MINIONS TONIGHT WE ASSEMBLE ON JACK’S BLOG AND THINK ABOUT COLLEGE!PEPE !!!! so happy everyone wants to hear what i have to say AHH if there’s anything i’ll do, it’s to make everyone think about college!pepe too 🫡 please join jack and i, promise you won’t regret a single thing about this ☺️
hehe so while i articulate my thoughts and make it coherent (it might be a tiny bit long again… sorry jack! 😵💫) about the fight college!pepe might potentially have with his besties, may i present to you jump then fall by taylor swift being pepe and yn coded !!
“don’t be afraid to jump then fall into me” hello??!!! pepe not wanting to take the chance to fall for someone again because what if no one’s there to catch him, while yn is there patiently waiting for him bc if he ever decides that she’s worth the risk, her arms will be the soft cushion landing he’s wanted ever since his last relationship 🫠
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i edited this at the gym 😭😭 anyways
yes yes !!! shoutout to u for doing us all this favor 😚 and as u said, everyone seeing this should also join us on the college!pepe train because they will not regret a single second of it 🫡
DO NOT APOLOGIZE FOR IT BEING TOO LONG!!! NEVER AGAIN APOLOGIZE FOR SHARING THOUGHTS ABOUT PEPE 😭😭😭😭 pls i will come and slap some sense into you istg. im loving every second of this.
but omg! yes that song!!! i have a feeling that yn knows about her own feelings quite soon and well like she can tell that pepe kinda feels the same way…. so when she finds out that he has issues with it, she's so patiently trying to help him out but it's also so frustrating because "!! just trust me!! fall into me!!!" :((((
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Clone^2 Damian
If you really think about, Damian's situation in the clone^2 au is... kinda tragic? Especially in the early months of his arrival. Like,,, think about it. Damian has always known he was a clone of Damian Wayne, that he was a copy of the blood son. There was nothing 'original' about him, not even his name (of which at least Danny has that). He was just... a replacement. A disposable one, to boot.
And he knew that, to an extent, by the time he was six years old. he might not have been actively acknowledging it -- he's six years old -- but deep down he knew. And like, he's six years old. Every small child craves the love and affection of an adult, especially their parents, and even though he knew he was clone, I imagine he still considered - and still does consider, somewhat - Talia and Bruce as his mother and father. And I really doubt he was... getting it?
Now, I know Talia loves Damian, her son. At least in some interpretations she does, and in this au she does. But... a clone of her son? I'm not so certain if she would have the same affection for baby Dames as she would for Damian. I don't think she would treat him badly, but I don't think Talia would treat him warmly either. Kinda just, distant. Colder than she would have been with OG Damian.
And, I know I've mentioned Damian's arrival from Danny's point of view, and its kind of comical kind of insane from his perspective -- a little boy clone of Damian Wayne falls through a portal and immediately attacks him. That sounds like a bad joke.
But, if you think of this from Damian's point of view? It's like he just got dropped into a scary movie. Like, think about it. You're six years old, and suddenly a portal, as green and as swirling as your grandfather's pools, opens up beneath your feet and sucks you through.
After an intense bout of vertigo, you end up in a massive, urban city -- completely different from the rural mountain palace that you lived in for the last six years of your life, and in this city, you don't know any of the language. You don't know what anyone is saying, you can't read any of the signs - you are completely stranded, away from home.
And then, to make things worse, you're facing a figure with a terrifying mask and eyes as burning green as the portal you fell through. Of course Damian's first instinct, six years old, is to attack. He's terrified.
And this figure, he's not a good fighter, but he's fast, and he dodges you quickly. He grabs your sword with his hands, and tries to restrain you, saying something in a language you don't know. Naturally, Damian is just scared. He's six! He'd just be learning how to read if he was normal child going to school.
This figure halfway through the fight yanks off his mask -- he realizes you're scared -- and looking at you now, is a youthful version of your father. This is a clone of your dad, someone you have never met but, six years old, still wants to. Damian gets defensive. This is an imposter.
But this imposter eventually gets you home with him - and he's using his little box, his phone, to communicate with you through a mechanical voice speaking in arabic. and it's frustrating. The boy, the imposter, can say whatever to you just fine, but trying to talk back is a hassle and a half. He's six, he doesn't have that much patience.
He wants to go home.
