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otterlyart · 1 year

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From Table to Screen: Percy’s first act of love

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potatobugz · 6 days

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here is a collection of riptide drawings that i made a while ago but never posted ^_^

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lesbianaelwen · 2 months

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I've been wondering when they were going to look into Jace bc he helped the Abernants sneak into the school during prompocalypse to get the crown and that just never came up again lol

#fhjy spoilers #fantasy high junior year spoilers #fhjy #fantasy high junior year #dimension 20 #d20 #guys this last episode was so good for me. extended aelwyn time. ten bastard cats. oinking at and generally disrespecting cops.#god lucy and yolanda make me so sad. reviving the rats. and since she waited until they left I assume it's even more extensive than revivif #god. like i understand the souls have to be banished bc they're high enough level wise to just revive them but man. what a fate #buddy dawn is so fucked btw. he's so dead. i'll bet there'll be a tie-in to the helio forced blasphemy stuff from fhfy too

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samuraihighwayman · 2 months

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….y’all do realize that GBA isn’t just going to tell you how Bastards vs Zombies is going to go right?

Like…?

Theory crafting is one thing (but also you don’t need Geeb to confirm/deny your theory for it to have legitimacy and be fun for you), but some of y’all are just straight up asking him to spoil so much of the intrigue of a series with only 3 parts so far.

Become comfortable in having questions. It is by design that we don’t have answers yet. We’ve barely even started this story.

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lewishamiltonstuff · 2 months

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You know what's fucked up about this entire Horner situation?

They were never gonna let him go. They did the investigation just to fulfill a formality. They even set the grounds for today's announcement by already posting yesterday:

"Any statement from Red Bull GmbH is expected to reflect a thorough and fair investigation, but matters of confidentiality are likely to limit the amount of information shared publicly."

By this, they just meant that whatever bullshit we post tomorrow (translation: we're not kicking him out) it'll be fair and impartial. And if someone asks us any questions (translation: we know we'll get the backlash) we can't say anything because it's a matter of confidentiality and we can't share private information (translation: you can fuck off, we don't have anything to prove him innocent, so we'll use the confidentiality clause).

And that is exactly what they did! They posted that their investigation was "impartial" and "fair" and it contains "private information".

They had been setting the stage for this all along!! Who are they trying to fool though?

I hope she takes him to court and drags him in the mud.

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timetravellingkitty · 9 months

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peeks out cause it's safe now you guys were really weird about Depp v Heard

#so the last i followed this was when a uk court declared that johnny was a wife beater #and then. that fucking trial. good lord was it bad #i dont know where to start except for wtf is wrong with yall #i didnt follow the trial at all but the reactions werw honest to god so bad it turned me off #along with some of the discussions just being. too much.#truth be told i did not know what to believe cause of what people around me said and it felt conflicting at the time?? if it makes sense??#and i always found the reaction to amber so overblown and misogynistic (especially mocking her sa testimony wtf)#i tuned it all out until this year i got reminded of this #and now my stance could not be more clear #if you're still reading this #i stand with amber heard #if you support johnny depp go ahead and unfollow i will not miss you #you cannot in good faith support this man after knowing what actually happened. basic fact checking #he is such a bastard i tell you #institutions will always protect men in power #anti johnny depp

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lloydfrontera · 5 months

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there's a 100m beaver literally trying to crush you to death can you guys not flirt for like five seconds

#i talk a lot <3 #tged #the greatest estate developer #lloyd frontera #javier asrahan #i love how factual javier is about how handsome he is. like. no yeah he's the most beautiful bastard on earth. what about it.#not a single gram of false humility in this man god bless

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what-do-you-mean-theyre-evil · 7 months

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Imma put a leash on this bitch ISTG !!!😭😭😭

#AERIN 😭😭😭😭#you stupid bastard #you selfish motherfucker #I'm going slap/kiss you so much when I find you again I swear to God #How DARE PB give me exactly what I asked for‚ I mean #take my man away?#y'all think 4 measley chapters is enough?#gimme back my man #I don't deserve this (yes I do) 😭#playchoices #blades of light and shadow #aerin valleros #aerin x mc #prince aerin #bolas #bolas 2

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pinkrose05 · 1 month

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Oh God.

Oh God, not again-

You're telling me it's been six whole months, and I'm only Now realizing his eyes were also half-red????

