#grimmrambles

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i still literally cant believe they had the perfect opportunity to put cal kestis in the obiwan show and then they didnt lmao

#star wars #cal kestis #owk #grimmrambles #like it couldnt have been a more perfectly set up cameo #why did they not do that

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i s2g if snw s3 gets made and we don’t get an ABUNDANCE (like every ep) of spirk i’m seriously suing

#star trek #snw #grimmrambles #spirk #bc like really waht else is the point #it prob wont go beyond s3 so put the pedal to the fucking metal

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funny how zeb is conveniently the only rebel not in ah/soka bc he’s widely accepted as gay in fanon so if he was in the show they’d actually have to address that lmfao

#disney is SO HOMOPHOBIC ITS INsane #grimmrambles #anti disney #kalluzeb

[terriblygrimm]

p s fucking a : obiwan is not anakin’s dad, was never his dad, never acted like his dad, never tried to be his dad. mentor does not equal dad. teacher does not equal dad. trainer does not equal dad. jedi did not have nuclear family units. those earth-centric, human labels have only ever applied to situations which attempt to get non-jedi to understand their closeness (i.e. ahsoka calling anakin her “brother” in order to get the martez sisters to understand something that is otherwise indescribable and unexplainable to someone outside of the order. or, say, “you’re the closest thing i have to a father” when obiwan was in his most puffed, overcompensating i definitely don’t know what i’m doing phase while anakin was young, created by the force who was taken from his family at a late age, clinging to labels as he fumbles to detach and grow). think communal. think bonded by trauma. think the loss of both of their master, qui gon. think all-encompassing tie to each other through fate, training, insecurities and war. think george lucas quoted saying he created vader and obiwan to be the dark and light fathers of luke. think of obiwan being the backbone of the entire skywalker family.

your generic, crusty ass take is basic, tired and boring. not only that but it’s dated. proven not only by people who can analyze what media they consume, but also by the mf 2022 OWK show and numerous quotes from ms. chow (and countless other canon material which paint obiwan and anakin as soulmates, bound in life and death, a dyad.) this take is also extremely limiting to the overarching beautiful narrative and does a disservice to the characters and operatic nature of the saga. it also excludes the beliefs and practices of entire cultures that george lucas intentionally based the jedi around. *bangs gong repeatedly* wake up idiots not everything is literal

#so sick of seeing this basic ass take #that is not their dynamic and literally never was #tagging: #star wars #for my own blog #grimmrambles #obikin #and thats my soap box moment for tonight fellas

[terriblygrimm]

does this mean the armorer is going to eventually forge lightsabers for luke’s school?

listen i was thinking abt it and wouldn’t that just be the perfect coming together of cultures? like that has to be the endgame of this show right? mandos and jedi mending their cultural relationship (bc of dual cultured grogu)? like what tf else is the point and LUKE WILL NEED LIGHTSABERS FOR HIS SCHOOL AND THERE’S LITERALLY AN ARMORER AVAILABLE WHO HAS ANCIENT KNOWLEDGE

#star wars #mando #dinluke #grimmrambles #like favreau let me write your show youre incapable

[terriblygrimm]

remind me again why they couldnt recast luke? this guy looks just like him!!

#star wars #grimmrambles #not really tagging bc im just blabbing #but #i mean iguess since he looks so similar the cgi to just tweak it a bit isnt as egregious as i thought #but still! why bother! he looks so similar!! #and sure continue to use the sound tech to make it sound like MHs luke #but!! him!! #graham hamilton look him up he looks just like MH

[terriblygrimm]

i think part of the reason graham hamilton’s face is so pleasing to the aesthetic eye is not only the understanding of character he gives off, but bc his face is somehow (to me) a mash-up of mark hamill’s face both before and after his car accident. he LOOKS like anh luke (which gives my heart the warm fuzzies bc anh luke is so special to this whole saga) and yet he also looks like rotj and peak!power luke. he’s encompassed all of mark hamill lol. his face has somehow blurred the difference luke had from anh to tesb.

