The concept of selling your alters is insanely funny but in such a fucked up way, like, I swear to god it sounds like some skit made by and for specific alters in a system (i.e. headmate A gets so tired of headmate B's bullshit that every interaction they have after is "I'm selling you on Etsy for $2 you wench")
But IT'S NOT!!! I never took endos seriously but I am certainly not now after this bullshit like!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE SELLING ALTERS??? It's like the EBay soul selling thing that happened in like 2019
I never saw any post by endos describing how they sell alters and whatever thank god, but this is what I think they look like:
We have 1 Party Poison on sale for $522, he's 17, autistic and has an irrational fear of soap bars. He really likes milk mixed with soda and he specializes in clown makeup. We used to love him dearly but now we are selling him after he eated all of July's lasagna. No lowballers, we know what we have.
-- Umbrella, 💊 (this may the last time we use the signoff "-- umbrella" since we finally have an account where we can openly be a sys, who knows)
[p.s. I partly used myself for this "ebay listing", but all other information is false, I do not like milk mixed with soda trust]
Yeah, endos are… strange. And selling alters isn’t as “funny” and “quirky” as they may think.
I’ve seen many people equate it to trafficking as you’re being sold.
Endos are vile and I firmly believe that they just want to make up things so they can further demonize a disorder they “wish they had” while telling survivors (of any kind) they “wish they had gone through it” and said survivors are “privileged “ (<- things I’ve seen & been told).
I hate endos for reasons far beyond what people could think.