#i swear to god every time i look at this man his eyes are a new fucking color #mercury #bluish lavender #periwinkle #amethyst gray #and now there's also red?? and nobody ever talks about that????#like yes it's very beautiful -everything about yingxing is- but god fucking dammit #how many times do i have to squint at this fucker to pick out all the details?#aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #honkai star rail #hsr #hsr yingxing #<- kaleidoscope-eyed bastard #i can't believe i figured out ren's entire gradient before i noticed this #what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck

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heir-of-the-chair · 5 months

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Been hyperfixating hard on the Hatchetfield series this past week and I’m glad to see the entire hatchetverse fandom is just as autistic about Tinky as I am

#my phone autocorrected it to stinky dkdhdgdjjdvdjd #he’s just a silly guy #he’s just here to have a fun time #you know what people say they wanna put their blorbos in a snow globe and just shake them around? tinky and ted. that’s their dynamic.#he’s just a fun silly guy #he’s just here to have a good time he’s done nothing wrong #uhhhhh new fandom idk how to tag #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #tinky starkid #sure that’s what came up #t’noy karaxis #silly little goat boy man <3 #nightmare time #time bastard #I’m glad to see everyone is equally as autistic abt the silly eldritch god as I am #the heir speaks

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lucy-ghoul · 2 days

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why are you, as an adult in 2024, still hung up on reylo. why are you still mocking the shippers. why do you believe yourself to be superior only because you dislike a stupid ship from a fucking space fairytale. girl (gnc) get a grip

#it's ridiculous. this ship is... stupidly cliché. like if you know fandoms at all #you could easily guess why people would be into it. hello?? have you tried to watch tfa without your hate-on-kyle-ron goggles?#did you watch their scenes together? you don't have to like something to recognize the hints #hell. at the time i didn't really like jonerys but i realized they were going to be a thing when i read agot in 2011 #like folks. it's been nearly TEN LONG YEARS. let it go. LET IT FUCKING GOOOO #and for the lucy/cooper shippers out there who think reylos are (again) delusional when they compare the two ships:#no. *you* are being delusional only because you think reylo is unsexy and uncool (which is your right to think btw. obv)#if you can't see why someone would like both of these pairings for similar reasons... idk what to say honestly #people compared it to hannigram... honestly. again i see why they would appeal to anyone who's into both ships #i really do. but... unpopular opinion (since i'm more of a clannibal fan than i could ever be of reylo):#they are more similar to reylo than will/hannibal. there i said it #i'm not talking about the writing (admittedly the quality of it was questionable). i'm talking about tropes #never mind that imo the ghoul is more akin to vader than kylo but whatever #hannibal is an unapologetic kind of villain. he's not gonna have a redemption arc and that's okay #cooper is an antivillain who used to be a good man and became a disfigured cruel bastard. a parody of himself #lucy is him. him before the bombs dropped before he discovered the person he trusted the most wanted to commit genocide #nice. moral. polite. infused with the Good Old American Values™. he's basically her dark side #all of this is very hannigram/clannibal. i'm not denying it at all #but what'll likely happen is that lucy's actions will have a positive influence on the ghoul and remind him of what it means to be a man #and that's way more reylo-like. sorry.#beauty&thebeast/villain with some hidden good in him+morally righteous heroine/enemies to lovers etc.#i mean. hello??..... having said that. i'm not so much of a reylo shipper anymore and tbh never was. i really liked it at the time #but i was never fond of the st era. my fav characters are vader and leia and revan from the old eu. just saying #*and* it's also not impossible lucy gets darker with the ghoul as her traveling companion. in fact i wouldn't dislike it at all #if done well i mean #but i would still like for people to be intellectually honest and less puerile. god knows i have my notps #but i really don't give a fuck about the shippers. good for them i guess? i have better taste lmao but that's heavily subjective #val rambles in the tags #val speaks #txt

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brionnne · 3 days

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note that i will only ever call mithrun "stupid" jokingly. by "stupid", i only mean "frustrating behavior that i am immensely familar with". seeing him do something that makes me groan aloud, closing my eyes, sighing "stupid (affectionate, mournful)". like when he fucking... his dumbass "i don't want to [use the bathroom] right now, so it's fine." oughh. i know you! i know you! that's not how that works!!! and he's smart!!! he's so smart... but god, god... he's kind of an absent professor. he's kind of a cloudcuckoolander. i love him dearly. he gets called a dummy, a little idiot, and i flick his forehead, a little bonk of hard-heads, like "try again, idiot. that's not how bodies work." and "ooh, 'that's not going to work'. yes it is. shut up, stoopid. stubborn little man, my god." rolling my eyes forever.

