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#good luck with that doc
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anyways. What
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sualne · 1 year
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have some trans swan lake barbies
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theminecraftbee · 1 year
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Scott waits until Doc is safely far, far out of earshot, and then waits a little longer just to make doubly sure he's as far out of range as possible before turning to the other emperors, heart hammering in his chest.
"Jimmy, your friends are insane," Scott says.
"Why are you blaming me?" Jimmy says incredulously.
"I mean, I don't know! You and Fwhip are the ones who said we should try to keep them in our world! But look at what they've done! We lost track of the green one and now he's shown up here with two dragons."
"Well, that's hardly my fault, is it?"
"I mean," Fwhip says. "I mean. You are one of the ones they recognized -"
"Don't you - excuse you, if we're going off of recognition, then we should be yelling about Gem, or False, or Sausage or something! Not me! It's not my fault one of them is like, my sleep paralysis demon -"
"Your what?" interjects Oli.
"It's not important," Jimmy says.
"I mean, I don't know, King, that sounds maybe a little important -"
"Toy boy gets nightmares," Joel says.
"You said you'd -"
There's a roar overhead. It pierces straight through Scott's chest, filling his lungs with horrible vibrations. Everyone goes deathly silent. Scott's hands shake. Oli goes sheet white. Jimmy visibly swallows hard, hands twitching for the pistol he doesn't have here. Fwhip hisses and gestures under an outcropping. It doesn't take a genius to follow him.
They stuff themselves into the rock. They don't all fit. Shelby has to practically sit on top of Scott, in fact, who puts up with it far more than he should, given how much Shelby gleams to his magic eye.
It is, of course, not nearly as bad as the dragon.
The wingflaps never get too close. They can hear them, though.
"Are - what are you doing?" Scott hears Fwhip hiss to Sausage.
Scott turns. The man has a rosary.
"I'm just making sure that if these are my last words Santa Pearla hears them," Sausage says, "and understands why they're while sandwiched between such beautiful people."
Scott takes a moment to process that. "Haha. Nice," he says.
"I know, isn't it?" Sausage says, giggling.
"I think Scott's right," Shelby says. "Jimmy, your friends here are -"
There's a sound like thunder.
"They're dangerous," Shelby says quietly. "They're dangerous. Why did we follow them?"
Jimmy is very quiet before he says: "I mean, isn't it better they're dangerous where we can see it? Where, er, we can control it?"
Outside, a dragon circles spawn. Scott snorts.
"Don't you think it's too late?" he says. "There's no controlling that."
Everyone is very quiet.
"Maybe we should go home," Fwhip says.
No one moves, though. They stay huddled where they are until they're certain the dragon is nowhere near, and then they slowly spread out into the winter village they're building again. Scott supposes he understands. He never knew when to quit, either.
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shepscapades · 7 months
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I HAVE SCIENCE EXAMS IN SIX DAYS AND I HAVENT REVISED BUT DBHC HAS EATEN MY BRAIN IT IS GONE IT HAS BEEN DIGESTED AND NOW I MUST LIE ON THE FLOOR AND CONTEMPLATE MY EXISTENCE THEN PLAY DETROIT BECOME HUMAN FOR EIGHTEEN HOURS
HEEEEELP FBJDFGHKCGNI listen. Sir. Listen to me if I can put down dbhc angst for long enough to prep lectures, you’re strong and brave enough to take breaks from the brainrot to study for your exams. I believe in you, you are so strong and courageous we can do this we can do it
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triptych-of-voids · 4 months
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HAHAHAHAHA I KNEW IT WAS YOU THE MOMENT I SAW THE ART
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Also happy frosty fest! (I'm team family but was gonna be team friends)
YIPPEE !!!! in your plaza >:]€
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fluffypotatey · 2 months
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you will never meet an english major who's a bigger mla hater than me. that bitch is why i struggle so much with my fucking essay, you know what you did >:(
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midnightdemonhunter · 24 days
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(What do you wish for?)
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rip my attention span
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outofthiisworld · 4 months
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💜// why yes Ophelia WOULD smother her friends and loved ones in kisses RIGHT after putting on lipstick, thank you for asking.
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immaterial-girl · 26 days
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btw if there are any other young americans out there who are extremely intimidated by filing your taxes and don’t know where to start, i really recommend H&R block. I use the free one because my taxes are pretty straightforward as a single person, and even when ive moved across state lines like 5 times i can still do it with H&R block for free
just go to their website, make an account, and you’ll have to click “yes i want to use the free version yes i promise NO i don’t want to give you money” a couple times but i find it really direct and simple and it walks you through the whole process in one sitting. it takes me less than one afternoon every year
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mommalosthermind · 4 months
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What is it about the kids’ winter break that always. Always. Makes the weirdest shit go wrong.
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froqgy · 2 months
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if anyone has experience with editing npc dialogue in sdv or map editing... LOL
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terrorizings · 2 years
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Anyone else thinking about the biblical references contained within Jake English and how he's narratively a loaded Chekhov's gun.
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triptych-of-voids · 3 months
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i am the heritager i come for your fucking medics
i simply refuse to be taken ^^
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mattodore · 4 months
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seeing them side by side is so sexy
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opens-up-4-nobody · 1 year
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If you happen to have any requests for merlin related drawings: I am desperately in the thrawls of obsession lmao
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