& i’m not saying the anh and tesb change was ever a problem, but what i’m saying is somehow GH looks like every luke. ya feel me am i making any sense

#grimmrambles #luke skywalker #graham hamilton #star wars

[terriblygrimm]

really funny to me how the ahsoka show could’ve been a chance for disney to rewrite the sequel trilogy and they just aren’t gonna do that.

all this time that ahsoka has been elusive, she could’ve been silently and desperately on the hunt in the world between worlds, trying to go back in time to the point where it all went wrong. seeing the wrongs of the future (luke’s life and legacy crumbled and ruined, the first order, palpatine still alive, leia dying while her son is engulfed in darkness, bo-katan, a known terrorist, on the throne of mandalore)- and she, as a defender of justice and light (not a jedi - another thing dlf got wrong in the ahsoka trailer) is going through time and events trying to pinpoint where it all veers, thus making the sequel trilogy a non-canon, canon alternate timeline.

she ends up essentially “fixing” it, erasing the sequel trilogy events as we saw them, and they could start anew!! they announced a rey movie, right? why not have this be the NEW rey, the “right” timeline rey. she’s in this timeline restarting the jedi order - maybe she knows she’s a palpatine, maybe she knew all along & chose the light. maybe she’s a reformed darksider - who knows! maybe she’s older and a wise master under luke’s direction. who knows! and that would’ve been the beautiful, exciting thing about it! bc frankly, i like rey, but no one cares about another rebuild of the order set 15 years after a failed series. this rey movie could’ve been their redo!! ben could’ve been there, who knows! maybe they have a kid, maybe ben completed his training with luke too and he and rey were padawans together!! jedifinn! the tico sisters being badass! the point is the untold events would’ve been what pulled ppl in to see the new film!! to see the differences!!! all the while in the ahsoka series she’s like fixing these events, mando could’ve popped up as the now rightful leader of mandalore, luke could’ve popped up, anakin in clone wars flashbacks, the rebels, yadayada - all the same but with a different purpose.

but like… this was their ticket out. and instead they’re going to ruin heir to the empire by half-baking it into 6 other spinoffs only to make these sad remnants of sw characters (girlboss bo-katan, terrifyingly bad make-uped hera & co, randomly-calling-herself-a-jedi-again ahsoka, 1 cameo of young luke bc disney won’t pay for cgi and/or refuses to recast him, back-flipping grogu, and not-the-only-mandalorian-no-longer-the-protagonist-of-his-own-show din djarin fight the big bad thanos - i mean thrawn.

#like p l e a s e disney doesnt 1 single person at your company have any ideas #star wars #grimmrambles

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why are awards shows still trending in 2024 arent you guys over worshipping celebrities yet lol

#grimmrambles #its so fucking weird #stop giving these ppl attention #their jobs are to make movies and art and good for then #them #but like do they need a special pat on the head? wearing thousands of dollars worth of clothes and jewelry that kill ppl and animals around #the world? #and get there on their private jets? #and wear thousands of pounds of fake makeup and body contours and wigs just to poison ppls minds? #like seriously stop talking abt celebrities its so fucking cringe #stop giving them attention #and honestly movies and shows arent even art anymore #the good ones survive and are beloved and thats enough

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i love boba fett & i want to see more of him, not cringefail bullshit-katan who got 2 other shows and arcs devoted to her. she should’ve been an antagonist, not a disneywashed princess bait-and-switch main character. din is the face of mandalore, not forgettable white girlboss #5.

boba should’ve been in s3, but disney chose not to call him and bring him in because that would mean they’d have to actually write an arc for bullshit-katan and make her suffer consequences for her shitty racist attitude. she couldn’t be rewritten to be an unproblematic princess hero if that were the case!

#star wars #mando #anti bo-katan #grimmrambles #like i cant contain my pettiness all the time guys i cant #i stand w temuera morrison #boba belonged in s3 and disney sucks ass

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where is the andor-style show about leia WHERE IS IT

#like wake tf up disney!!!!!!!!! shes in your main fucking og trilogy and we dont have shit abt her!!! #fuck filonis oc verse #give me leia content!!!!!!!! #grimmrambles

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just saw that ah/soka also made the new republic into a bunch of inept fools just like mando s3 (and worse - made mon laugh abt it) love the absolute marvelification of everything by turning it into a joke!

#i hate everything new disney has put out in the past ten fucking yrs aside from andor #it enrages me #grimmrambles #not tagging

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just saw someone else crying abt how kirk is a recurring character on snw 😂

#grimmrambles #like honey star trek IS jim kirk #esp since snw is a prequel that leads into tos (plus theyre prob gonna do ‘in the future’ eps with pikes continued story line #and beyond the 3 seasons tos had since it got cancelled #) #like grow up lol #snw has faults but they do a great job at allocating storylines #while setting up for the future AND future to-be-seen events #so wtf are you complaining abt #sorry this is partially my villain origin story i cant help the pettiness

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loled to myself this morning at how everyone on earth makes priscilla out to be a vicious heartless golddigger and decided to do 1 second of research into the matter to conclude that as expected, the internet is hysterical and off base. to me, she seems like she’s just out there trying to do her best and handle her enormous life.

