I have a veryyyy strong feeling that Jeongin is a bit of a perv (and by a bit I mean massive). He does the nasty stuff; jerking off into your panties when you’re not home, spraying your perfume on his pillow that he’s gonna hump when you’re asleep in the other room. He thinks of you when his cock gets hard and he wishes so badly you could come and suck him off. Jeongin is so closeted about it though… you would never know your sweet roommate who bought you stuffies and held your hand when crossing the street was also stuffing his mouth with your worn panties to keep his moans down as he fucked his hand. Maybe your innocence drives him mad— would you call him nasty if you ever caught him in the act? Or would you offer to help him with the same level of perversion in your sweet voice? He’s left to wonder every night when he feels extra horny, listening to you in the other room doing nothing in particular.
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you know the drill. i hate shephards STUPID gas mask he needs to TAKE IT OFF because its HARD TO DRAW.
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Some of you are expecting show Percy to act like the Last Olympian Percy or Son of Neptune Percy. "why can't he use his powers?" He's hasn't them learned yet. "Why aren't their epic battle scenes?" He has no training. "Why is he so under powered" he's not at that level yet! Percy in the show didn't have a Luke training montage, he doesn't really know how to properly use a sword. He spent like what a week or so at camp? What do you want him to be OP right out of the gate?The second he knows he's has water powers to master them? You need to wait, he needs to progress and get more confidence. Then he'll get better and be able to fight and use his powers.
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Me, the DM: Alright guys, what're your characters for the new campaign? Remember, we're starting at level one.
Bill: Alright cool yeah no problemo, so I'm like a legendary folk hero guy, right? EVERYBODY knows me. I'm super famous. I'm like the hero of the Sword Coast, I've killed minotaurs, stopped cults, fought devils in the Hells, saved the world countless times, all that jazz. Also my dad's a duke, I'm rich, and there's this really hot demon lady who's my patron.
Me: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuugh-
Carla: Oh! I'll go! So I'm a badass tiefling lady, I've been fighting in the Blood War for a decade, I've killed loads of demons - like SO MANY demons - and also my heart is an infernal engine. So I'm constantly on fire basically and anyone who touches me gets burned to ashes instantly. Like just boom dead. TOASTED.
Me: UUUUUUUUUUGH-
Gabe: Lame. Alright, so check this out. Lemme lay this on ya, right? So you know Mystra, the Goddess of Magic?
Me, visibly terrified: .............uh huh?
Gabe: Heheheheh. Yeah. Uh huh. That's right.
Me: .....What-
Gabe: Fucked her.
Me: UM.
Gabe: Also I'm a nuclear bomb
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doing art is so wack bc literally the ref i used for that last nastya commission was me holding a tupperware lid in my pjs how was this image somehow helpful abdjfjfj
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Inspired by the gator onesie art, could you draw Mass wearing a Dunkin Donuts onesie?
States Wearing Onesies and Annoying Their Nemesis EPISODE 2: The Dunks Onesie Strikes Back.
This is their love language, I swear.
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A gift for Lady Marianne!
((This is @blitzy-blitzwing 's character from their hazformers AU! I was coerced into checking it out and am now very invested.))
Second version.
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“He's a basehead, alright? And baseheads don't have friends”
They have cats clearly
It's a good film you should watch it
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Soo for those of y'all that have been here a long time you might remember the newtmas hogwarts au fic I wrote. I wanted to let you guys know I will either start writting chapter 2, or start rewriting from the beginning, since I wrote it a long time ago and I have improved since then. but I haven't decided yet I'll probably post it on ao3 before the end of April so stay tuned if your interested i may post the link to the new version/second chapter !
(Btw I added some info about the fic in the tags so if you want you can check them out.)
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