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vinylattes · 11 months

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WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS (2019-) | Season 5 Trailer

#wwdits s5 spoilers #wwdits trailer #guillermo de la cruz #laszlo cravensworth #harvey guillén #matt berry #wwditsedit #tvedit #wwditssource #dakotasvibe #userligaya #MY BESTIES ARE BACK!!#I AM EATING GLASS #SEATED #what is nandor doing in the background lmao #something laszlo mentoring memo bc he misses colin etc #haha jk... unless?#*500

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kvtie-pie · 1 year

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What if we kissed at the auto zone parking lot glacier 😳🙈

#haha jk... unless?

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dante-winning-archive · 11 months

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what if we kissed while watching devil may cry the animated series

#archivist post #devil may cry #haha jk... UNLESS?

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atropalugosi · 4 months

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teehee what if mc remembered getting a bad end before things got reset and then she ended up going back to the person who killed her in the last timeline but now she has nightmares about them and generally fears for her life when they act a certain way sometimes?

anyway donna fans, i am back with some hurt/comfort, please enjoy :o3

Valeria runs so fast she feels like her entire being is aflame with anxiety. Her pursuer is just as fast though and she knows she has no time to stop or think or hide, so on she runs, through the dark nursery until she reaches the inevitable dead end at the very back. She could maybe turn back and hop the beds if she trusts her own dexterity enough for the task, get back out into the shop and escape... except Miranda is there. There's no time to ponder upon escape anymore anyhow. Donna slows as she descends upon Valeria, and the girl almost thinks maybe she's snapped out of it, maybe they're safe, maybe they can get out of this, together.

Maybe wishful thinking hurt worse than accepting the ugly truth. Valeria cries out in terror as she's wrestled to the ground, adrenaline fueled strength only helping her so much against Donna's naturally stronger self.

"Nonono! Don't do this, Donna, please don't!" The redhead sobs, struggling to get out from under the older woman. She stops when something wet drips onto her cheek and she looks up. Donna is crying. Tears roll heavily down her cheeks, collecting with the blood and dirt on them before crashing down on Valeria. She doesn't want to do this.

Valeria lifts a hand to Donna's face, gently brushing the tears away. Scared as she was, it hurt her more to see her favourite person suffering than what she knew was coming next. She feels the heavy 'thump' against her chest and hears a horrible, loud 'crack' long before the stinging of broken skin and shattered sternum register. She thinks she might be screaming or crying but everything is just too much to really notice. The sensation hits her again and again, and she watches as more gore sprays Donna's teary face as everything around them starts to blur and fade to black.

Valeria wakes with a start, crying out and pushing herself away when the first thing her nightmare riddled mind sees is Donna sleeping next to her, ending up toppling to the floor. For having such a rude awakening herself, the botanist is quick to get up, turning on the lmap on the side table. She takes careful but worried steps towards Valeria's shivering form, now tucked back against the wall and trying very hard to breathe.

"Dolcézza, are you alright?" Her voice drips with concern. She slowly kneels before the redhead, reaching out to provide a comforting touch. Valeria looks at her hand as though it would kill her but doesn't stop her, leaning into the touch with a shakey exhale.

"I had... it was... a nightmare," the girl fights to say, nose scrunching slightly at her own words. It WAS a nightmare, but it also felt so fucking real. She raises a hand to her own chest, pressing roughly into the clammy skin to make sure. No blood; no gaping wounds; no broken ribcage. Just her racing heartbeat.

"Do you want to talk about it?"

Valeria shakes her head violently in response. She didn't even want to think of the nightmare again, nevermind retell it. Especially not to Donna. She'd never forgive herself for making Donna worry about this, spending the next days or weeks or months wondering if she'd done something wrong to make her dream up a scenario so awful.

"Can you just hold me? Please?" She asks, leaning into Donna's chest and inhaling the scent of her and her nightclothes. Two arms wrap protectively around her and she feels safer than ever.

"Of course, bambola. I've got you," Donna whispers, pressing a kiss to her temple. "I won't let anything harm you." Despite having just experienced the opposite, Valeria believes her.

This time, she's safe.

#donna beneviento #donna beneviento/reader #valeria (maiden oc)#resident lover #my writing #lugosi speaks #haha what if you were forced to murder me in another life but i kept coming back to you over and over again hoping to break the cycle and #live happily ever after with you?#and we were both girls?#haha jk... unless?

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kitsunecrows · 1 year

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oh how the gentle wind beckons through the leaves, as autumn colors fall 🍂

dancing in a swirl of golden memories; the loveliest lies of all 🕯

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arllanaeats · 1 year

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How I am trying to be by the end of this year... 📝

#haha jk... unless?#I do wanna try to loosen up and maybe gain this year #fat art #fatfur #fat fur #weight gain #wg #out of shape #sweating #squirrel #ArllanArt #OC Art #squirrel-she

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meitanteimitsuhiko · 7 months

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if they give masumi a male love interest i'll kill myself

you could argue that shinichi/conan is her love interest but i think she's more interested in his affiliation with APTX 4869 and his detective skills, oh and cos he made her brother laugh lol

at least i hope. i'm praying to the gods above.

#you know who her love interest should be #ASAMI #haha jk... unless?#not that she needs a love interest but if theyre gonna do it... dont #me when i see two girls who have never even interacted: NOW KISS

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thelittlespanielthatcould · 7 months

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Kovu decided to run on top of the tunnel instead of through it at agility today. I think he was hoping he would get extra credit.

#he did make me laugh so maybe that counts #he was so proud of himself #he was like TUNNEL LEVEL TWO I GOT THIS #he is so funny he also kept just running back to do one more frame on the way back from our run #he was so good today #apparently i didnt need to like train him more to hone his attention i just needed meatballs #haha jk... unless?#agility #kovu #ckcs #joy is stored in the spaniel #dog sports #kovu talk

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mxgicthot · 1 month

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Erden is like if John Sliver fr Black Sails had a drinking problem

#Maybe losing a limb would fix him too #haha jk... unless?#Rambles