#great tornado

[metalotaku-da]

Dick and wally were sitting at the wayne family dinner table with their joint families announcing their engagement. Just before desert their was a knock on the front door. Alfred went to tend to it. Nobody thought anything of it till Alfred came back to dinning room with a large meta with him and two scruffed young kids hanging from his hands.

"I believe you have a guest master dick, master wally." Alfred said looking at the red head with a bit of judgment.

"You." The large meta with a goatee and flaming seemingly flaming hair. Motioned to wally with one of the kids who protested. "Well shit you are all here." He looked around the table. "Good I only need to do this once then hopefully. Quit fucking with the time stream." He ignored the throat clearing of the butler and the half raised from the seat posture of most of the dinners guests. "I'm tired of cleaning up all these timeline collapses you speedsters cause. So here is the deal." He sat the protesting kids down in to wally's lap. By phasing through the table. "I'm going to pull all your kids who would cease to exist from the now failed timelines and drop them all in your laps. And I don't care how many it ends up being. You want to cause me problems. You're getting all of yours 10 fold." As he backed out of the table. He pointed an accusing finger at the speedsters. "Do not try me! Oh and By the way. Congratulations on your engagement." He gave a rough pat to alfreds back. "Thanks old man." And then he vanished from sight.

The bats stared at the speedsters. "Care to explain that?"

"Who was that guy?"

"OH my god I'm a dad!" Wally said in shock looking down at his two kids. Ignoring Barry arguing with half the bat clan.

"What are your names?" Dick said all smiles at the two little kids sitting in wallys lap.

"Jai"

"Iris"

#dc comics #danny phantom #dcxdp #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc #dan phantom #is a pissed off stork delivering babies like a disney movie #alternate time lines become lost timelines and dan plays Noah's ark with the super kids. #part of parole #punishment for heroes #and atonement for dan wiping them all out in his lost timeline #clockwork thinks this is a great idea. he loves his lost timeline son #all the other heroes will too. #wait till barry screws the pooch and gets the tornado twins dumped on him as terrible twos. #dick x wally #writing prompt

[beautiful-ratsunset]

some abandoned houses from today

#oklahoma #oklahoma gothic #photography #abandoned house #american gothic #midwest gothic #abandoned buildings #abandoned #rural america #great plains gothic #small town #small town gothic #tornado damage #fog

[tmmylovejoy]

One thing I hate so fucking much about people dig up shit to “cancel” people for is that they are never part of the affected demographic. They are not looking for shit someone did wrong 10 years ago because they want to make sure they’re a good person, they’re doing it because they want an excuse to hate them.

The obvious consequence of this, however, is that suddenly an entire demographic is deeply uncomfortable with a creator who once brought them joy.

A thread recently came out about how when Wilbur Soot was 19 he made a lot of very harmful antisemitic jokes. He is now 25 years old. He has talked numerous times about how much he hates the person he was before he was about 22, and how much he’s grown since then. He’s demonstrated this growth too.

The person who published this thread was not jewish and I would assume that the person who gave them the information is not either.

I am jewish. Seeing these screenshots of “jokes” about the genocide of my people fundamentally hurt me. These screenshots do not show his current beliefs or behaviors. It would be impossible to find these jokes if you hadn’t gone actively searching for them. However I still felt betrayed and panicked, no matter how much I knew that Wilbur has changed. I do not know if I can ever watch his content again and find comfort.

This is the problem with digging into peoples past this way. It is never, and never has been, a selfless act nor a form of activism. It is the very opposite. It is the exploitation of marginalized identities to justify your dislike of someone.