#mithrun #i'm not devaluing his intelligence #i feel like both can be true - that someone can be really smart but also take really stupid actions conversely #i fucking KNOW i do all the time #and i don't think there's anything particularly wrong with the word #it's not that his intelligence is compromised in any sense or that i think he's incapable #and it is solely #the fact that he is a stubborn little guy who doesn't listen and just goes 'that won't work' / 'i don't want to' / etc.#like... BUDDY...#buddy BOY #dummy #you are NOT a good judge of this ok?#zip ya lip little man #i know what you are #and i ain't fuckin listening to ya!#god. 'that won't work'. blah blah blah. okay sleepy. see you next panel.#fuckin knew that was going to happen #'i'm not tired' (his body stops working and he doesn't know why)#oh. OH. you're NOT? buddy i KNOW what happened ok? you need some fuckin rest #like - i'm gonna kick your legs out from under you + you're going to fall gently into bed + i tuck you in and smooch you #but i also fucking complain because OF COURSE YOU'RE TIRED ! you bastard ! go sleepy bye #it's his poor decisions and i know why he does them - because he doesn't know - but by god #it's also a little like please... listen to yourself...#on the one hand he doesn't know and never will #on the other hand ... you have been awake for hours and hours without sleep... please get some rest...#but yeah as someone who forgets needs and has little sense of that it is like... objectively a stupid experience #and i don't say that with judgement in my heart but it feels REALLY stupid when your body does something and you don't know why #it's not the disability though that makes me say as much - it is fully the fact that he is SO STUBBORN! SO STUBBORN!!!!#you say you're not tired and fall down? hm? then maybe you are? i know you don't know but whatever. let's get you to bed boy. ok?#caring for him + shaking my head like i get it so much but you gotta sleep! 'this won't work'. ok liar... i already know it will.

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outislovescomics · 2 months

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sorry you're not getting any intelligent thoughts out of me for the next 7-12 hours

#x-force spoilers #wednesday spoilers #see the mistake you're making Sage is that you're forgetting Hank is a Big Dumb Lovey Dovey Bastard With A Crush On A C-List Actor #and when he thinks of Simon I believe his brain turns into a pecan #I like how Beast 2 is having a gay little reunion while Beast Prime is making like. a black hole nuke gun. im not even surprised #truly my reaction to Beast Prime's Deep Sea Expedition was 'yeah sure man 👍🏻' before looking back at the Wonderbeast MANSDMAND #One of them is in Cali For Love one of them is in Cali For Evil. you are not the same.#its easier to cope w/ the character assassination that's happened over the last Billion Years #when I know he's about to be folded like an omelette. Hope Has Returned.#if All This (tm) is what it takes for Hank and Si to finally fuck nasty style. then by God I'll take it 🫡 KANSDAMND #ANYWAYS IM RAMBLING BUT. Y'ALL. Y'ALL. WE'RE SO BACK

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caught-a-dragonfly-blog · 4 months

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i think this might be the task that's made me most properly mad

#taskmaster #look at that evil grinning bastard #oh man this show was just what i needed though god bless

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raiswanson · 4 months

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another excerpt! (Song of Freedom)

"I'll post another snip tomorrow". And then I didn't lol. But I DID hit the 10k marker for the WIP! (not counting the...11k in notes. Look I've had a...week..... Oh my god this WIP is only a week old...) In celebration, have a more amusing excerpt this time! Dialogue my beloved.

Previous excerpt [here]! Next excerpt [here]!

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The smirk miraculously returned. “You will believe many things you never imagined if you are able to remain here long enough. And if anything is to be gained from this conversation, let it be the lesson to watch your tone among the sacred animals, as I seem to have never learned.”

This time I cocked my head. “Right...and what are the sacred animals?”

He looked startled by that. “The birds created in His image, of course. You met one upon your arrival. That ghastly beast with an attitude that bullied me into guiding you upstairs.”

A beat of confusion, then understanding. “Oh! You mean that beautiful—”

“Slander!” croaked a voice from above. The old man swore and spun around, and we both noticed a large raven perched above us beside a venting window. “Another week!”