And so he keeps trying to run away. He keeps trying to find out of this hellish concrete jungle, and he keeps getting lost. It's loud, and busy, and there are people talking to you and you don't understand them, and there are rules and signs you don't understand - Damian tries to cross the street and nearly gets hit by a car. He doesn't know how the road signs work, he was never taught. They didn't get to that.
And he gets lost. And it gets dark, and Damian is brave, but he is six, and this is the worst stress he's been under in all his six years of life. He wants, desperately more than anything, to go home. Why wouldn't he? The only stable... semi-stable environment he was in just got ripped out from under his feet, literally! He wants his mother.
And it's not happening.
But there's something good to be said, at least. The imposter that looks like his father always comes and finds him, no matter what. He could have left that morning, and he will find Damian at midnight, frazzled and worried, and carrying an extra jacket with him because it is cold in Amity Park and Damian is six years old.
And sometimes Damian attacks him - he's scared and stressed and he doesn't want to be here. And every time he catches the sword. Even though Damian can see it cut into his hand and pearls of blood well up and stains his fingers. Even though Damian can see him wince in pain and bite his lip, he still catches it.
But with that little box, he coaxes Damian to come back with him. It's cold, it's dark, Amity Park is unsafe at night. They can figure something out tomorrow, please. And every time, he agrees, reluctantly. And the imposter takes the extra jacket he brought with -- a flannel, a hoodie, a jacket -- and he wraps it around him. It's warm, Damian's clothes are not that thick, and even though he thinks he might hate this imposter, he still sticks close to his legs as he leads him down the street.
And sometimes the imposter carries him, because Damian's shoes are not that thick, and he cuts his foot on broken glass while they're walking home. The imposter sits in the bathroom with him and carefully cleans the cut out, and makes sure it doesn't get infected.
There's hope you know, he still has it. His mother will be looking for him. She'll be worried. He's important to them. Damian may not be the original, but he is still a blood son. He is still her son. She will come find him. This nightmare will end soon. He can go home.
And then weeks pass, and nothing. Then months, and nothing. His family is not coming for him, and it hurts. Hurts more than anything. And yet while that happens, the boy he's attacked, and hurt, teaches himself arabic in order to speak to him. He takes Damian out of the house one afternoon and buys him new clothes, or tries to. And then he keeps buying him new clothes. He gives him blankets and gives up his bed to him until they can get him one himself, and steadily he teaches Damian english.
This boy is kind. Kinder than Damian's ever experienced, and he doesn't know what to do with it. He's devastated by the fact that he is not as important to his family as his family is to him. What do you do when you're six years old and you learn something like that? When a random stranger who looks like your father is kinder to you, and cares more about you than your family did?
And then Damian tells him he's a clone. He's Damian Wayne's clone, and he tells him his purpose - that their grandfather made him to kill him. And the boy, the imposter, Damian thinks he probably already knows that he's a clone. But he doesn't say that. He just nods, and asks him if he wants to tell his original about him.
Damian says no. He doesn't want to. He's tired of living in the shadow of his original. He wants to keep this to himself. This is his. For once, all of this is his.
And to his surprise, the imposter doesn't try and convince him otherwise. He just nods, and says okay. And when Damian asks why, the imposter - his brother - looks at him and says.
"I don't care about Damian Wayne. I care about you." And in Damian's gobsmacked silence, his brother continues. He tells him that if Damian doesn't want to tell his original that he exists, then they don't need to. They don't need to worry about the LoA going after him, because clearly if his 'grandfather' needs to make a clone of Damian in order to take him out, then whatever it was that Damian Wayne was doing to keep himself safe, was working.
"Wayne already has people in his corner, he's got Gotham's army of vigilantes to keep himself safe." his brother says with his eyes as blue as moonlight. "You, however. Do not." And he continues, and says that if Damian Wayne has the same training as Damian does, then he will be fine. He doesn't need to be aware of his clone. Because if DW doesn't know about Damian, then the LoA doesn't either.
And here's the thing. Damian would not have survived in the LoA for long. Not as a clone. No matter what, he was going to die no matter what he did, and sooner rather than later. The sword of Damocles was always hanging above his head in the League of Assassins.
That portal, and meeting Danny, saved his life. There's no way around it. And to an extent Damian knows this even at six years old. He may not be aware that he would've died, but he knows that meeting Danny was the best thing to happen to him.
It's no wonder after that, that Damian is as clingy to Danny as he is. Danny is the first person he's met to offer him unconditional love, with no strings attached, only pure affection.