#this is ok to rb 👍 (please rb) #obviously I am not trying to minimize marginalized emotions that get brought up by this sort of thing #because I am one of those ppl. idk if i can ever watch wilbur’s content again. #however there’s also no reason I needed to see that thread. it was not indicative of a current problem. #it feels as though a great comfort of mine was forcibly taken away by someone for no reason. like a little game to play. it’s infuriating. #wilbur soot #adora lore #also not adding a link to the thread cause I don’t think the person who posted it deserves that attention lol #i deleted all my old posts about it because they just like. didn’t accurately show how I felt and i didn’t wanna just have that up #sorry to anyone who has had to watch me process all of this #had a category red tornado siren sounding autism moment for a while there

[thatsbelievable]

#11 Great Umbrella Names or Natural Disasters #umbrella #Umbrelly #Ummmmbrella #Tornado #Ol’ Water-Keeper-Offer #Earthquake #The Raininator #(apologies to Heinz Doofenshmirtz on that last one) #Volcano #Para-Saul #Wildfire #Brella #Drought #Kevin

[bitchfitch]

this is a stupid pet peeve but idk. 'Cooking is an art baking is a science ' is bullshit. you can follow a baking recipe step by step mirroring the original cook Exactly and still get a crap end result.

this is because your kitchen is not their kitchen. unless you live very close to them, their ingredients might be Radically different from yours even if they're technically the same thing. and worse of all. even if you're roommates. if they made their thing first the conditions will be different when you make yours.

like. baking is just ratios. ratio of starch to water to binder to leavener to etc etc.

But you have to include things like. ambient humidity and temperature and where the crop your flour is from was grown and what strain of yeast your using and when your starch was harvested and what the cows and chickens who provided the eggs and dairy were fed and what microbes exist in your environment and how thety hurt or aid flavor and rise time. like. You have to know how to account for the messy nature of reality and there is no formula for that. just repetition until you figure out the flow.

#like. idk man #i need recipes to be geo tagged because like. #here in the states our wheat has to be extremely cold hardy right? way more so than europes #it also needs to be able to handle like. tornadoes and other extreme weather you get that far inland on a flat plane #which means that compared to European flour ours has an insanely high glutin content bc glutin is how the plant strengthens itself #You need to account for that when cooking #more leavener more water less binder gentler kneading and longer rise time #so like. im brain dead exhausted but Yeah. baking very much isnt a science and your great grandma did just fine without a hyper accurate #gram scale being shilled by YouTubers.

[hoperaypegasus]

Random Kyoya Tatagami Headcanons

- He is deathly allergic to peaches and avoids almost all stone fruits because of this.

- He learned French in school as a kid along with English for the challenge of it.

- He is autistic and will typically stim by chewing on things or cracking his knuckles.

- He is always reading every scientific study he can find on lions and secretly kinda wants to be a park ranger.

- He read Warrior Cats as a young kid.

- He has a ton of cat like mannerisms (ie. sleeping in empty boxes, ending up sitting in weird spots, napping 24/7) .

- He picked out Kakeru’s name himself.

- He wears contacts throughout the series after inheriting his dad’s poor vision, but carries backup glasses just in case.

- He adopted a street cat after the World Championships and named her Simba.

- He loves strawberry flavored things.

- He is in a gossip groupchat with Sophie and Tsubasa because they are the only ones out of everyone who speak French.

- He keeps a surprisingly large collection of highlighters due to Kakeru always stealing his.

- He still will bite on Leone like he did as a kid when he’s nervous or stressed and Nile got him a chew necklace upon noticing this.

- He is amazing with most kids because of practice with his brother (this does go out the widow where Yu is involved).

- He goes to all of Kakeru’s BMX competitions and facetimes him at least once a week.

- He always has people’s names listed in his phone as nicknames because it helps him remember them (ie. Kenta is Gingka’s Brother).

- He has special interests not just in lions but in weather phenomenon like tornadoes.