“Oh, you bastardly little snitch,” the old man growled under his breath, wincing when the bird began to jump about, grating voice breaking into a strange, unearthly cackle.

“Two!” it cheered, then leapt from its perch, honking with apparent delight as it spiraled overhead against the high ceiling.

Suddenly I was relieved that I’d been polite to the golden bird.

“Is that...a common punishment?” I asked. “To be given a duty you dislike?”

The old man turned to me with a scowl. “What? Oh. I suppose it’s common enough. You’re just as likely to be fed to the little beasties for your crime, however, so I don’t advise testing your luck. He’s capricious, our Burning One.”

“Three!” the raven cried gleefully.

“There was nothing slanderous about that and you know it, bird!”

#writing #rai writes #The Burning One #Three Hill Bluff #Song of Freedom #ive been out of the game too long idk what cool tags are popping so fuck it we ball. follower exclusive posting up in here lol #local old man harassed by the entirety of the local bird population. heard on record threatening to cook them in stew. more at 11 #pilgrims: ''the home of a god must be so serene...so mystical...full of wonders and spiritual building...''#the residents of the aerie: *call their god's vessels 'stinky bastards' and try to make them fall off their perches for laughs*#also note. auto correct really wanted me to make ''beasties'' into ''beauties'' and HA. OLD MAN WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A WORD ABOUT THAT LOL

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tricks-n-illusions · 3 months

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(@ask-the-shiny-pokemons) Noelle approaches Silas as she remembers that he might give something in return, however...something terrifying happened recently. "SILAS, WHAT THE HELL ARE YA DOING???" she says with an anger and starts to cry.

"Don't get me wrong. Killin' folks is a really bad idea… Please, just think of a moment when we met each other. You saw me as a friend… But now… I saw you murdered someone. It’s…it’s…JUST UNFAIR!"

At this moment, she is upset at him.

For once the fox's ears seemed to perk up at the sound of something familiar, Someone he knew? He seemed almost hopeful for a moment, but his ears quickly flattened at the Houndoom's upset words. Of course, there it was, the hate he so expected would come from her eventually. If there was one thing he could do right, it was disappoint people. Though his expression was unreadable his behaviour instantly became guarded and tense, his fear of further conflict was obvious. The previous interaction seemed to have done a number on his confidence and persona. He didn't look too keen on talking to Noelle... yet he forced the words out nonetheless, they were broken, quiet and almost inaudible.

He sat in silence for a long moment before he spoke up once more. "…You want it back, don't you? Is that why you're here again? You finally realized the mistake you've made?" He asked, his voice much louder than it previously was. Of course, how could he have been so dumb to not realize? Though he seemed crushed at the idea of giving the gift back, he spoke with confidence in her decision. "I understand."

"I'm one of those people." Silas turned away, leaving the previous gift with Noelle. "You can leave now, you have your gift back... And- We're not friends." He sighed as he waved a hand attempting to shoo her. "We never were, even if I did know who you were..." "You never know I might murder you too, I seem to like doing that to people who are close to me. I'm pretty fuckin' impulsive and honestly... you're just another thing to kill."

-> Silas doesn't seem to remember Noelle… Yet. But he can't fight the feeling of familiarity haunting him. Maybe something from the past will help? A name? Something that happened?

#tni: chrono #tni: silas rune #God damn... Silas you edgy bastard /lh #Imma call this one fern commentary hour sorry not sorry *AHEM* /lh #Silas like: “Yeah im totally alone let me be a sobbing crybaby rq while no ones looking at me” then gets jumpscared by an angy Noelle “!!!”#Quick man pretend like you werent doin nothin before she notices!! ＞︿＜#“Crying? Who? Who's crying? I'm not. I'm 100% pure RAGE and UNFILTERED sass. I DONT CRY.” - Silas probs /lh #He did put on that mask for a reason cried once today not going to let anyone look at the next time! Hes having a really bad day okay?#I deeply apologize for Silas grabbing Noelles hand like that #Normally Silas is extremely touch-averse about direct contact like that 😅 so rarely will he ever willingly grab at people #Especially after what just happened just take it as a mini sign of trust in her that she's not gonna murder him and well a moment of honest #also regarding the remembering thing...#It's been 50+ years and Silas is dumb af - DONT GIVE UP NOW! he'll remember if you keep poking at him I promiseeee 💖#Chapter 1: The Introduction

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