disclosure: i did this for my own knowledge because i was curious. i’m not out here trying to engage trolls or tell anyone what to think.

read that she was really hesitant abt priscilla but ultimately thought coppola did enough research and made it “spot on”. she cried when she saw the film. she elaborated by saying that when you live with someone so famous during a crucial part of their life you go through many ups and downs and experience their struggles and fears alongside them. also that all of her/their privacy is hard to give up and hard to share so she doesn’t want to give out too much because she wants some of it for herself - that’s theirs and theirs alone. which, ultimately leads someone with common sense to believe (who didn’t already assume) that the elvis & me novel (and priscilla) are just the most dramatic snippets of their relationship (without lots of context).

she also went on to say that she vowed not to remarry as long as elvis was alive because she didn’t think he could handle it - and not only did she not, but she also kept that promise long after his death. saying she never wanted to remarry after him, that no one “could ever match him”.

i also knew next to nothing about lisa marie and the drama surrounding the estate and/or their relationship - but again, one quick search and applying my years of doing estate work as a paralegal makes it clear that priscilla was challenging the validity of a purported amendment made in 2016 which removed her (and barry siegal) as co-trustees (and instituted lisa’s children instead) to the graceland trust. which fine, lisa probably did want that, but it was stated that in the amendment, lisa’s signature was not her “usual signature”, her name was misspelled, and the amendment was never given to priscilla during lisa’s lifetime which was an expressed term of the trust. it was also never witnessed or notarized. so, given that, questioning its legitimacy is an entirely expected thing to do. it’s hardly insidious 😂. especially during such an emotionally difficult time. a contract is a contract. even if lisa did want to change the doc without priscilla knowing, she was legally required to give it to her and she didn’t. also, a settlement of 1 mil plus a graceland burial is hardly “gouging” of her daughter/granddaughter’s money. graceland is worth what? 718 million? and ppl complain about priscilla getting some money after keeping elvis’ legacy alive and graceland relevant for the past 50 yrs? lordy. not only that but the attorney for riley even stated at the proceeding’s conclusion that everyone is unified and happy and ready to move forward.

but funny how the narrative of “evil priscilla sues her granddaughter” became so popular. this instance is the most uneventful, run of the mill thing lol. obviously we don’t know the absolute truth or facts of the situation (and i did not look up the proceedings), but if a document isn’t witnessed and notarized it’s always ground for suspicion. also, if someone’s signature isn’t their usual signature, it arises the question of coercion or signing not in your right mind. so, like i said, entirely expected and nbd.

priscilla is also human and fallible, so i’m sure she’s made mistakes, bad business dealings or even acted recklessly or spitefully over the course of her lifetime, but she continually speaks to how much she loved/loves elvis, lisa and the family legacy. she clearly still burns a candle for elvis and does her best to keep things moving forward and alive and relevant. i don’t blame her for wanting to make sure things are secure and in order as she gets older.

i also know practically nothing about lisa, but it seems like she was troubled (?) to some extent (she reminds me of britney spears a little in that way), so i’m sure some of priscilla’s “controlling and hovering” over her life was misconstrued protectiveness and burden-bearing. i’m sure mistakes were made, but i highly doubt she was the manipulative vulture ppl make her out to be. (it’s like the britney situation - everyone advocated for her “freedom” when in reality she’s clearly ill and her state rn is pretty questionable imo).

i also don’t blame priscilla for not having issue with priscilla being made. it’s controversial but it’s 2023 and she probably figured it was timely and likely to get good reception. she’s surely had an incredibly difficult life, and wanting some of her truth (the ugly truth) to also be known and added to the legacy must be validating. because elvis was a flawed person, a product of his time, and likely very cruel at times.

anyway those are my two cents and i think the internet is a plague. not looking to engage stans or fact police, just wanted to get my thoughts out there. not tagging.

#grimmrambles #long post #listen ive been an elvis fan since i could process auditory information #there wasnt a moment my dad wasnt playing him growing up #and everyone is human - good bad questionable honorable #and i cant imagine how warped priscillas life has been #so lets just give her a little grace and stfu lol

[terriblygrimm]

my new fav judgment reaction gif

#🥰 #grimmrambles #not tagging

[terriblygrimm]

to anybody out there who has a nose piercing (nostril) can you recommend me any good jewelry sites? i got my piercing a few months ago so i know i’ll eventually want to switch out the jewelry but idk where to start & i want good quality - gold, titanium, surgical steel etc

#nose ring #nose piercing #grimmrambles #any help would be appreciated!!! ty!!!