#mfb #beyblade metal saga #kyoya tategami #beyblade kyoya #autistic kyoya #so i double checked his lion facts and he's... right. lone lions? those are real. typically young males traveling to join a pride #but they can stay that way forever. it's just rare #sooooo he actually knows a ton about lions #i found a claw shaped chew necklace and immediately thought of this fucker #he is also an amazing big brother #and great with kids #yu just gets on his nerves #kyoya gives everyone much more blunt nicknames #like the only sweet ones are kakeru's nile's demure's benkei's and his dad's #which are baby brother. ni. mure. kei. and dad respectively #gingka's is horse brained hagane #slight kyoni if you squint and do a headstand in a tornado

[pret-a-metatron]

But you know what) *casts small tornado* this could be fun!

Kate :)

It's one thing if you want to dissapoint ME, I'm not that important... but @one-coming-is-enough worked very hard on that coffee shack! You are literally dissapointing Jesus Christ! And my poor father now can't give any coffee to a deserving public! And you've upset the cat too @ineffablelifetoallmetatrons I'm getting the impression that this destructive behavious is actually SELF destructive... care to talk it through?

#pret a metatron #The Great Pret a Metatron Tornado of 2023 #Angelo is here to listen

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

The Tornado Twins and the Wild Wests walking up to the big bad in One Minute War like:

One of them is frozen in time and one of them is near death but by god, are the other two making up for it. Going to start calling the Two Twin Team-up the Quasi Quads now and no one can stop me.

#Jai is frozen in real time but Irey isn't gonna let that stop him from taking down the bad guys #shes just... dragging him around and hitting people with him #love that for them #and Don is super malnourished and Not Doing Great™ but Dawn is even worse. She's about to drop. but Don's got her back 100% #Dawn is fucking pissed tho. the bad guys should be thankful that shes barely conscious. otherwise shed kick their asses #anyway this is what i want in the last issue of One Minute War #dc #dc comics #don allen #dawn allen #tornado twins #jai west #surge #irey west #impulse #kid flash #the flash #one minute war

[puppygirlpencil]

Day 4, featuring the old folks! Mostly focusing on Sonic's parents this time :3

#art art #these guys *mostly* follow the archie versions? but also im doing my own thing :))) #the lore here is that sonics parents were special forces soldiers in the Great War and Amadeus was their commander #jules was more of a spy infiltrator type (think solid snake) #and burny was an ace pilot who would air drop him into mission zones but wasnt afraid to join the fray with her BIG GUN #in my headcanon sonic inherited the Tornado from his mom <3 #who was a pilot even before the war #and also burny and shadow go target shooting together for fun <333 #sonic #sonic fanart #sth #jules the hedgehog #bernadette the hedgehog

[pa-pa-plasma]

i feel like a lot of people ignore the fact that in a lot of places, bicycling just. cannot be done for half the year, & that's why public transport being good is important. i cannot bike in 5 feet of snow & ice or in 40c heat. i can't even walk in that, unless i have the energy to snowshoe or a bucket of ice water to chug.

"but I can do it!" good for you. unfortunately i live in Berk (snowing for 9 months of the year & hailing the other 3) & cannot unless i want to die. also disabled people exist. & children. & people who live in a place where everything is no closer than 30 minutes away, & 30 minutes in -30c can kill you if you can't afford a good pair of boots & a good coat. i may have bike paths but the river floods past them every year. what do i do then? bike on the highway?? just let me take the train

#people who live in places where the weather is always nice (aka not trying to kill you 75% of the time): you are an outlier #where i live the temperatures range from -30c to +35c give or take. snow hail thunderstorms tornadoes all that shit too #''biking is so fun! even when it's raining!'' dude ima be real with you. it is ice raining. i do not want to be coated in wet ice #do you know what snowmelt is? it's where all the snow melts in the spring & then fucking floods everything #it's freezing dirty water & it kills people because people always underestimate The River #i am not riding my bike through that. it's always colder & deeper than you think & there is always a current even if you can't see it #''but it's not like it's the ocean'' dude. water aint fucking around salt or no #you may look at The River & think ''that's just a lake. seems calm & nice'' but you'd be wrong & you would die from your foolishness #this shit is connected to the Great Lakes. those fuckers are fresh water seas. i do not fuck with that #it's great you live in a place where biking all year round is feasible. but i cannot do that even if i wanted to #''but what if the weather's been nice lately'' then you'd be falling for fool's spring #where it looks like it's getting warmer & then the temperature drops & it snows a whole bunch again #& then it warms up & then it snows again. repeat until like May #we just want good public transport okay i get that exercise is good but i'd rather not risk my extremities for it thank you