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Imagine,,, Sweetheart and Rococo as kids,,, exploring Orange Oasis,,, and finding the sacrifice chamber,,,,, and just breaking into the safe,,,, and SWH sacrificing one of two moles for the ritual,,, and them meeting the Unbread Twins
Sweetheart and Rococo get into another argument that escalates as quickly as they always do, resulting in Rococo running away from her, as he always does. Frantically looking for a place to hide, he runs towards the Man on Fire area. SWH follows him, tapping on the risen pieces of bread since she likes the noise they make.
Then, a passageway opens up, and SWH insists they go down it, forgetting their argument immediately. Rococo's not so sure but agrees anyway, not having the energy to start another fight.
They walk down the passage, discovering the sacrificing area. SWH wonders what would happen if they sacrifice one of the actual moles, so despite the fact that Rococo's vehemently against it, she does. Then, they fall through the floor, landing on a bunch of flour, and realise where they are.
They know the stories of Breaven, of the Unbread Twins, and believe them. Of course they do, they grow up with the twins as deities. And as far as SWH's concerned, she's just gotten them into the home of two gods by accident.
They walk into the holy kitchen, incredibly excited to meet the gods that Orange Oasis worship, and find... Two kids. Only a little older than them. Baking bread. Alone. In a holy kitchen.
D&B don't react well, freaking out about people having invaded Breaven and saying that they should have implemented those booby traps they'd wanted to. Then Rococo pacifies them (having had plenty of experience with calming down SWH over the years) and they just,,, stand in silence for a little bit
Needless to say, everyone's a bit confused, especially when Biscuit speaks and Rococo & SWH understand him perfectly. Learning his language was mandatory for them as citizens of O.O., and they're very happy that they've found him and Doughie
SWH can now claim that she's met gods and has been to Breaven. Rococo's just happy that he has a chance to make some new friends :)
The twins' idea of tentatively offering friendship is handing Rococo and SWH rolling pins and telling them to get to work. SWH is furious at being ordered about but she can't exactly object because hello, gods. Rococo's a little disheartened but sets to it anyway, and the two of them start to enjoy making bread.
The Unbread Twins start answering their questions when asked, the group learning trivial things about each other (and less trivial things, like the twins' experiences over the millennia they've been alive for) as they get to know each other better. The twins, socially awkward as always, declare them friends and say that they look forward to meeting the two again before abruptly sending them out of Breaven.
From there, at random points, Rococo and SWH find themselves face-to-face with the deities again, or being whisked away back to Breaven, Waking up there becomes a regular occurrence, they're chill with it and the twins like sleepovers & surprises (when not aimed at them). Doughie and Biscuit learn of Rococo and Sweetheart's flair for the dramatic, while they discover the twins' enjoyment for playing jokes.
I'll probably want to write more on this tomorrow but I'm tired and want to get it out there. Share your thoughts! I just love these little sillies and want to see more content of them out there :D
The four of them would make such an unstoppable group and also be chaotic emotionally unstable messes together. Change my mind <3
(Oh, wait. You can't <333)
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continued from here! // @collectalong
tommy can't help but giggle at the initial reaction the other gave,
cheeks slightly pinkened as he turns his head, muffling the sound. 💼
he shifts the box of chocolates to his other hand absentmindedly, befo
-re waving off the others apology, sounding lighthearted as he speaks. 💼
" o, oh, no, it's okay! um, i know it's maybe a l, little... childish, i
guess? but i still thought it'd be n, nice, you know? " he explains,
glancing down at the small box of chocolates--he smiles, though
there's an underlying hint of nerves. despite how calm he was act
-ing, he really did feel a like a third grader with a crush, doing this. 💼
" anyway, um...! well, that's kinda--up to you, i, i think? romantic
or platonic, either is f, fine with me...! but, if it's anything, i, um... "
a pause, tommy begins to fidget, and he laughs a little again, at
himself this time as eyes wander, " i r, really, really like you, so... " 💼
he scratches at the back of his head, " but, like i said. n, no pre
-ssure, either way! i just wanted to b, be, um. honest, too. yeah. " 💼
a beat, " can i...?-- " he says, gentle, as he reaches out
for jeremy's hand, once given the go ahead, he grasps it
and smiles brightly. his halo shines a bright yellow, happy. 💼
" so, w, what do you think? " 💼
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