time please write me a really cheerful letter please im SUFFERING here im worried about everything like running out of clothes and hiking and canoeing trip please help me anyway you can HELP ME

- captioned [loved camp ]

And lowkey wanted your opinion on what your Isabella would do or if she was even a camp kid (since carmen was...not an isle in general friendly after exp.) And how long before carmandgray give in and *rescues her or if they send encouragement or if she eventually just rocks at it

If rc kiddos take to it they do run into trouble because they don't follow all the rules...or if they end up protecting someone/something unconventionally

...mostly the reaction of RC in question here. Was co -concluded a mix of deep sympathy and terrible amusement because the letter was written and delivered within the first 24 hours

#ask #i have the verbatim saved because it was a whole thing that day #i was of the opinion that theyd TRY a care package 📦 but give in soooooo fast because they werent too for camp anyway #theyre being dramatic [gets to them asap] #and actually how cute if ivy or zack or player chimed in #and i just...the clothes part... #😭but honestly if the kid just ...walks out #if it sucks hit the bricks style #giving them a heart attack and like 3 guesses where she learned it and the first 2 dont count #*its fine we had players number * player with bags under his eyes.. 😑*disheveled just woke up #i have like no solid idea actually on how protective they are because on one hand they are the travel the world sacrifice types #on the other...said they were ok...for now. /carm encouraging ivy and zack in endeavo #vors #but like ajdjkldjdj kids are different and theyre . just. so . alike to the way they were as kids #and so so different. #😭carm long conning a way off the isle and gray pooling resources for his ends vs IF IT SUCKS HIT THE BRICKS on asap #mode #with all the stuff they taught them #or what is it the /REAL CAMPING / attitude #the kids might have gone with it #>:D this is fine we'll camp like only a mile away _gets lost_ #- sorry apparently had more on the possibility but first and foremost was meant to focus on the reaction