[blogalreadydoesntexist]

''hiccup has always been hiccup in all of the franchise, stop crying because you didnt like the third movie'' 'hiccup haddock' from thw and homecoming isnt hiccup haddock, that fucker is burp shark or some shit, he isnt my 'our dragons protect us and we'll protect them' hiccup that's for sure

#shorter rant post #httyd #i hate the hidden world #So very much. #what happens to the great protector? #all the dragons that NEED water? #dragons that cant fly into the vertical entrance of the hiddenworld? #the nine realms arent canon they dont count because they're stupid and inconsistent #'razorwhips make tornados' my ass #hiccup horrendous haddock iii #how to train your dragon

[comics-centalx]

Wally West Meets Barry Allen's Kids:

#Wally...hunny...its not a them problem. Its a you problem #I 100% know the moment Dawn and Don heard the name Wally West they went from “Oh this guy seems like hes gonna need our help. Lets do it!” #to “Oh shit its 𝘩𝘪𝘮. Great now we have to help him” #the title of sibling riviraly is wrong #its sibling jealousy #Don and Dawn definitely grew up to Barry and Iris talking about Wally like the golden child which is probably why the moment they heard #“Wally West” they were like: dammit why did it have to be him? #its funny their jealous of wally being the favorite while wallys jealous of them being barrys flesh and blood #they are true siblings #i find it funny that later on the twins actually debate leaving wally to die when hes in trouble #like thats not going to make you two the favorites lol #wally west #barry allen #don allen #dawn allen #tornado twins #the flash #flash family #flash fam #dc #dc comics #dc characters #jealousy #poor Wally #dc universe

[prestongafnea]

Let's do Pecstober!!!

#musclegrowth #muscle girls #godzilla the king of a monster #tornado #deadman walking tornado #godzilla x kong: the new empire #godzilla kaiju #great red spot #great dark spot

[theladyinwhite13]

just wanted to let you know that there's a tropical storm coming my way and im expecting the power to go out (im gonna die of heat i guess) and i wont be able to be online anymore!!! also im just really sleepy which is stupid cause its a weekend!!! anyways i love you and i love you and i love you

what? no!!! thanks for telling me though, I love you! goodnight 💜

#i will be obsessively watching the weather like my great grandmother does when I have a tornado watch

[bruhstation]

currently starting in pursuit of self by tornadoyoungiron..... the first chapter quite shocked me because I thought damn my girl tornado was being disrespectful as HELL!!!!!! SHE EVEN GOT BLUE PETER SEETHING AND MALDING!!!!!!!!! then I remembered the previous fics and thought "oh yeah. she's always got that dog in her. I'm letting her cook"

#zin.txt #goated fic series. RECOMMENDED #it's so great to see tornado's character progression from the first fic I've read from the saga.... YOUNG IRON!!!!!!! #she went from being quite shy and felt like she's just (re)built to replace scotsman jic something bad happened to him #to being proud and knowing how to stand her ground #her growth throughout the fics is so good BRUH I'm rooting for her #always loved how her view on change is different and she embraces it rather than fear it #ONTOOOOOO CHAPTER 2‼‼‼‼ TORNADOYOUNGIRON JUST KEEPS DELIVERING

[thechildisgone]

why is it 80s in october i hate you climate change

#its the same in DC too wtff #oh great the tornado sirens are going off right when i came out lmao i forgot they test them first tuesday #prissy isn’t even phased #she’s so weird